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=== How to Escape niggerhell ===
=== How to Escape niggerhell ===
Down in the deepest darkest and dustiest pits of the Congo coal mines lies an alleged entrance to Niggerhell. If one manages to find said entrance from niggerhell itself (assuming it’s real), they’d theoretically be able to go through it and come out to the other side to our world once more. Though, they’d find themselves in Africa. (Oh my Wendigoon a Dante's Inferno reference!!!)
Down in the deepest darkest and dustiest pits of the Congo coal mines lies an alleged entrance to Niggerhell. If one manages to find said entrance from niggerhell itself (assuming it’s real), they’d theoretically be able to go through it and come out to the other side to our world once more. Though, they’d find themselves in Africa. (Oh my Wendigoon a Dante's Inferno reference!!!)
===Notable inhabitants of Niggerhell===
* EngineTheCommie (In a few months)
* Satan
* Lilith
* Judas Iscariot
* Marcus Junius Brutus
* Gaius Cassius Longinus
* Nero
* Jeffrey Epstein
* Hillary Clinton(after [[Q|we]] cut her adrenochrome supply)
* Angela Merkel(Ditto)
* Margaret Thatcher([https://youtube.com/watch?v=antHVzyNW7Q DING DONG THE WICKED BITCH IS DEAD]) ''((Even doe trannies say this))''
* Queen Elizabeth II
* Ronald Reagan
* Joseph Stalin
* Franklin Delano Roosevelt
* Robert Mugabe
* Max Striner
* Adolf Hitler [[Autism|(for killing himself like a pussy instead of doing an epic last stand as a cyborg mecha in Castle Wolfenstein and for also getting erased from existance in another dimension, allowing Stalin to take his place instead)]]
* Noam Chomsky (Soon!)
* George Soros and his entire cabal (Sooner or later)
* Milton Friedman
* Collin Powell
* Robert Mcnamara
* [[Lolkekkeklmaolmaolmaoxdhaha]]
* [[Sobot]]
* John Lennon
* [[Cecefem]] and [[Goonclown|Orion Grant Passmore]] (upon ACKing, as prophesized in the [[The Soyble|Dead Soy Scrolls]])
* [[Admin 6]] (formerly; escaped during the [[Soypocalypse]])
* [[Froot|Fr✡✡t Von Liquidorangestein of /soy/]]
* [[Mexican Twink]] (in a few years)
* [[Poopson]]
* [[Goth]] (in a few years)
* [[Max]] (in a few years)
* [[Jews]] (in a few years, controversially)
* [[Discord]] (in a few years)
* [[Trannies]] (in one year)
* [[Togglebott]] (in a few years)
* [[Red]] (in a few years)
* [[Issac Kate]] (tomorrow)
* [[Faggot|Feralteen]] (when he gets friendzoned by that one faggot youtube no one cares about)
* [[Jews|Zionists]] (this will take a while, controversially)
* [[Ongezellig]] (escaped when K*z opened a portal to the pits of hell when sucking his own cock.)
* [[My little pony|Ponies]] and Barneyfags ([[Lee|I HOPE YOU FUCKING DIE]])
* All frogposters (in a few years)
* [[Gooning|Gooners]](in a few years)
* People who browse [[Trash/|/trash/]] and [[Vp/|/vp/]] on a daily basis (redundant but in a few years)
* [[Pedophilia|Pedophiles]]
* FIAT for making awful vehicles that are uncomfortable and prone to break every fucking month
* [[CIA]] (when they die)
* Mainai
* Joe Cash Pcola (soon)
* Jakob Zabrowski(soon)
* All Nihilists and Atheists for being miserable sacks of horse shit
* [[Niggers]], [[Toilet niggers]] and [[Laser niggers]] (controversially)
* Bill Gates (Soon, Thankfuly.)
* Klaus Schwabb (Soon, Thankfuly.)
* Bolsheviks
* John F Kennedy
* The whole Kennedy Family
* Globalists (Soon....)
* George Floyd
* Turkey Tom / Tom Dark
* Faggots
* [[Skibidi Toilet]] (For sure, But not yet.)
* Leon Trotsky
* Vladimir Lenin
* All the 'feds that killed innocent Children & Mothers at WACO & Ruby Ridge (And many others, ETC.)
* Monsanto
* Big Pharma
* Big Brother [[CIA]]
* The entire population of the Brazilian Northeast.
* [[The Amazing Digital Circus|Gooseworx]]
* [[Minus8]]
* Snitches
* [[The Coffin of Andy and Leyley|Sini Meskus-Moore and Jared Moore]] (Soon)
* [[You]] (because its a tired [[ED]] joke blah blah blah you are [[Faggot|gay]] and stupid)
===Things to do in Niggerhell===
* Dilate
* Get your neovagina dilated
* Perish
* Get raped by niggers
* Dilate forever
* Explode
* Die
* Nigger yourself forever
* Burn forever
* YOU GET RAPED BY THE BLACKEST OF [[Nigger|NIGGERS]] UNTIL YOUR MELANIN COUNT INCREASES TENFOLD
* GETTING VACCUM SEALED WITH DAT BBC
* Getting smushed by Tyler's 600 lb fatass (he doesnt even realise he's smushing you he's that obese.)
* Samething with 'Cado instead of Tyler,.


