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The '''Gem/Coal rating system''' is a secretly coded system in which soyjaks are classified as [[gem]], [[coal]], or one of [[List_of_soyjak.party_slang#"Good"_and_"bad"_slang|dozens of related terms]]. To outsiders with no knowledge of [[soylore]], these appear to be innocuous terms that simply describe the quality of a 'jak. However, each carries a specific racially charged meaning, with 'gem' being Aryan, 'coal' being niggerish, and all the other terms having their own nuanced meanings that emphasize a particular race's inferiority or superiority. These terms are considered a classic sharty [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dog_whistle_(politics) dog whistle] that outs anyone who fails to grasp their deeper meaning as a [[nusoy]] or libtard infiltrator.
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The '''Gem/Coal rating system''' is a secretly coded system in which [[soyjaks]] are classified as [[gem]], [[coal]], or one of [[List_of_soyjak.party_slang#"Good"_and_"bad"_slang|dozens of related terms]]. To outsiders with no knowledge of [[soylore]], these appear to be innocuous terms that simply describe the quality of a 'jak. However, each rating category encompasses [[Shit Nobody Cares About|deep philosophical and sociological thought and study]] that only the [[Schizophrenia|smartest members]] of civilization can comprehend.


==Origin==
==Origin==
The system originated on soyjak.party's hidden /trump/ board in response to BBC spam during the 2020 presidential elections. Mods had recently switched off the captcha, which was exploited by a notorious Australian shitposter known derisively as ''auscoaler''. He went on a rampage, spamming BBC spadejaks and interracial cuckold porn in every thread. Users began referring to his 'jaks as ''coal'', in reference to the [https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/coal_burner coalburner] meme which derides female race traitors. Jannies had cleaned up his mess by the next morning, but jakkers continued using 'coal' to refer to awful, nigger-like soyjaks, and the word stuck. Soon after, people adopted 'gem' as the natural opposite of coal to describe Hyperborean/Aryan-like 'jaks, given the material's brilliant, white, sparkling qualities, much like the skin of a White man. This then blossomed into a full system that uses a wide variety of minerals and materials to describe various racial stereotypes, whether they be niggardly or Hyperborean; keyed or locked; trumped or hillaryed.
The text below is fake news, gem had been used on [[Qa/|/qa/]] prior to the sharty, even in the thread where soot announced it's launch: https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/3484141/
 
The system originated on [[soyjak.party]]'s hidden /trump/ board in response to BBC spam during the 2020 presidential elections. Mods had recently switched off the captcha, which was exploited by a notorious Australian shitposter known derisively as ''auscoaler''. He went on a rampage, spamming BBC spadejaks and interracial cuckold porn in every thread. Users began referring to his 'jaks as ''coal'', in reference to the [https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/coal_burner coalburner] meme which derides female race traitors. Jannies had cleaned up his mess by the next morning, but jakkers continued using 'coal' to refer to awful soyjaks, and the word stuck. Soon after, people adopted 'gem' as the natural opposite of coal, given the material's brilliant, white, sparkling qualities. This then blossomed into a full system that uses a very wide variety of minerals and materials to describe various rankings.


==Main Ratings==
==Main Ratings==
These are the most commonly used ratings, ordered from gemmiest to coaliest:
These are the most commonly used ratings, ordered from gemmiest to coaliest:
* '''[[:Category:Gemeralds|Gemerald]]''' - A 'jak displaying the most exemplary Ubermensch qualities, as if it were crafted by the Führer himself.
* '''[[:Category:Gemeralds|Gemerald]]''' - A 'jak displaying the most exemplary qualities. Will likely make history. Typically refers to a video or adventure thread.
* '''[[:Category:Gems|Gem]]''' - A superior 'jak that embodies Aryan thought and philosophy; one that was clearly made by strong white hands.
* '''[[:Category:Gems|Gem]]''' - A superior 'jak. Good quality and memorable.
* '''[[Carbon]]''' - A neutral term that describes 'jaks that are neither good nor bad. This connotes the 'lesser' races of Europe, such as Slavs and Mediterraneans.
* '''[[Carbon]]''' - A neutral term that describes 'jaks that are neither good nor bad. Equally as forgettable as dust.
* '''[[:Category:Coal Articles|Coal]]''' - A 'jak that smells like a turd shat out by a filthy nigger monkey.
* '''[[Coal]]''' - Used for otherwise bad or poorly made 'jaks. Coal 'jaks still have a SOVL and a few redeeming qualities nevertheless. [[Fact|Your first soyjak edit fits into this classification.]]
* '''[[:Category:Niggerhell|Brimstone]]''' - the darkest, blackest, niggerest coal to every curse the sharty, like a jigaboo porch monkey straight from the bowels of Sub-Saharan Africa.
* '''[[:Category:Niggerlimbo|Dust]]''' - Anemic coal. Has no SOVL or any redeeming qualities and will be lost in the sands of time, as a completely irrelevant post. Accounts for most [[twitter]]jaks and [[Self-insert syndrome|Neutralplier blogposting threads.]]
* '''[[:Category:Niggerlimbo|Dust]]''' - A 'jak that appears to have been crafted by a kike infiltrator. 'dust' refers to a Jew's remains after they have been sent to the gas chamber.
* '''[[Vantablack]] -''' Blacker, dustier than coal. Truly awful soyjaks are worth deserving of this title, such as all the [[Poopson|false poopsons]], irrelevant [[SoyBooru]] country-war edits, [[Slopjaks]], etc.  Vantablack posts still have more SOVL than dust, however.
* '''[[Vantablack]] -''' blacker than coal, the darkest of everything.
* '''[[:Category:Niggerhell|Brimstone]]''' - The darkest, blackest coal to ever curse the sharty. Normally refers to [[Forced memes|forced shit]], [[NAS]], porn, gore or [[tranny]]slop no sane human being enjoys.
* ''' [[Antimatter]] -''' Coal of Coals, Brimstone of Brimstones. [[Poopson|The coal that will kill the 'party.]]


