Telegram
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Telegram is an instant messaging service used by thirdies, furries and chuds. Founded by former head VKontakte jannies Nikolai and Pavel "Jewrov" Durov and released in 2013, chuds and nonchuds alike have had their suspicions about the app and website since its founding. Kuz has a telegram account which he used to shitpost. provide important news, status updates, and announcements to the world. The Dailyjak also provides a constant flow of gems to over 3 thousand subscribers. Soyposting has had an illustrious but overshadowed history on le 'gram, which boasts dozens of unofficial soy-themed sticker packs (customizable reaction images and videos), channels, and thousands of OC.
History
Amongst chuds, their concerns with the pair's management began before the founding of Telegram- as they ceded 80% of financial control of VK to Georgian Jews. Analogous to the Kuz situation, the Durovs sold their remaining shares in VK to Uzbek Turkroach billionaire Alisher Usmanov, who is also alleged to have later bought the Ironmarch Forums (a semi-popular and influential forum used by chuds- many of whom were 'teens- around the late 2010s.)
Having stepped down, Pavel blamed his cession of the company on the continued occupation of Tataryan Crimea, claiming that the jews and turkroaches he had sold the company to were controlled by the Russian government. Soyentists speculate that it was due to the pair's possession of 'P, considering Pavel's moves to Sharty Arabia and France. Upon the release of Telegram, Russia attempted to ban the app- an utter failure in preventing cervix to the point where they rescinded the ban in 2020. Countries banning the app would further increase schizo distrust, and righteously so.
Telegram's future run-ins with government meddling would primarily revolve around chuds- though much to chuds' entertainment and chagrin, chuds were never the primary population on the app, despite being easily the most notorious and gemmy.
Cunnyseuirs, furfags, eastern eurofags (primarily Slavs), chinks avoiding governmental rape, pajeet and nigger scammers, and drug dealers were among the primary chudly founding members during the migration from unstable forums, zuckbooks, Kik, and Dicksword/Doxcord. The most noteworthy chud communities around launch were Atomwaffen (primarily 'teens who would come to be blamed for a myriad of murders and legal offenses), Stormfront (primarily boomers), the Traditionalist Workers Party/TWP (run by a fat man and his best friend and father in law- who he would quite literally cuck within a couple years of their group's peak), and Bowl Patrol (shitposters accused of everything from forcing gay memes (i.e. Ram Ranch, 7 Days Free, Niggas Kissin, Belasco Comix, Bobocomics, Animan, and Agios O Rape) within the app and others to illegal and harmful actions that have on occasion been addressed in court (murder, kidnapping and torture, the possession of cunny, doxing, dDOSing). It was Bowl Patrol as well as their orbit of piss streamers on the 'ube that popularized the chud mantra of "Total Nigger Death", as well as "Total Mamzer (a Biblical term meaning "mixed" or "impure" used by Christchuds) Death" and "Total Traitor Death". This would become a point of chudtention as well for years to come.
Most of these original groups would contribute to chudly or legal conflicts in Telegram's future.
Soygram's Golden Age (2017-2019)
By this point in Chud history, it had widely been accepted that Zognald Blumpf would NOT save the "West" or enact TND, but it was NOT over. Strings of Chud homicides and Chud rallies that spiraled into all-out riots in walkable cities dominated news coverage by reputable sources. Twatter and Dicksword immigrants became the topic of oldfag trolling for a variety of reasons, though in some circles, would begin to outnumber the original population of Chuds. Nevertheless, Chud philosophy began to move on from giving money to online charlatans and goon marches. For without TND and without that transformation, Europe will not survive. Chuds also began to adopt the principle of "TINPS", or "There Is NO Political Solution" (spelt "Voting Will NOT Remove Them" in Twitter Immigrant.) Soygram was a home away from home for many chuds, whose antics, artists, communities, and archives began to flourish. This led to an increase in attention and public infiltration by law-enforcement agencies and their third-arm Antifa trannies and jewesses, though their spam-reports and attempted doxing would NOT be the primary cause of Chuds' disenfranchisement.
