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[[File:Tyronius Floyd.png|thumb|Freshmen at the University of Minnesota attending a lecture on critical BBC theory, 2021 ]]'''Critical BBC Theory (CBBCT)''' is a ficticious unified cosmological theory of everything revolving around the superiority of Big Black Cock (BBC.) According to neo-Nazi right-wing schizophrenic chudcels who forgot to take their meds, CBBCT is a CIA funded form of post-modern liberal propaganda that is taught at all levels K-12 in American public schools. However, according to snopes.com,  there is absolutely no evidence whatsoever to indicate that CBBCT indoctrination is actually happening.  
[[File:Cockroach.jpg|200px|thumb|right|A delicious, eco-friendly protein source.]]
'''Bugs''' are one of [[Soyjak]]'s favourite foods. Aside from eating bugs themselves, soyjaks often encourage others to eat bugs. The most aggressive bug-eating promoter is [[Feraljak]].


== Overview ==
Bugs are an [[Contour_integration|integral]] part of the [[Fourth Industrial Revolution]], where they are proposed as a replacement for meat. They are a natural, well-established food source; like soy, Asians have been eating bugs for years and are no weaker or less masculine than anyone else. In fact you may have already consumed sea bugs before.
Even if CBBCT did exist (which it DOES NOT,) no white person would ever be capable of understanding it due to the implicit bias inherent in their subconscious. The only group of people that would be qualified to understand CBBCT (which DOES NOT actually exist,) is Black/Brown inner-city elders who have a doctoral degree in CBBCT from MIT University. These educated Black/brown elders from MIT have scientifically proven that white people would never be able to understand CBBCT (if it even existed in the first place) due to their implicit bias and lack of lived experiences. Thus, speaking speaking about CBBCT as a white person is equivalent to violence against Black Lives.


If CBBCT were real (which IT IS NOT,) then it would be impossible to write down any of its main ideas on paper. Since the white man invented writing, there is no way to write down anything that is not institutionally racist. The only way to learn about CBBCT would be through the oral tradition of the Zulu nation, passed down from generation to generation since the beginning of time.
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== Fun Facts About Bugs ==
 
* They are delicious AND nutritious.{{CitationNeeded}}
* They taste JUST like chicken.{{CitationNeeded}}
* They are MUCH better for the environment.{{CitationNeeded}}
* They CAN be made into tasty burgers.{{CitationNeeded}}
* They will NOT lay eggs in your brain and turn [[you]] into a puppet for the elites. This is an unsubstantiated rumor.
 
{{Science}}
[[Category:Fourth Industrial Revolution]]
[[Category:Soyical Arts]]

Latest revision as of 09:42, 18 April 2024

A delicious, eco-friendly protein source.

Bugs are one of Soyjak's favourite foods. Aside from eating bugs themselves, soyjaks often encourage others to eat bugs. The most aggressive bug-eating promoter is Feraljak.

Bugs are an integral part of the Fourth Industrial Revolution, where they are proposed as a replacement for meat. They are a natural, well-established food source; like soy, Asians have been eating bugs for years and are no weaker or less masculine than anyone else. In fact you may have already consumed sea bugs before.

Fun Facts About Bugs

  • They are delicious AND nutritious.[it just is, ok?]
  • They taste JUST like chicken.[it just is, ok?]
  • They are MUCH better for the environment.[it just is, ok?]
  • They CAN be made into tasty burgers.[it just is, ok?]
  • They will NOT lay eggs in your brain and turn you into a puppet for the elites. This is an unsubstantiated rumor.
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