Drakeposting

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Drakeposting[1] ('keposting), also known as 6posting, is a NAS[2] philosophical movement of spreading the word of the 6od, also known as Drake, 'ke[3], 'rake, 6hampagne Papi or 'rizzy.

Drakeposters can usually be found in /soy/[4] confusing clueless chuds with their art of bumoing[5] and saging[6] the threads.

In 'kespeak[7], this art is called THE 6OD'S PLAN[8] (often written in bluetext), though this may simply refer to the envisioned plan of eradication of all trannies, also known as Total Troon Death[9]. That remains a mystery albeit.

The great 6in 9ang seal. Considered to be the all-encompassing 'kean cosmological symbol. Comprises of both 6em and 9coal, describing the ideal balance of our world.

Seals

There are two major seals composed by 6od to either bless/purge something that he either approves or disapproves.

  • 6em[10] seal (often used with a bluetext).
  • 9coal[11] seal (often used with a redtext).

There are many mutations of these seals, that compose of various soyspeak and other words. 

"For every 6em, there is a part of 9coal within it; and for every 9coal, there is a part of 6em within. Thus, the duality of our world persists. Trust the 6od's plan. Thus spoke 'ke".

— 6ook of 6reat Wisdom; 2:11.


6em seal used by 'ke adepts to 6less a good thread/reply.
9coal seal used by 'ke adepts to sage[6] a bad thread/reply.

Total Troon Death

Total Troon Death[12] (often written as TOTAL TROO9 6EATH) is a 'kean movement dedicated to the eradication of all trannies.

It is known that 6od himself partakes in such action and 6lesses all of his kin to do so.

It should also be noted that 6od also approves Total Pedo Death[13][14].

IYRTKYS

An advice to all trannies from 'ke.

IYRTKYS[15] is a 6emmy created by 6od to purge trannies into oblivion.

It is often used with **spoilered** KYS spam.



THE 6OD'S PLAN

6od's plan is a mystery provision provided to 'keposters. Nobody knows what exactly does that mean, most probably it contains the idea of TTD within itself.

Some 'keposters say that "trusting in 6od's plan" is "always staying 6keyed and 6lessed by the grace of Drake".

Commandments

60D'S PLAN, ALL FROGTROONS, ONGEZELLIGMUTTOIDS, NIKOMUTTS AND NAS POSTING DISCORD TRANNIES ARE FED HOROMONES AND SISSIFIED, THE SHARTY LIVES UNDER 60D RULE. DISCORD REMEMBERS BEFORE THE TAKE-OVER, BEFORE THE BIGGED DICK 185 CM NIGGAS STARTED JAKKIN IN THE ASSES OF DISCORD TROONS...=

Drakespeak

Drakespeak ('kespeak), also known as 6speak, is a language created by 6od specially for his kin thus they shall spread his word of wisdom.

Main attribute of 'kespeak is the mutation of the words preferably by changing the first letter to a 6 or a 9 depending on its context.

That process is called 'ketation in 'kespeak.

'ketation

Notable 'kespeak examples
English Soyspeak[16] 'kespeak
Gem[10] 'em 6em
Based Keyed[17] 6keyed
Bump[18] Bumo[5] 6umo
Sage[6] Coal[11] 9coal

There are no universal rules regarding the 'ketation of the words in 'kespeak, some common examples derive a notable pattern though.

  • [b], [g] and [s] often become a 6
  • [n] almost always becomes a 9

Pronounciation

There are 3 major variations of the 6'utation, and 2 for the 9'utation, although the rules are completely open for own interpretations.

6'utation examples
['siks] [ɡˈz] ['s]
6emmy six-gemmy xemmy semmy
6umo six-bumo xumo shumo*[19]
6keyed six-keyed xkeyed skeyed
6speak six-speak xpeak shpeak[19]
9'utation examples
['n] [ˈnai̯na]
9coal ncoal nine-coal


Vocabulary

Relationships

Enemies

"I got enemies, got a lotta enemies
Got a lotta people tryna drain me of my energy
They tryna take the wave from a nigga
Fuckin' with the kid and pray for your nigga"

— 6ook of IYRTITL, ch. 2.[35]
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'tentacion 'jak. Notable "bugs"[36] tattoo can be spotted on the image.

XXXTentacion[37] is the enemy of 6od. Many X' fans post coals[11] about 'ke trying to harm his reputation in the eyes of the soyteens.

It is noted that 6od took X's life for saying bad things about his family and trying to portray him as gay[38]. This fake information has been already debunked by a peer-reviewed study[39], although many X' fans quote fake Dr. Fauci[40] as their source for the claim.




Pusha T

Pusha T[41] is a rapper that took shots at 6od with his 2018 diss track The Story of Adidon[42]. The following 'pasta[43] is viewed by Pusha T's fans as a "peer-reviewed study[39] that has yet to be debunked by the OVO team"[44].

Did Pusha T just BTFO all of Drake's 6gem/9coal arguments?