The Dymock Affair (Bri'ish Loss)
"Women are like children, they make up the world in their own heads."
"Yeah, but that's what makes them interesting, right?"
"Bullshit. It's what makes them untrustworthy."
-Chuds whose names escape me. I heard it in a song once.
AWD (Atomwaffen Division), was a failure in creating the TND they so sought after, despite the efforts of many a teen- beginning with the legendary tranny-fletcher Samuel Woodward. However, on the interwebs, they were a huge success. Their memes and characters struck fear into the hearts of jannies on every platform, and journos in every cuntry. Their videos and shartwork inspired a generation of teens and cumcasters who could cherish the memories for decades to cum. The cultural impact of Siege- a book compiled using articles by Chud Priest James Mason from the 70s and 80s, as well as subsequent chudsterpieces, was furthered primarily through the oldjakkers who wound up on Telegram. Within though, Atomwaffen was a complete disaster for the teens stupid enough to breach the pubic eye. Their public doxcord server got most of their famous 'teens doxed or arrested. Their stunts holding banners and putting up flyers and stickers in front of peoples' houses got even more of them hemmed up. Successor groups began popping up all over the world, usually having alternative "secure" chats on multiple other platforms and public advertising or propaganda on Telegram and occasionally dicksword. "The Base", run by Jacob Kaderli, took a lot of legal hits in America, but was nothing compared to the beautiful travesty known as "Sonnenkrieg Division" (SKD) in Bri'in.
Sonnenkrieg was an "affiliate" of Atomwaffen accused of death threats, murder, and eventually possession of 'unny. MI5 had an ace up its sleeve- heterosexuality. Sonnenkrieg's leader was a veritable Rapeson- a writer and propagandist celebrated on many platforms for his art and gay porn fanfictions.
Despite this and numerous alleged gay relationships, with Canadians, Polacks, and Mexicans, Andrew "Blitz" Dymock succumbed to the allure of femoid informant Portia Deville, active in a larger group called National Action. The pair took pictures of Blitz cutting swastikas on her ass amongst other S&M related chud fetish pictures- which were circulated around the time the government began arresting members of SKD. Before Blitz could leave the bloo'y island, he was detained and stood trial- receiving terrorism charges whereas the others received 'p charges.
"She is a placeholder, a damp hole that clings with a mediocre grasp to your cock until you can find someone truly stimulating sexually and mentally. You'll remember her like you remember a pornstar you jerked off to when you were 14, but less fondly and more animalistically. This is what all women are to you, should you bed one. This is all they will ever be."- Blitz
Consequentially, the UK banned the group, and threatened to ban Telegram if they didn't remove Sonnenkrieg related channels. Jewrov- unable to ban them from a particular country for practical reasons, removed the channels he was told to remove in late 2019.
The Coalflux (2020-2021)
Thoughout 2020, the Jewgle and Crapple appstores levied similar ultimatums with ADL-provided lists. Although regional channel bans were impractical, Jewgle and Crapple downloaded apps had different coding and API, allowing Telegram jannies to make the distinction when doing Jewrov's bidding for free. These restrictions also implemented a "shadowban" feature that prevented Chuds from searching certain channels. Journos began making articles on how Telegram was NOT run by trannies, but by russians who did NOTHING about mean nazis (no mention of rampant 'p, of course). Though the APK from Jewrov's site and mods such as Nekogram X and Telegram Plus allow chuds to bypass most of these restrictions, many believed that it was indeed over. Angry twitterfags, leaving in the wake of continued bans by twatter jannies, had trouble adjusting to constant raids and harassment by chuds. They seethed, and dilated, and attempted doxes and smear campaigns for months on end- only to be laughed out of Chud Country for consistent coal. However, following the gruesome breakup of TWP, and federal informants in league with Christopher Cantwell and Austin Gillespie, several major chuds were doxed by internecine conflict and other blunders. This and the financial coalsequences of the Covid-19 Deltomicron Variant caused many chuds to abandon the now coalsome app- full of attention seeking retards as it were. Somewhat gemmy homosexuals (Catboykami/Tor Brookes), limeys (CodComedyTJ), journos (Altright.com janny/Brandon Martinez), and wallet-grubbing tent mexicans (Paul Miller/GypsyCrusader), brought their teeny and coalsome fanbases over from obscure piss streaming platforms and Dicksword- where they often recorded themselves trolling or agitating children, niggers, and guys jacking off on Omegle and Chatroulette.
