The /nate/ War
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| Nate Conflict | |||||||
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| Part of /nate/ | |||||||
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| Belligerents | |||||||
| Gooner Forces (GF) | Anti-Gooner Coalition (AGC) | ||||||
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 AnkhaFag |
 HoneybunJak | ||||||
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Neutral Actors  ROOT | |||||||
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 2-3 Gooners necrobumping their threads |
 3-4 Spammers | ||||||
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/nate/ Gets reduced to 10 pages 19th march (AGC) Victory after ankhafag would head off to bed after hours of bumping resulting in the threads getting slid off by spammers at last | |||||||
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The /nate/ war is an ongoing series of skirmishes among users of the infamous /nate/, which allows all content not normally permitted in the site, save for obvious things such as ‘P. This, however has allowed degeneracy to fester inside the board, prompting users to fight for control of the catalog by spamming threads trying to slide all gooner posts and threads. Often times this results in an active front where opposing sides bump and sage threads back and forth where the Anti Gooner Coalition (AGC), and the Gooner Forces (GF) constantly spam the board for several hours at a time, sometimes even overtaking /soy/ in PPH during these clashes and at one point even doubling.
Prelude
After Froot hid /nate/, a gooner posted the things he goons to, consisting of fetish content such as feet, femdom, BDSM, etc. However, spammers attempt to cattywipe /nate/ from time to time. After /nate/ was increased to 40 pages, and an hourly thread limit was instated, it became difficult to wipe everything off the catalog. On March 12th 2024, by chance, the /nate/ gooner posted the infamous Zone Ankha video (expected from him since its also femdom). This thread then attracted another Ankhafag who contributed with more Ankha porn. This soon grew into a community on /nate/, forming the Ankha faction, and populating /nate/. The OG /nate/ gooner also joins them and posts fetishistic stuff at an increased rate.
Beginning
The increase in porn threads made anti-gooners take action. Arguably, the first anti-gooner to join the battle was the Never Goon Minion. During this time, the Minionposter would fill the hourly thread limit with posts that call for the gooning to stop. This starts a drama between Ankhafag and Minionfag. During this time, a purple minion, based on the evil minions from Despicable Me 2, posts threads taunting Minionfag. Anti-gooners also falseflag Minionfag. During this period, other anti-gooners started to spam, but they are similarly limited by the thread limit.
On March 16th, minionCHADs organize a raid on /nate/. During the raid, they necrobumped the non-goon and Minion posts scattered along the 40 page catty. This all occurs while the gooners are asleep. They also make a thread on /q/ asking to delete /nate/, which might’ve lead to the Janny intervention and war escalation.
Once the thread limit was lifted, a never ending spam war started, one side spamming porn and the other side spamming various other things to stop the porn. This spam war so severe that it significantly slowed down the servers. Sharty shut down for almost half a day after this, however it is not confirmed if lag generated /nate/ spam was responsible the shutdown or not. There was an unknown rogue janitor who helped the anti-gooner side. He used his janny powers to delete the and auto-sage Ankha threads. He got exposed for power-abusing and got reported to the mods. This janny presumably lost his janny privileges after this event, as the threads stopped getting deleted afterwards.
On March 19th, ROOT makes a thread asking the soldiers on /nate/ whether the pages should be reduced to 5 or 10, ultimately choosing 10 pages. The OP includes an Animal Crossing macro, alluding to the possibility that ROOT is making this decision because of the war. This change forces the gooner(s) to necrobump xheir threads more often, which xhey would do for hours, due to the unrelenting spambots.
Relations
After intense hours of battling in /nate/ during eurohours, Both gooners and anti gooners alike would notice that /soy/ was getting spammed by a bulgarian vpn femdom cuckold pedo nigger terrorizing the eurohour /soy/ population, seeing these horrors they would decide to band together in a truce to fight off this threat off the front pages of /soy/ <- This is not the same femdom poster. The one on /nate/ is a different person. <- Irrelevant avatarfag dribble in attempt to mask the fact that the "truce" in question is a complete fabrication for the purpose of coping with their defeat
Root cracking down on spam
To summarize and spare you all the shitty details, catty-wiping is banned on nate for an indefinite amount of time due to Root barely being able to read mod logs. <- never happened, he just put on a thread limit
Spamming styles
Anti-Gooners
Anti-goon spammers usually are manual, and tend to go for hours at night. Some of the Anti-Gooners likely use bots to cattywipe. This is considered "dishonorable" by the gooners, compared to organic cattywiping, however their word is not to be taken seriously. Before the alleged botting the gooners were gloating and mocking the anti gooners for wasting time and being at a disadvantage, but they quickly flip flopped on their rhetoric once they started being bested. Same is true for the mod intervention, where they raised a a riot when a rouge janny autosaged some of their threads but then turn around to gag on root's dick when he puts a thread limit on the board.
Gooners
Gooners tend to use large threads that they tend to bump in 1-5 minute intervals during catalog wipes. Sometimes, gooners try to cattywipe.
Gallery
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Antigooner thread
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Feetfag thread
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Nigga has been doing this all day kek
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A truce between the two parties
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