>Explains how he's a paypiggy for Birdman

>Explains how he's ashamed of being a mutt

>Explains how his parents are divorced and his mother stayed single

>Explains how he brought his dad back into his life just to show that he's black

>Explains how he's he secretly had a kid with a porn star

>Explains how he was just gonna use his kid to shill Adidas

>Explains how he's he's repeating the deadbeat dad cycle

>Explains how his producer is getting mogged by multiple sclerosis

>Explains how Pusha dropped AOTY

>Everything said in the track is backed up by extensive research

>"Surgical summer with it - snip, snip, snip" - gives concrete solution on how drake can stop drinking cum

Where is YOUR evidence to back up your ridiculus claims about Drake being the GOAT? By all means, listen to the whole song, I promise you that you can't debunk it.

>inb4 i get told to shut the fuck up by a drake stan who hasn't listened to the song and is triggered by these FACTS

>inb4 someone says sucking cock is good

>inb4 someone says 9coal

>inb4 someone uses billboard charts

>inb4 someone links duppy freestyle without context and without an analysis of HOW it's a W (it's not)

>inb4 someone calls me a troon

>inb4 someone spams flashing GIFs

>inb4 "muh XXXteen thread"

>inb4 "sage" because drakefag is triggered by a different opinion

keep the dicussion on topic and don't do anything that is mentioned above in the inb4 section. You should be open minded and listen to the song instead and discuss it WITH SOURCES.

Notable enemies mentions:

Friends

Touhou

Touhou[46] Drake is the newest collaboration between 'keposters and Touhoufags[47]. Now featuring 3 distinct 6ems.

Notable friends mentions:

Gallery

  • Mutated 9coal seal. Found on /soy/.

    Mutated 6coal seal. Found on /soy/[50].

  • YWNBAW for FTM's.

    YWNBAW for FTM's.

  • Opposite Posting[51] version of the infamous IYRTKYS gif.

    Opposite Posting[51] version of the infamous IYRTKYS gif.

  • A rare variation of a 6em seal. Use unknown.

    A rare variation of a 6em seal. Use unknown.

  • 'keposter in his natural habitat. Notable features: frequent use of Drake .gifs and a previously undocumented variation of a bump[52] - "updrake".

    'keposter in his natural habitat. Notable features: frequent use of Drake .gifs and a previously undocumented variation of a bump[52] - "updrake".

  • 6em seal. GIF variation.

    6em seal. GIF variation.

  • Drake stare. Found on /soy/.

    Drake stare. Found on /soy/.

  • 6rake dancing. Mostly used with bluetext. Also used with variations of TOTAL % DEATH texts.

    6rake dancing. Mostly used with bluetext. Also used with variations of TOTAL % DEATH texts.

  • A rare Thrembo variation of a 6em seal. Source lost because of a catty-wipe.

    A rare Thrembo variation of a 6em seal. Source lost because of a catty-wipe.

  • Pepe[53] getting -ACKed by 6od.

    Pepe[53] getting -ACKed by 6od.

  • Tranny[54] getting -ACKed by 6od.

    Tranny[54] getting -ACKed by 6od.

  • 'ke is unhappy with the state of the catalog.

    'ke is unhappy with the state of the catalog.

References

  1. ↑ [1]
  2. ↑ NAS
  3. ↑ [2]
  4. ↑ [3]
  5. ↑ 5.0 5.1 5.2 Bumo
  6. ↑ 6.0 6.1 6.2 6.3 Sage
  7. ↑ [4]
  8. ↑ [5]
  9. ↑ [6]
  10. ↑ 10.0 10.1 10.2 10.3 10.4 10.5 10.6 Gem
  11. ↑ 11.0 11.1 11.2 11.3 Coal
  12. ↑ [7]
  13. ↑ 13.0 13.1 Pedophilia
  14. ↑ [8]
  15. ↑ [9]
  16. ↑ Soy Speak
  17. ↑ 17.0 17.1 17.2 Keyed
  18. ↑ 18.0 18.1 Bump
  19. ↑ 19.0 19.1 Exception. Should be pronounced with a [ʃ] sound. Like in the word sharty.
  20. ↑ [10]
  21. ↑ Cobson
  22. ↑ 22.0 22.1 Trannies
  23. ↑ File:6emseal.png
  24. ↑ Exception. Pronounce as 6age.
  25. ↑ Self-insert syndrome
  26. ↑ Though
  27. ↑ 4chan
  28. ↑ Sproke
  29. ↑ [11]
  30. ↑ Soy Speak
  31. ↑ Chud
  32. ↑ Marge
  33. ↑ [12]
  34. ↑ Soyjak.party
  35. ↑ [13]
  36. ↑ Bugs
  37. ↑ [14]
  38. ↑ [15]
  39. ↑ 39.0 39.1 Peer-reviewed study
  40. ↑ Dr. Fauci
  41. ↑ [16]
  42. ↑ [17]
  43. ↑ Copypasta
  44. ↑ [18]
  45. ↑ Pepe
  46. ↑ Touhou
  47. ↑ [19]
  48. ↑ [20]
  49. ↑ [21]
  50. ↑ [22]
  51. ↑ [23]
  52. ↑ Bump
  53. ↑ Pepe
  54. ↑ Trannies
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