Telegram plunged into an age of 'P where mundane e-celebrities called eachother pedophiles to attempt to disgrace them from pubic circles. A rich history of lolcows had been somewhat washed away with the oldteens after waves of kikfags and doxcordfags and pootubers and femoids and twitterfags and forumfags and oldfags and cunnyservatives and pedoposters.
It's Over. (2022-2023)
The Trend Is Dead. It is what it is, and it just gets worse. Newfags become teenier and coalsome, oldfags drop like flies and move on with death.
"He was a confirmed federal informant anyway."- many a Chud
Features
Telegram accounts are set up by numbers and SMS codes, and give you the option to create a username, a first/last nickname, and profile pictures (which could be videos or GIFs after 2020). SMS codes could also be used via burner numbers/apps/sites, though most make SMS codes a paid feature. Telegram is looking to add the ability to pay for an account number or log in with an email. Alternative mods include Nicegram (for crapple), the Telegram APK (bypasses Google crapstore bans), Telegram X (a different API with custom options), Telegram Plus (allows you to have 10 accounts as opposed to the standard 3, view extra profile details, and save secret cached messages for no extra cost- as well as features that would later be released as "Premium" or updated features), and Nekogram/Nekogram X (allows you to have 10 accounts and a series of customizations particular to these apps. Designed originally for chinks gooks and russkies seeking to bypass government censorship, the disconnected versions are safer than regular Telegem for schizos.)
Users can send text, voice, video, music, file, and embedded messages to other users, channels, groups, and bots- of which there are many designed by Telegram, and many more designed by other users. They can also be called and texted in secret, non-saveable chats, as well as saved to contacts or folders.
Channels can be posted to with a variety of mediums, including but not limited to, messages, pictures, videos, articles, polls, embeds, hidden messages, and forwards. Since 2019, they can be linked to a discussion group, and since 2020, subscribers can comment without joining the discussion group. Channels can hold livestreams or vc's as well as groups. Both mediums can have a private or publicly searchable link- the latter of which can be shadowbanned (and usually is following a platform ban or multiple reports.)
Bots can set up games, be programmed to automatically respond to stimuli or commands, download from a cache or link, ban and add users, detect spam or words, post from a saved cache, convert messages and media, and create customizable sticker packs- a feature objectively better than Dicksword's nitroshit troonmojis. Telegram, however, cannot count them as reacts to posts- and will only count miniature versions of them if you buy their newfangled version of Nitro- Telegram Premium, as of 2022.
Where features and apps go to die, many formerly free offerings were turned into "Premium" features to entice users to waste what amounts to 60 USD per year. However, as Kuz has probably noticed, a Turkish IP knocks that price down to a few broken bucks per year.
Before dicksword, Telegram allowed the ability to save about 200 GIFs for raiding per account, which would cycle out after the limit. It started a strange parasitic cycle between the two stealing eachothers' better ideas- Telegem having better customization, anonymity, VC, filesharing, stability, and archival, Dicksword having more trannies and redditors. A couple admitted security breaches on Hellegram's part pale in comparison to what Unicorn Riot tranny jannies released from within Doxcord- but Hellegram keeps tabs on your IP and device, and can keep your (somewhat imprecise) location if enabled. I haven't been able to figure out a chudly enough backdoor- the only known way to get another's Telegram IP being by having them successfully log in to one of your accounts (and terminating the session with your IP before they can see it.) Hellegram has gone down probably a dozen times in my almost a decade on it for no more than a day, which is impressive for what it is. Russian Coonstagram for thots and prayers.
Selected Posts from the Kuz Telegram
2022
September 22: well, since the site is being actively attacked, it would be a good idea to create some backup links and alternative URL's. If the site goes down or is is blocked in your country or city, try using https://soyak.party/
September 27: people take the 'party way too seriously. Some people have forgotten that it is literally a bald men with glasses forum. Amazing how worked up people get over variant wars and whatnot
October 19: hashtags on the sharty now.. you can show your support for #cobgang or #feralgang by typing those respective messages in the postbox.
