List of soyjak.party slang

A large variety of unique slang is frequently used on the party and in the wider community. This often leads to lurkers, new users, and Jackbox streamers being extremely confused about it.

"Good" and "bad" slang

In the beginning, there was only gem. Then came coal as the opposite of gem. From there, countless derivatives have evolved and spun off from the mainline gem-coal spectrum. Kuz supporters and some soyentists claim kuz has credit for starting the trend of alternative rating systems, but this claim is disputed^{[it just is, ok?]}.

gem

A high-effort and high-quality post.

gemerald

Word combo meaning higher than a gem (apparently a Futurama reference ?!)

cem/geal/goal/coam

Word combo meaning in-between gem and coal

coal

A low-effort and low-quality post.

anthracite

High-quality coal.

peat

In-between coal and dust.

coalerald

could mean lower than coal, but higher from dust, or a very coalish gemerald. See "Attributives".

dust

Lower than coal. Soulless and forced.

steel

In-between gem and coal but higher than iron (think "cem")

iron

In-between gem and coal but higher than rust (think "geal")

rust

In-between gem and coal but lower than iron (think "coam")

detritus

slightly below dust

brimstone

Lower than even dust. Unspeakable. Usually NAS.

pewds/pewdiepie

Gem

tseries

Coal

margerald

a post so confusing that it collapses into a nonsense gem

diamond

Higher than even gemerald. Magnificent. Usually IAS.

tanzanite/'sharty saving gem/diamonderald

The highest possible post category. A gem so good that it has the potential to end all drama in the 'sharty and return it to the golden age

ketchup

Gem

mustard

Coal

cheese

Diamond (Note: this word has a different meaning outside of "good" and "bad" slang)

ham

Gemerald

jam

Gem

clotted cream ("clot")

In-between gem and coal but lower than iron (think "goal")

butter

Coal

peanut butter ("nutter")

Dust

margarine

Brimstone

Margerine

Marge + margarine

ruby

In-between gem and coal but higher than iron

gravestone

Brimstone

dirt

Soulful dust

garbage/rubbish

Worse than dust but higher than brimstone

poison/'sharty destroying coal/sharty-shattering brimstone

The lowest possible post category. Coal so bad that it has the potential to close the 'party down forever. Usually child porn or unusually bad drama.

Attributives

These can be added to any slang to describe a post more thoroughly. Attributives are uncommon on the party but are sometimes used. For example, a "coalish gem" would describe a post that is a gem with some coal qualities. Note that the line between attributives and prefixes when applied to slang are blurred, for example word combinations such as "coalerald" are not attributives despite using coal as a prefix and meaning the same thing as "coalish emerald" because attributives don't use prefixes. In addition, some Acronyms such as nas, ias, or tas can be used as attributives, for example a "nas gem" would be a post that is not a soyjak but is still a gem anyways.

Gemmish

Describing a post with some gem qualities

Coalish

Describing a post with some coal qualities

Rubyish

Describing a post with some ruby qualities

Ironish

Describing a post with some iron qualities

Dusty

Describing a post with some dust qualities

Rusty

Describing a post with some rust qualities

Diamondish

Describing a post with some diamond qualities

Dirty

Describing a post with some dirt qualities

Trashy

Describing a post with some garbage qualities

Hellish

Describing a post with some brimstone qualities, alternatively "macabre" in reference to gravestone.

Suffixes

Suffixes can be applied to nearly any word to create their soyspeak variant.

-jak

Denotes an object as being a soyjak or soyjak variant. (feraljak, fruitjak, colorjak, etc.) Also found in "Say the line, X-jak" memes, despite the subjects of those memes rarely being soyjaks.

-rald/-erald

Derived from gemerald. Used to denote a noun/verb as having gemmy qualities (faucirald), or a new word in the gem/coal tier list ranking continium (dustrald, topazrald), or acts similar to a diminutive suffix in some cases. Also implies an element of irony and humor, eg. "Failerald".

-erino/arino/-ino

Diminutive/endearing suffix, usually used in the context of overexcited or seething soyjaks. Derived from doggospeak; of which unironic soyboys are known to use, or possibly an old twitch meme.

Acronyms

HWABAG

He will always be a gem.

HWNBAG

He will never be a gem.

HWABAC

He will always be a coal

HWNBAC

He will never be a coal

HWNBAS

He will never be a soyjak

HWABAP

He will always be a pedophile

HWABAZ

He will always be a zoophile

ID'd

what the fuck does this mean

TSMT

This. So much this.

NAS

Not a soyjak

Alternatively: Nice Awesome Soyjak/Not Awesome Soyjak/Niggers Are Subhuman

IAS

Is a soyjak

IAN

Is a nigger

TAS

Technically a soyjak. Essentially "barely a soyjak".

TNAS

Technically not a soyjak. Essentially "almost a soyjak".

DFNT

Descriptive Filename Tranny

Alternatively: Descriptive Filename Triumph

TND

Total Nigger Death

Alternatively: tiny nigger dick, Titanic Nubian Dick

TCD

Total Cracker Death

TTD

Total Tranny Death/Two Towers Down

BBC

Big Black Cock

Alternatively: Broken Buck Cope/Buck-Breaking Cobson/black baby carrot

BWC

Big White Cock

Alternatively: Big Wakandan Cock/beta white cuck

tbp

tiny black pecker

twp

tiny white pecker

Alternatively: tiny wakandan pecker

tjp

tiny jewish pecker

TKD

Total Kike Destruction

YWHP

You Will Hang, Pedophile

YWNBAW

You Will Never Be A Woman

YWNBAM

You Will Never Be A Man

OMGSISA

Oh My God She Is So Attractive

YCHL

Your Coal Has Lost ^{(Everyone says this)}

OGHW

Our Gems Have Won

CIU

Chud it up

Miscellaneous

Turbo, aryan, nigger, vantablack, toss

Prefixes used to amplify any slang they are applied to (e.x. turbogem)

'toss

A contraction of Stonetoss, this refers to any comic posted on the board, usually political in nature

Kino

Used to describe something that is great, fantastic, or otherwise fantastic. From 4chan's /tv/.

Marge

Used to express confusion. It's also Leebait.

See also

• Soy speak