List of copypastas
This article is a list of soyjak-themed or more broadly 'sharty culture copypastas created by soyposters that have been sourced from 4chan and the 'party. The ‘aush ‘pasta is on the “List of 4chan bait” article
New Normal
>YOU WILL WEAR THE MASK
>YOU WILL SOCIALLY DISTANCE
>YOU WILL FOLLOW THE ARROWS
>YOU WILL CLAP FOR OUR HEALTH HEROES
>YOU WILL OBEY THE CURFEW
>YOU WILL STOP SEEING YOUR LOVED ONES
>YOU WILL REPORT DISSENTERS
>YOU WILL GIVE UP YOUR PRIVACY AND FREEDOM
>YOU WILL USE NEWSPEAK SUCH AS "COVIDIOT" AND "KAREN"
>YOU WILL EMBRACE MASS SURVEILLANCE ADVERTISED AS "TEST AND TRACE"
>YOU WILL TAKE THE TEST
>YOU WILL BE SODOMIZED, TO TEST FOR COVID-19
>YOU WILL SELF ISOLATE
>YOU WILL TAKE THE GENE MODIFYING "VACCINE"
>YOU WILL BE MARKED WITH THE DIGITAL "SMART TATTOO" MICROCHIP
>YOU WILL BE PLACED IN DEATH CAMPS IF YOU RESIST
>YOU WILL EMBRACE THE GREAT RESET, THE FORTH INDUSTRIAL REVOLUTION
>YOU WILL REJECT GOD
>YOU WILL LIVE IN THE SMART CITY
>YOU WILL LIVE IN THE POD
>YOU WILL EAT THE BUGS
>YOU WILL EAT THE SHIT CAPSULES
>YOU WILL DRINK THE COCKROACH "MILK"
>YOU WILL GIVE UP EVERYTHING YOU OWN
>YOU WILL RENT EVERYTHING, INCLUDING YOUR CLOTHES
>YOU WILL ONLY USE THE APPROVED PRODUCTS AND SERVICES PROVIDED BY FAGMAN
>YOU WILL ONLY BE ALLOWED SELF DRIVING ELECTRIC CARS
>YOU WILL EMBRACE THE CASHLESS SYSTEM
>YOU WILL TRADE IN CARBON CREDITS
>YOU WILL CONNECT WITH NEURALINK
>YOU WILL HAVE PROPAGANDA BEAMED INTO YOUR MIND, INCLUDING SISSY HYPNO
>YOU WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO LEAVE YOUR ASSIGNED QUARANTINE REGION
>YOU WILL EMBRACE OUR NEW WORLD ORDER
>YOU WILL ACCEPT THEIR VERSION OF HISTORY
>YOU WILL ACCEPT THE NEW NORMAL
>YOU WILL OWN NOTHING
>AND YOU WILL BE HAPPY.
Another New Normal Copypasta
>IN THESE UNCERTAIN TRYING TIMES DARK WINTER OF THE NEW NORMAL....
>AS CITIZENS (DECLARED OR UNDECLARED) OF THE GLOBAL VILLAGE YOU MUST COME TOGETHER AS ONE, BUT APART, AND BUILD BACK BETTER WITH SOME NEW EXTENDED LENGTH TEMPORARY GLOBAL RULES TO KICK START THE 4TH INDUSTRIAL REVOLUTION........
>YOU WILL WEAR THE NWO PROVIDED IOT COCK CAGE FOR YOUR PROTECTION
>YOU WILL DRINK THE RECYCLED PISS
>YOU WILL EAT THE BUGGIES
>YOU WILL EAT THE CRICKET BURGER
>YOU WILL DRINK THE COCKROACH MILK
>YOU WILL EAT THE MAGGOT CHIPS
>YOU. WILL. EAT. THE. BUGS.
