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<blockquote>''This article is about the variant. For the individual, see [[the Swede (Artist)]]''</blockquote>
<blockquote>''This article is about the variant. For the individual, see [[the Swede (Artist)]]''</blockquote>
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'''Impish Soyak'''<sup>''[sic]''</sup> '''Ears''', also known as '''The Swede, Swedish Win''', '''Swedish Fail''', '''Swedejak''', and '''Impjak''', is a [[Soyjak]] variant based on an edit of [[Guinness World Record Soyjak]]. He has a shrunken head, a large mouth, a double chin, and various other discrepancies that distinguish him as his own variant. Impish Soyak Ears dropped to chaotic reception from the [[Soy Community|soyjak community]], and it remains disputed whether it's a win or a fail. Despite often being used to portray [[Sweden|Swedes]], there is zero to no [[Fact|evidence]] that swedes actually look like this or say this.<ref>snopes told me</ref>
'''Impish Soyjak'''<sup>''[sic]''</sup> '''Ears''', also known as '''The Swede, Swedish Win''', '''Swedish Fail''', '''Swedejak''', and '''Impjak''', is a [[Soyjak]] variant based on an edit of [[Guinness World Record Soyjak]]. He has a shrunken head, a large mouth, a double chin, and various other discrepancies that distinguish him as his own variant. Impish Soyjak Ears dropped to chaotic reception from the [[Soy Community|soyjak community]], and it remains disputed whether it's a win or a fail. Despite often being used to portray [[Sweden|Swedes]], there is zero to no [[Fact|evidence]] that swedes actually look like this or say this.<ref>snopes told me</ref>


Impish Soyak Ears is [[best known for]] his leading role in the critically acclaimed [[Impjak Adventure|''Impjak Adventure'']] webcomic.
Impish Soyjak Ears is [[best known for]] his leading role in the critically acclaimed [[Impjak Adventure|''Impjak Adventure'']] webcomic.


==Early Life==
==Early Life==
[[File:Impish Soyak evolution.jpg|thumb|The evolution of Impish Soyak Ears.]]
[[File:Impish Soyak evolution.jpg|thumb|The evolution of Impish Soyjak Ears.]]
Impish Soyak Ears played a key role in the labour movement in 1910s Spokane, Washington.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JIqLnHzWrQo</ref><ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-p-0p2e91E8</ref>
Impish Soyjak Ears played a key role in the labour movement in 1910s Spokane, Washington.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JIqLnHzWrQo</ref><ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-p-0p2e91E8</ref>


On April 5th, 2021, he announced his first acting role as the lead character in [[Soyjak.party|Soyjak Party's]] first commerical webcomic, [[Impjak Adventure|''Impjak Adventure'']]. When asked why he auditioned for the role, he told reporters that he "knew the material was gold". He later reprised his role as Impjak for both episodes of ''[[Impjak Adventure#Animated series|Impjak Adventure: The Animated Series]]'', providing both voice and digital mo-cap.
On April 5th, 2021, he announced his first acting role as the lead character in [[Soyjak.party|Soyjak Party's]] first commerical webcomic, [[Impjak Adventure|''Impjak Adventure'']]. When asked why he auditioned for the role, he told reporters that he "knew the material was gold". He later reprised his role as Impjak for both episodes of ''[[Impjak Adventure#Animated series|Impjak Adventure: The Animated Series]]'', providing both voice and digital mo-cap.


During the [[Soyvil War]], Impish Soyak Ears joined the Swedish faction due to his evolutionary relationship to [[Wholesome Soyjak|Wholesomejak]]. However, some Impish posters pledged themselves to neutrality due to an unwillingness to fight on the same side as [[Deformed Soyjak]].<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20210430015728/https://soyjak.party/soy//res/78114.html</ref>
During the [[Soyvil War]], Impish Soyjak Ears joined the Swedish faction due to his evolutionary relationship to [[Wholesome Soyjak|Wholesomejak]]. However, some Impish posters pledged themselves to neutrality due to an unwillingness to fight on the same side as [[Deformed Soyjak]].<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20210430015728/https://soyjak.party/soy//res/78114.html</ref>


==Relationship with Norway ==
==Relationship with Norway ==
[[File:Soy1006.png|thumb|An example of a [[soyduel]] between a Swede and a Norwegian.]]
[[File:Soy1006.png|thumb|An example of a [[soyduel]] between a Swede and a Norwegian.]]
Norwegian posters have been uniformly outspoken in their opposition to Impish Soyak Ears due to his Swedish ancestry, and as such they generally consider him to be a "Swedish Fail". Norwegians also express serious doubts concerning the veracity of the "Swedish Win" infographic. Like most things in Scandinavia, these grievances are expressed via [[soyduel]].
Norwegian posters have been uniformly outspoken in their opposition to Impish Soyjak Ears due to his Swedish ancestry, and as such they generally consider him to be a "Swedish Fail". Norwegians also express serious doubts concerning the veracity of the "Swedish Win" infographic. Like most things in Scandinavia, these grievances are expressed via [[soyduel]].


