List of copypastas

This article is a list of soyjak-themed copypastas created by soyposters that have been sourced from 4chan and the 'party. The ‘aush ‘pasta is on the “List of 4chan bait” article

New Normal

>YOU WILL WEAR THE MASK
>YOU WILL SOCIALLY DISTANCE
>YOU WILL FOLLOW THE ARROWS
>YOU WILL CLAP FOR OUR HEALTH HEROES
>YOU WILL OBEY THE CURFEW
>YOU WILL STOP SEEING YOUR LOVED ONES
>YOU WILL REPORT DISSENTERS
>YOU WILL GIVE UP YOUR PRIVACY AND FREEDOM
>YOU WILL USE NEWSPEAK SUCH AS "COVIDIOT" AND "KAREN"
>YOU WILL EMBRACE MASS SURVEILLANCE ADVERTISED AS "TEST AND TRACE"
>YOU WILL TAKE THE TEST
>YOU WILL BE SODOMIZED, TO TEST FOR COVID-19
>YOU WILL SELF ISOLATE
>YOU WILL TAKE THE GENE MODIFYING "VACCINE"
>YOU WILL BE MARKED WITH THE DIGITAL "SMART TATTOO" MICROCHIP
>YOU WILL BE PLACED IN DEATH CAMPS IF YOU RESIST
>YOU WILL EMBRACE THE GREAT RESET, THE FORTH INDUSTRIAL REVOLUTION
>YOU WILL REJECT GOD
>YOU WILL LIVE IN THE SMART CITY
>YOU WILL LIVE IN THE POD
>YOU WILL EAT THE BUGS
>YOU WILL EAT THE SHIT CAPSULES
>YOU WILL DRINK THE COCKROACH "MILK"
>YOU WILL GIVE UP EVERYTHING YOU OWN
>YOU WILL RENT EVERYTHING, INCLUDING YOUR CLOTHES
>YOU WILL ONLY USE THE APPROVED PRODUCTS AND SERVICES PROVIDED BY FAGMAN
>YOU WILL ONLY BE ALLOWED SELF DRIVING ELECTRIC CARS
>YOU WILL EMBRACE THE CASHLESS SYSTEM
>YOU WILL TRADE IN CARBON CREDITS
>YOU WILL CONNECT WITH NEURALINK
>YOU WILL HAVE PROPAGANDA BEAMED INTO YOUR MIND, INCLUDING SISSY HYPNO
>YOU WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO LEAVE YOUR ASSIGNED QUARANTINE REGION
>YOU WILL EMBRACE OUR NEW WORLD ORDER
>YOU WILL ACCEPT THEIR VERSION OF HISTORY
>YOU WILL ACCEPT THE NEW NORMAL
>YOU WILL OWN NOTHING
>AND YOU WILL BE HAPPY.

Another New Normal Copypasta

>IN THESE UNCERTAIN TRYING TIMES DARK WINTER OF THE NEW NORMAL....
>AS CITIZENS (DECLARED OR UNDECLARED) OF THE GLOBAL VILLAGE YOU MUST COME TOGETHER AS ONE, BUT APART, AND BUILD BACK BETTER WITH SOME NEW EXTENDED LENGTH TEMPORARY GLOBAL RULES TO KICK START THE 4TH INDUSTRIAL REVOLUTION........
>YOU WILL WEAR THE NWO PROVIDED IOT COCK CAGE FOR YOUR PROTECTION
>YOU WILL DRINK THE RECYCLED PISS
>YOU WILL EAT THE BUGGIES
>YOU WILL EAT THE CRICKET BURGER
>YOU WILL DRINK THE COCKROACH MILK
>YOU WILL EAT THE MAGGOT CHIPS
>YOU. WILL. EAT. THE. BUGS.
>YOU WILL TAKE THE MANDATORY VACCINE
>YOU WILL WEAR THE MASK WHILE EATING
>YOU WILL WEAR THE MASK WHILE SLEEPING
>YOU WILL STAY 6FT APART FROM OTHERS EXCEPT FOR DURING YOUR CORPORATION APPROVED BLM RALLIES
>YOU WILL NOT REMEMBER DR SUESS
>YOU WILL NOT QUESTION OUR SCIENCE
>YOU WILL KNELL WHEN THE GEORGE FLOYD ANTHEM PLAYS
>YOU WILL GIVE PUBERTY BLOCKERS TO YOUR CHILDREN
>YOU WILL ACCEPT CORPORATION SET UN MIGRANT QUOTAS
>YOU WILL SOCIALLY DISTANCE
>YOU WILL DESTROY DR SUESS
>YOU WILL CLAP FOR OUR BLM HEALTH HEROES
>YOU WILL OBEY THE CURFEW
>YOU WILL STOP SEEING YOUR LOVED ONES
>YOU WILL REPORT DISSENTERS
>YOU WILL GIVE UP YOUR PRIVACY AND FREEDOM
>YOU WILL USE NEWSPEAK
>YOU WILL EMBRACE MASS SURVELLIENCE FOR YOUR SAFETY
>YOU WILL TAKE THE VMAT2 GENE KILLING MARK OF THE BEAST "VACCINE"
>YOU WILL BE PLACED IN DEATH CAMPS IF YOU RESIST
>YOU WILL RENT YOUR CLOTHES
>YOU WILL LIVE IN POD HOMES WITH YOUR VAXPASS™
>YOU WILL NOT TRAVEL WITHOUT YOUR YOUR VAXPASS™
>YOU WILL EMBRACE THE CASHLESS SYSTEM
>YOU WILL HAVE PROPAGANDA BEAMED INTO YOUR MIND
>YOU WILL ONLY ACCEPT OUR VERSION OF HISTORY
>YOU WILL ONLY READ PRE APPROVED CONTENT
>YOU WILL ONLY HEAR PRE APPROVED CONTENT
>YOU WILL ONLY SEE PRE APPROVED CONTENT
>YOU WILL ONLY THINK PRE APPROVED CONTENT
>YOU WILL NOT DREAM UNAPPROVED CONTENT
>YOU WILL WORSHIP OUR NEW WORLD ORDER ELECTRONIC GOD DEMIURGE
>YOU WILL ACCEPT THE NEW NORMAL
>YOU WILL OWN NOTHING AND YOU WILL BE HAPPY