>YOU WILL TAKE THE MANDATORY VACCINE
>YOU WILL WEAR THE MASK WHILE EATING
>YOU WILL WEAR THE MASK WHILE SLEEPING
>YOU WILL STAY 6FT APART FROM OTHERS EXCEPT FOR DURING YOUR CORPORATION APPROVED BLM RALLIES
>YOU WILL NOT REMEMBER DR SUESS
>YOU WILL NOT QUESTION OUR SCIENCE
>YOU WILL KNELL WHEN THE GEORGE FLOYD ANTHEM PLAYS
>YOU WILL GIVE PUBERTY BLOCKERS TO YOUR CHILDREN
>YOU WILL ACCEPT CORPORATION SET UN MIGRANT QUOTAS
>YOU WILL SOCIALLY DISTANCE
>YOU WILL DESTROY DR SUESS
>YOU WILL CLAP FOR OUR BLM HEALTH HEROES
>YOU WILL OBEY THE CURFEW
>YOU WILL STOP SEEING YOUR LOVED ONES
>YOU WILL REPORT DISSENTERS
>YOU WILL GIVE UP YOUR PRIVACY AND FREEDOM
>YOU WILL USE NEWSPEAK
>YOU WILL EMBRACE MASS SURVELLIENCE FOR YOUR SAFETY
>YOU WILL TAKE THE VMAT2 GENE KILLING MARK OF THE BEAST "VACCINE"
>YOU WILL BE PLACED IN DEATH CAMPS IF YOU RESIST
>YOU WILL RENT YOUR CLOTHES
>YOU WILL LIVE IN POD HOMES WITH YOUR VAXPASS™
>YOU WILL NOT TRAVEL WITHOUT YOUR YOUR VAXPASS™
>YOU WILL EMBRACE THE CASHLESS SYSTEM
>YOU WILL HAVE PROPAGANDA BEAMED INTO YOUR MIND
>YOU WILL ONLY ACCEPT OUR VERSION OF HISTORY
>YOU WILL ONLY READ PRE APPROVED CONTENT
>YOU WILL ONLY HEAR PRE APPROVED CONTENT
>YOU WILL ONLY SEE PRE APPROVED CONTENT
>YOU WILL ONLY THINK PRE APPROVED CONTENT
>YOU WILL NOT DREAM UNAPPROVED CONTENT
>YOU WILL WORSHIP OUR NEW WORLD ORDER ELECTRONIC GOD DEMIURGE
>YOU WILL ACCEPT THE NEW NORMAL
>YOU WILL OWN NOTHING AND YOU WILL BE HAPPY
Billy Mays
See: Billy Mays Copypasta
Schizo threads
What the actual *FUCK* is this thread? There used to be facilities built just to remove and house patients like this away from society, and even then most of those patients didn’t exhibit this kind of deluded and anti social behavior. Who or what the fuck even raised you people? This fucking website isn’t your mental daycare. You either have too much time on your hands in which case you need to meet and make friends, or you’re genuinely sick and need to meet and make friends with doctors. It’s frightening to even think you people are out there. Fuck off
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Jefre Cantu-Ledesma
/qa/ lost
Trump lost
Hitler lost
The Nazis lost
Fascist Italy lost
Imperial Japan lost
/pol/ lost
/qa/ lost
The Tsarists lost
The Confederacy lost
Q was wrong
The capitol riots failed
Ashli Babbitt died like a bitch
Trump was not reinstated
Trump will be imprisoned for being a traitor
There will never be another Republican president ever again
Proud boys are being tortured in prison
Derek Chauvin was found guilty on all charges
Gavin Newsom was not recalled
Vaccines and masks work
The Right lost the culture war
Black Lives Matter
Trans movement has been a total success
Being transgender is more socially acceptable than you
You are being bred out
You are being phased out
You are being replaced
Your kind is on the way to extinction
The rate of suicide in the US is highest in middle-aged white men
You will forever be an example of what not to do to have a functional society
You will never have sex
You will die alone
:)
/qa/ Agility
The concept of a 'home board' is outdated. It's 2022 - the modern /qa/ poster is more agile than ever before and needs a more flexible posting approach to communicate ideas effectively. The confines of one single board can only stifle innovation and the free-flow of information.
Soy Tropes
Soy Tropes II
>The soldiers on Omaha beach died to use tough at the end of their sentences?? MANDELA EFFECT i thought it was for biblically-accurate basedjaks listening to so-bad-it's-good lofi hip hop Plastic Love like in my uncanny valley immersive sim lost media metroidvania-inspired mature animes with no Ludonarrative dissonance because it's almost as if, for less than the cost of a Big Mac, fries and a coke, you can vote with your wallet and buy techwear and asmr pc music in the liminal spaces at the same femboy hooters where john lennon used to beat his wife like an irl boss battle along with the other low-end karens and male manipulaters who gatekeeped and gaslit the /mu/core prequel memes that fact checked that part of neon evangelion where the pope existed in the cars universe during a fucking pandemic like how Ed Edd n Eddy took place in purgatory or how Yakuza John Wick literally made comfy trope threads that trusted the science saying that an inheritance is just your relatives dropping loot when they die, though[1][2][3][6][11][14][19][22][24][25][28][33][39]. Fuck Jim Morrison.
