Impish Soyak Ears
This article is about the variant. For the individual, see the Swede (Artist)
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| Impish Soyjak Ears | |
| Know as | Impjak, Swedejak |
| Type | Soyjak variant |
| Origin | Possibly soyjak.party[a] |
| Earliest known appearance | /int/, 4chan (December 20, 2020) |
| Booru posts |  550+ As of May 16th, 2022
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| Based on | Impish Soyjak
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Impish Soyjak[sic] Ears, also known as The Swede, Swedish Win, Swedish Fail, Swedejak, and Impjak, is a Soyjak variant based on an edit of Guinness World Record Soyjak. He has a shrunken head, a large mouth, a double chin, and various other discrepancies that distinguish him as his own variant. Impish Soyjak Ears dropped to chaotic reception from the soyjak community, and it remains disputed whether it's a win or a fail. Despite often being used to portray Swedes, there is zero to no evidence that swedes actually look like this or say this.[1]
Impish Soyjak Ears is best known for his leading role in the critically acclaimed Impjak Adventure webcomic.
Early Life
Impish Soyjak Ears played a key role in the labour movement in 1910s Spokane, Washington.[2][3]
On April 5th, 2021, he announced his first acting role as the lead character in Soyjak Party's first commerical webcomic, Impjak Adventure. When asked why he auditioned for the role, he told reporters that he "knew the material was gold". He later reprised his role as Impjak for both episodes of Impjak Adventure: The Animated Series, providing both voice and digital mo-cap.
During the Soyvil War, Impish Soyjak Ears joined the Swedish faction due to his evolutionary relationship to Wholesomejak. However, some Impish posters pledged themselves to neutrality due to an unwillingness to fight on the same side as Deformed Soyjak.[4]
Relationship with Norway
Norwegian posters have been uniformly outspoken in their opposition to Impish Soyjak Ears due to his Swedish ancestry, and as such they generally consider him to be a "Swedish Fail". Norwegians also express serious doubts concerning the veracity of the "Swedish Win" infographic. Like most things in Scandinavia, these grievances are expressed via soyduel.
Posting any variation of Impish Soyjak Ears is a criminal offence in the Kingdom of Norway.
Relationship with Pennsylvania
On July 9th, 2021, Impish Soyjak Ears accepeted an offer by the Pennsylvania Tourism Department to star in a series of poster advertisements.[5] He later moved to Amish country in a failed attempt to recolonise the area for Sweden.[6][7][8][9]
On September 4th, 2021, he held a funeral service for trannyjak, who had tragically taken her own life by jumping from Impjak's windmill.[10]
Controversies
On January 26, 2022, Impish Soyjak Ears was implicated in the now-infamous dancing swede.mp4 video.
Identifying Swedish Wins/Fails
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The "Swedish Win" infographic.
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The "Swedish Fail" infographic.
Notes
- ↑ since soyjak.party doesn't have an archive, it's impossible to determine earliest appearance
Citations
- ↑ snopes told me
- ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JIqLnHzWrQo
- ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-p-0p2e91E8
- ↑ https://web.archive.org/web/20210430015728/https://soyjak.party/soy//res/78114.html
- ↑ https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/4702508/#4705423
- ↑ https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/4755962/
- ↑ https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/4742624/
- ↑ https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/4713696/#4713848
- ↑ https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/4756961/
- ↑ https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/4986174/
