ZelinkOP
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 OH MY JAPANESE CULTURE THIS IS JUST LIKE MY TRANIME GREENTEXT VIDEOS!!!!!!!!! FUCK WOJACKSPAMMERS BTW SUDE SUDE SUDE SUDE SUDE SUDE SUDE SUDE SUDE SUDE |
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THIS PERSON IS A MASSIVE RETARD! |
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ZelinkOP is an obnoxious /v/ namefaggot pass user that constantly posts shill threads with nothing but tranime ship art of Zelda and Link from the Legend of Zelda series. He has become a minor lolcow in recent months due to one dedicated autist 'teen posting altered fanart with hidden coinslots added, much to his dismay.
How to torment the schizo
Zelinkfag has been thoroughly buck broken by the cado poster so hard that his eyes are hardwired to pinpoint any remnants or traces of men's anuses in what to any sane, normal person would look like perfectly innocent pieces of art. This mindbreaking is so severe he has developed what cannot be explained as anything other than paranoid schizophrenia, regularly experiencing hallucinations of 'cado edits where there are none and accusing random posters of being his personal boogeyman.
- Post low-resolution images.[1] This deviation from his circlejerk will make him immediately suspicious, provoking baseless accusations of being the boogeyman (>it also ruins my mega archive guyz....)
- Feign ignorance when he does eventually call out images that he claims were vandalized, in order to bait him into making MS Paint gems that prove where the 'cado is hidden
- Post identical images with a slightly smaller scale and different filenames (ex. "file.jpeg", "zelink [number]", etc.) to trick him into thinking you edited the contents of the image
- Diversity of tactics. By occasionally changing the method you use to hide the coinslot into his precious zelink art, you can catch him off guard and make it harder for jannies to ban you.[2]
- Bait him into mass-reporting innocent images so that when actual edits are posted, his cries to the mods will be ignored.
'Cadosmithing tips
- The easiest way to identify a hidden 'cado is by the edges of the added image. If you round the corners and blur the edges, spotting it becomes much harder.
- Align the 'oinslot in the image so that the shapes in the drawing align with the shapes in the 'oinslot, keeping the original composition.
- Adjust the brightness and hue of the 'oinslot so that it fits in better with its background.
Examples
You WILL expand this page, chad.
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Heterochromia looks sexy on Link.
