ZelinkOP

OH MY JAPANESE CULTURE THIS IS JUST LIKE MY TRANIME GREENTEXT VIDEOS!!!!!!!!! FUCK WOJACKSPAMMERS BTW SUDE SUDE SUDE SUDE SUDE SUDE SUDE SUDE SUDE SUDE

	THIS PERSON IS A MASSIVE TRANNY!
	This individual is a gegbull, you can help this page by making 'jaks of him and soyquoting him You can also milk him for GEGs if you are skilled enough or have stalked him.

This page smell like cheese.

This page is a gem.

ZelinkOP (Born 1991) is an obnoxious /v/ namefaggot pass user that constantly posts shill threads with nothing but tranime ship art of Zelda and Link from the Legend of Zelda series. He has become a minor lolcow in recent months due to one dedicated autist 'teen posting altered fanart with hidden coinslots added, much to his dismay. During mid-November he attempted to lay low after getting banned by the jannies for calling them niggers (KWAB) and waited it out like a good little chuddie (KWAB). The success of this industrial gaslighting campaign has produced so many gems that wide-scale 'cado posting may be the future of 4cuck raids.

ROOT ## Manager

"We have enough pins right now but I want to congratulate OP, or whoever the zelinkOP's nemesis is who's been running this mindbreak campaign on all his threads over months. I actually ran into him in /tv/ last night by chance and he sounded completely defeated when I asked how he was holding up.

>(…) we still have the same feuds every day and he floods /v/ with literally 20 NTR threads per day. Now he photoshops cado's ass on my entire zelink collection and dumps it on /v/ then says that's me doing it.

You guys make me proud"

How to torment the schizo

Zelinkfag has been thoroughly buck broken by the cado poster so hard that his eyes are hardwired to pinpoint any remnants or traces of men's anuses in what to any sane, normal person would look like perfectly innocent pieces of art. This mindbreaking is so severe he has developed what cannot be explained as anything other than paranoid schizophrenia, regularly experiencing hallucinations of 'cado edits where there are none and accusing random posters of being his personal boogeyman.

• Post low-resolution images. This deviation from his circlejerk will make him immediately suspicious, provoking baseless accusations of being the boogeyman (>it also ruins my mega archive guyz....)
• Feign ignorance when he does eventually call out images that he claims were vandalized, in order to bait him into making MS Paint gems that prove where the 'cado is hidden
• Post identical images with a slightly smaller scale and different filenames (ex. "file.jpeg", "zelink [number]", etc.) to trick him into thinking you edited the contents of the image
• Diversity of tactics. By occasionally changing the method you use to hide the coinslot into his precious zelink art, you can catch him off guard and make it harder for jannies to ban you.
• Bait him into mass-reporting innocent images so that when actual edits are posted, his cries to the mods will be ignored.
• Change the watermark on Pixiv zelink art to be "カドの肛門の穴", or "Kado's anal hole" in Japanese. ("カドのケツ穴" or "Kado's ass hole" in Japanese)
• Post cropped sissy porn of Link, bonus points if it involves him being dominated by Ganondorf.
• Edit bulges into drawings of Zelda, to imply that she is in fact a tranny. Note that this does require you to be at least somewhat skilled at art or knowledgeable on how to edit images more convincingly than just hiding a fat man's diseased anus in tranime art.

  

  Nigga doxxed himself GEEEEG

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  116 IQ aryan

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  Missed Cheese

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  the absolute fucking state

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  ghoul can't comprehend the existance of more than 1 man trolling him so to him, we are all a singular "cadofag"

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  >the madness of a psychopath

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  Some seething faggot took this wiki article and made a poorly-edited collage of it. Look Mom, I'm famous!

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  ZelinkOP has been confirmed to be aware of this article, and is pathetically trying to co-opt its language. If you're reading this, Cado Won.

'Cadosmithing tips

• The easiest way to identify a hidden 'cado is by the edges of the added image. If you round the corners and blur the edges, spotting it becomes much harder.
• Align the 'slot in the image so that the shapes in the drawing align with the shapes in the 'slot, keeping the original composition.
• Adjust the brightness and hue of the 'slot so that it fits in better with its background.
• Hide a non-transparent 'cado ass in places where you wouldn't normally look for detail, such as random background objects or within the pupils of characters. Remember, the goal is to get some unsuspecting fool to download these pictures without realizing that there was a picture of Nikocado Avocado's asshole embedded inside.

Giant Stealth 'Cado Folder

Zelinkfag's own personal folder of 2,252 images was automatically processed to have a hidden 'cado on every single image (except the nsfw ones since you can't post those on /v/ anyway). You can find the 'cadofied folder here.