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* His favorite sport is motorsport
* His favorite sport is motorsport
* His favorite fruit is orange
* His favorite fruit is orange
* He likes ponies and deletes entire threads to replace them with clop<ref>https://archive.is/zjOiB https://files.catbox.moe/p2wakr.png</ref>
* He was named by "a random dude on [[discord]]" <ref>It just is, okay?</ref>
* He was named by "a random dude on [[discord]]" <ref>It just is, okay?</ref>
* He uses Windows 10
* He uses Windows 10

Revision as of 07:12, 25 August 2023

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Froot is a biological weapon created by the CIA and WHO to trick westerners into becoming vegan. After discovering Jesus, he broke free and began to live a normal life. In 1990 Doll and Froot used to date and Froot stole 8k from him, so in 2023 he used that money to buy the sharty. Despite this, Doll and Froot are still friends because Doll is a cuck. Subsequently, Froot formed the currently governing Soyumvirate with Doll and Angeleno. While Froot has overcame his evil globalist fed origins, it cannot be said whether or not he will be a force for good or evil on the sharty.

Artist depiction of Froot
Froot is a Josiecel?

Froot facts

  • He is in favor of TND (Yet doesn't allow in on /soy/)
  • He has a job at the CIA
  • He is anywhere between 20 and 47 years of age
  • He allegedly started browsing /qa//the sharty in late 2020/early 2021
  • His favorite soyjak variant is Impish Soyak Ears
  • His favorite soyjak is Cobson
  • He bought the sharty for $7.7 million
  • He does not have STDs
  • His favorite sport is motorsport
  • His favorite fruit is orange
  • He likes ponies and deletes entire threads to replace them with clop[1]
  • He was named by "a random dude on discord" [2]
  • He uses Windows 10
  • He is Roman Catholic
  • He does not mind frogs
  • He likes the movie Parasite (2019)
  • He likes the show Breaking Bad
  • He likes the videogame Minecraft, as well as Rainbow Six (1998) ,Rainbow Six: Rogue Spear (1999), Rainbow Six 3: Raven Shield (2003), Ready Or Not, and Sven co-op
  • He heavily dislikes Muslims, Poles, and Soylita posters

The prophecy and its meaning

According to old scriptures, "Froot" is not Admin 6 and will save the site. Why? peer-reviewed studies show that he actually loves soyjaks and wants to preserve soy culture.