Froot

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Froot is a biological weapon created by the CIA and WHO to trick westerners into becoming vegan. After discovering Jesus, he broke free and began to live a normal life. In 1990 Doll and Froot used to date and Froot stole 8k from him, so in 2023 he used that money to buy the sharty. Despite this, Doll and Froot are still friends because Doll is a cuck. Subsequently, Froot formed the currently governing Soyumvirate with Doll and Angeleno. While Froot has overcame his evil globalist fed origins, it cannot be said whether or not he will be a force for good or evil on the sharty.

Artist depiction of Froot
Froot is a Josiecel?

Froot facts

  • He is in favor of TND (Yet doesn't allow in on /soy/)
  • He is anywhere between 20 and 47 years of age (even doe the post where he says that he is 47 is an obvious joke you 80 IQ nigger)
  • He is planning to kick all Kolyma influence from the site
  • He is planning to use the slight profits from selling 'jak plushies to pay the server costs
  • His favorite NAS is Thugposting
  • He doesn't hate Kuz
  • He doesn't hate /caca/posting and is in fact a /caca/poster himself
  • He hates Ongezellig and is planning to delete /qa/
  • His favorite Fishtank participant is Letty and he doesn't like Josie
  • He doesn't like Skibidi Toilet
  • He wants to add /cado/
  • He's going to get new jannies
  • He listens to nigger music but it's hecking ok because all the artists he listens to are white
  • He hasn't watched anime since 2014
  • His eye color is C20
  • He allegedly started browsing /qa//the sharty in late 2020/early 2021
  • His favorite soyjak variant is Impish Soyak Ears
  • His favorite soyjak is Cobson
  • He does not have STDs
  • His favorite sport is motorsport
  • He supports Russia, but only because (((Max))) said so
  • He doesn't think Max is a bad person
  • He is a diehard f1troon
  • He is planning to put ads on the site
  • He said that he owns 11 cars. One of them is a 2013 car, the rest are very old with them being dated between 1970-2000. Also six of them are French
  • He does not like ponies
  • He allegedly shot someone in Romania
  • He fucked a girl in Montpiler, meaning that he's not a virgin like 99% of us
  • He has a girlfriend that he is planning to marry
  • He doesn't have any sexual attraction towards children
  • He is a White European from a first-world country in Europe
  • He doesn't care about ban evading that much and has been banned from the site 8 times
  • He was named by "a random dude on discord" [1]
  • He uses Windows 10
  • He is Roman Catholic
  • He does not mind frogs
  • He likes the movie Parasite (2019)
  • He likes the show Breaking Bad
  • He likes the videogame Minecraft, as well as Rainbow Six (1998) ,Rainbow Six: Rogue Spear (1999), Rainbow Six 3: Raven Shield (2003), Ready Or Not, and Sven co-op
  • He heavily dislikes Muslims, Poles, and Soylita posters

All the facts just mentioned are sourced from the second citation. Feel free to read the entire archived thread that the citation links to and have Snopes factcheck the facts above in case troons try to vandalize the above list and add false facts.

The prophecy mentioned

According to old scriptures, "Froot" is not Admin 6 and will save the site. Why? peer-reviewed studies show that he actually loves soyjaks and wants to preserve soy culture.


  1. It just is, okay?
  2. https://archive.is/UxMLZ