Truthnuke

This page is a TRVTHNVKE.

A truth nuke (commonly stylized in """"""Soyspeak"""""" (Web 2.0 immigrantspeak in actuality) as trvthnuke, trvthnvke, or less commonly trvke) is a "fact" so controversial and potent it can cause symptoms of "mindbreaking" in anyone informed of it, categorising them as memetic hazards. They are unique from other "facts" by being so immensely true that the deliverer of the truth nuke does not need to harbour any kind of smugness or charisma in order to convince masses of people. "Truth nukes" are often highly contrary, but not contrarian, to da heckin' sciencerinoooos, ironically making them scientific breakthoughs themselves. Due to his equally gemmish nature, Cobson is often associated with "truth nukes" and so is a unique 'jak known on SoyBooru as Trukejak.

List of truth nukes

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  >every new soyspeak term is literally DA COOOORD

  Half of the current 'party is Twitter immigrants
• 9001% of Twitter immigrants are homosexual
• Some modern 'jaks that are considered "coal" would be extremely popular if they were made much earlier
• 'Cado, thugshakers (especially scat porn variations) BBC, and most of what tries too hard to be controversial on the Sharty are all forced Discord memes.
• Soot was an okay admin
• /qa/ was full of 4cuck pedophiles trying to appropriate 'jakking culture
• Everyone shitting on this page WNBAW
• There is not a single artist out there who started from rock bottom as an adult and made it. Zero. No matter how many hours of practice and study. It has literally never been done before.
• The creator of this article should kill themselves (trvthnvke btw)

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KILL ALL PEOPLE WHO USE THIS PHRASE. DO IT NOW. SERIOUSLY. (trvthnvke btw)