Toyota

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this is how Soyota drivers perceive themselves. in reality the truck driver is some poor sap with an actual job trying to get to his job while some retard who shouldn't have a drivers license is blocking the road


Toyota is a Japanese car company best known for making shitty, cheap, badly-made chink jap cars for poor amerimutt goyim. They're slowly becoming irrelevant because the Koreans can make cheaper cars and everyone else can make better quality cars. They are also known for the Supra, an unreliable piece of shit that gets BTFO'd by even your grandfather's 5th gen Chevy Corvette. Unfortunately, due to the goyslop series known as The Fast and Furious, a film franchise that Soyjak loves almost on the same level as Marvel and Star Wars due to nothing of stakes ever happening (except for that faggot Paul Walker wrapping himself around a lightpost, kek) and the wholesome message creating your own family (much like how he creates his own family with him, his wife, the bull and their son) even though cars are ruining the heccin environment and we need to abolish them in favor of walkable cities and public transportation, these shitboxes are now considered on the same level as Ferraris and are now worth hundreds of thousands of dollars. Nowadays the Supra name is used to sell BMWs.

Toyotas were the leading brand among niggers, but are now a distant second to Nissan due to the fact Nissan will give a 6 gorillion month car loan to anyone with a pulse. They are also popular among midwit Redditors who think they are better than everyone else because they watch Scotty Kilmer instead of Doug DeMuro (newsflash: you're the same). Muslims like their retarded pickup trucks as well since they're really easy to convert into technicals.

This is how Toyota drivers appear to everyone else.

The only kino Toyota was the Lexus LFA, which was made like a decade ago and will never be repeated due to the fact the world is moving towards EVs for bug people.