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* Diversity of tactics. By occasionally changing the method you use to hide the coinslot into his precious zelink art, you can catch him off guard and make it harder for jannies to ban you.<ref>https://arch.b4k.co/v/thread/656829228/#656859909</ref>
* Diversity of tactics. By occasionally changing the method you use to hide the coinslot into his precious zelink art, you can catch him off guard and make it harder for jannies to ban you.<ref>https://arch.b4k.co/v/thread/656829228/#656859909</ref>
* Bait him into mass-reporting innocent images so that when actual edits are posted, his cries to the mods will be ignored.
* Bait him into mass-reporting innocent images so that when actual edits are posted, his cries to the mods will be ignored.
* Change the watermark on Pixiv zelink art to be "カドの肛門の穴", or "Kado's anal hole" in Japanese.  
* Change the watermark on Pixiv zelink art to be "カドの肛門の穴", or "Kado's anal hole" in Japanese. ("カドのケツ穴" or "Kado's ass hole" in Japanese)
* Post cropped sissy porn of Link, bonus points if it involves him being dominated by Ganondorf<ref>[[File:Zelinkschizo6.5.png|thumb|zelinkschizo trembles at the sight of link's boipussi being OBLITERATED by the BGC]]
* Post cropped sissy porn of Link, bonus points if it involves him being dominated by Ganondorf<ref>[[File:Zelinkschizo6.5.png|thumb|zelinkschizo trembles at the sight of link's boipussi being OBLITERATED by the BGC]]
</ref>.[[File:Zelinkschizo2.jpg|thumb|Nigga doxxed himself GEEEEG]]
</ref>.[[File:Zelinkschizo2.jpg|thumb|Nigga doxxed himself GEEEEG]]

Revision as of 20:08, 12 November 2023

OH MY JAPANESE CULTURE THIS IS JUST LIKE MY TRANIME GREENTEXT VIDEOS!!!!!!!!!
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THIS PERSON IS A MASSIVE RETARD!
This individual is a gegbull, you can help this page by making 'jaks of him and milking his gegs.

ZelinkOP smell like cheese.

This page is a gem.


ZelinkOP is an obnoxious /v/ namefaggot pass user that constantly posts shill threads with nothing but tranime ship art of Zelda and Link from the Legend of Zelda series. He has become a minor lolcow in recent months due to one dedicated autist 'teen posting altered fanart with hidden coinslots added, much to his dismay. The success of this industrial gaslighting campaign has produced so many gems that wide-scale 'cado posting may be the future of 4cuck raids.

ROOT ## Manager

"We have enough pins right now but I want to congratulate OP, or whoever the zelinkOP's nemesis is who's been running this mindbreak campaign on all his threads over months. I actually ran into him in /tv/ last night by chance and he sounded completely defeated when I asked how he was holding up.

>(…) we still have the same feuds every day and he floods /v/ with literally 20 NTR threads per day. Now he photoshops cado's ass on my entire zelink collection and dumps it on /v/ then says that's me doing it.

You guys make me proud"

How to torment the schizo

Zelinkfag has been thoroughly buck broken by the cado poster so hard that his eyes are hardwired to pinpoint any remnants or traces of men's anuses in what to any sane, normal person would look like perfectly innocent pieces of art. This mindbreaking is so severe he has developed what cannot be explained as anything other than paranoid schizophrenia, regularly experiencing hallucinations of 'cado edits where there are none and accusing random posters of being his personal boogeyman.

  • Post low-resolution images.[1] This deviation from his circlejerk will make him immediately suspicious, provoking baseless accusations of being the boogeyman (>it also ruins my mega archive guyz....)
  • Feign ignorance when he does eventually call out images that he claims were vandalized, in order to bait him into making MS Paint gems that prove where the 'cado is hidden
  • Post identical images with a slightly smaller scale and different filenames (ex. "file.jpeg", "zelink [number]", etc.) to trick him into thinking you edited the contents of the image
  • Diversity of tactics. By occasionally changing the method you use to hide the coinslot into his precious zelink art, you can catch him off guard and make it harder for jannies to ban you.[2]
  • Bait him into mass-reporting innocent images so that when actual edits are posted, his cries to the mods will be ignored.
  • Change the watermark on Pixiv zelink art to be "カドの肛門の穴", or "Kado's anal hole" in Japanese. ("カドのケツ穴" or "Kado's ass hole" in Japanese)
  • Post cropped sissy porn of Link, bonus points if it involves him being dominated by Ganondorf[3].
    Nigga doxxed himself GEEEEG

'Cadosmithing tips

  • The easiest way to identify a hidden 'cado is by the edges of the added image. If you round the corners and blur the edges, spotting it becomes much harder.
  • Align the 'oinslot in the image so that the shapes in the drawing align with the shapes in the 'oinslot, keeping the original composition.
  • Adjust the brightness and hue of the 'oinslot so that it fits in better with its background.

Giant Stealth 'Cado Folder

Zelinkfags own personal folder of 2,252 images was automatically processed to have a hidden cado on every single image (except the nsfw ones since you can't post those on /v/ anyway). You can find the 'cadofied folder here.

  1. https://arch.b4k.co/v/thread/656895598/#656908135
  2. https://arch.b4k.co/v/thread/656829228/#656859909
  3. zelinkschizo trembles at the sight of link's boipussi being OBLITERATED by the BGC