Cobson

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Cobson
Type Soyjak variant
Origin /qa/, 4chan (June 6, 2021)
Booru posts 600~ As of May 16th, 2022
Traced from The Lawnmower Man (1992)


Cobson is a soyjak based on a character from the 1992 Sci-Fi movie "The Lawnmower Man". [1]

History

The character that served as inspiration for Cobson

Cobson was first posted on /qa/ on June 6th, 2021, under the filename "lawnmower soy.png".[2] He released to overwhelmingly negative reviews from critics,[3][4][5] although this was mostly down to one schizo spamming "shit tier wojack" in every Cobson thread.[6] As the months went on, however, Cobson obtained a cult following among some soyteens, who hailed him as a "god tier wojack".[7] As a result, the debate of whether he is coal or gem remains a hot topic among soyteens to this day.[8]

Cobson got his name on September 4th, 2021.[9]

Music Career

Cobson's career as a musician was jumpstarted when he recieved a number of edits depiecting him as a rapper.[10][11][12] From there, he starred in an unusual number of song parodies on the Soyjak Party Video Archive. His early work was a little too new wave for my taste, but when Gem Cobbity released in '21? I think he really came into his own, both commercially and artistically. He's been compared to Svenska Beat, but I think Cobson has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humor.

David Thougie

Cobman appearing as the first video in a soyteen's autogenerated YouTube music playlist.

In 2021 and 2022, Cobson's disassociate personality David Thoughie released two parody songs, Gem Cobbity and Cobman, both to widespread critical acclaim. Multiple chuds have admitted to listening to these songs "unironically", including one YouTube reviewer who described it as an "actual gem",[13] and another who hailed it as "Perhaps the greatest gem ever mined and cut thus far".[14]

In Janurary 2022, Cobman was nominated for a Nobel Prize in Literature.[15]

Cobbo

Cobbo, also known as Cob Gang, is a popular parody song whose lyrical content offers a scathing critique on the human soyndition (soy condition), delievered in the high art of mumble rap. It is extremely popular; as of Feburary 2022 it is the most viewed video on the Soyjak Party Video Archive. Cobbo, and by extension Cobson himself, is one of only a couple things to ever recieve the rare honour of starring on the Soyjak Party homepage, the highest award Soot can bestow.

Extremely keyed brazilian victory

/s4s/ incident

Main article: Swaglord

The use of Cobbo's lyrics as material for post n°10000000 on /s4s/[16] was considered by many onlookers to have immortalised Cobson into a gem; GEMson: Coalson redeemed. This was also a massive Brazilian victory and it made Swaglord go one of the biggest janny seethe sessions ever documented.

Other songs

In an attempt to capitalise on the surprise success of Cobbo, Cobson produced an unofficial sequal Gemmy,[17] as well as a nutwave re-release of the original.[18] Despite good reviews and mild popularity, these spin-offs failed to capture the runaway success of the original.

In January 2022, Cobson collaborated with fellow singer-songwriter Nojak to produce a short audio sample titled 6ixϪhrembo & DJ Moose.[19]

The Great BBC Slander (Ongoing)

In late 2021 and early 2022 edits of Cobson began to appear on the Sharty and /bant/ depicting Cobson as a “BBC Slut,” these edits were likely made by Discoal raiders and trannies in an effort to slander Cobson’s name and title of “God-Tier Wojak.” As of late April 2022 edits are still appearing on the Party and /bant/. Cobson has refused to speak publicly about the incident but his lawyer Saul Goodman has stated in an official open letter that they are pursuing a defamation lawsuit against those posting defamatory edits.

NuCob

A wholesome NuCob edit

NuCob is a popular edit of Cobson that's mostly used in wholesome edits due to the angry nature of Cobson. NuCob was first posted on /qa/ on October 12th 2021 following the massive success of Cobson.[20] Alongside the usual wholesome edits, some edits depict NuCob as Cobson's son.[21]

Cobinisation

Does anyone have the original? It aint on the 'ru.
In some cases, intensive cobinisation may end up replacing the native popsoylation.

Cobinisation (British English; or cobinization in American English) is a phenomenon observed in the soy community whereby previous edits featuring non-Cobson variants eventually resurface as Cobsons.

If this trend continues, scientists estimate that all soyjaks will be Cobsons by the year 2033.


In Popular Culture

Cobson was slightly referenced in the 2022 movie The Batman[22]

See also

Citations

  1. ↑ /tv/, post no. 2620. I just discovered that the cobsonjak comes from a 90s movie named "The Lawnmower Man". September 11, 2021. https://web.archive.org/web/20210912040348/https://soyjak.party/tv//res/2620.html#2620
  2. ↑ https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/4485181/#4486841
  3. ↑ https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/4599440/#4599440
  4. ↑ https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/4624451/#4624460
  5. ↑ https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/4925173/
  6. ↑ https://desuarchive.org/qa/search/text/%22shit%20tier%20wojack%22/page/9/
  7. ↑ https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/4887320/
  8. ↑ https://booru.soy/post/view/3039
  9. ↑ https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/4989115/#4989193
  10. ↑ https://booru.soyjak.su/post/view/3208
  11. ↑ https://booru.soyjak.su/post/view/3495
  12. ↑ https://booru.soyjak.su/post/view/4873
  13. ↑ File:Cobman Review 1-3.png
  14. ↑ File:Cobman Review 2-3.png
  15. ↑ File:Cobman Review 3-3.png
  16. ↑ https://archive.4plebs.org/s4s/thread/9999967
  17. ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSBfXlCymkk
  18. ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSBfXlCymkk
  19. ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSBfXlCymkk
  20. ↑ https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/5229412/
  21. ↑ hash=5a06daff25bc9df2c75b08cc1f0dbb15
  22. ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jtdh0Tkqfdw&t=132s
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