Posting any variation of Impish Soyak Ears is a criminal offence in the Kingdom of Norway.
Posting any variation of Impish Soyjak Ears is a criminal offence in the Kingdom of Norway.


==Relationship with Pennsylvania ==
==Relationship with Pennsylvania ==
On July 9th, 2021, Impish Soyak Ears accepeted an offer by the Pennsylvania Tourism Department to star in a series of poster advertisements.<ref>https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/4702508/#4705423</ref> He later moved to Amish country in a failed attempt to recolonise the area for Sweden.<ref>https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/4755962/</ref><ref>https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/4742624/</ref><ref>https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/4713696/#4713848</ref><ref>https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/4756961/</ref>
On July 9th, 2021, Impish Soyjak Ears accepeted an offer by the Pennsylvania Tourism Department to star in a series of poster advertisements.<ref>https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/4702508/#4705423</ref> He later moved to Amish country in a failed attempt to recolonise the area for Sweden.<ref>https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/4755962/</ref><ref>https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/4742624/</ref><ref>https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/4713696/#4713848</ref><ref>https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/4756961/</ref>


On September 4th, 2021, he held a funeral service for [[Tranny|trannyjak]], who had tragically taken her own life by jumping from Impjak's windmill.<ref>https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/4986174/</ref>
On September 4th, 2021, he held a funeral service for [[Tranny|trannyjak]], who had tragically taken her own life by jumping from Impjak's windmill.<ref>https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/4986174/</ref>


==Controversies==
==Controversies==
On January 26, 2022, Impish Soyak Ears was implicated in the now-infamous ''[[dancing swede.mp4]]'' video.
On January 26, 2022, Impish Soyjak Ears was implicated in the now-infamous ''[[dancing swede.mp4]]'' video.


==Identifying Swedish Wins/Fails==
==Identifying Swedish Wins/Fails==

Revision as of 08:08, 14 June 2022

This article is about the variant. For the individual, see the Swede (Artist)

Impish Soyjak Ears
Know as Impjak, Swedejak
Type Soyjak variant
Origin Possibly soyjak.party[a]
Earliest known appearance /int/, 4chan (December 20, 2020)
Booru posts 550+ As of May 16th, 2022
Based on Impish Soyjak

Impish Soyjak[sic] Ears, also known as The Swede, Swedish Win, Swedish Fail, Swedejak, and Impjak, is a Soyjak variant based on an edit of Guinness World Record Soyjak. He has a shrunken head, a large mouth, a double chin, and various other discrepancies that distinguish him as his own variant. Impish Soyjak Ears dropped to chaotic reception from the soyjak community, and it remains disputed whether it's a win or a fail. Despite often being used to portray Swedes, there is zero to no evidence that swedes actually look like this or say this.[1]

Impish Soyjak Ears is best known for his leading role in the critically acclaimed Impjak Adventure webcomic.

Early Life

The evolution of Impish Soyjak Ears.

Impish Soyjak Ears played a key role in the labour movement in 1910s Spokane, Washington.[2][3]

On April 5th, 2021, he announced his first acting role as the lead character in Soyjak Party's first commerical webcomic, Impjak Adventure. When asked why he auditioned for the role, he told reporters that he "knew the material was gold". He later reprised his role as Impjak for both episodes of Impjak Adventure: The Animated Series, providing both voice and digital mo-cap.

During the Soyvil War, Impish Soyjak Ears joined the Swedish faction due to his evolutionary relationship to Wholesomejak. However, some Impish posters pledged themselves to neutrality due to an unwillingness to fight on the same side as Deformed Soyjak.[4]

Relationship with Norway

An example of a soyduel between a Swede and a Norwegian.

Norwegian posters have been uniformly outspoken in their opposition to Impish Soyjak Ears due to his Swedish ancestry, and as such they generally consider him to be a "Swedish Fail". Norwegians also express serious doubts concerning the veracity of the "Swedish Win" infographic. Like most things in Scandinavia, these grievances are expressed via soyduel.

Posting any variation of Impish Soyjak Ears is a criminal offence in the Kingdom of Norway.

Relationship with Pennsylvania

On July 9th, 2021, Impish Soyjak Ears accepeted an offer by the Pennsylvania Tourism Department to star in a series of poster advertisements.[5] He later moved to Amish country in a failed attempt to recolonise the area for Sweden.[6][7][8][9]

On September 4th, 2021, he held a funeral service for trannyjak, who had tragically taken her own life by jumping from Impjak's windmill.[10]

Controversies

On January 26, 2022, Impish Soyjak Ears was implicated in the now-infamous dancing swede.mp4 video.

Identifying Swedish Wins/Fails

Notes

  1. since soyjak.party doesn't have an archive, it's impossible to determine earliest appearance

Citations