The /nate/ War

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Nate Conflict
Part of /nate/
Date 12 March 2024 (idk) - 19 March 2024 Location /nate/ Result Still ongoing
Belligerents
Gooner Forces (GF)	Anti-Gooner Coalition (AGC)
Commanders and leaders
Goon Minion FeetFag GayPornFag AnkhaFag	Jannies Never Goon Minion Never Goon Trump HoneybunJak
Strength
2-3 Gooners necrobumping their threads	3-4 Spammers
Casualties and losses
/nate/ Gets reduced to 10 pages 19th march (AGC) Victory after ankhafag would head off to bed after hours of bumping resulting in the threads getting slid off by spammers at last

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The nate war consists of a series of skirmishes done by users of the infamous soyjak.party board /nate/ which allows all type of content not normally permitted in the site. this however has led to degenerancy to thrive in the board, which has led to some inviduals to fight for control of the catalog by spamming threads trying to slid all gooner's post's, however this leads to a forth and back conflict,Bumping and saging threads every second. where the Anti Goon Forces (AGF), And Goon Forces (GF) Constanstly crash with each other sometimes even overtaking /soy/ in pph during these clashes

Beginning

/nate/ overpasses /soy/ pph

After Froot hid /nate/, a gooner posts the things he goons to. These consist of fetish content, such as feet, femdom, BDSM, etc. However, spammers attempt to cattywipe /nate from time to time. After /nate/ was increased to 40 pages, and an hourly thread limit was instated, it became difficult to wipe everything off the catalog. On March 12th 2024, by chance, the /nate/ gooner posted the infamous Zone Ankha video (expected from him since its also femdom). This thread then attracted another Ankhafag who contributed with more Ankha porn. This soon grew into a community on /nate/, forming the Ankha faction, and populating /nate/.

The OG /nate/ gooner also joins them and posts fetishistic stuff at an increased rate. This increase in porn threads made anti-gooners take action. Arguably, the first anti-gooner to join the battle was the Never Goon Minion. During this time, the Minionposter fills the hourly thread limit with posts that call for the gooning to stop. This starts a drama between Ankhafag and Minionfag. During this time, a purple minion, based on the evil minions from Despicable Me 2, posts threads taunting Minionfag. Anti-gooners also falseflag Minionfag.

On March 16th, minionCHADs organize a raid on /nate/. During the raid, they necrobumped the non-goon and Minion posts scattered along the 40 page catty. This all occurs while Ankhafag is asleep. They also make a thread on /q/ asking to delete /nate/, which might’ve lead to the Janny intervention and war escalation.

Once the thread limit was lifted, a never ending spam war started, one side spamming porn and the other side spamming various other things to stop the porn. This spam war so severe that it significantly slowed down the servers. Sharty shut down for almost half a day after this, however it is not confirmed if lag generated /nate/ spam was responsible the shutdown or not. There was an unknown rogue janitor who helped the anti-gooner side. He used his janny powers to delete the and auto-sage Ankha threads. He got exposed for power-abusing and got reported to the mods. This janny presumably lost his janny privileges after this event, as the threads stopped getting deleted afterwards.

On March 19th, ROOT makes a thread asking the soldiers on /nate/ whether the pages should be reduced to 5 or 10, ultimately choosing 10 pages. The OP includes an Animal Crossing macro, alluding to the possibility that ROOT is making this decision because of the war. This change forces Ankhafag to necrobump xher threads more often, which xhe would do for hours, due to the unrelenting spambots.

Femdom Truce

After intense hours of battling in /nate/ during eurohours, Both gooners and anti gooners alike would notice that /soy/ was getting spammed by a bulgarian vpn femdom cuckold pedo nigger terrorizing the eurohour /soy/ population, seeing these horrors they would decide to band together in a truce to fight off this threat off the front pages of /soy/ <- This is not the same femdom poster. The one on /nate/ is a different person.

Gallery

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  Antigooner thread

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  Feetfag thread

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  Nigga has been doing this all day kek

The /nate/ War is part of a series on
Wars and Conflicts
Wars on the party [-+] Battle of /soy/ ♦ Italo-Argentine War ♦ Mutt-Euro War ♦ Penis Color War ♦ Soyvil War 1 / 2 / 3 / 4 ♦ The Great Soyteen Victory ♦ The Negan War ♦ Operation Bleached Bowl ♦ Floyd crisis ♦ Soy Duel ♦ The Unpluggening ♦ The Frog War ♦ Chud Skirmishes ♦ The /nate/ War (Extended conflict)
Wars on the 'ru and the Wiki [-+] Countrywars ♦ Cobson-Feraljak War ♦ Edit wars ♦ Penis Color War ♦ Italo-Argentine War ♦ Polish-Mapuche war ♦ BBC war ♦ Wiki 'p spam ♦ Wikidueling
Minor conflicts [-+] Splinter War ♦ Anniversary Scuffle ♦ War on Self Inserters ♦ The Filipino-Furry War ♦ Operation Lemon
Miscellaneous [-+] Russo-Ukrainian War ♦ The Sack of Rome (2023) ♦ Skibidi Toilet