Optimistic nihilism

Science says you should keep stop worrying and just consume

Optimistic nihilism is the ethical guideline every true soyjak follows. It is a bastardization of nihilism, using its message of life being ultimately meaningless to draw a conclusion that basically boils down to "but you have to follow our ideology anyways, be a hedonist consumer and don't you DARE be hecking bigoted" (which goes against everything nihilism stood for but just trust the fucking experts okay??). It is the basis of all soy, as it justifies every subsequent action like eating bugs or living in pods because who cares about owning things when you're just le happy.

Optimistic nihilism is part of a series on Soyience™
	"We are all just hecking star dust or something!"	Peer reviewed sources [-+] ♦ Klaus Schwab ♦ Snopes ♦ Adam Conover ♦ XKCD ♦ Wikipedia ♦ /sci/ ♦ Dr. Fauci ♦ Dr. Soyberg ♦ Reddit ♦ Peer-reviewed study ♦ Just trust the science itself okay??! ♦ The Experts
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	Theoretical branches [-+] ♦ Time Travel ♦ Soyrooms ♦ Poop 2 ♦ Hypothetical soyjaks ♦ Coal 3