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{{Distinguish|[[Schizophrenia|Mental Illness]]}} | {{Distinguish|[[Schizophrenia|Mental Illness]]}} | ||
[[File:Fearful soyjak no ear.png|thumb|231px|{{Quote|>A phone call? No siree i might get anxiety}}]] | [[File:Fearful soyjak no ear.png|thumb|231px|{{Quote|>A phone call? No siree i might get anxiety}}]] | ||
'''Mental health''' is an excuse used by [[Faggot|faggots]], [[Crystal cafe|women]], [[Trannies|trannies]], [[Soy Boy|soy boys]], and other [[You|dysfunctional losers]] to justify their shitty lifestyle. These pathetic losers will often complain that they are feeling anxiety or stress, but really they just want an excuse to sit in their room and coom to [[Fruit Soyjaks|porn]]. | |||
I HATE BEING SOCIAL | |||
== Mental Health "Professionals" == | |||
[[File:Soyowad.png|thumb|231px|{{Quote|>YOU ARE HEREBY DIAGNOSED WITH APD, OCD, BBC, AND ADD AND MUST NOW PAY ME $600 DOLLARS A MONTH FOR PRESCRIPTIONS even though you can get pills off the sidewalk for free}}]] | |||
Despite being completely made up, there are many "[[Jews|Doctors]]" who claim to specialize in mental health. They say they promote "mental wellbeing" and treat mental disorders, but in actuality they just use their title to prescribe [[Meds|Medication]] and make [[Money]]. <br> | |||
According to these "professionals", the following are bad for your mental health: | |||
* Never going [[Grass|outside]] | |||
* Never having [[sex]] | |||
* Spending a majority of your day on the [[Soyjak.party|Internet]] | |||
* Engaging in [[Janny|power]] and/or [[The Great Soyset|revenge]] fantasies | |||
* Never speaking to anyone except your [[Your Dad|Parents]] | |||
* Being [[Morocco|poor]] | |||
* Being [[Amerimutt|ugly]] | |||
== See Also == | |||
* [[Autism]] | |||
* [[Kuzmania]] | |||
* [[Sproking out]] | |||
* [[Calm]] | |||
* [[Landscape Therapy]] | |||
* [[BBC therapy]] | |||
* [[:Category:Mental health]] | |||
[[Category:Mental health]] | [[Category:Mental health]] |
Revision as of 16:18, 28 December 2023
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Mental health is an excuse used by faggots, women, trannies, soy boys, and other dysfunctional losers to justify their shitty lifestyle. These pathetic losers will often complain that they are feeling anxiety or stress, but really they just want an excuse to sit in their room and coom to porn.
I HATE BEING SOCIAL
Mental Health "Professionals"
Despite being completely made up, there are many "Doctors" who claim to specialize in mental health. They say they promote "mental wellbeing" and treat mental disorders, but in actuality they just use their title to prescribe Medication and make Money.
According to these "professionals", the following are bad for your mental health:
- Never going outside
- Never having sex
- Spending a majority of your day on the Internet
- Engaging in power and/or revenge fantasies
- Never speaking to anyone except your Parents
- Being poor
- Being ugly