Moomoo.io
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Moomoo.io is, according to its own wiki: "another popular web game created by Yendis Entertainment following the Player and his or her adventure to greatness." This is incredibly misleading given that it's just a playground for macro-using script kiddie niggers.
Necessary information
Depsite the inhospitably niggerish conditions (scriptniggers, decently dogshit mechanics, immense reliance on ping for gameplay); the game has proven fun and good for raids. This is due to the presence of a "tribe" system, allowing people to join eachother's tribes (teams with map-tracking, friendly fire disabled, and other amenities).
Levels
Levels, or "Ages" as they're called in game, work about in the way you'd expect. To level up/gain xp, you have to smack things, animals or even people, which is done using your melee, ranged, turrets or spikes.
Ways to level faster
The simplest ways to level up faster are as follows:
- Picking the stick and gathering 2 closeby resources at a time (ill-advised solo, due to the stick dealing 1 damage);
- Farming freshies (not advisable given how much you have to move around for it);
- Killing animals using the pit-trap + spike combo (very profitable, although you have to clean up your mess if you want to build.);
- Windmills (not as fast, but stable income.)
- Combining all of the above for maximum gains and gold (DO THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Scriptniggers
"Scriptniggers" are a species of (typically) thirdie ESL shitskins who use macros and scripts on a dying web game. They are incredibly difficult to kill compared to legit players, and usually require a team of 2-3 to make flee or kill. They are incredibly cowardly, and being pelted by arrows from a repeater is enough to make them back down and wait for another opportunity to attack.
Some of their abilities may include:
- Lightning fast healing (counter-ACKted by multi-repeater DPS);
- Automatic hat-swapping;
- Musket/sword combos (shooting with a musket then swapping to a sword to basically 1tap, insanely niggerish);
- Instant trap-placement, among many others.
Hats and accessories
The game features a variety of equippable hats, all of which are obtainable through the store. To purchase any, you have to get Gold.
To see a list of all wearable items, consult the Moomoo wiki.
Gold
The currency of the game, from which you can buy hats and accessories. Although basically a tertiary (not even secondary) resource for base-building, gold proves valuable for equipping yourself with the right combination of items to molest and rape script kiddies; which will be discussed in the Tactics and strategies section.
Tactics and strategies
As is depicted in the helpful and informative diagrams, there are many tactics and strategies to adhere to for optimizing scriptnigger-BTFOment. All of these are devised for GROUP play, not for playing solo. Do not apply these strategies solo, you will get gangraped by tryhard edgelord niggers or scripties.
Equipment
The average soygoogoogaga should equip himself with these following items (if possible, it is NOT mandatory, but it is OPTIMAL.):
- A name referencing the Sharty or Sharty-affiliated media (obtainable at the beginning of the game);
- The repeater crossbow (obtained at level 9 by picking the bow and later crossbow beforehand);
- A monkey tail (store-bought);
- The marksman hat (store-bought);
- A shitload of wood for ammo (obtained by smacking trees);
- The stick melee (obtained at level 2).
To obtain the listed items, (You) should have a healthy amount of gold (5 thousand in total) for the hats. This is most easily gotten by whacking gold ore, OR alternatively: placing down windmills, which we will cover next in our next section: base-building.
Base-building
Base building in Moomoo.io is, in short, absolutely fucked. Although intuitive, it is difficult to produce a base that is easily defensible, as having small cracks in walls is more common than you'd think. To build an actual base in Moomoo, it is advised you take up the wall upgrades whenever possible. This means foregoing the cookie (a healing item upgrade) in favor of Stone walls, and, if you're daring enough to lose out on turrets and platforms, taking up the Castle wall.