October 21: if there was a button I could press to destroy the internet forever I would press it. I've held this belief for a long time. Not for any particular reason I just feel like it'd be nice to be free from it.
October 24: Its clear to me that a substantial portion of those put against me are enemies of god. Thus, it is not only practical, and in line with our interests to remove the enemy, but it is also righteous.
October 29: Indeed, the Europeans are the weakest people. It seems that they are drifting way from being unique culturally and into some united European identity. I think that today, masculinity, strength, and honesty lies most often in Turkiye, Kazaqstan, Buryatia, and Mongolia, and those other regions of Turkic people in Asia. Certainly they have treated me kindly while the Europeans are godless and hostile to me and those alike to me
November 7: The 'party, being one of the biggest and certainly one of the most culturally influential imageboards in the world nowadays, is the battleground between multiple warring factions trying to see who can force themselves in the hardest. This war has been going for a while and will never stop. Every group or individual wants to pitch in and see if they can immortalize themselves or their creations by successfully forcing it. Most fail, but some are persistent, and some are malignant or evil. It is not my job to dictate the winners and losers of individual battles, but to prevent any overarching winner from becoming a hegemon, a tumor that forces out everyone else. This is my job.
November 15: I admire the DPRK. Patriotic, family centered, hard working. Their society is in perfect order, everything is in its place, it isnt chaotic. There are no riots, there is no social rot, their is no hatred among the countrymen, and they are shielded from modernity. They, unlike all others in this world, are not cynical, they are hopeful, their lives are peaceful. Every ill in the world does not effect them, it as if their world has gone on unperturbed for decades. No internet, no drugs, nature is unpolluted. Lambasted as hell on earth, their citizens are probably happier than their brothers below, whom suffer from the highest rates of suicide in the world and work themselves to death in terrible conditions.
November 20: I say that a great fortune and wealth has brought me no happiness by itself. Indeed it would have been better for me to be comfortably subsistent. It is a burden on my soul and mind. If I had not been given a great responsibility for which money is needed, I would not even have reached out one finger to preserve it.
November 23: Spokesman of a prominent Russian PMC (which I will not name) asks me about my consideration of the purchase of 4channel 🤔
November 24: Ukraine is such a dirty poor place filled with backwards people, whats the point of fighting for it? It would have been better that we never step foot there. It is the prostitute of Europe, a dirty, ugly country used by others to accomplish political and financial tasks.
November 29: I cant wait for in the far future when someone makes a HOI4 mod for the 2020s.
November 30: I know its a bit of a joke, and perhaps ironic considering the site I run, but seriously, soy is poisonous. Soybeans are absolutely horrible for you, even alcohol and smoking is better for your body than any soy products. Avoid them at all costs.
Soybeans are not food, do not consume them.
December 5: No chat app or program, no matter how well designed or intuitive will ever replace the level of deep understanding and effective communication that can be made in person. Communication is far more than just the words that you speak, and a lot is lost over tech-based communication.
December 26: Is Islam the way?
2023
January 1: Happy new years to everyone in my channel ❤️ 🎉
I want to express my sincere gratitude to everyone who made 2022 such a productive and successful year for me. This felt like a year of discovery and learning, and even though I am turning 35 in 2023, it seems like I have only just begun to understand the potential that lies ahead in our future.
I have a lot of plans for 2023, and I will announce them soon in my new years address. Thank you and all of the users in Kolyma for supporting our network in 2023 and holding your faith in the will of the collective. May Allah SWT bless all of you in here and beyond whom are beloved to me. This year, fate will turn in our favor!
January 10: If you have never stepped foot into Ukraine or Russia, your opinion on them or the war is irrelevant.
