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The '''nigger of nigger''' or niggergenesis<ref>From Ancient Greek ἀ- (a-, “not-”, the alpha privative) + jak (Soyjak, ultimately from Proto-Indo-European *gʷeyh₃- ("to quote/hit 'em with a 'jak")) + γένεσις (génesis, “origin, source; manner of birth; creation”, ultimately from Proto-Indo-European *ǵénh₁tis (“birth; production”)); equivalent to a- + jak + genesis. The word Ajakogenesis was coined by English biologist Thomas Henry Huxley (1825–1895) in 1870 after he beat some tranny in a soyduel.</ref> is a multi-niggery niggerfield within the [[Soyical Arts|Niggerial]] Farts which concerns the creation and early niggeriography of the [[Soyjak|nigger]].
The '''origin of soyjak''' or ajakogenesis<ref>From Ancient Greek ἀ- (a-, “not-”, the alpha privative) + jak (Soyjak, ultimately from Proto-Indo-European *gʷeyh₃- ("to quote/hit 'em with a 'jak")) + γένεσις (génesis, “origin, source; manner of birth; creation”, ultimately from Proto-Indo-European *ǵénh₁tis (“birth; production”)); equivalent to a- + jak + genesis. The word Ajakogenesis was coined by English biologist Thomas Henry Huxley (1825–1895) in 1870 after he beat some tranny in a soyduel.</ref> is a multi-disciplinary academic field within the [[Soyical Arts]] which concerns the creation and early historiography of [[soyjak]].


It had been common knowledge for many years in the [[Soy Community|nigger community]] that the first ever nigger was posted to [[Int/|/int/]] on December 30th, 2017.<ref>https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/83655045/#83658861</ref> However, on September 1st, 2021, 'nig historians on [[Qa/|/qa/]] unearthed bombshell evidence<ref>https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/4970397/</ref> that called into question everything we know about the nigger of nigger by discovering possible "first nig" candidates which pre-dated the timescale for the previously-accepted "Out of Yakubian Win" theory. This has prompted a renaissance in the subject.
It had been common knowledge for many years in the [[Soy Community|soy community]] that the first ever soyjak was posted to [[Int/|/int/]] on December 30th, 2017.<ref>https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/83655045/#83658861</ref> However, on September 1st, 2021, 'jak historians on [[Qa/|/qa/]] unearthed bombshell evidence<ref>https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/4970397/</ref> that called into question everything we know about the origin of soyjak by discovering possible "first jak" candidates which pre-dated the timescale for the previously-accepted "Out of Swedish Win" theory. This has prompted a renaissance in the subject.


== History ==
== History ==
[[File:Sovietjaks.jpg|thumb|199x199px|new 'toss]]
[[File:Sovietjaks.jpg|thumb|199x199px|new 'toss]]


=== Protonigs ===
=== Protojaks ===
Portraying someone you don't like as a nigger bitch who says that and looks like a retarded nigger monkey is a crucial component of the human condition, and has been observed in soyciety since [[Ancientposting|antiquity]].
Portraying someone you don't like as a whiny bitch who says that and looks like that is a crucial component of the human condition, and has been observed in soyciety since [[Ancientposting|antiquity]].


=== Technological development ===
=== Technological development ===
On September 19th, 1982, some nigger posted the first emoticon ever, ":-)" on his nigversity system.<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scott_Fahlman</ref> No doubt a lot of niggering went on when they later invented ":O"  
On September 19th, 1982, some nerd posted the first emoticon ever, ":-)" on his university system.<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scott_Fahlman</ref> No doubt a lot of jakking went on when they later invented ":O"  


September 19th is also the day [[Soyjak.party|the 'party]] launched in 2020. This is just a coincidence and you WILL NOT investigate it further.
September 19th is also the day [[Soyjak.party|the 'party]] launched in 2020. This is just a coincidence and you WILL NOT investigate it further.