== Aryanheaven ==
== Aryanheaven ==

Revision as of 11:55, 3 January 2024

Niggerhell is BHUTANESE VANTABLACK BRIMSTONE straight from the FIERY DEPTHS OF NIGGERHELL!!!!!!!!!!!

”France” redirects here. Not to be confused with “FR,” a term coined by Zoomers

Niggerhell (also known as Tartarus, Hell 2, Coalhell, Brimhell, Troonhell and /hell/) is a particular dimension that (You) might have been told to go to. It is a place without gems. In niggerhell, there is only coal, dust, brimstone. Even the hardest coalers suffer a second death, because there is nothing left to ruin. It turns out the Niggerhellish conditions they worked towards are destructive to everything, including their own souls.

Trannies are known to end up here and perish here. The gravest of sinners also end up in niggerhell. Niggerhell is worse than hell, because it has coal in it, and was also built by coalers eons ago. Few things come directly from niggerhell, all of it is Vantablack coalcoal. Those who delight in racebait worship and distribute this hazardous substance, a path which will cause them to condemn themselves if they don’t change their ways.

The current location of niggerhell among the many planes of our soymultiverse is unknown, though recent studies have concluded that it might actually be some location you’re reincarnated to on Earth.

How to Escape niggerhell

Down in the deepest darkest and dustiest pits of the Congo coal mines lies an alleged entrance to Niggerhell. If one manages to find said entrance from niggerhell itself (assuming it’s real), they’d theoretically be able to go through it and come out to the other side to our world once more. Though, they’d find themselves in Africa. (Oh my Wendigoon a Dante's Inferno reference!!!)

Notable inhabitants of Niggerhell

Things to do in Niggerhell

  • Dilate
  • Get your neovagina dilated
  • Perish
  • Get raped by niggers
  • Dilate forever
  • Explode
  • Die
  • Nigger yourself forever
  • Burn forever
  • YOU GET RAPED BY THE BLACKEST OF NIGGERS UNTIL YOUR MELANIN COUNT INCREASES TENFOLD
  • GETTING VACCUM SEALED WITH DAT BBC
  • Getting smushed by Tyler's 600 lb fatass (he doesnt even realise he's smushing you he's that obese.)
  • Samething with 'Cado instead of Tyler,.

Aryanheaven

Aryanheaven is the polar opposite of Niggerhell. In contrast, the Nordics crafted it out of marble and diamond. It is a kingdom adorned with the most glistening gemeralds. Gemlets flow through the creeks, and deposit sediment to produce more gems. Gems are etched on walls to be remembered and commemorated for eternity.

Notable Inhabitants of Aryanheaven

  • God
  • Jesus
  • Admin Thrembo
  • Crackers
  • The sharty saving gem
  • Blue
  • Uncle Ruckus (honorary aryan)
  • Ian Smith
  • Tsar Nicholas II and his family
  • Adolf Hitler (after unerasing himself from reality and then unkilling himself and becoming a cyborg mecha because i told him to do so)
  • Ronnie McNutt (they did him dirty)
  • Me and my friend Paul[1]
  • Leon Degrelle
  • Erwin Rommel
  • Kaiser Wilhelm I
  • Kaiser Wilhelm II
  • Konstantin Rodzaevsky
  • Benito Mussolini (Padre Pio and Edvige Carboni said so)
  • George Washington and the other Founding Fathers
  • Calvin Coolidge
  • Pat Buchanan (soon)
  • Ron Paul (soon)
  • Rand Paul (soon)
  • Thomas Massie (soon)
  • Donald Trump (soon, controversially)
  • Ron DeSantis (soon, controversially)
  • Eazy-E (you will NOT research the reasons why)
  • Giga Chud
  • Chud
  • /pol/ (pretty soon they will remove it, what cux over there.)
  • Dreamybull (honorary Aryan)
  • Sergey Taboritsky
  • Vladimir Putin (soon, controversially)
  • Arnold Schwarzenegger
  • Ted Kaczynski
  • Timothy McVeigh
  • J. Edgar Hoover
  • The 'Folks & Family's & Friends of WACO & Ruby Ridge R.I.P.
  • Cameramen from skibidi toilet (Skibidi toilet is an analogy of Aryans fighting against Jewish Tyranny)
  • Ultradan (honorary Aryan) (HWABTG)
  • My Dad

Things To Do In Aryanheaven

  • Extinguish
  • Live
  • Freeze
  • Have sex with Aryans
  • Kill niggers
  • Raid
  • Get penis enlargement surgery (even doe it’s already big)
  • Reassemble yourself

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