==Secondary Ratings==
==Secondary Ratings==
* '''Mustard''' - An Asian, in reference to their stereotypical skin color. Is generally used positively; e.g. Japanese are considered 'honorary mustard'.
* '''Mustard''' - Used objectively, usually as an alternative to coal
* '''Ketchup''' - Native American; can be used either positively or negatively.
* '''Ketchup''' - Used objectively, usually as an alternative to gem
* '''[[Template:Gold|Gold]] -''' Superior to Iron. Refers to Hyperborean, aesthetic element in the product.
* '''[[Template:Gold|Gold]] -''' Superior to Iron.
* '''[[:Category:Iron|Iron]]''' - Calls to mind the prototypical Aryan/Indo-European race in their homeland of the Pontic–Caspian steppe.
* '''[[:Category:Iron|Iron]]''' - Below gold.
* '''[[Rust]]''' - Beaner.
* '''[[Rust]]''' - Lower than Iron but can become iron with treatment. [[Kuz]] used this term a lot.
* '''Cem/geal/goal/coam''' - A mixture of gem and coal. Like a mixed-race person, this portrays qualities of both its greater and lesser components.
* '''Cem/geal/goal/coam''' - A mixture of gem and coal. This portrays qualities of both its greater and lesser components. For example,"Coal with gemmy qualities".
* '''Filled/Empty''' - Used by the [[Jarboy|Cult of Jarboy]] as alternatives for gem/coal respectively.
 
==See also==
*[[Gem]]
*[[Coal]]
*[[The Gem That Saved The Sharty]]
*[[The coal that destroyed the sharty]]
*[[The Cancer That Is Killing /soy/]]
*[[Rules Of The Party]]

Latest revision as of 13:25, 12 February 2024

The Gem/Coal rating system is a secretly coded system in which soyjaks are classified as gem, coal, or one of dozens of related terms. To outsiders with no knowledge of soylore, these appear to be innocuous terms that simply describe the quality of a 'jak. However, each rating category encompasses deep philosophical and sociological thought and study that only the smartest members of civilization can comprehend.

Origin

The text below is fake news, gem had been used on /qa/ prior to the sharty, even in the thread where soot announced it's launch: https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/3484141/

The system originated on soyjak.party's hidden /trump/ board in response to BBC spam during the 2020 presidential elections. Mods had recently switched off the captcha, which was exploited by a notorious Australian shitposter known derisively as auscoaler. He went on a rampage, spamming BBC spadejaks and interracial cuckold porn in every thread. Users began referring to his 'jaks as coal, in reference to the coalburner meme which derides female race traitors. Jannies had cleaned up his mess by the next morning, but jakkers continued using 'coal' to refer to awful soyjaks, and the word stuck. Soon after, people adopted 'gem' as the natural opposite of coal, given the material's brilliant, white, sparkling qualities. This then blossomed into a full system that uses a very wide variety of minerals and materials to describe various rankings.

Main Ratings

These are the most commonly used ratings, ordered from gemmiest to coaliest:

Secondary Ratings

  • Mustard - Used objectively, usually as an alternative to coal
  • Ketchup - Used objectively, usually as an alternative to gem
  • Gold - Superior to Iron.
  • Iron - Below gold.
  • Rust - Lower than Iron but can become iron with treatment. Kuz used this term a lot.
  • Cem/geal/goal/coam - A mixture of gem and coal. This portrays qualities of both its greater and lesser components. For example,"Coal with gemmy qualities".
  • Filled/Empty - Used by the Cult of Jarboy as alternatives for gem/coal respectively.

See also

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