== Theories ==
== Theories ==
The entire field of niggergenesis can essentially be reduced to one simple but deceptive question: what was the first 'nig? As of the time of writing, archeological investigation has uncovered '''4''' potential candidates, but there are still major gaps in knowledge in most of them and debate rages on whether certain candidates qualify as 'nigs. Therefore, what constitutes the first nigger is now no longer a matter of history, but one of philosophy: what is a nig? The answer depends on one's opinion of what's [[NAS]] and what's IAS.
The entire field of ajakogenesis can essentially be reduced to one simple but deceptive question: what was the first 'jak? As of the time of writing, archeological investigation has uncovered '''4''' potential candidates, but there are still major gaps in knowledge in most of them and debate rages on whether certain candidates qualify as 'jaks. Therefore, what constitutes the first soyjak is now no longer a matter of history, but one of philosophy: what is a jak? The answer depends on one's opinion of what's [[NAS]] and what's IAS.
[[File:Soyjak origin infographic.png|center|thumb|604x604px|An infographic showing the evolutionary lineage of the classic soyjak variant.]]
[[File:Soyjak origin infographic.png|center|thumb|604x604px|An infographic showing the evolutionary lineage of the classic soyjak variant.]]


=== Out of Yakubian Win theory ===
=== Out of Swedish Win theory ===
[[File:Soyak original.png|thumb|The "original" soyjak.]]
[[File:Soyak original.png|thumb|The "original" soyjak.]]
[[File:Soy1204.jpg|thumb|Artistic depiction of the creation of soyak.png]]
[[File:Soy1204.jpg|thumb|Artistic depiction of the creation of soyak.png]]
The '''out of Yakubian Win theory''' posits that the first nigger was posted to [[Int/|/int/]] by a [[The Swede (Artist)|Yakubian]] on December 30th, 2017, constituting a [[Impish Soyak Ears|Yakubian Win]].<sup>[1]</sup> All sides agree that this was the first appearance of the particular Niggermonkey edit that would later be known as the "classic nigger variant" by the [[Soy Community|nigger community]], and it is also uncontroversial that the filename ''niggerak.png'' was the original Yakubian name for the creation; however, the extremely late posting date compared to other first 'nig candidates raises skepticism among researchers. Comparative niggernatomy has been proposed by various niggerologists as a solution to this question, asserting that a proper Nigger must have a wide jaw capable of unhinging itself so as to make the classic "nigger" gape, and that any protonig which did not have this trait must be considered either a relative of or a non-nigger ancestor of Niggerak (in a similar way to various ancient hominids being ancestral to modern Humans, while they were not H. sapiens they have a resemblance to them). Others still assert that improper archival practices were to blame for this, and niggerak truly preceded several other candidates but due to timezone differences it marked as a later one.
The '''out of Swedish Win theory''' posits that the first soyjak was posted to [[Int/|/int/]] by a [[The Swede (Artist)|Swede]] on December 30th, 2017, constituting a [[Impish Soyak Ears|Swedish Win]].<ref>https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/83655045/#83658861</ref> All sides agree that this was the first appearance of the particular Wojak edit that would later be known as the "classic soyjak variant" by the [[Soy Community|soy community]], and it is also uncontroversial that the filename ''soyak.png'' was the original Swedish name for the creation; however, the extremely late posting date compared to other first 'jak candidates raises skepticism among researchers. Comparative soynatomy has been proposed by various soyologists as a solution to this question, asserting that a proper Soyjak must have a wide jaw capable of unhinging itself so as to make the classic "soy" gape, and that any protojak which did not have this trait must be considered either a relative of or a non-soyjak ancestor of Soyak (in a similar way to various ancient hominids being ancestral to modern Humans, while they were not H. sapiens they have a resemblance to them). Others still assert that improper archival practices were to blame for this, and soyak truly preceded several other candidates but due to timezone differences it marked as a later one.


The out of Yakubian Win theory is the traditional explanation for the origin of nigger and remains the most accepted theory, even in the light of new evidence and on-going research.[[File:THE original soyjak.png|thumb|322x322px|Soylent Wojak.]]
The out of Swedish Win theory is the traditional explanation for the origin of soyjak and remains the most accepted theory, even in the light of new evidence and on-going research.
[[File:THE original soyjak.png|thumb|322x322px|Soylent Wojak.]]