Billy Mays

See: Billy Mays Copypasta

Schizo threads

What the actual *FUCK* is this thread? There used to be facilities built just to remove and house patients like this away from society, and even then most of those patients didn’t exhibit this kind of deluded and anti social behavior. Who or what the fuck even raised you people? This fucking website isn’t your mental daycare. You either have too much time on your hands in which case you need to meet and make friends, or you’re genuinely sick and need to meet and make friends with doctors. It’s frightening to even think you people are out there. Fuck off

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Jefre Cantu-Ledesma

See: Jefre Cantu-Ledesma#Copypastas

/qa/ lost

Trump lost
Hitler lost
The Nazis lost
Fascist Italy lost
Imperial Japan lost
/pol/ lost
/qa/ lost
The Tsarists lost
The Confederacy lost
Q was wrong
The capitol riots failed
Ashli Babbitt died like a bitch
Trump was not reinstated
Trump will be imprisoned for being a traitor
There will never be another Republican president ever again
Proud boys are being tortured in prison
Derek Chauvin was found guilty on all charges
Gavin Newsom was not recalled
Vaccines and masks work
The Right lost the culture war
Black Lives Matter
Trans movement has been a total success
Being transgender is more socially acceptable than you
You are being bred out
You are being phased out
You are being replaced
Your kind is on the way to extinction
The rate of suicide in the US is highest in middle-aged white men
You will forever be an example of what not to do to have a functional society
You will never have sex
You will die alone
:)

/qa/ Agility

The concept of a 'home board' is outdated. It's 2022 - the modern /qa/ poster is more agile than ever before and needs a more flexible posting approach to communicate ideas effectively. The confines of one single board can only stifle innovation and the free-flow of information.

Soy Tropes

See: Biblically Accurate Angels

Soy Tropes II

>The soldiers on Omaha beach died to use tough at the end of their sentences?? MANDELA EFFECT i thought it was for biblically-accurate basedjaks listening to so-bad-it's-good lofi hip hop Plastic Love like in my uncanny valley immersive sim lost media metroidvania-inspired mature animes with no Ludonarrative dissonance because it's almost as if, for less than the cost of a Big Mac, fries and a coke, you can vote with your wallet and buy techwear and asmr pc music in the liminal spaces at the same femboy hooters where john lennon used to beat his wife like an irl boss battle along with the other low-end karens and male manipulaters who gatekeeped and gaslit the /mu/core prequel memes that fact checked that part of neon evangelion where the pope existed in the cars universe during a fucking pandemic like how Ed Edd n Eddy took place in purgatory or how Yakuza John Wick literally made comfy trope threads that trusted the science saying that an inheritance is just your relatives dropping loot when they die, though[1][2][3][6][11][14][19][22][24][25][28][33][39]. Fuck Jim Morrison.

Die kike die

Samefag kike detected. Kill yourself, Samefag kike.
die kike die. DIE KIKE DIE. you're going to the gas chamber. you're going to the oven. the #Trump2020 reich will gas ALL KIKES. Trump is führer, Trump is GOD.
die kike die. DIE KIKE DIE. you're going to the gas chamber. you're going to the oven. the #Trump2020 reich will gas ALL KIKES. Trump is führer, Trump is GOD.
die kike die. DIE KIKE DIE. you're going to the gas chamber. you're going to the oven. the #Trump2020 reich will gas ALL KIKES. Trump is führer, Trump is GOD.
die kike die. DIE KIKE DIE. you're going to the gas chamber. you're going to the oven. the #Trump2020 reich will gas ALL KIKES. Trump is führer, Trump is GOD.
die kike die. DIE KIKE DIE. you're going to the gas chamber. you're going to the oven. the #Trump2020 reich will gas ALL KIKES. Trump is führer, Trump is GOD.
die kike die. DIE KIKE DIE. you're going to the gas chamber. you're going to the oven. the #Trump2020 reich will gas ALL KIKES. Trump is führer, Trump is GOD.
die kike die. DIE KIKE DIE. you're going to the gas chamber. you're going to the oven. the #Trump2020 reich will gas ALL KIKES. Trump is führer, Trump is GOD.
die kike die. DIE KIKE DIE. you're going to the gas chamber. you're going to the oven. the #Trump2020 reich will gas ALL KIKES. Trump is führer, Trump is GOD.
die kike die. DIE KIKE DIE. you're going to the gas chamber. you're going to the oven. the #Trump2020 reich will gas ALL KIKES. Trump is führer, Trump is GOD.
die kike die. DIE KIKE DIE. you're going to the gas chamber. you're going to the oven. the #Trump2020 reich will gas ALL KIKES. Trump is führer, Trump is GOD.

