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Latest revision as of 15:41, 22 April 2024

This is an actual ad for a non-sharty website, take everything here with a grain of salt and remind this other site's jannies that they do it for free.

The image editor interface featured on soyjak.com

Soyjak.com was[1] a simplistic Soyjak (but really Wojak) image maker and coal pit on which Twitter and Discord phoneposters could easily churn out low-quality images of classic soyjak variants like "Smirker" and "Soyjak 4". It was first posted on soyjak.party's /soy/ board on July 13 2021, although it obviously did not originate from there if you couldn't already tell. Despite this, most Chuds greeted it with a warm reception-- some of them even used it to mine a couple Gems,[2] whereupon the website's entire gem potential was completely exhausted after only 1 thread and it was never used again.

Features and How To Use

An image made with soyjak.com by a soyjak.party user (gem alert). [3]

In case you've never used a computer before: You could add 'jaks by clicking on any of the options on the list on the left of the screen. You could also add text and upload custom images by clicking on the appropriate buttons on the right of the screen. Once added to the canvas, items could be moved, resized, or rotated when selected by clicking and dragging the squares surrounding the item. In addition to this, if you clicked either the "Send Backwards" or "Send Forwards" button on the right side of the screen, your selected item would move either behind or in front of other items, similar to the layer functionality present in most image editors.When you were finished, you'd click the "Save Image" button under the canvas to save your work.

You could also do all of this on MS Paint, Gimp, Krita, Paint.Net, IrfanView, Pinta, Photoscape, and every other image editor ever made, except you could actually do more than just change the background on those.

List of available 'jaks

The first thing you would notice after adding 'jaks is that they looked a little retarded. This is due to them being remade in the .svg file format, which allowed craaazy scaling and rotations because it runned on maths AND SCIENCE and basically everyone still using raster images should be fucking stabbed to death. Due to the project originating from outside the soy community, all of the jak names were completely foreign to their native jakspeak.

Name on soyjak.com Real name Appearance on soyjak.com Original appearance
"Soyjak" Two Soyjaks Pointing (left)
"Soyjak 2" Markiplier Soyjak (alternate version)
"Soyjak 3" Markiplier Soyjak
"Soyjak 4" A24 Slow-Burn Soyjak
"Smirker" Wholesome Soyjak
"Soyjak Pointing" Two Soyjaks Pointing (right)
"Angry Soyjak" Eat The Bugs Soyjak
"Repoorter" Report Button Soyjak
"Soyjak Longface" Trailer Reaction Soyjak (see List of Soyjak Templates)
"Redditor" El Pero Rabioso Soyjak (Reddit version) (see List of Soyjak Templates)
"Wife Aunt" Soyjak (Auntie version)
"Angry Soyjak 2" Soyjak (angry)

The rest were NAS coal.

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