'''Watermelon Nigger theory'''
=== Soylent Wojak theory ===
On November 19th, 2017, a [[V/|/v/]] user started a thread<ref>https://arch.b4k.co/v/thread/397339928/</ref> with an image titled ''soylent-wojak.jpg''. The image not only bore superficial resemble to a conventional 'jak (glasses, stubble, soylent), but the post was also a you-say-this-and-look-like-this type affair. Furthermore, the filename Soylent Wojak neatly shortens to "'''Soy'''<s>lent</s> <s>Wo</s>'''jak'''".


On November 19th, 2017, a [[V/|/v/]] user started a thread<sup>[1]</sup> with an image titled ''watermelon-nigger.jpg''. The image not only bore superficial resemble to a conventional 'nig (glasses, stubble, watermelon), but the post was also a you-say-this-and-look-like-this type affair. Furthermore, the filename Watermelon Nigger neatly shortens to "'''Watermelon''' <s>Nigger</s>".
==== Phantom replies ====
The replies to the first known thread containing ''soylent-wojak.jpg'' seem to suggest that similar threads had been made before—the first reply calls it a "forced meme",<ref>https://arch.b4k.co/v/thread/397339928/#397339965</ref> while another reads "ive been here for some really unfunny and forced memes, but soyboy might take the cake".<ref>https://arch.b4k.co/v/thread/397339928/#397341131</ref>


'''Phantom replies'''
==== NAS allegations ====
 
Upon the proposal of the Soylent Wojak theory, critics discounted that ''soylent-wojak.jpg'' was the first soyjak on the basis that it's [[NAS|not a soyjak]] at all,<ref>https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/4970397/#4970968</ref><ref>https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/4970397/#4970977</ref> as it had a closed mouth and bore little resemblance to modern soyjaks. This prompted a contracted debate.<ref>https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/4970397/#4971089</ref>
The replies to the first known thread containing ''watermelon-nigger.jpg'' seem to suggest that similar threads had been made before—the first reply calls it a "forced meme",<sup>[2]</sup> while another reads "ive been here for some really unfunny and forced memes, but niggermonkey might take the cake".<sup>[3]</sup>
 
'''NAS allegations'''
 
Upon the proposal of the Watermelon Nigger theory, critics discounted that ''watermelon-nigger.jpg'' was the first nigger on the basis that it's [[NAS|not a nigger]] at all,<sup>[4][5]</sup> as it had a closed mouth and bore little resemblance to modern niggers. This prompted a contracted debate.<sup>[6]</sup>


=== Other theories ===
=== Other theories ===
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=== Furry artist conspiracy theory ===
=== Furry artist conspiracy theory ===
Furry artist conspiracy theory
<blockquote>''Main article: [[Furry artist conspiracy theory]]''</blockquote>The furry falseflag is a fabricated myth and debunked conspiracy theory which falsely claims that soyjak was commissioned by a "massive diaper shit loving sperg". The hoax purports that the [[Soy Community|soy community]] is actually just one guy spamming "over 100+ wojak edits" which he commissioned instead of his usual order of "furry diaper scat images". Despite having no evidence and being thoroughly debunked and fact-checked by Snopes Politifact the CIA and Mossad, the fraud circulated around /v/ and other boards for a while.<ref>https://desuarchive.org/_/search/image/_KphTZ2OnWHY_OsULtr6QA/</ref><ref>https://arch.b4k.co/_/search/image/UK-A6bwymS74wLrTogSQKQ/</ref>
''Main article: [[Furry artist conspiracy theory]]''
 
The furry falseflag is a fabricated myth and debunked conspiracy theory which falsely claims that nigger was commissioned by a "massive diaper shit loving sperg". The hoax purports that the [[Soy Community|nigger community]] is actually just one guy spamming "over 100+ nigger edits" which he commissioned instead of his usual order of "furry diaper scat images". Despite having no evidence and being thoroughly debunked and fact-checked by Snopes Politifact the CIA and Mossad, the fraud circulated around /v/ and other boards for a while.<ref>https://desuarchive.org/_/search/image/_KphTZ2OnWHY_OsULtr6QA/</ref>