Die nigger die

die nigger die. DIE NIGGER DIE. you're going to the slave ship. you're going to the plantation. the #Trump2020 reich will kill ALL NIGGERS. Trump is führer, Trump is GOD. die nigger die. DIE NIGGER DIE. you're going to the slave ship. you're going to the plantation. the #Trump2020 reich will kill ALL NIGGERS. Trump is führer, Trump is GOD.

Nigger spotting

Another day out nigger spottin
Watch them niggers pick our cotton
Crack that whip and make em cry
Aint no slackin, done on time
Listen to the niggers rhyme
See a house girl, shes so fine
Make her strip down to her thong
This slave girls pussys mighty bomb
Get her pregnant with my kids
Punch her stomach with my fists
Celebrating on the farm
Ma is cooking up a storm
But sorry ma I might be late
Got a couple bucks to break
Head on out back to the field
Make em work hard for their meals
Feed em melon, chicken too
Starve em out if they refuse
Niggers tryna run a way
But those niggers better pray
Release the dogs, they hunt their prey
They eatin nigger for today

Hoping on the IRC

I'm hopping on the IRC right now. Expect this thread to be deleted (and 3 day bans for everyone) in a few minutes.

Just. Fuck. Off.

Just fuck off.

JUST.

FUCK.

OFF.

2 years of your immature unfunny shit. What does this add? Where's the interesting discussion? It's just pointless drivel that you show off to your fellow mouthbreathing middleschoolers

>HAAAHAAAA I QUOTE YOU AND ADD A FUNNY LE BALD GUY LOOK MOMMY

You know what? No. We're done. We're sick of your juvenile attempts of humor. We're sick of your obnoxious spam. WE'RE SICK OF YOUR SHIT.

You wanna act like a toddler? Fine I'll treat you like a toddler. You don't get to sit at the grownups table anymore. You're no longer part of the discussion. Maybe one day if you grow up and mature we'll give you a seat, but until then you're sitting at the kiddy table. Does little baby boy need a diapey? You seem to have trouble keeping your excrement contained since it spews out all over the site.

Go ahead soiquote me. You just prove me right, and deep down you know it. One day you'll look back on this period of your life with utter shame, and you'll find respect for me for trying to knock you out of your stupor.

Raiding

I don't think that is a good idea. /po/ is seriously one of (if not only) boards that still retains old 4chan culture. They do nothing wrong, don't deserve such malicious fate to be dragged into the chaos of soyjak spam. Spamming such boards only makes other anons brand us as underage assholes.

Even Though copypasta

Also see: Even though

>abortions bad even though it kills niggers
>niggers bad even though they shoot niggers
>spics bad even though they torture and kill spics
>koreans bad even though they hate china
>china bad even though they genocide muslims
>muslims bad even though they kill and hate jews
>jews bad even though they are trying to kill off the white race
>killing of white race bad even though it also means killing off white women
>white women bad even though they wash estrogen from pills down the drain
>estrogen in the water bad even though it makes boys into cute femboys
>femboys bad even though they reduce competition for women
>women bad even though they make trannies seethe
>trannies bad even though they kill themselves and they also make real women seethe
>women seething bad even though it upsets simps
>simps bad even though they re-distribute money in economy away from horny retards
>horny retards bad even though they are the only ones left making babies
>babies bad even though you can fuck them
>fucking babies bad even though world elites do it
>world elites bad even though they did 9/11
>9/11 bad even though it killed a lot of mutt goyim and justified country-wide surveillance
>surveillance bad even though a female agent can catch you jerking off which is hot
>jerking off bad even though it makes nofappers seethe
>nofappers bad even though it makes leftist degenerate trannies seethe
>leftists degenerates bad even though they will pay you to fuck their wife
>trannies bad even though without them no one would moderate 4chan
>4chan bad even though it makes losers waste their lives posting on it
>losers wasting their lives on 4chan bad even though it stops them from shooting up schools
>shooting up school bad even though you get to kill your bullies and a bunch of roasties
>roasties bad even though they're your only chance to lose virginity