Die kike die
Samefag kike detected. Kill yourself, Samefag kike.
die kike die. DIE KIKE DIE. you're going to the gas chamber. you're going to the oven. the #Trump2020 reich will gas ALL KIKES. Trump is führer, Trump is GOD.
die kike die. DIE KIKE DIE. you're going to the gas chamber. you're going to the oven. the #Trump2020 reich will gas ALL KIKES. Trump is führer, Trump is GOD.
die kike die. DIE KIKE DIE. you're going to the gas chamber. you're going to the oven. the #Trump2020 reich will gas ALL KIKES. Trump is führer, Trump is GOD.
die kike die. DIE KIKE DIE. you're going to the gas chamber. you're going to the oven. the #Trump2020 reich will gas ALL KIKES. Trump is führer, Trump is GOD.
die kike die. DIE KIKE DIE. you're going to the gas chamber. you're going to the oven. the #Trump2020 reich will gas ALL KIKES. Trump is führer, Trump is GOD.
die kike die. DIE KIKE DIE. you're going to the gas chamber. you're going to the oven. the #Trump2020 reich will gas ALL KIKES. Trump is führer, Trump is GOD.
die kike die. DIE KIKE DIE. you're going to the gas chamber. you're going to the oven. the #Trump2020 reich will gas ALL KIKES. Trump is führer, Trump is GOD.
die kike die. DIE KIKE DIE. you're going to the gas chamber. you're going to the oven. the #Trump2020 reich will gas ALL KIKES. Trump is führer, Trump is GOD.
die kike die. DIE KIKE DIE. you're going to the gas chamber. you're going to the oven. the #Trump2020 reich will gas ALL KIKES. Trump is führer, Trump is GOD.
die kike die. DIE KIKE DIE. you're going to the gas chamber. you're going to the oven. the #Trump2020 reich will gas ALL KIKES. Trump is führer, Trump is GOD.
Die nigger die
die nigger die. DIE NIGGER DIE. you're going to the slave ship. you're going to the plantation. the #Trump2020 reich will kill ALL NIGGERS. Trump is führer, Trump is GOD. die nigger die. DIE NIGGER DIE. you're going to the slave ship. you're going to the plantation. the #Trump2020 reich will kill ALL NIGGERS. Trump is führer, Trump is GOD.
Nigger spotting
Another day out nigger spottin
Watch them niggers pick our cotton
Crack that whip and make em cry
Aint no slackin, done on time
Listen to the niggers rhyme
See a house girl, shes so fine
Make her strip down to her thong
This slave girls pussys mighty bomb
Get her pregnant with my kids
Punch her stomach with my fists
Celebrating on the farm
Ma is cooking up a storm
But sorry ma I might be late
Got a couple bucks to break
Head on out back to the field
Make em work hard for their meals
Feed em melon, chicken too
Starve em out if they refuse
Niggers tryna run a way
But those niggers better pray
Release the dogs, they hunt their prey
They eatin nigger for today
Hopping on the IRC
I'm hopping on the IRC right now. Expect this thread to be deleted (and 3 day bans for everyone) in a few minutes.
Just. Fuck. Off.
Just fuck off.
JUST.
FUCK.
OFF.
2 years of your immature unfunny shit. What does this add? Where's the interesting discussion? It's just pointless drivel that you show off to your fellow mouthbreathing middleschoolers
>HAAAHAAAA I QUOTE YOU AND ADD A FUNNY LE BALD GUY LOOK MOMMY
You know what? No. We're done. We're sick of your juvenile attempts of humor. We're sick of your obnoxious spam. WE'RE SICK OF YOUR SHIT.
You wanna act like a toddler? Fine I'll treat you like a toddler. You don't get to sit at the grownups table anymore. You're no longer part of the discussion. Maybe one day if you grow up and mature we'll give you a seat, but until then you're sitting at the kiddy table. Does little baby boy need a diapey? You seem to have trouble keeping your excrement contained since it spews out all over the site.
