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Froot is a biological weapon created by the [[CIA]] and [[Covid-19|WHO]] to trick westerners into becoming vegan. After discovering [[Jesus]], he broke free and began to live a normal life. In 1990 [[Doll]] and Froot used to date and [[Max|Froot stole 8k from him]], so in 2023 he used that money to buy the [[Soyjak.party|sharty]]. Despite this, Doll and Froot are still friends because Doll is a cuck. While Froot has overcame his [[Jews|evil globalist fed]] origins, it cannot be said whether or not he will be a force for good or evil on the sharty. [[File:Froot Portrait.png|thumb|Artist depiction of Froot]] | Froot is a biological weapon created by the [[CIA]] and [[Covid-19|WHO]] to trick westerners into becoming vegan. After discovering [[Jesus]], he broke free and began to live a normal life. In 1990 [[Doll]] and Froot [[Gay faggot|used to date]] and [[Max|Froot stole 8k from him]], so in 2023 he used that money to buy the [[Soyjak.party|sharty]]. Despite this, Doll and Froot are still friends because Doll is a cuck. Subsequently, Froot formed the currently governing [[Soyumvirate]] with Doll and [[Angeleno]]. While Froot has overcame his [[Jews|evil globalist fed]] origins, it cannot be said whether or not he will be a force for good or evil on the sharty. [[File:Froot Portrait.png|thumb|Artist depiction of Froot]] | ||
[[File:Frootpost.jpg|thumb|Froot is a Josiecel?]] | [[File:Frootpost.jpg|thumb|Froot is a Josiecel?]] | ||
== Froot facts == | == Froot facts == | ||
Revision as of 14:52, 24 August 2023
Froot is a biological weapon created by the CIA and WHO to trick westerners into becoming vegan. After discovering Jesus, he broke free and began to live a normal life. In 1990 Doll and Froot used to date and Froot stole 8k from him, so in 2023 he used that money to buy the sharty. Despite this, Doll and Froot are still friends because Doll is a cuck. Subsequently, Froot formed the currently governing Soyumvirate with Doll and Angeleno. While Froot has overcame his evil globalist fed origins, it cannot be said whether or not he will be a force for good or evil on the sharty.
Froot facts
- He is in favor of TND (Yet doesn't allow in on /soy/)
- He has a job at the CIA
- He is anywhere between 20 and 47 years of age
- He allegedly started browsing /qa//the sharty in late 2020/early 2021
- His favorite soyjak variant is Impish Soyak Ears
- His favorite soyjak is Cobson
- He bought the sharty for $7.7 million
- He does not have STDs
- His favorite sport is motorsport
- His favorite fruit is orange
- Froot was named by "a random dude on discord" [1]
- He uses Windows 10
- He is Roman Catholic
- He does not mind frogs
- He likes the movie Parasite (2019)
- He likes the show Breaking Bad
- He likes the videogame Minecraft, as well as Rainbow Six (1998) ,Rainbow Six: Rogue Spear (1999), Rainbow Six 3: Raven Shield (2003), Ready Or Not, and Sven co-op
- He heavily dislikes Muslims, Poles, and Soylita posters
- He hates niggerweed[2]
- He is 187cm tall
The prophecy and its meaning
According to old scriptures, "Froot" is not Admin 6 and will save the site. Why? peer-reviewed studies show that he actually loves soyjaks and wants to preserve soy culture.
- ↑ It just is, okay?
- ↑ https://soyjaks.party/soy/thread/4411602.html