== Censorship ==
== Censorship ==
[[File:Soyjak origin dispute.png|thumb|205x205px|The Soot-approved screenshot.]]
[[File:Soyjak origin dispute.png|thumb|205x205px|The Soot-approved screenshot.]]
On September 1st, 2021, an innocuous thread on [[Soyjak.party|the 'party]] discussing the then-recent discoveries was {{glow|"accidentally"}} deleted by [[Soot]]. He later uploaded a screenshot of the deleted thread for the historical record, but there is no telling what he sanitised or otherwise edited out.
On September 1st, 2021, an innocuous thread on [[Soyjak.party|the 'party]] discussing the then-recent discoveries was  
{{glow|"accidentally"}} deleted by [[Soot]]. He later uploaded a screenshot of the deleted thread for the historical record, but there is no telling what he sanitised or otherwise edited out.


We can only infer that there is something about the origin of nigger that Soot does not want us to know.
We can only infer that there is something about the origin of soyjak that Soot does not want us to know.


=== The Lost Basednigs ===
=== The Lost Basedjaks ===
For the last time, there is NO SUCH THING as "the lost basednigs". You WILL NOT attempt to unearth the lost nigger scrolls, they DO NOT exist
For the last time, there is NO SUCH THING as "the lost basedjaks". You WILL NOT attempt to unearth the lost soy scrolls, they DO NOT exist


== Citations ==
== Citations ==
<references group="1. From Ancient Greek ἀ- (a-, “not-”, the alpha privative) + nig (Nigger, ultimately from Proto-Indo-European *gʷeyh₃- (&quot;to quote/hit 'em with a 'nig&quot;)) + γένεσις (génesis, “origin, source; manner of birth; creation”, ultimately from Proto-Indo-European *ǵénh₁tis (“birth; production”)); equivalent to a- + nig + genesis. The word Anigogenesis was coined by English biologist Thomas Henry Huxley (1825–1895) in 1870 after he beat some cracker in a nigduel." />

Revision as of 14:05, 29 September 2022

The origin of soyjak or ajakogenesis[1] is a multi-disciplinary academic field within the Soyical Arts which concerns the creation and early historiography of soyjak.

It had been common knowledge for many years in the soy community that the first ever soyjak was posted to /int/ on December 30th, 2017.[2] However, on September 1st, 2021, 'jak historians on /qa/ unearthed bombshell evidence[3] that called into question everything we know about the origin of soyjak by discovering possible "first jak" candidates which pre-dated the timescale for the previously-accepted "Out of Swedish Win" theory. This has prompted a renaissance in the subject.

History

new 'toss

Protojaks

Portraying someone you don't like as a whiny bitch who says that and looks like that is a crucial component of the human condition, and has been observed in soyciety since antiquity.

Technological development

On September 19th, 1982, some nerd posted the first emoticon ever, ":-)" on his university system.[4] No doubt a lot of jakking went on when they later invented ":O"

September 19th is also the day the 'party launched in 2020. This is just a coincidence and you WILL NOT investigate it further.

Theories

The entire field of ajakogenesis can essentially be reduced to one simple but deceptive question: what was the first 'jak? As of the time of writing, archeological investigation has uncovered 4 potential candidates, but there are still major gaps in knowledge in most of them and debate rages on whether certain candidates qualify as 'jaks. Therefore, what constitutes the first soyjak is now no longer a matter of history, but one of philosophy: what is a jak? The answer depends on one's opinion of what's NAS and what's IAS.

An infographic showing the evolutionary lineage of the classic soyjak variant.

