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Revision as of 22:30, 26 November 2023
Niggerhell is CONGOLESE VANTABLACK BRIMSTONE straight from the FIERY DEPTHS OF NIGGERHELL!!!!!!!!!!!
”France” redirects here. Not to be confused with “FR,” a term coined by Zoomers
Niggerhell (also known as Tartarus or Hell 2) is a particular dimension that you might have been told to go to. It is a place without gems. In Niggerhell, there is only brimstone, dust storms, and the occasional unburnt coal. Even the hardest coalers suffer a second death, because there is nothing left to ruin. It turns out the Niggerhellish conditions they worked towards are destructive to everything, including their own souls.
Trannies are known to end up here and perish here. The gravest of sinners also end up in Niggerhell. Niggerhell is worse than hell, because it has niggers in it, and was also built by niggers eons ago. Few things come directly from Niggerhell, all of it is Vantablack Niggercoal. Those who delight in racebait worship and distribute this hazardous substance, a path which will cause them to condemn themselves if they don’t change their ways.
The current location of Niggerhell among the many planes of our soymultiverse is unknown, though recent studies have concluded that it might actually be some location you’re reincarnated to on Earth.
Notable inhabitants of Niggerhell
- Satan
- Lilith
- Judas Iscariot
- Marcus Junius Brutus
- Gaius Cassius Longinus
- Nero
- Jeffrey Epstein
- Hillary Clinton(after we cut her adrenochrome supply)
- Angela Merkel(Ditto)
- Margaret Thatcher(DING DONG THE WICKED BITCH IS DEAD)
- Queen Elizabeth II
- Ronald Reagan
- J. Edgar Hoover
- Joseph Stalin
- Robert Mugabe
- Max Striner
- Adolf Hitler (for killing himself like a pussy instead of doing an epic last stand as a cyborg mecha in Castle Wolfenstein and for also getting erased from existance in another dimension, allowing Stalin to take his place instead)
- Noam Chomsky (Soon!)
- George Soros and his entire cabal (Sooner or later)
- Milton Friedman
- Collin Powell
- Robert Mcnamara
- Lolkekkeklmaolmaolmaoxdhaha
- Sobot
- John Lennon
- Cecefem and Orion Grant Passmore (upon ACKing, as prophesized in the Dead Soy Scrolls)
- Admin 6 (formerly; escaped during the Soypocalypse)
- Fr✡✡t Von Liquidorangestein of /soy/
- Mexican Twink (in a few years)
- Poopson
- Goth (in a few years)
- Max (in a few years)
- Jews (in a few years, controversially)
- Discord (in a few years)
- Trannies (in one year)
- Togglebott (in a few years)
- Red (in a few years)
- Issac Kate (tomorrow)
- Feralteen (when he gets friendzoned by that one faggot youtube no one cares about)
- Zionists (this will take a while, controversially)
- Ongezellig (escaped when K*z opened a portal to the pits of hell when sucking his own cock.)
- Ponies and Barneyfags (I HOPE YOU FUCKING DIE)
- All frogposters (in a few years)
- Gooners(in a few years)
- People who browse /trash/ and /vp/ on a daily basis (redundant but in a few years)
- Pedophiles
- FIAT for making awful vehicles that are uncomfortable and prone to break every fucking month
- CIA (when they die)
- Mainai
- Joe Cash Pcola (soon)
- Jakob Zabrowski(soon)
- All Nihilists and Atheists for being miserable sacks of horse shit
- Niggers, Toilet niggers and Laser niggers (controversially)
- Bill Gates (Soon, Thankfuly.)
- Klaus Schwabb (Soon, Thankfuly.)
- Bolsheviks
- Globalists (Soon....)
- George Floyd
- Turkey Tom / Tom Dark
- Faggots
- Skibidi Toilet (For sure, But not yet.)
- Leon Trotsky
- Vladimir Lennin
- All the 'feds that killed innocent Children & Mothers at WACO & Ruby Ridge (And many others, ETC.)
- Monsanto
- Big Pharma
- Big Brother CIA
- You (because its a tired ED joke blah blah blah you are gay and stupid)
Things to do in Niggerhell
- Dilate
- Get your neovagina dilated
- Perish
- Get raped by niggers
- Dilate forever
- Explode
- Die
- Nigger yourself forever
- Burn forever
- YOU GET RAPED BY THE BLACKEST OF NIGGERS UNTIL YOUR MELANIN COUNT INCREASES TENFOLD
- GETTING VACCUM SEALED WITH DAT BBC
- Getting smushed by Tyler's 600 lb fatass (he doesnt even realise he's smushing you he's that obese.)
- Samething with 'Cado instead of Tyler,.
How to Escape Niggerhell
Down in the deepest darkest and dustiest pits of the Congo coal mines lies an alleged entrance to Niggerhell. If one manages to find said entrance from Niggerhell itself (assuming it’s real), they’d theoretically be able to go through it and come out to the other side to our world once more. Though, they’d find themselves in Africa. (Oh my Wendigoon a Dante's Inferno reference!!!)
Aryan Heaven
Aryan Heaven (also known as Hyperborea) is the polar opposite of Niggerhell. In contrast, the Nordics crafted it out of marble and diamond. It is a kingdom adorned with the most glistening gemeralds. Gemlets flow through the creeks, and deposit sediment to produce more gems. Gems are etched on walls to be remembered and commemorated for eternity.
Notable Inhabitants of Aryan Heaven
- God
- Jesus
- Admin Thrembo
- Crackers
- The sharty saving gem
- Blue
- Uncle Ruckus (honorary aryan)
- Ian Smith
- Tsar Nicholas II and his family
- Adolf Hitler (after unerasing himself from reality and then unkilling himself and becoming a cyborg mecha because i told him to do so)
- Ronnie McNutt (they did him dirty)
- Me and my friend Paul[1]
- Leon Degrelle
- Erwin Rommel
- Kaiser Wilhelm I
- Kaiser Wilhelm II
- Konstantin Rodzaevsky
- Benito Mussolini (Padre Pio and Edvige Carboni said so)
- George Washington and the other Founding Fathers
- Calvin Coolidge
- Pat Buchanan (soon)
- Ron Paul (soon)
- Rand Paul (soon)
- Thomas Massie (soon)
- Donald Trump (soon, controversially)
- Ron DeSantis (soon, controversially)
- Eazy-E (you will NOT research the reasons why)
- Giga Chud
- Chud
- /pol/ (pretty soon they will remove it, what cux over there.)
- Dreamybull (honorary Aryan)
- John F Kennedy
- The whole Kennedy Family
- Sergey Taboritsky
- Vladimir Putin (soon, controversially)
- Arnold Schwarzenegger
- Ted Kaczynski
- Timothy McVeigh
- The 'Folks & Family's & Friends of WACO & Ruby Ridge R.I.P.
Things To Do In Aryan Heaven
- Extinguish
- Live
- Freeze
- Have sex with Aryans
- Kill niggers
- Raid
- Get penis enlargement surgery (even doe it’s already big)
- Reassemble yourself
Other Locations
- Gook Purgatory
- Injun Moonwalker plane
- The Border that intersects between Aryan Heaven and Niggerhell
- Saturn (where Jews come from)
- Jannah al-Firdaus