January 16: 4chan became desolate, unproductive, and unfun because mods started cracking down on every new forced meme until nothing else remained, nothing new is *allowed* to take off there, everything they dont like is spam. In its current state, only mod approved memes are allowed to succeed, which is why 4chan is just a shell of its former self, full of the same, unfunny, rigid humor its had for years at this point, and why /qa/, the virtually unmoderated final bastion of humor on 4chan, produced more in its short 2019-2021 then the rest of 4chan has since 2013~.
Likewise, I must be careful not to accidentally follow that path.
January 24: The problem with imageboards is that everything naturally devolves into an argument, no matter the topic. Even if a topic has a universal consensus, the people will talk among themselves until they find a disagreement, and they will argue until they are tired. This isn't unique to imageboards, but it is magnified ten-fold on them. This type of community or society can never survive, they are destined from birth to be failures, and slowly peter out until nothing is left. The people believe this to be the natural order, and their opinion cannot be changed. Few can escape this fate.
February 2: The National Center for Missing and Exploited Children believes that end to end encryption should be sacrificed or at least compromised so that law enforcement can better detect and fight distributors of child pornography. In their own words
«We believe personal security is extremely important and support efforts to improve online privacy. But, if this solution is implemented with no exceptions for detecting child sexual exploitation, millions of incidents of abuse will remain hidden, leaving these young victims without any help or protection from these horrific crimes.»
What are your opinions on it?
February 15: Religion, culture, and nations do not exist anymore, the whole of the world has been assimilated. All nations are the same, all peoples are alike. Culture does not exist anywhere on the world, it has been destroyed. Only a globalized fakery of each nations culture and history exists now, to be imitated, displayed in museums, or "remembered"—not lived. Any distinguishable differences between regional human cultures was obliterated in the late 20th century. Religions have been destroyed by practical sciences, and languages have been destroyed or maimed by English influence. Borders are meaningless, all of Europe is alike to one country. Each nation is the same behind the curtains, with a painted-on façade of identity.
March 1: In general, I think it's best for the staff of a community not to interfere with fights between users unless those fights spill over and obstruct or inhibit regular users from using the board. This is something I am a firm believer in, and I try not to be involved in stuff on soyjak.party outside of ensuring it is functional and ensuring the rules are followed. The rules are supposed to be shaped by the community, and thus enforcement tries to please the majority.
I am now largely uninvolved in the day-to-day running of the site and have tried to pick moderators who do not have a significant emotional interest in the site. I have my beliefs on many things discussed there, but I usually keep them to myself, and it's not my interest to impose them on other people, let alone use power to do so. You are free to criticize Russia, for example, and my opinions on most political topics are different from the ones shared by the majority of the users, yet the site is essentially free for all political expressions. I see myself as belonging to no community but kolyma, and I do not give deference to people who share my interests.
My goal is providing a place for the users to communicate and share images. I enjoy the site largely because I have a fondness for large websites of any sort or topic, and I enjoy watching the users evolve, grow, and take control of their future. People, in general, vastly overestimate my involvement and investment in the website and others.
I have not always been as uninvolved as I have been recently, and I acknowledge many past mistakes, but truly, I love all the users for their respective qualities. The 'party is an imageboard for "shitposting" and having fun. Taking it seriously always leads you to bad places (I know this firsthand). So relax, and enjoy the site for its qualities.
June 9th: I wrote this final letter about my thoughts
https://telegra.ph/On-the-internet-and-other-things-06-10
August 14th: Earthly things do not matter, only love matters. I gave up everything I had, because when I reached the end, all it really was is dust. Metal, earth, plastic, silicone. It all will be destroyed and no one will ever see it again. Love endures. If I could start again, I would give up everything I have.
(Kuz nuked all of his prior Telecoal posts prior to this one. It's over.)
(The channel is now completely empty THOUGH)
The Dailyjak
"A jak a day keeps the meds away."- t.me/dailyjak
The Dailyjak was abandoned after kuz left the sharty, but on October 20th, 2023 a new one was created
The /r9k/ telegram colony
In December 2023 some threads were made inciting chuds to go into an anonymous telegram chat based off of the /r9k/ 4cuck board and establish a soyjak colony there at @r9klbot. As of the date of writing, there is a sizeable population of soyteens in there to this day.
