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Soyjak was born in San Francisco, California, in a polyamorous omnisexual household. Throughout his life, he always happily took whatever [[meds]] he was prescribed by [[Dr. Soyberg]]. He was fed processed, microwaved and frozen [[food]] with poor nutrition as a child, which is the reason he has fucked up hormones and is 5'1 (155 cm) in height today. | Soyjak was born in San Francisco, California, in a polyamorous omnisexual household. Throughout his life, he always happily took whatever [[meds]] he was prescribed by [[Dr. Soyberg]]. He was fed processed, microwaved and frozen [[food]] with poor nutrition as a child, which is the reason he has fucked up hormones and is 5'1 (155 cm) in height today. | ||
He still resides in California today, married to his wife, Megan - but only for the satisfaction of being able to watch his good friend, Tyrone Shaquan-Demichels fuck her 24/7. Together they had a mixed-race child named Malik Shaquan-Demichels whom Soyjak raises like a son of his own | |||
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*Transphobia | *Transphobia | ||
*People with negative Reddit karma | *People with negative Reddit karma | ||
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*Science deniers | *Science deniers | ||
*Science questioners | *Science questioners | ||
Revision as of 19:35, 19 August 2021
Soyjak, also known as Soyak, (in Swedish) Soyjack, Sojak, Soijak (due to the soy filter on 4chan) Basedjak, (due to the soy filter on 4chan) Onionsjak, Keyedjak, Soyboy Wojak or simply 'Jak is a high quality, well drawn edit of the classic Wojak meme as a Soy Boy. His characteristic features are his glasses, scraggly beard, and usually wide open mouth. The wide-mouthed expression he often has is known as the "Soylent Grin", and usually indicates that he is happy.
Early life
Soyjak was born in San Francisco, California, in a polyamorous omnisexual household. Throughout his life, he always happily took whatever meds he was prescribed by Dr. Soyberg. He was fed processed, microwaved and frozen food with poor nutrition as a child, which is the reason he has fucked up hormones and is 5'1 (155 cm) in height today.
He still resides in California today, married to his wife, Megan - but only for the satisfaction of being able to watch his good friend, Tyrone Shaquan-Demichels fuck her 24/7. Together they had a mixed-race child named Malik Shaquan-Demichels whom Soyjak raises like a son of his own
Likes
- Nintendo Switch, and Nintendo in general
- Meds
- BBC
- His good buddy and wife's personal bull, Tyrone
- Bugs
- Living in a pod
- Wearing masks
- Thanos memes
- Soylent
- The Science
- Fast food brands that support BLM
- Breakfast For Dinner
- Whatever the image poster doesn't like
Dislikes
- 4channel
- Chuds
- Bloodmouths
- Homemade meals
- Rural retards
- Shaving
- Transphobia
- People with negative Reddit karma
- Jumpscares
- Science deniers
- Science questioners
- Whatever the image poster likes
First known appearance
The original Soyjak (soyak.png) was first posted by an anonymous Swedish user of 4channel's /int/ board (swedish win btw). [1]
Other Soyjak variants
- Markiplier Soyjak
- Soyjak Trio
- Schizo Hallucination Soyjak
- Impish Soyak Ears
- Eat The Bugs Soyjak
- Thoughjak