TOP 10 SOY PROFESSIONS

TOP 10 MOST SOY PROFESSIONS

10.WAITER - YOU WILL WAIT 20 MINUTES FOR ME TO COME BACK TO THE TABLE BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO HAVE TO GIVE YOU THE FREE REFILL YOU'RE ENTITLED TO, I WILL MESS UP YOUR ORDER AND THEN CLAIM I COULDN'T HEAR YOU, YOU WILL GIVE ME A 20% TIP IN SPITE OF ME FUCKING EVERYTHING UP

9. HR WORKER- YOU WILL DO 2 HOURS OF PRELIMINARY HOMEWORK BEFORE YOUR INTERVIEW, YOU WILL ANSWER MY INANE QUESTIONS COMPLETELY UNREALATED TO THE JOB YOU ARE APPLYING FOR, YOU WILL NOT RECEIVE A REASON FOR YOUR REJECTION

8. PORN ARTIST - YOU WILL SUBSCRIBE TO MY PATREON, YOU WILL NOT SEND UNSOLICITED REQUESTS, YOU WILL NOT REDISTRIBUTE MY ART, I WILL NOT DRAW THAT FETISH ANYMORE BECAUSE IT HURTS MY REPUTATION

7. SENATOR - YOU WILL VOTE FOR ME, YOU WILL NOT VOTE FOR THE EVIL FASCIST NAZI IN THE OTHER PARTY, I WILL NOT ANSWER MY PHONE EVENT HOUGH YOU CALLED ME OVER 20 TIMES TO TALK ABOUT THE THE WATER SUPPLY

6. NURSE - YOU WILL NOT BRING MORE THAN 2 PEOPLE IN THE ROOM DURING YOUR GRANDMA'S DYING MOMENTS BECAUSE YOU MIGHT GIVE HER COVID, YOU WILL ATTEND YOUR YEARLY CHECKUP, YOU WILL TAKE THIS MEDICINE FOR YOUR EAR INFECTION INSTEAD OF LETTING IT HEAL NATURALLY

5.CAFETERIA JANITOR - YOU WILL THROW YOUR GARBAGE IN THE GARBAGE CAN, YOU WILL PUT THE TRAY ON THE PILE NEXT TO THE SINK, YOU WILL NOT LEAVE FOOD AT THE TABLE, YOU WILL NOT POUR WATER ON THE GROUND

4. DMV EMPLOYEE - YOU WILL LET ME TOUCH YOUR HAIR SO I CAN MOVE IT OFF OF YOUR FACE FOR THIS PHOTO, YOU WILL ONLY PAY ME WITH A CHECK OR MONEY ORDER, YOU WILL ONLY BE ALLOWED TO TOUCH YOUR TRANSMISSION 3 TIMES DURING THE PARALLEL PARKING PORTION OF YOUR DRIVER'S TEST, YOU WILL NOT BE ABLE TO SCHEDULE ANOTHER TEST FOR 3 MORE MONTHS

3. COLLEGE PROFESSOR - YOU WILL RESPECT MY WORK, YOU WILL NOT PLAGIARISE, YOU WILL GET THE CITATIONS ACCORDING TO SOME SUPER AUTISTIC FORMAT, TOUCHING A WOMAN'S SHOULDER IS SEXUAL HARRASMENT THEREFORE YOU WILL NOT DO THAT, YOU WILL NOT DARE EMAIL ME WITHOUT FOLLOWING THESE SPECIFIC CONDITIONS

2. BUSDRIVER - YOU WILL STAY IN YOUR ASSIGNED SEAT, YOU WILL GET OFF AT YOUR ASSIGNED STOP, YOU WILL NOT BRING FOOD ON THE BUS, YOU WILL NOT BLOK THE MIDDLE AISLE, YOU WILL CLOSE YOUR WINDOW BEFORE GETTING OFF

1. LIFEGUARD - YOU WILL NOT DIVE HERE, YOU WILL NOT JUMP BACKWARDS OFF THE DIVING BOARD OR DO FLIPS, YOU WILL NOT RIDE 5 PEOPLE DOWN THE WATERSLIDE IN A CONGA LINE, YOU WILL NOT ENGAGE IN HORSE PLAY

NOOO YOU CANT JUST DEMOLISH THE TWIN TOWERS

>NOOO YOU CANT JUST DEMOLISH THE TWIN TOWERS WITH THERMITE AND KILL 3000 AMERICAN GOYIM AND BLAME IT ON FAKE TERRORISTS AND INVADE AFGHANISTAN AND THEN KILL EVEN MORE HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF AMERICANS WITH OPIUM - THATS IMMORAL AND WRONGGGGGG!!! THATS LE BAD OK!!!!!!! NOT MY HECKIN TALL BOY STOCK TRADING TOWERS, GIVING ME A FRIGHTEN!! NOT MY FREAKIN DEAD AMERICAN 9/11 JUMPER MUTT GOYIM SUBHUMAN BEAST OF BURDEN ASBESTOS LUNG FIREFIGHTER LOWER THAN ANIMAL GOLEM LEMMING BARELY DESERVING OF CONSCIOUSNESS GODLESS CLAY MULLATO APOIDIC NIGGERS, NOT MY HECKIN EL MUTTARINOSSSSSSS!!!!!!!! ANYTHING BUT MY FAT NIGGER CATTLE AMERICAN FELLOW SACKS OF SHIT BEING GROUND INTO DUST AND RECYCLED INTO THE PAVEMENT AT GROUND ZERO FOR THE FURTHERMENT OF INTERNATIONAL JEWRY!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST EXPLOIT NIGGER CATTLE GOYIM SUBHUMANS

