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[[File:Thing vs thing, japan soyjak comic.jpg|thumb|{{quote|>OH MY HECKING WHOLESOME ORIENTAL CULTURINO JAPAN IS SO ADVANCED AND CULTURAL AND KINO I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE THIS IN MY ENTIRE LIFE! [[SUDE|SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE]]!}}]] | [[File:Thing vs thing, japan soyjak comic.jpg|thumb|{{quote|>OH MY HECKING WHOLESOME ORIENTAL CULTURINO JAPAN IS SO ADVANCED AND CULTURAL AND KINO I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE THIS IN MY ENTIRE LIFE! [[SUDE|SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE]]!}}]] | ||
'''Japan''' is an island country in East [[Asians|Asia]] that katana-wielding [[Soy Boy|soyboy]] weaboos love to obsess over. It is [[best known for]] for its [[Anime|satanic troonslop cartoons that depict little girls and homosexuality]] and for being a major producer of [[Coal|coal.]] It is a cyberpunk dystopia where the average man has to wageslave 24/7 while the average woman gets trafficked into the porn industry by gangsters at childbirth. | |||
Jap salarymen are overworked and stopped developing mentally at around 14<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-RF_IADRHs&t=330s (seriously? using sam hyde as a source? chuddies really do be stuck in 2016)</ref> so that's why they jerk off to [['p|child porn]] as a sexual release. | Jap salarymen are overworked and stopped developing mentally at around 14<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-RF_IADRHs&t=330s (seriously? using sam hyde as a source? chuddies really do be stuck in 2016)</ref> so that's why they jerk off to [['p|child porn]] as a sexual release. | ||
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Japan was founded at least 1000 years ago by some basement dwelling weaboo. | Japan was founded at least 1000 years ago by some basement dwelling weaboo. | ||
Nothing of note happened in Yapanese history until the mid 1930s when they [[Rapeson|raped a bunch of chinks]] and bombed Pearl Harbour, in response [[Amerimutt|america]] nuked them twice in the name of freedom (even tho nukes arent real<ref>they just arent ok?</ref>) for being le unwholesome heckin nazis, then the | Nothing of note happened in Yapanese history until the mid 1930s when they [[Rapeson|raped a bunch of chinks]] and bombed Pearl Harbour, in response [[Amerimutt|america]] nuked them twice in the name of freedom (even tho nukes arent real<ref>they just arent ok?</ref>) for being le unwholesome heckin nazis, then the japanese immediately surrended. The effects of the nuclear fallout are still felt today in the form of [[Anime|tranime.]] | ||
As of {{CURRENTYEAR}} Japs are facing extinction due to being [[incel]]s who can only fuck animu body pillows. [[File:ETBsoyjak.png|thumb|{{quote|>YOU. WILL. FUCK. THE. PILLOW}}]] | As of {{CURRENTYEAR}} Japs are facing extinction due to being [[incel]]s who can only fuck animu body pillows. [[File:ETBsoyjak.png|thumb|{{quote|>YOU. WILL. FUCK. THE. PILLOW}}]] | ||
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Japan is an island country in East Asia that katana-wielding soyboy weaboos love to obsess over. It is best known for for its satanic troonslop cartoons that depict little girls and homosexuality and for being a major producer of coal. It is a cyberpunk dystopia where the average man has to wageslave 24/7 while the average woman gets trafficked into the porn industry by gangsters at childbirth.
Jap salarymen are overworked and stopped developing mentally at around 14[1] so that's why they jerk off to child porn as a sexual release.
>japan le bad even though it is a hecking ethnostate and the japanese are hecking honorary aryans because erm hitler was like le trad or something and helped establish israel which is a good thing
History
Japan was founded at least 1000 years ago by some basement dwelling weaboo.
Nothing of note happened in Yapanese history until the mid 1930s when they raped a bunch of chinks and bombed Pearl Harbour, in response america nuked them twice in the name of freedom (even tho nukes arent real[2]) for being le unwholesome heckin nazis, then the japanese immediately surrended. The effects of the nuclear fallout are still felt today in the form of tranime.
As of 2024 Japs are facing extinction due to being incels who can only fuck animu body pillows.
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Thing :(
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A specimen.
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A victim of the tranime psyop. Every jap salaryman wants to be like this but they'd get disowned.
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References
- ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-RF_IADRHs&t=330s (seriously? using sam hyde as a source? chuddies really do be stuck in 2016)
- ↑ they just arent ok?
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