Hypothetical soyjaks

Hypothetical soyjaks are soyjaks that are theorized to exist in the future or even to have existed in the past but be completely forgotten about

• ijak (aka The Last Soyjak)
• Poopson NOT ANYMORE "HYPOTHETICAL NOW ALDOEBEIT
• the original soyjak (controversial)
• Variant:timothy (TAKE YOUR FUCKING MEDS)
• The gem that saved the party
• The coal that destroyed the party NOT ANYMORE "HYPOTHETICAL NOW ALDOEBEIT
• The carbon that did nothing to the party
• Coal 3
• Jarboy, the jar that will pickle the 'party

See also

• Lost media soyjaks

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