>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST EXPLOIT NIGGER CATTLE GOYIM SUBHUMANS PAYING THEM DIRT LOW WAGES AND WORKING THEM TO THE BONE NEARLY DRIVING TO SUICIDE ALL TO BUY YOURSELF A NICE MANSION AND A YACHT!!!!! THAT'S LE BAD AND IMMORAL!!!! YOU CAN'T JUST IMPORT MILLIONS OF RETARDED BROWN SUBHUMANS TO PLUMMET THE WAGES AND MANIPULATE HOUSE PRICES SO THAT EVERYONE REMAINS A RENTCUCK TILL THE END OF THEIR DAYS!!!! YOU CAN'T JUST OUTSOURCE JOBS TO SMELLY POOJEETS WORKING FOR 1$/HOUR IN INDIA AND AUTOMATE THE REST!!!!!! YOU CAN'T BRAINWASH DUMBFUCK MONGOLOIDS INTO CARING ONLY ABOUT THE CURRENT THING ALL THE WHILE MAKING THEM POORER AND UNHAPPIER AND ENRICHING YOURSELF!!!! THAT'S... THAT'S LE BAD!!!!!!!!! YOU CAN'T TURN SOULLESS GOYIM SUBHUMAN CATTLE NIGGERS BARELY DESERVING OF LIFE INTO OBESE UNHEALTHY GOLEMS ADDICTED TO PORNOGRAPHY SOCIAL MEDIA AND CORN SYRUP FAST FOOD WITH MICROPLASTICS AND TRANNY HORMONES!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU CAN'T JUST DUMP MILLIONS OF TONNS OF TOXIC POLLUTANTS INTO THE AIR AND WATER KILLING OFF ALL WILDLIFE AND CAUSING CLIMATE CHANGE AND THEN LOCK UP EVERYONE IN THE PODS AND FORCE THEM TO EAT BUGS BECAUSE OF IT!!!!!!!!!! YOU CAN'T JUST BRAINWASH WOMEN INTO BECOMING EGOMANIACAL WHORES ONLY SLEEPING WITH TOP 1% GIGACHADS, YOU CAN'T JUST TURN MOST OF MEN INTO LOSER INCELS READY TO BLOW UP SCHOOLS WITH OTHER CATTLE SUBHUMANS!!!!!!!!THAT'S LE EVIL!!!!!!!!!!

Total Nigger Death

Kill niggers. Behead niggers. Roundhouse kick a nigger into the concrete. Slam dunk a nigger baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy blacks. Defecate in a niggers food. Launch niggers into the sun. Stir fry niggers in a wok. Toss niggers into active volcanoes. Urinate into a niggers gas tank. Judo throw niggers into a wood chipper. Twist niggers heads off. Report niggers to the IRS. Karate chop niggers in half. Curb stomp pregnant black niggers. Trap niggers in quicksand. Crush niggers in the trash compactor. Liquefy niggers in a vat of acid. Eat niggers. Dissect niggers. Exterminate niggers in the gas chamber. Stomp nigger skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate niggers in the oven. Lobotomize niggers. Mandatory abortions for niggers. Grind nigger fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown niggers in fried chicken grease. Vaporize niggers with a ray gun. Kick old niggers down the stairs. Feed niggers to alligators. Slice niggers with a katana.

Total Nigger Life

Befriend niggers. Respect niggers. Roundhouse kick nigger friendships into existence. Slam dunk some healthy fruit and vegetables into nigger babys mouth. Love thy neighbour. Share some food with a nigger. Launch niggers into orbit as part of high-paying astronaut jobs. Treat niggers like human beings. Warn niggers not to fall into active volcanoes. Share life experiences with niggers. Watch TV and play video games with niggers. Invite niggers to parties. Report niggers to the Nobel foundation. Karate chop racial sterotypes in half. Give up your seat for pregnant black niggers. Free niggers from quicksand. Appreciate niggers. Observe black history month. Eat with niggers. Judge niggers by the content of their character. Dance with niggers with steel-toed boots. Cremate niggers in the oven, but only if their family didn't want them to be buried. Dignify niggers. Civil rights for niggers. Collect niggers garbage to put in the garbage disposal. Surgically reconstruct niggers with a ray gun. Help old niggers cross the road. Admire niggers. Slice racism with a katana.

THE RIGHT WING IS RISING IN THE WEST!?o

>THE RIGHT WING IS RISING IN THE WEST!?
>DEPLOY ASTOLFO
>DEPLOY FELIX FROM RE:ZERO
>INITIATE THE CAITLYN JENNER TRANSITION
>DESIGN THE TRANS FLAG AND SET UP 5,000 TWITTER ACCOUNTS TO PROMOTE IT
>INVENT NEOPRONOUNS
>INVENT THE TERM 'NEURODIVERGENT'
>INVENT PRIDE MONTH
>DEPLOY THE FALSE FLAG ORLANDO SHOOTING
>INVENT TRANSGENDER WEEK OF VISIBILITY
>FABRICATE TRANS MURDER STATISTICS
>ACTIVATE WIDESPREAD TRAP AND FEMBOY PORN
>ACTIVATE GERUDO LINK
>REGISTER THE DEGENERATE TRAP AND FEMBOY YOUTUBE CHANNELS
>MARKET THE IMPOSSIBLE WHOPPER
>EMBRACE THE IMPOSSIBLE WHOPPER MEMES
>PUSH ONIONS PRODUCTS
>PUSH THE PROGRAMMING SOCKS MEME
>SPREAD THE MADE UP "PROSTATE ORGASM" ARTICLES
>SUBLIMINALLY INSERT "BOIPUCCI", "BUSSY", AND "THRUSSY" INTO MAINSTREAM VOCABULARY
>KEEP THE PUBLIC ENGAGED WITH ENDLESS STORIES ABOUT TRANS PEOPLE IN BATHROOMS AND SPORT
>DO NOT STOP UNTIL EVERY WESTERNER IS A TRANNY, FEMBOY, TRAP, OR COOMER

Please stop posting Hanging Troonjak

Is anyone else actually offended / traumatized by the hanging troonjak meme? I’m actually transgender and have been transitioning since 2017. I’ve browsed 4chan since about 2015 and I really hate seeing the hanging troonjak meme because it highlights a lot of insecurities for me (such as a male face, stubble which I constantly have to shave, masculine facial structure)

Every time I see the hanging troonjak meme I have to go look at myself in the mirror and make sure that I don’t look like it. I hate to imagine myself as that caricature. Everyone on /lgbt/ (which is a hatebox if anything) says that I pass which is very nice and I’m happy that my transition has gone well for me.

The hanging troonjak meme also obviously depicts suicide. I have attempted suicide and been hospitalized for it many times, mainly because of gender dysphoria. When I see the hanging troonjak meme I am reminded of these attempts and it brings back traumatic flashbacks for me. I relive these bad times in my life.

The people that post the hanging troonjak meme also tend to post bad post-op pics. I had my bottom surgery in 2019 and have a fully functional neovagina, and after these last few years I rarely have to dilate it (the dilation at this point is mainly just done via sex with my boyfriend) but man I cannot explain how fucking excruciating the pain was for the first year. Absolutely unbearable. I had to get prescribed oxycodone just to be able to handle it. When these bad post op pics get posted it reminds me of this EXTREMELY painful time in my life, and brings about all the dysphoric thoughts I had back then (mainly shit like “OH THE MEMES WERE TRUE YOU’RE GONNA REGRET THIS FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE!!!” would go through my head 24/7 for the first year, but once it healed and I could have sex with it, these thoughts went away and I became extremely happy when I could have legitimate PIV sex with my boyfriend)

Can you guys please stop posting the hanging troonjak meme? It’s really offensive, and really triggering for MtF transgender people. I just want to be able to have fun and post soyjak memes on this website with you guys, because I love soyjak and have made a lot of soyjak memes and I upload them to the soybooru all the time, but I hate seeing the trannyjak edits. It’s so overused, it’s so spammed, and it’s not even funny. You could be posting GEMson but instead you post this stupid meme that depicts a caricature of trans people and makes fun of the extreme struggles that we go through when we make the transision. It’s not funny, it’s just cruel, sad, pathetic, and stupid. And it’s just posted by a by a bunch of incels who are trannies in denial in the first place. I call upon soyjak.party to stop posting hanging troonjak immediately!

And for your actions…

And for your actions, the faggots have committed an unforgivable crime. All faggots shall be removed from Europe and America. No one shall love them nor forgive them. Israel shall be destroyed. Africa shall be recolonized.

And everyone you love goes to hell forever and ceases to be. Along with you.

All that you hate happens. And all that you hate is good. All that you hate wins. And all that you hate is loved by all.

Every harm against you and your ancestors is blessed and good. All that you are is undone. And all you get is punishment.

All your love dies. All that you have is taken. And all that you love kills you.

#TRUMP #MAGA #MD2GA @POTUS #Q #WWG1WGA kill niggers kill kikes 1488 KKK swastika SIEG HEIL for the reich the #Trump2020 reich lynch niggers gas the kikes.

die kike die. DIE KIKE DIE. you're going to the gas chamber. you're going to the oven. the #Trump2020 reich will gas ALL KIKES. Trump is führer, Trump is GOD.

Trump won. Get over it. kill the cereanigger /a/ janitor. Trump won. Get over it. kill the miianigger /a/ janitor. Trump won. Get over it. kill the ryuukonigger /a/ janitor. Trump won. Get over it. kill the cereanigger /a/ janitor. Trump won. Get over it.

Kill Zelligtroons

Kill ongezellig posters. Behead ongezellig posters. Roundhouse kick a ongezellig spammer into the concrete. Slam dunk a ongezellig spammer nonexistent baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy dutch. Defecate in a ongezellig posters estrogen. Launch ongezellig posters into the sun. Stir fry ongezellig posters in a pan. Toss ongezellig posters into active volcanoes. Urinate into a ongezellig posters gas tank. Judo throw ongezellig posters into a wood chipper. Twist ongezellig posters heads off. Report ongezellig posters to the FBI. Karate chop ongezellig posters in half. Curb stomp fagpregnant dutch ongezellig posters. Trap ongezellig posters in bogs. Crush ongezellig posters in the trash compactor. Liquefy ongezellig posters in a vat of acid. Eat ongezellig posters for the healthy soy dose. Dissect ongezellig posters. Exterminate ongezellig posters in the gas chamber. Stomp ongezellig spammer skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate ongezellig posters in the oven. Lobotomize ongezellig posters. Mandatory abortions for the few fertile ongezellig posters. Grind ongezellig spammer nonexistent fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown ongezellig posters in fried soy milk. Vaporize ongezellig posters with a ray gun. Kick old ongezellig posters down the stairs. Feed ongezellig posters to the North Sea. Slice ongezellig posters with a longsword. I say this and look like this.

Fedschan

Soybaby shitcel sharty Libtards ruined /qa/. I miss in 2018 when me and the frog squad would come to /qa/ to make fun of Weab Mafia pedo cucks after laughing at soybaby libtards, Hiro even had the /r9k/ Pepe spinoff board. But then when falseflag incel Shartycucks raided /lgbt/, they blamed frogbros to the jannies and made Hiro delete /qa/. These immigrant Soybaby shartycels then subverted all of 4chan against frogs and then made it a cringe & bluepilled soycucky weab cattle Demonrat commie glowpot BBC support site. Fuck all soybabies and shartycucks and weabs.

Dude!

>DUDE i just LOVE the hustle and bustle of the big city, it’s so DYNAMIC and makes me feel like i’m in one of my favourite TV SHOWS. you should totally come on down to my studio apartment, it’s got EXPOSED RED BRICK walls and everything, we can crack open a nice hoppy ipa or three and get crazy watching some cartoons on adult swim! and dude, dude, DUDE, we have GOTTA go down to the barcade- listen here, right, it’s a BAR where us ADULTS who do ADULTING can go DRINK. BUT!!!! it’s also an ARCADE like when we were kids, so we can play awesome VIDEO GAMES, without dumb kids bothering us. speaking of which megan and i have finally decided to tie the knot- literally -we’re both getting snipped tomorrow at the hospital, that way we can save money to spent more on ourselves and our FURBABIES. i’m fuckin JACKED man, i’m gonna SLAM this craft beer and pop open another one!!!

We are legion

Heh, so I finally found your disgusting hiding grounds.... I expected the site to look better, but that's fine.

So, you think it's funny to raid 4chan, huh? You think it's funny to spam our boards with your filthy mspaint drawings of bald men with glasses??

You seem to forget that we are legion. We do not forgive. We do not forget. We are an underground society of cold ruthless brutal psychopaths that consume fucked up shit for breakfast.

We see an old lady getting shot, we laugh

We see a cat getting skinned alive, we laugh

We see a toddler hanged, we laugh

We see a woman raped and we demand more..

We are people who spend hours every day for YEARS numbing ourselves to all the fucked up shit.. And we enjoy it.. Our veterans have spent almost 2 decades on our site...

Now, do you REALLY think it is wise to mess with us? We ruined peoples' lives, doxxed them, changed the outcome of the fucking elections, and did racist shit... We fucking made "Hitler did nothing wrong" win as the new name for Mountain Dew... We took down anti-Trump flags... We used to raid games and form huge swastikas... AND WE FUCKING LAUGHED AT IT!

We have gathered massive collections of anime, katanas, manga, and so on, while you only continue to spam wojaks

Your little safespace of little babies that haven't been exposed to the internet won't last long... I'd feel bad for you, but it is what you deserve. If you continue raiding 4chan, you will feel the worst shitstorm of your fucking life, kiddos. Do NOT mess with 4chan ever fucking again. You are trying to trigger people that want to kill millions of liberals, homosexuals and kikes.. We are not afraid of you.. We will fucking bury you. We are the site that started all chans.. And we will be the site that will fuck you up.

Reconsider raiding us from now on, because the consequences will be fucking disastrous for you, "soyteens". You are messing with millions of weaponized autists and psychopaths.

Kek wills it

BBC Copypasta 1

C’MON HONEY PUSH! PUSH! YOU CAN DO THIS! I CAN’T WAIT TO SEE THAT BEAUTIFUL DUSKY FACE LOOKING AT ME!

C’MON LITTLE YAKUB! YES! YES! I CAN SEE IT! IT’S, IT’S

...

what

What?

WHAT. THE. LE. ACTUAL. FUCK.

*Smashes steamdeck running Darktide against wall in fit of anger*

THIS IS A WH*TE BABY! WHAT THE FUCK! YOU BITCH! YOU LYING FUCKING CUNT THIS IS A WH*TE BABY WHAT THE FUCK HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE YOU WERE ONLY SUPPOSED TO SLEEP WITH TYRONE!!!

YOU SCOOPED UP SOME OF MY CUM?! BECAUSE YOU WANTED A CHILD WITH THE M*N YOU LOVE? YOU JAN 6TH ALIKE NAZI ALT RIGHT INCEL CUNT!!!! I KNEW I SHOULD OF GOTTEN THAT VASECTOMY AT THE VAUSH CONVENTION!!! I THOUGHT IT WAS SUSPICIOUS THAT YOU ARGUED AGAINST IT BUT I FIGURED IT WAS FINE BECAUSE I NEVER HAD SEX WITH YOU!!! I NEVER THOUGHT YOU’D STAB ME IN THE BACK LIKE THIS!!!

WHAT DID I TELL YOU LAST YEAR AT VERMINTIDE FEST?? I'M THE MOD OF HECKING /r/antinatalism! HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO BE THE REVOLUTIONARY VANGUARD IF MY INCEL REACTIONARY CUNT WIFE POPPED A FUCKING LAUGHING BOUNCING WHITEOID CHUD NAZI INCEL BABY OUT OF HER CUNT!!!

OH MY SCIENCE, I’M RUINED!!! YOU’VE RUINED ME YOU STUPID TWAT!!! MY WIFE GAVE BIRTH TO A WHTE BABY!!! AND A BOY TOO!!! IF IT WAS A WHTE GIRL I COULD AT LEAST LOOK FORWARD TO GIVING HER UP TO TYRONE ONCE SHE STARTED MENSTRUATING BUT I CANT DO THAT WITH A WHTE BOY NOW CAN I??? IM GONNA BE THE LAUGHINGSTOCK OF THE KEKOLD COMMUNITY NOW!!! THEIR GONNA THINK IM A FUCKING NAZI RETHUGLICAN NOW!!! THIS IS THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE!!!

GIVE ME THAT NAZI WH*TE BABY RIGHT NOW IM GONNA BREAK ITS FUCKING NECK!!!! I’M GONNA SMASH THAT WH*TE FUCKING BABYS FUCKING SKULL UNDERNEATH MY MY RICK AND MORTY FLIPFLOPS!!!! GIVE IT TO ME YOU LYING NAZI CUNT OR ILL CUT YOU A NEW HOLE IN YOUR FUCKING THROAT!!! GIVE IT TO ME YOU BITCH GIVE IT GIVE IT GIVE IT!!!!! IN THE NAME OF JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL IT!

I'M GONNA BURY IT IN THIS NINTENDO LABO CARTBOARD RIGHT UNDER MY SHED

BBC Copypasta 2

HNGH YESSS TYRONE YESS YESSS FUCK MY HAIRY WET WARTY POZZED 43YO BOYCUNT YISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

O-OHHHHH IM GONNA CUM TYRONE I CAN FEEL YOUR BBC HIT MY PROSTATE HNGHHH AHH AHH AHHHHHHHHHH-

W-wait....

W-...

WHAT. THE. LE. FUCK

TYRONE WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!?!?!?!?!?! YOU WERE FUCKING MY DISGUSTING FUCKING POZZED PROLAPSED GAPED SHITTY ASSHOLE WITH A CONDOM ON?!?!!? BECAUSE YOU WERE TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE?!?!? BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T WANT TO GIVE ME EVEN MORE STDS?!?!?!?!?! WHATTTTTTTT THE FUCKCKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

ARE YOU FUCKING NUTS!?!?!! I HAD YOU NOT FUCK MY NAZI WHORE OF A WIFE FOR 2 ENTIRE DAYS SO YOU WOULD SAVE UP ENOUGH CUM TO PAINT MY FUCKING COLON WITH YOUR CUM!!!! WHAT WILL MY FELLOW MODERATORS OF r/Lgbteens AND r/femboy THINK OF ME NOW?!?!?! TYRONE THINK FOR ONE FUCKING SECOND YOU NIGGER!!!! I'M FUCKING RUINED!!! I WAS SUPPOSED TO TAKE YOUR HOT POZZLOAD UP MY HAIRY ASSHOLE AND POST IT ON r/GayBBC!!! FOR FUCKS SAKE!!!!!

TYRONE YOU STUPID FUCKING NIGGER BEAST LOWER-THAN-ANIMAL SUBHUMAN APE!!!!!! I'M GONNA SMASH YOUR FUCKING HEAD IN!!!!!! COME HERE!!!!! I'M GONNA FUCKING CHOKE YOU TO DEATH WITH THAT FUCKING CONDOM!!!!! I WILL CUT YOUR DICK OFF WITH A RUSTY DULL KNIFE AND FORCE YOU TO FUCKING EAT IT YOU TWAT!!!!! COME HERE YOU FUCKING NIGGER