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{{Mutt|we need more drivable cities because my truck doesn't fit into six lanes or whatever}} | {{Mutt|we need more drivable cities because my truck doesn't fit into six lanes or whatever}} | ||
[[File:30452 - SoyBooru.png|thumb| | [[File:30452 - SoyBooru.png|thumb|This is Soyota propaganda trying to mock FordCHADS. In reality the truck driver is some poor sap with an actual job trying to get to his job while some retard who shouldn't have a drivers license is blocking the road]] | ||
Toyota is a [[Japan|Japanese]] car company [[best known for]] making shitty, cheap, badly-made | Toyota is a [[Japan|Japanese]] car company [[best known for]] making shitty, cheap, badly-made shitboxes for poor [[amerimutt]] goyim <!-- Kill yourself obsessed faggot -->. They're slowly becoming irrelevant because the Koreans can make cheaper cars and everyone else can make better quality cars. They are also known for the Supra, an unreliable piece of shit that gets BTFO'd by even your grandfather's 5th gen Chevy Corvette. Unfortunately, due to the movie series known as The Fast and Furious, a film franchise that [[Soyjak]] loves almost on the same level as Marvel and Star Wars due to nothing of stakes ever happening (except for that faggot Paul Walker wrapping himself around a lightpost, kek) and the wholesome message creating your own family (much like how he creates his own family with him, his wife, the bull and their son) [[even though]] cars are ruining the heccin environment and we need to abolish them in favor of [[Fourth Industrial Revolution|walkable cities and public transportation]], these shitboxes are now considered on the same level as Ferraris and are now worth hundreds of thousands of dollars. Nowadays the Supra name is used to sell BMWs. | ||
Toyotas were the leading brand among [[Nigger|niggers]], but are now a distant second to Nissan due to the fact Nissan will give a 6 gorillion month car loan to anyone with a pulse. They are also popular among [[Reddit|midwit Redditors]] who think they are better than everyone else because they watch Scotty Kilmer instead of Doug DeMuro (newsflash: you're the same). Muslims like their [[Retard|retarded]] pickup trucks as well since they're really easy to convert into technicals. They are also popular among [[User:Twinker|retarded trannies]] who like to edit this page to suck off their shitty cars and act like being an obnoxious faggot is "LE HECCIN BASED AND REDPILLED." | Toyotas were the leading brand among [[Nigger|niggers]], but are now a distant second to Nissan due to the fact Nissan will give a 6 gorillion month car loan to anyone with a pulse. They are also popular among [[Reddit|midwit Redditors]] who think they are better than everyone else because they watch Scotty Kilmer instead of Doug DeMuro (newsflash: you're the same). Muslims like their [[Retard|retarded]] pickup trucks as well since they're really easy to convert into technicals. They are also popular among [[User:Twinker|retarded trannies NIGGERS]] who like to edit this page to suck off their shitty cars and act like being an obnoxious faggot is "LE HECCIN BASED AND REDPILLED." | ||
[[File:46475 - SoyBooru.jpg|thumb|This is how Toyota drivers appear to everyone else.]] | [[File:46475 - SoyBooru.jpg|thumb|This is how Toyota drivers appear to everyone else.]] | ||
[[Fact|The only kino Toyota was the Lexus LFA]], which was made like a decade ago and will never be repeated due to the fact the world is moving towards EVs for [[Turkiye|bug people]]. | [[Fact|The only kino Toyota was the Lexus LFA]], which was made like a decade ago and will never be repeated due to the fact the world is moving towards EVs for [[Turkiye|bug people]]. | ||
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this but people who drive bmws | this but for "people" who drive bmws | ||
This was made by a Korean, btw | |||
Revision as of 21:18, 2 December 2023
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>we need more drivable cities because my truck doesn't fit into six lanes or whatever
Toyota is a Japanese car company best known for making shitty, cheap, badly-made shitboxes for poor amerimutt goyim . They're slowly becoming irrelevant because the Koreans can make cheaper cars and everyone else can make better quality cars. They are also known for the Supra, an unreliable piece of shit that gets BTFO'd by even your grandfather's 5th gen Chevy Corvette. Unfortunately, due to the movie series known as The Fast and Furious, a film franchise that Soyjak loves almost on the same level as Marvel and Star Wars due to nothing of stakes ever happening (except for that faggot Paul Walker wrapping himself around a lightpost, kek) and the wholesome message creating your own family (much like how he creates his own family with him, his wife, the bull and their son) even though cars are ruining the heccin environment and we need to abolish them in favor of walkable cities and public transportation, these shitboxes are now considered on the same level as Ferraris and are now worth hundreds of thousands of dollars. Nowadays the Supra name is used to sell BMWs.
Toyotas were the leading brand among niggers, but are now a distant second to Nissan due to the fact Nissan will give a 6 gorillion month car loan to anyone with a pulse. They are also popular among midwit Redditors who think they are better than everyone else because they watch Scotty Kilmer instead of Doug DeMuro (newsflash: you're the same). Muslims like their retarded pickup trucks as well since they're really easy to convert into technicals. They are also popular among retarded trannies NIGGERS who like to edit this page to suck off their shitty cars and act like being an obnoxious faggot is "LE HECCIN BASED AND REDPILLED."
The only kino Toyota was the Lexus LFA, which was made like a decade ago and will never be repeated due to the fact the world is moving towards EVs for bug people.
this but for "people" who drive bmws
This was made by a Korean, btw
