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[[File:Dr. Fauci.jpg|alt=Dr. Anthony Fauci|thumb|441x441px|Dr. Anthony Fauci]] | [[File:Dr. Fauci.jpg|alt=Dr. Anthony Fauci|thumb|441x441px|Dr. Anthony Fauci]] | ||
'''Anthony Fauci''' is the head United States [[Science|Soyentist]]. | [[File:Dr.fauci.mp3|thumb|GIVE US VACCINES 🔥🔥🔥🗣🥶💀💀💀:ohio::ohio::ohio:]] | ||
'''Anthony Stephen Fauci''' (born December 24th, 1940) is the head United States [[Science|Soyentist]]. | |||
He is [[Best known for|well known for]] the song "Dr. Fauci", a gemmy and highly soy parody of the song "Mr Sandman"<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrXYLvA58Kk</ref>. | He is [[Best known for|well known for]] the song "Dr. Fauci", a gemmy and highly soy parody of the song "Mr Sandman"<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrXYLvA58Kk</ref>. | ||
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Dr. Fauci, don't forget me! | Dr. Fauci, don't forget me! | ||
== Dr. Faucet and Yos == | |||
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Dr. Faucet is Fauci's evil alter personality. His secret soyence experiment was to create yos, the anti-soy associated with nu-females to accelerate their decline and destroy the white race. However, one day, when synthesizing yos, Dr. Faucet accidentally took a sip and become YOSSIFIED. His mind convinced him he was Dr. Faucet, enjoyer of {{glow|DATA EXPUNGED}}. Now, he renounced yos due to seeing it's malicious effects on himself, but legend has it, you can re-synthesize it by following the guide in {{glow|CEASE YOUR INVESTIGATION}}. | |||
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Latest revision as of 16:55, 15 May 2024
Anthony Stephen Fauci (born December 24th, 1940) is the head United States Soyentist.
He is well known for the song "Dr. Fauci", a gemmy and highly soy parody of the song "Mr Sandman"[1].
De Lyrics
The lyrics are as follows:
Dr. Fauci
Give us vaccines
Help all the people who have been quarantined
We'll wear our masks and we'll have to stay distant
We'll wash our hands and we'll be more resistant!
Fauci! (Yes?)
Promise us, please!
We'll have a cure that can fight off this disease!
Restrictions will lift with some ease!
Dr. Fauci, don't forget me!
Dr. Faucet and Yos
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Dr. Faucet is Fauci's evil alter personality. His secret soyence experiment was to create yos, the anti-soy associated with nu-females to accelerate their decline and destroy the white race. However, one day, when synthesizing yos, Dr. Faucet accidentally took a sip and become YOSSIFIED. His mind convinced him he was Dr. Faucet, enjoyer of DATA EXPUNGED. Now, he renounced yos due to seeing it's malicious effects on himself, but legend has it, you can re-synthesize it by following the guide in CEASE YOUR INVESTIGATION.
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