Snitches

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THIS PERSON IS A MASSIVE RETARD!

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Snitches are trannies who are completely obsessed with the cartoon bald man with glasses to the point where it could be it's own mental illness. Xhey are dedicated to protecting xheir "stunning and brave trans qveens" from us who aim take xheir schizophrenic asses off the web. Most snitches are completely ineffective and pose no true threat and xheir attempts are laughable at best. However some take xheir efforts too far.

@LizzieMacNCheez

Starting with the biggest tranny. "Liz" (whom I'm just going to call FuckMutt for the rest of this section) is a massive tranny constantly false-reporting Namecheap and pinging police officers on Xwixxer who don't give a shit (irl police officers are not your personal 'eds, dumbass). Xheir obsession with "stopping harrassmet" has gotten xhemself into trouble with us, ending up getting harressed xhemself. Right now, xhey are putting together a botnet to hit our servers in January (which won't work for many reasons) what even funnier about this that xhey plan to execute this by putting linux on wiis. Btw FuckMutt, if (you) are reading this right now, don't try to play hero, (We VVILL find you). <--Or just report xer to the police for making an illegal botnet.

Sharty Snitch

Sharty Snitch, (aka Xwixbob Zoompants), is an annoying kid from Marseille, France[it just is, ok?] who often pings targets of our campaigns to attempt to warn xhem- to some success in some cases, but failures in most cases (just like most snitches).

SonicTheDonic

SonicTheDonic is a frogposting /co/ user (and from what I suspect also uses the frogpond) was the snitch who attempted to derail the Glitch X raid. This also failed (no surprise).

The 'Jarty

The logo of the Jarty's "ANF " group. >Taking the bald man site seriously is le bad but ITS LE HECKIN BASED LUTEY STRATOGEM WHEN WE DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

As expected, the obsession the jarty has for the sharty has lead to them snitching on multiple raids. They have even created a thinly-veiled discord group known as the ANF and a flag for their efforts.

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