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[[File:E sMj4AXIAAh9rA.png|thumb|220x220px|Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau using blackface to celebrate the Dutch tradition "'''Zwarte Piet'''" around christmas. The Dutch people in the Netherlands weirdly like this man.]]
[[File:E sMj4AXIAAh9rA.png|thumb|220x220px|Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau using blackface to celebrate the Dutch tradition "'''Zwarte Piet'''" around christmas. The Dutch people in the Netherlands weirdly like this man.]]
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'''The Netherlands''' are a mysterious land known whose existence is known by only [[Soy Community|the smartest of people]]. It is rumoured to be below [[Fruit Soyjaks|the ridge]], where no one but explorers have ever been.
'''The Netherlands''' are a mysterious land known whose existence is known by only [[Soy Community|the smartest of people]]. It is rumoured to be below [[Fruit Soyjaks|the ridge]], where no one but explorers have ever been.


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The dutch first settled on /co/,<ref>https://desuarchive.org/co/search/text/ongezellig/</ref> where they brought their show with them. To the posters there, they seemed to be annoying spammers of a foreign cartoon they couldn't understand, and so, the community of dutch there remained isolated...
The dutch first settled on /co/,<ref>https://desuarchive.org/co/search/text/ongezellig/</ref> where they brought their show with them. To the posters there, they seemed to be annoying spammers of a foreign cartoon they couldn't understand, and so, the community of dutch there remained isolated...


Until a brave autist known as "daily 'zellig spammer" adventured out to [[Qa/|/qa/]], a place that he'd heard great tales from, and started to make daily threads about [[Ongezellig|his cultural heritage]]. At first, all soyjakkers on /qa/ found him to be annoying, but after a while, Ongezellig fans started making 'zellig [[Soyjak|jaks]] in an attempt to pass as soyteens.
Until a brave colonialist known as "daily 'zellig spammer" adventured out to [[Qa/|/qa/]], a place that he'd heard great tales from, and started to make daily threads about [[Ongezellig|his cultural heritage]]. At first, the soyjakkas on /qa/ found him to be annoying, but after a while they started accepting dutch culture and making 'zellig [[Soyjak|jaks]].


But nothing in the world remains peaceful and on November 3rd, [[The Great Soyset|the great massacre]] happened...   
But nothing in the world remains peaceful and on November 3rd, [[The Great Soyset|the great massacre]] happened...   

Revision as of 23:40, 4 March 2023

Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau using blackface to celebrate the Dutch tradition "Zwarte Piet" around christmas. The Dutch people in the Netherlands weirdly like this man.

The Netherlands are a mysterious land known whose existence is known by only the smartest of people. It is rumoured to be below the ridge, where no one but explorers have ever been.

'Zellig also comes from there.

Like Cucknada, the country is known to be the least racist country in the world, yet, like Canadeh, are known for using and accepting blackface.

Relations with the sommunity and others

The dutch first settled on /co/,[1] where they brought their show with them. To the posters there, they seemed to be annoying spammers of a foreign cartoon they couldn't understand, and so, the community of dutch there remained isolated...

Until a brave colonialist known as "daily 'zellig spammer" adventured out to /qa/, a place that he'd heard great tales from, and started to make daily threads about his cultural heritage. At first, the soyjakkas on /qa/ found him to be annoying, but after a while they started accepting dutch culture and making 'zellig jaks.

But nothing in the world remains peaceful and on November 3rd, the great massacre happened...

All threads were locked and lost and now our brave hero had to find a new home.

The Netherlands DO LOOK LIKE THAT even though they don't look like that, this is not misinformation BECAUSE I SAY SO!

Along with many others in the sommunity, he went on /bant/ and started making the daily threads there, he's come to visit the 'arty from time to time too, but the future knows no bounds. What will this attentionwhore do next? FIND OUT IN THE NEXT EPISODE OF DRAGON SOY M(eds)!

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