Adam Conover

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Adam Conover (born March 2nd, 1983) is a frequent user of the Soyjak Wiki who often deboonks a lot of the stuff that we write and deletes edits that aren't properly cited. He uses a multitude of usernames to mask his identity.

Erm... ackshually I have never actually used this website before. Get your facts straight!

He also used to have a show on TruTV called "Adam Ruins Everything"

>Actually, Cobson will always be a gem

Adam dropping a trvthnvke

>Hi, I'm Adam Conover, and this is Adam Ruins Everything. According to popular myth, 6 million jews were killed in the holocaust. But is that even scientifically possible? Let's find out.
>There are only two (!) confirmed concentration camps that used ovens to kill jews, the supposed main method of corpse disposal. But even just approaching this mathematically, 6 million is simply impossible. We will generously assume you can fit 5 jews in an oven and cook them for an hour. If you do this 24/7 without breaks for cleaning or repair, and operate them from the proposal of the final solution in 1942 to the liberation of the camps in 1945, you end up with a number that does not come even close to 6 million.
>Is it secret nazi technology we haven't rediscovered yet? Or have they somehow found a way to bury 6 million corpses without anyone noticing a thing to this day? I will let you figure out this one, folks. Anyways, that's it and see you in the next episode of Adam Ruins Everything!
>Even tho despite other camps not being specifically for killing it still occurred, and burning not being the only method of disposal(mass graves, etc.)

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