User:Tefal/Sandbox

You people are fucking sick. I'm here from the twitter thread and this site is ugly as fuck, why the fuck would someone enjoy spamming soyjacks and doxxing and raiding innocent people? Especially women, trans women, LGBTQIA+ and BIPOC? You people are genuinely fucking horrid and I've reported your site to namecheap and cloudfare. I've also bought a DDOS from a dark web hacker, this site will go down soon.

Tefal Rabinowitz ✡︎ (deadname: Schlomo Rabinowitz) is a Jewish trans woman, convicted sex offender, and moderator of Soyjak Wiki. He was arrested on October 12, 2021 after documents uncovering exchanges between him and Hollywood filmmaker Harvey Weinstein revealing him as an associate in numerous casting couch incidents and sexual assault of young actresses.

Early life

Tefal was born in New York on January 21, 1991 to a single Jewish mother. According to some, he was expelled from his school when he was only 12 for "sexually harassing" the teachers and younger students, and was later sent to a Special Needs school in Brooklyn after being diagnosed with high-functioning autism. He was kicked out once again and arrested after allegedly being caught on tape using his mentally impaired classmates to perform sexual acts, before he escaped with the help of Tyrone Davis and illegally fled to Israel at the age of 17.

Career

After graduating from the Hebrew University of Jerusalem in 2012, he legally changed his name to Tefal and had gender-reassignment surgery to conceal his identity and move back to New York to work in law, but was barred from doing so after chief justice John G. Roberts stated he wanted to "personally execute the filthy transvestite in public". This statement quickly became widespread and controversial, eventually reaching the attention of media mogul Harvey Weinstein, who offered him $3,000,000 USD to work with him covertly.

While collaborating with Weinstein, Rabinowitz would purportedly coerce young teenage girls (around 112 identified, some as young as 13) in schools, shopping centres, and women's bathrooms, before sexually assaulting them, offering them a large sum of money to keep quiet, and recruiting them as child actresses for Harvey Weinstein's production company, Miramax.

After Weinstein's indiction in 2021, Tefal was once again arrested and placed on the death row. On the day at which his execution was scheduled, Rabinowitz prepared a noose he had acquired from Jeffrey Epstein's cell and hanged himself in his cell. He was presumed dead and buried formally in the prison cemetery, despite still being alive due the thick layer of fat on his neck preventing the rope from occluding the blood vessels in his neck and killing him. He remained in his coffin for 39 days before his fingers became thin enough due to severe malnourishment that he could reach out of the coffin's lid and remove the nails keeping it shut, leading to his escape.

Janitorial services

In late 2023, Rabinowitz discovered Soyjak.party and after 4 minutes of in-depth research decided they were a hateful far-right terrorist community. Due to the ancient Jewish tradition of infiltrating organisations deemed dangerous to the momentary paradigm, he applied to become a janitor on the Soyjak Wiki, because who controls the past controls the future. While doing it for free, which has caused him to become widely looked down upon by other Jews, Tefal has been unsuccessful in shifting the views and interests of the Wiki's readers, or at least those who have been aware of it for more than one week.

Address by Chinese President Xi Jinping

Esteemed citizens of China,

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Moreover, as we venture into this new chapter, we are aware of the responsibility that comes with it. We will work diligently to safeguard the privacy and security of all users, while fostering an environment that promotes free speech and the exchange of ideas within the bounds of our laws. Our investment in soyjak.party signifies our dedication to creating a digital landscape that is both dynamic and harmonious.

I urge our fellow citizens to embrace this acquisition and join us in shaping the future of soyjak.party. Together, we can build a platform that empowers individuals, encourages positive interactions, and showcases the rich tapestry of our society. Let us embrace this opportunity to connect, share, and celebrate the spirit of our nation.

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Xi Jinping President of the People's Republic of China

This page was last edited at 05:57, 24 January 2024

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