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'''Cobson''' is a [[soyjak]] based on a character from the 1992 Sci-Fi movie "The Lawnmower Man". <ref>{{Template:CitePost|board=tv|no=2620|caption=I just discovered that the cobsonjak comes from a 90s movie named "The Lawnmower Man"|date=September 11, 2021|url=https://web.archive.org/web/20210912040348/https://soyjak.party/tv//res/2620.html}}</ref> | '''Cobson''' is a [[soyjak]] based on a character from the 1992 Sci-Fi movie "The Lawnmower Man". <ref>{{Template:CitePost|board=tv|no=2620|caption=I just discovered that the cobsonjak comes from a 90s movie named "The Lawnmower Man"|date=September 11, 2021|url=https://web.archive.org/web/20210912040348/https://soyjak.party/tv//res/2620.html}}</ref> | ||
He is loved by '''[[discord]]''' sisters due to him playing a major role in the early '''[[Trannies|trans]]''' rights movement. | |||
== History == | == History == | ||
Revision as of 14:21, 1 March 2022
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Cobson is a soyjak based on a character from the 1992 Sci-Fi movie "The Lawnmower Man". [1]
He is loved by discord sisters due to him playing a major role in the early trans rights movement.
History
Cobson was first posted on /qa/ on June 6th, 2021, under the filename "lawnmower soy.png".[2] He released to overwhelmingly negative reviews from critics,[3][4][5] although this was mostly down to one schizo spamming "shit tier wojack" in every Cobson thread.[6] As the months went on, however, Cobson obtained a cult following among some soyteens, who hailed him as a "god tier wojack".[7] As a result, the debate of whether he is coal or gem remains a hot topic among soyteens to this day.[8]
Cobson got his name on September 4th, 2021.[9]
Music Career
Cobson's career as a musician was jumpstarted when he recieved a number of edits depiecting him as a rapper.[10][11][12] From there, he starred in an unusual number of song parodies on the Soyjak Party Video Archive. His early work was a little too new wave for my taste, but when Gem Cobbity released in '21? I think he really came into his own, both commercially and artistically. He's been compared to Svenska Beat, but I think Cobson has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humor.
David Thougie
In 2021 and 2022, Cobson's disassociate personality David Thoughie released two parody songs, Gem Cobbity and Cobman, both to widespread critical acclaim. Multiple chuds have admitted to listening to these songs "unironically", including one YouTube reviewer who described it as an "actual gem",[13] and another who hailed it as "Perhaps the greatest gem ever mined and cut thus far".[14]
In Janurary 2022, Cobman was nominated for a Nobel Prize in Literature.[15]
Cobbo
Cobbo, also known as Cob Gang, is a popular parody song whose lyrical content offers a scathing critique on the human soyndition (soy condition), delievered in the high art of mumble rap. It is extremely popular; as of Feburary 2022 it is the most viewed video on the Soyjak Party Video Archive. Cobbo, and by extension Cobson himself, is one of only a couple things to ever recieve the rare honour of starring on the Soyjak Party homepage, the highest award Soot can bestow.
/s4s/ incident
Main article: Swaglord
The use of Cobbo's lyrics as material for post n°10000000 on /s4s/[16] was considered by many onlookers to have immortalised Cobson into a gem; GEMson: Coalson redeemed. This was also a massive Brazilian victory and it made Swaglord go one of the biggest janny seethe sessions ever documented.
Other songs
In an attempt to capitalise on the surprise success of Cobbo, Cobson produced an unofficial sequal Gemmy,[17] as well as a nutwave re-release of the original.[18] Despite good reviews and mild popularity, these spin-offs failed to capture the runaway success of the original.
In January 2022, Cobson collaborated with fellow singer-songwriter Nojak to produce a short audio sample titled 6ixϪhrembo & DJ Moose.[19]
Cobinisation
Cobinisation (British English; or cobinization in American English) is a phenomenon observed in the soy community whereby previous edits featuring non-Cobson variants eventually resurface as Cobsons.
If this trend continues, scientists estimate that all soyjaks will be Cobsons by the year 2033.
See also
Citations
- ↑ /tv/, post no. 2620. I just discovered that the cobsonjak comes from a 90s movie named "The Lawnmower Man". September 11, 2021. https://web.archive.org/web/20210912040348/https://soyjak.party/tv//res/2620.html#2620
- ↑ https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/4485181/#4486841
- ↑ https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/4599440/#4599440
- ↑ https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/4624451/#4624460
- ↑ https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/4925173/
- ↑ https://desuarchive.org/qa/search/text/%22shit%20tier%20wojack%22/page/9/
- ↑ https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/4887320/
- ↑ https://booru.soy/post/view/3039
- ↑ https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/4989115/#4989193
- ↑ https://booru.soyjak.su/post/view/3208
- ↑ https://booru.soyjak.su/post/view/3495
- ↑ https://booru.soyjak.su/post/view/4873
- ↑ File:Cobman Review 1-3.png
- ↑ File:Cobman Review 2-3.png
- ↑ File:Cobman Review 3-3.png
- ↑ https://archive.4plebs.org/s4s/thread/9999967
- ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSBfXlCymkk
- ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSBfXlCymkk
- ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSBfXlCymkk
