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===The Frog Rain===
===The Frog Rain===
On September 26, [[The Frog Pond]] raided the sharty, mainly in /soy/ and /qa/. The frogs are able to catty-wipe /soy/ for hours, prompting jannies to range 'nish all frogniggers and wordfilter "The Frog Pond" to "The Frog Clitty". Soyteens would later retaliate by attempting to catty-wipe and stealing GETs on their website. From now on, the war still continue and perhaps could escalate even further.
On September 26, [[The Frog Pond]] raided the sharty, mainly in /soy/ and /qa/. The frogs are able to catty-wipe /soy/ for hours, prompting jannies to range 'nish all frogniggers and wordfilter "The Frog Pond" to "The Frog Clitty". Soyteens would later retaliate by attempting to catty-wipe and stealing GETs on their website. From now on, the war still continue and perhaps could escalate even further.
Also, forgot to mention that the [[Pepe]] page raid is going on


== [[Schizophrenia|Not History]] ==
== [[Schizophrenia|Not History]] ==

Revision as of 05:15, 30 September 2023

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Soyvil War 4
Date3 September 2023 - Ongoing
Location
soyjak.party, jakparty.soy (partially)
Result Ongoing
Belligerents

New Froot Order:

Frootists

Dollists (mostly)

Jannies

Flartsonposters (initially)[1]

Anti-Frootist Coalition:

J@rtycucks

Sootists

Link=Islam Muslims

Link=My little pony Bronies

Link=Cult of Chood Choodists

Zelligfags

Racebaiters

Big Stalling

Faggots:

The 'Cord

Thread Derailer-cord
The 'fe
Catjak forcers
Pedofurs

Booru faggots

Spammers and coalers
Froot[2]

"The Frog Pond"


Minor/Outside actors:

Assblasted 4channers

"Foodists" (suspected)
Commanders and leaders

Froot

Angeleno

Doll

Root
Indeterminate

Indeterminate

Feralteen and his unfunny Discord friends
Casualties and losses

Muslims and bronies banned from the sharty, innocent teens caught in the crossfire

The first Choodist thread is deleted


Doll's 'cord is leaked

/nate/ gets catty wiped by Choodists

  • Froot responds by filtering the word Chood to Max

Booru gets purged:

  • Catjak and other awful forced variants like Vorejak are wiped clean
  • Froot Floods the fucking site with Google Ads

Big Stalling gets fired for approving coal

Feralteen is permabanned (but terrorizes Angeleno in xis 'cord DMs and gets unbanned)

Wiki gets flooded by him and his buddies

Wiki gets snitched and goes down, 2nd great domain drop happens

Several threads[3] get derailed by the derailcord

'P is spammed on /soy/ by 4channers who got mad at the internet

Froot adds 4chan-style advertisements to the sparty

Soyvil War 4, also known as the Froot War or The Pitfall is a conflict that began around September 3rd, 2023 fought over those who support the current administration of Froot over soyjak.party, and those who do not.

History

Background

The seeds of the war began when Froot purchased the sharty from Doll and subsequently created the 50 Board Plan.

The Great Purge

Main article: The Great Purge

Starting on September 3rd, 2023, Froot initiated The Great Purge, banning anyone who posted on the boards /dawla/ and /mlp regardless of context, with /mlp/ posters being banned permanently. This was extremely controversial, and led some to flee to the jarty. The skirmish briefly raised the Jarty's PPH above the Sharty's, therefore it is to be considered a Jarty Win.

The Clone War

The Clone War refer to /zellig/ - /psy/ war with /psy/ backed with mainly anti-zelligers and /zellig/ backed by zelligers and froot in the round 4 elimination polls, September 7th, 2023. It is called The Clone War due to both sides extensively uses bots to boost each poll. Angeleno intervenes to delete all fraudulent votes which show a favor to /zellig/. However, a rogue mod decided to nuke /zellig/ in retaliation against zelligers.

The /qa/ & Squatter Question

Many 'teens are upset with the state of the worst board as the quality of said board is currently abysmal, serving as an enclave for bronies, furfags and an assortment of offsiters such as 'cuck immigrants and discord agents. Said "people" sometimes leak into /soy/ where they post vantablack coals or even brimstones most of the time.

Because of this, some shitflinging occurred. 'Teens attempted to cattywipe /qa/ many times, but failed as they were stopped by anti-spam filters and jannies who banned them en masse.[4] [ITS AGAINST DA ROOOLZ CHUD] Discussion - often devolving into online throwing of hands - happened as some 'teens thought the jannies were being overprotective.

It's worth noting those squatters don't just dwell in /qa/ but they're also attempting to colonize other slow boards./qa/ is just the biggest colony.

An example of an offsiter, likely coming from /vp/ or /trash/, doing a pathetic false-flag. The file was deleted, it was cropped pokemon porn. Here we see the tranny complaining about zelligfags, even doe they're annoying, he does not have the right to complain about them since he doesn't use soyjaks.party at all.

Choodist cattywipe of /nate/

On September 23rd 2023, a teen claiming to represent the Cult of Chood declared war on Froot and demanded that leadership over the site be handed over to them, or however the live action is roleplayed[5]/. Sometime after this, Choodists proceeded to catty wipe /nate/[6]. Froot responds by filtering the word "Chood" to "Max", referencing Doll's claim that Chood is Max.

The Frog Rain

On September 26, The Frog Pond raided the sharty, mainly in /soy/ and /qa/. The frogs are able to catty-wipe /soy/ for hours, prompting jannies to range 'nish all frogniggers and wordfilter "The Frog Pond" to "The Frog Clitty". Soyteens would later retaliate by attempting to catty-wipe and stealing GETs on their website. From now on, the war still continue and perhaps could escalate even further.

Also, forgot to mention that the Pepe page raid is going on

Not History


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The 15 Board Plan Fiasco

New admin Doot Has enetered the scene, creating 15 new boards like

  • /pingas/ - Snooping as usual i see
  • /zellig/ - Ongezellig
  • /plier/ - Markiplier

10 Days later, the boards are merged. Here's some examples:

And then 5 days later it created a vote, he also said that /zellig/ and /CUNNY/ are also going to be merged. I am DOOT And this is going to happen.

He also confirmed that a new forced meme is going to happen. He 'nished zelligposters on /qa/ for 1 DAY. ██████████████████████████gemthon███████████. He decided to make Catjak a bannable ('nish) offense on /soy/ and /r/.

See also

Citations