YWNBAW

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YWNBAW, (also known as ywnbaw, can also be changed into YWNBAM, you will never be a man) is an abbreviation of the phrase "you will never be a woman". The term is commonly used to push troons into self doubt and -ACKing, it's commonly used by chuds. The term is often used in chat rooms and imageboards like the sharty and frenschan.

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You will never be a real woman. You have no womb, you have no ovaries, you have no eggs. You are a homosexual man twisted by drugs and surgery into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection.

All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your ghoulish appearance behind closed doors.

Men are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed men to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even trannies who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a man. Your bone structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk guy home with you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, infected axe wound.

You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.

Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a man is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably male.

This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.

You Will Never Be A Good Meme

You will never be a good meme. You have no style, you have no grace, all you do is post an unfunny face. You are a underage faggot twisted by propaganda and conspiracies in a crude mockery of anything remotely intelligent.

All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. No one likes shitjaks. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your retarded and time wasting behavior behind closed doors.

Everyone else is utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have created incredible technology and you waste it posting garbage no one wants to see. Even furries are more desirable than you. You will never be happy. You will post the same shit meme every single day and tell yourself it’s funny, but deep inside you know everyone that sees your shitposts hates you for them.

Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss just like in the meme you've posted thousands of times. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with a shitjak, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a shitjak shitposter is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a shitstain of a meme on a declining imageboard. This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.

List of people who will never be a woman or a man

Lolkekkeklmaolmaolmaoxdhaha

Goth

Mexican Twink

Discord

Toggletroon

Furries

Jews

Niggers

The Moroccan

4cuck

Tranime fans

The 'cordtroon that forced froge

The 'cordtroon that forced dogjak

Soyjak.party