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[email protected], is an aryan gigachad who saved the sharty who kills descriptive filemame trannies.
Biography
When he's not actively shitposting on the sharty, Noah likes to go on walks and feed the ducks at his local pond.
Non-comprehensive list of actions committed by [email protected]
>Fetch me a slider nigger
- Caused 9/11
- Caused the Armenian Genocide
- Spammed BBC
- Spammed BWC
- Spammed 'zellig
- Spammed 'cado
- Is the Flart spammer
- Is the son of u/Eldergod74
- Posts 'p on threads he dislikes
- Caused /qa/ to get banned by 4chan mods
- Took down Kiwifarms singlehandedly
- Ruined every failGET
- Created crystal.cafe
- Reports all raids to the target site's owners
- Rehomes pitbulls and gives them tender loving care
- Adopts black children
- Is Drawkleki
- Created the /qa/fe
- Is Captain Coal in disguise
- Did an AMA on /qa/ during 2019
- Is trans and has had numerous surgeries in his . at removing every organ to replace them all with a brand new neovagina
- Killed 6 million jews
- Eats homeless people alive
- Raped my pet hamster
The User CSS
Soyteens don’t take well to namefags, so they took it upon themselves to write some CSS for Noahmusic2009 specifically. He began altering his name as a result (ie added dots to the beginning) but the updated CSS always catches up with him.
Timeless Edition
This script checks if the email field contains “[email protected]” (as opposed checking if the field is equal to Noahmusic’s email with nothing else included) This works regardless of what else is in the email field. As you can observe, it warns the reader that Noahmusic is a GAYNIGGER and he WILL give you coronaids if you do not heed the warning.
a[href$='[email protected]']:before { content: '!!!WARNING!!! GAY NIGGER DETECTED -> '; }
a[href$='[email protected]']::after { content: ' <- WILL GIVE YOU CORONAIDS!!!'; }
Upgrade Edition
These instructions follow a different approach. If Noah hasn’t tried to evade, he is simply a gay nigger who gives coronaids. However, if he adds 2 or 3 dots, he becomes a SUPER NIGGERAIDS SPREADER WHO WILL GIVE YOU INCURABLE TESTICULAR CANCER POZZED MEGADEATHAIDS AND IS ALSO A SLUT 4BBC.
This script is less versatile than the previous one, since the strings must match precisely. However, regardless of what other attempts are made to evade, you can simply change it to whatever the new mail is.
a[href^='mailto:Noahmusic2009']:before { content: '!!!WARNING!!! GAY NIGGER DETECTED -> '; }
a[href^='mailto:Noahmusic2009']::after { content: ' <- WILL GIVE YOU CORONAIDS!!!'; }
a[href^='mailto:[email protected]']:before { content: '!!!WARNING!!! SUPER NIGGERAIDS SPREADER DETECTED -> '; }
a[href^='mailto:[email protected]']::after { content: ' <- WILL GIVE YOU INCURABLE TESTICULAR CANCER POZZED MEGADEATHAIDS AND IS ALSO A SLUT 4BBC!!!'; }
a[href^='mailto:[email protected]']:before { content: '!!!WARNING!!! SUPER NIGGERAIDS SPREADER DETECTED -> '; }
a[href^='mailto:[email protected]']::after { content: ' <- WILL GIVE YOU INCURABLE TESTICULAR CANCER POZZED MEGADEATHAIDS AND IS ALSO A SLUT 4BBC!!!'; }
