Algorithm Sluts

(HOW HASNT THIS GOTTEN A TRVTHNVKE OR ATLEAST A TRVTH) Algorithm sluts are terminally online zoomers, mostly but not necessarily trannies, who watch youtube video essays over biblically accurate angels and liminal spaces. Their media consumption is controlled by multi-billion dollar conglomerates who make them take in the teenager equivalent of Elsagate slop. They think discord memes are the funniest shit and only know the sharty as the place where incomprehensible wojacks come from. They are the brimstone killing the sharty.

>I ❤️ being terminally online
Average soyjak.party user

List of things algorithm sluts like

• Biblically accurate angels
• MyHouse.wad (even doe doom is gemmy and acts of creativity should be looked apon as good, especially if it's free (unless of couse its made by a massive tranny))
• dopamine detox (even doe that's an anti consumerist thing and whoever added it here is an algorithm slut himself)
• soul vs soulless
• drum and bass
• idubbbz
• pizza tower
• ai.sponge
• chainsaw man
• Deltarune
• demon slayer
• Me when I lie on the internet
• lolicon
• The Amazing Nigger Circus
• that weird incest game that keeps getting shilled on the 'sharty
• I'm not your therapist
• my guy
• problematic shippers
• safe edgy starter pack
• X taking Ls/Ws
• voice acting memes
• IFunny gif captions
• the plural is vinyl not vinyls
• POV: X when they Y
• none of these words are in the bible
• turn-of-the-millennium aesthetics
• PNGtubers
• gameplay loop
• Rick and morty
• earthbound inspired RPG
• it's called being a decent human being
• it's almost as if
• PS5 exclusives
• likable characters
• capybara
• it's ok to watch cartoons as an adult (dont forget that they tend to be groomers doe...)
• hyperpop
• phonk
• ted kaczynski (this one is especially funny since they are the definition of goycattle)
• they're my literally me character
• dommy mommy
• ice spice
• pixel art looks better on CRT
• PSX graphics
• "petite bourgeois"
• stimming
• frutiger aero (Fuhrer ARYAN doe)
• my brother in christ
• hazbin hotel
• spoopy season
• speculative evolution
• jreg
• source games
• indie games
• Jerma985
• non-euclidean videogames
• logo simplification
• thank you for changing my life
• BUY HER GAME!
• countryballs
• Ketchup week
• burn local
• lost media
• youtube shorts
• having a normal one (what is this even supposed to mean? who added this doe..)
• serotonin
• Quirky cat videos
• comfort characters
• edutainment
• video essays (ICE BERG ABOUT RANDOM GOY GAME)
• iceberg charts
• analog horror
• psychological horror
• cropped rule34 ""memes""
• "dommy mommy"
• "femboys"
• twitter trends
• BBC porn
• LOUD STREAMERS SCREAMING ABOUT ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!!!!!!!!
• White people be like
• >MUH [X minority here] REPRESENTATION!!!!!!!
• Peter Griffin/Tony Stark explains the most obvious joke ever.
• [X character] explains something completely mundane
• Based Niggers
• south park
• reddit (emkay and other redditgoy channels)
• atheism
• ultrakill
• undertale
• boykisser (pedophile dogwhistle by the wae... OH AND DONT FORGET THAT THE PEOPLE WHO LIKE IT ARE EITHER PEDOS OR GROOMED KIDS)
• (insert current meme here)
• >BRO BLUD :SKULL: SKULL; :100: :JOY: this is how they talk or something and they always change the way they talk
• tiktok or insta reels (BTW DONT ASK HOW I KNOW THESE... OKAY?!)

See also

• Zoomer Derangement Syndrome
• Autism