The /nate/ War
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| The Great /nate/ War | |||||||
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| Part of /nate/ skirmishes | |||||||
 The /nate/ War memorial | |||||||
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| Belligerents | |||||||
| Gooner Forces (GF) | Anti-Gooner Coalition (AGC) | ||||||
| Commanders and leaders | |||||||
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 AnkhaFags |
 White Square Spammer (Oekaki) | ||||||
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Neutral Actors  Weed Girl Drawfag | |||||||
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 2-3 Gooners |
 3-4 Spammers | ||||||
| Casualties and losses | |||||||
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/nate/ Gets reduced to 5 pages 19th March Ankhafag thread falls 21st March multiple threads slid, later all threads slid Fresh goon threads have to keep being made, resulting in loss of goon material (Sisyphian) |
One of them might have gooned SeigePoster Banned for promoting pedophilia (Posted the Shoyta) He continues to post though. Hourly thread limit Fresh goon threads keep being made after wars of attrition (Sisyphian) | ||||||
| The Sharty suffers several hours of downtime | |||||||
The /nate/ war was an ongoing series of skirmishes among users of the infamous /nate/, which allows all content not normally permitted in the site, save for obvious things such as ‘P. This, however has allowed degeneracy to fester inside the board, prompting users to fight for control of the catalog by spamming threads trying to slide all gooner posts and threads. Often times this results in an active front where opposing sides bump and sage threads back and forth where the Anti Gooner Coalition (AGC), and the Gooner Forces (GF) constantly spam the board for several hours at a time, sometimes even overtaking /soy/ in PPH during these clashes and at one point even doubling.
Prelude
After Froot hid /nate/, a gooner posted the things he goons to, consisting of fetish content such as feet, femdom, BDSM, etc. However, spammers attempt to cattywipe /nate/ from time to time. After /nate/ was increased to 40 pages, and an hourly thread limit was instated, it became difficult to wipe everything off the catalog. On March 12th 2024, by chance, the /nate/ gooner posted the infamous Zone Ankha video (expected from him since its also femdom). This thread then attracted another Ankhafag who contributed with more Ankha porn. This soon grew into a community on /nate/, forming the Ankha faction, and populating /nate/. The OG /nate/ gooner also joins them and posts fetishistic stuff at an increased rate.
Beginning
The increase in porn threads made anti-gooners take action. Arguably, the first anti-gooner to join the battle was the Never Goon Minion. During this time, the Minionposter would fill the hourly thread limit with posts that call for the gooning to stop. This starts a drama between Ankhafags and Minionfag. During this time, a purple minion, based on the evil minions from Despicable Me 2, posts threads taunting Minionfag. Anti-gooners also falseflag Minionfag. During this period, other anti-gooners started to spam, but they are similarly limited by the thread limit.
On March 16th, minionCHADs organize a raid on /nate/. During the raid, they bumped the non-goon and Minion posts scattered along the 40 page catty. This all occurs while the gooners are asleep. They also make a thread on /q/ asking to delete /nate/, which might’ve lead to the Janny intervention and war escalation.
Escalation
Once the thread limit was lifted, a never ending spam war started, one side spamming porn and the other side spamming various other things to stop the porn. This spam war so severe that it significantly slowed down the servers. Sharty shut down for almost half a day after this, however it is not confirmed if lag generated /nate/ spam was responsible the shutdown or not. There was an unknown rogue janitor who helped the anti-gooner side. He used his janny powers to delete the and auto-sage Ankha threads. He got exposed for power-abusing and got reported to the mods. This janny presumably lost his janny privileges after this event, as the threads stopped getting deleted afterwards.
On March 19th, ROOT makes a thread asking the soldiers on /nate/ whether the pages should be reduced to 5 or 10, ultimately choosing 10 pages. The OP includes an Animal Crossing macro, alluding to the possibility that ROOT is making this decision because of the war. This change forces the gooners to bump their threads more often, which they would do for hours, due to the unrelenting spambots.
Climax
On March 20th, a spammer would go under the persona of communist Bordiga and spam gore all over /nate/, along with a variant of the communist gangster police state copypasta. Among the carnage, Ankhafag keeps xheir threads up for more than 24 hours. This level of bumo rivals that of zelligfags.
On march 21st around 10:00 UTC all gooner threads are slid by the combined agency of Donald Trump, Whitesquare poster and possibly other, less recognizable individuals, who don't avatarfag. Any subsequent threads made by them continue to be swiftly slid as well as spammed with gore well into the lunch hours, 13:00 UTC. Waring continues well into the evening hours until the ankhafag concedes defeat and leaves the conflict. Later, Never Goon Minion capitalizes on the full wipe by shutting down thread creation for several hours, using the same thread limit that hindered anti-gooners in the past. This occurs at approximately 4:00 UTC on March 22nd.
Relations
The fetish poster on /nate/ has been there long before the war. There was at least one anti-gooner trying to slide his porn threads from time to time.
Ankhafags has shown a liking to both Honeybun Jaks and Never Goon Minions despite being enemies acting in a very positive manner to their rival and chatting with them on various topics. The feeling is very mutual both Honeybunjaks and the Never Goon Minion has shown positive attitude towards their own rival. Never Goon Trump has shown hostile to any attempts at a positive interaction.
Root cracking down on spam
Thread per hour limit has been set by root due to mod logs being unintelligible.
Anti-Gooners
Anti-goon spammers usually are manual, and tend to go for hours at night. Some of the Anti-Gooners use bots to cattywipe for example the Never Goon Trump. This is considered "dishonorable" by the gooners, compared to organic cattywiping. however their word is not to be taken seriously. Before the alleged botting the gooners were gloating and mocking the anti gooners for wasting time and being at a disadvantage, but they quickly flip flopped on their rhetoric once they started being bested. Same is true for the mod intervention, where they raised a a riot when a rouge janny autosaged some of their threads but then turn around to gag on root's dick when he puts a thread limit on the board.
Gooners
Gooners tend to use large threads that they tend to bump in 1-5 minute intervals during catalog wipes. The reason they don't spam is because it is hard to defend multiple threads, and also because it i more convenient for them to make singular goon threads.
Result
Near the end of the war, Never Goon Trump began rotating the threads with PQTRIQT style bumps. This alone severely disrupted goon threads, and made them easier to wipe. This strategy resulted in non-Ankha goon threads sliding off quickly.
Ankhafag attempted to negotiate. Responses were mixed, but Never Goon Trump didn't amuse the potential ceasefire.
Gooners began to post in anti-gooner threads, being unable to make fresh threads, spelling defeat. Gangster police schizo also spammed remaining goon threads and posts with TND and copypastas. Despite the thread limit, the anti-gooner's strategy lead to an anti-gooner win.
Gallery
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Antigooner thread
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Feetfag thread
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Nigga has been doing this all day kek
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A truce between the two parties
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Root mentions the change of pages on /nate/ with an Ankha GIF referencing The Nate War
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The Never Goon Minion
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The Goon Minion
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One of the SiegePoster threads
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The ''Weed Girl'' Drawfag would take images posted by Ankhafags and edit them with nun outfits, Ankhafags would take a liking to the edits and repost them often
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The height of the march 21st AGC offensive, the main ankha thread got wiped and for hours to come threads would get quickly wiped/spammed with gore before having a chance to take off
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