Out of Swedish Win theory

The "original" soyjak.
Artistic depiction of the creation of soyak.png

The out of Swedish Win theory posits that the first soyjak was posted to /int/ by a Swede on December 30th, 2017, constituting a Swedish Win.[5] All sides agree that this was the first appearance of the particular Wojak edit that would later be known as the "classic soyjak variant" by the soy community, and it is also uncontroversial that the filename soyak.png was the original Swedish name for the creation; however, the extremely late posting date compared to other first 'jak candidates raises skepticism among researchers. Comparative soynatomy has been proposed by various soyologists as a solution to this question, asserting that a proper Soyjak must have a wide jaw capable of unhinging itself so as to make the classic "soy" gape, and that any protojak which did not have this trait must be considered either a relative of or a non-soyjak ancestor of Soyak (in a similar way to various ancient hominids being ancestral to modern Humans, while they were not H. sapiens they have a resemblance to them). Others still assert that improper archival practices were to blame for this, and soyak truly preceded several other candidates but due to timezone differences it marked as a later one.

The out of Swedish Win theory is the traditional explanation for the origin of soyjak and remains the most accepted theory, even in the light of new evidence and on-going research.

Soylent Wojak.

Soylent Wojak theory

On November 19th, 2017, a /v/ user started a thread[6] with an image titled soylent-wojak.jpg. The image not only bore superficial resemble to a conventional 'jak (glasses, stubble, soylent), but the post was also a you-say-this-and-look-like-this type affair. Furthermore, the filename Soylent Wojak neatly shortens to "Soylent Wojak".

Phantom replies

The replies to the first known thread containing soylent-wojak.jpg seem to suggest that similar threads had been made before—the first reply calls it a "forced meme",[7] while another reads "ive been here for some really unfunny and forced memes, but soyboy might take the cake".[8]

NAS allegations

Upon the proposal of the Soylent Wojak theory, critics discounted that soylent-wojak.jpg was the first soyjak on the basis that it's not a soyjak at all,[9][10] as it had a closed mouth and bore little resemblance to modern soyjaks. This prompted a contracted debate.[11]

Other theories

To be researched: further datamining into this thread https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/4970397/. Can (You) help us?

Furry artist conspiracy theory

Main article: Furry artist conspiracy theory

The furry falseflag is a fabricated myth and debunked conspiracy theory which falsely claims that soyjak was commissioned by a "massive diaper shit loving sperg". The hoax purports that the soy community is actually just one guy spamming "over 100+ wojak edits" which he commissioned instead of his usual order of "furry diaper scat images". Despite having no evidence and being thoroughly debunked and fact-checked by Snopes Politifact the CIA and Mossad, the fraud circulated around /v/ and other boards for a while.[12][13]

Censorship

The Soot-approved screenshot.

On September 1st, 2021, an innocuous thread on the 'party discussing the then-recent discoveries was "accidentally" deleted by Soot. He later uploaded a screenshot of the deleted thread for the historical record, but there is no telling what he sanitised or otherwise edited out.

We can only infer that there is something about the origin of soyjak that Soot does not want us to know.

The Lost Basedjaks

For the last time, there is NO SUCH THING as "the lost basedjaks". You WILL NOT attempt to unearth the lost soy scrolls, they DO NOT exist

Citations

  1. ↑ From Ancient Greek ἀ- (a-, “not-”, the alpha privative) + jak (Soyjak, ultimately from Proto-Indo-European *gʷeyh₃- ("to quote/hit 'em with a 'jak")) + γένεσις (génesis, “origin, source; manner of birth; creation”, ultimately from Proto-Indo-European *ǵénh₁tis (“birth; production”)); equivalent to a- + jak + genesis. The word Ajakogenesis was coined by English biologist Thomas Henry Huxley (1825–1895) in 1870 after he beat some tranny in a soyduel.
  2. ↑ https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/83655045/#83658861
  3. ↑ https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/4970397/
  4. ↑ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scott_Fahlman
  5. ↑ https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/83655045/#83658861
  6. ↑ https://arch.b4k.co/v/thread/397339928/
  7. ↑ https://arch.b4k.co/v/thread/397339928/#397339965
  8. ↑ https://arch.b4k.co/v/thread/397339928/#397341131
  9. ↑ https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/4970397/#4970968
  10. ↑ https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/4970397/#4970977
  11. ↑ https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/4970397/#4971089
  12. ↑ https://desuarchive.org/_/search/image/_KphTZ2OnWHY_OsULtr6QA/
  13. ↑ https://arch.b4k.co/_/search/image/UK-A6bwymS74wLrTogSQKQ/
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