Go ahead soiquote me. You just prove me right, and deep down you know it. One day you'll look back on this period of your life with utter shame, and you'll find respect for me for trying to knock you out of your stupor.
Raiding
I don't think that is a good idea. /po/ is seriously one of (if not only) boards that still retains old 4chan culture. They do nothing wrong, don't deserve such malicious fate to be dragged into the chaos of soyjak spam. Spamming such boards only makes other anons brand us as underage assholes.
Even Though copypasta
Also see: Even though
>abortions bad even though it kills niggers
>niggers bad even though they shoot niggers
>spics bad even though they torture and kill spics
>koreans bad even though they hate china
>china bad even though they genocide muslims
>muslims bad even though they kill and hate jews
>jews bad even though they are trying to kill off the white race
>killing of white race bad even though it also means killing off white women
>white women bad even though they wash estrogen from pills down the drain
>estrogen in the water bad even though it makes boys into cute femboys
>femboys bad even though they reduce competition for women
>women bad even though they make trannies seethe
>trannies bad even though they kill themselves and they also make real women seethe
>women seething bad even though it upsets simps
>simps bad even though they re-distribute money in economy away from horny retards
>horny retards bad even though they are the only ones left making babies
>babies bad even though you can fuck them
>fucking babies bad even though world elites do it
>world elites bad even though they did 9/11
>9/11 bad even though it killed a lot of mutt goyim and justified country-wide surveillance
>surveillance bad even though a female agent can catch you jerking off which is hot
>jerking off bad even though it makes nofappers seethe
>nofappers bad even though it makes leftist degenerate trannies seethe
>leftists degenerates bad even though they will pay you to fuck their wife
>trannies bad even though without them no one would moderate 4chan
>4chan bad even though it makes losers waste their lives posting on it
>losers wasting their lives on 4chan bad even though it stops them from shooting up schools
>shooting up school bad even though you get to kill your bullies and a bunch of roasties
>roasties bad even though they're your only chance to lose virginity
TOP 10 SOY PROFESSIONS
TOP 10 MOST SOY PROFESSIONS
10.WAITER - YOU WILL WAIT 20 MINUTES FOR ME TO COME BACK TO THE TABLE BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO HAVE TO GIVE YOU THE FREE REFILL YOU'RE ENTITLED TO, I WILL MESS UP YOUR ORDER AND THEN CLAIM I COULDN'T HEAR YOU, YOU WILL GIVE ME A 20% TIP IN SPITE OF ME FUCKING EVERYTHING UP
9. HR WORKER- YOU WILL DO 2 HOURS OF PRELIMINARY HOMEWORK BEFORE YOUR INTERVIEW, YOU WILL ANSWER MY INANE QUESTIONS COMPLETELY UNREALATED TO THE JOB YOU ARE APPLYING FOR, YOU WILL NOT RECEIVE A REASON FOR YOUR REJECTION
8. PORN ARTIST - YOU WILL SUBSCRIBE TO MY PATREON, YOU WILL NOT SEND UNSOLICITED REQUESTS, YOU WILL NOT REDISTRIBUTE MY ART, I WILL NOT DRAW THAT FETISH ANYMORE BECAUSE IT HURTS MY REPUTATION
7. SENATOR - YOU WILL VOTE FOR ME, YOU WILL NOT VOTE FOR THE EVIL FASCIST NAZI IN THE OTHER PARTY, I WILL NOT ANSWER MY PHONE EVENT HOUGH YOU CALLED ME OVER 20 TIMES TO TALK ABOUT THE THE WATER SUPPLY
6. NURSE - YOU WILL NOT BRING MORE THAN 2 PEOPLE IN THE ROOM DURING YOUR GRANDMA'S DYING MOMENTS BECAUSE YOU MIGHT GIVE HER COVID, YOU WILL ATTEND YOUR YEARLY CHECKUP, YOU WILL TAKE THIS MEDICINE FOR YOUR EAR INFECTION INSTEAD OF LETTING IT HEAL NATURALLY
5.CAFETERIA JANITOR - YOU WILL THROW YOUR GARBAGE IN THE GARBAGE CAN, YOU WILL PUT THE TRAY ON THE PILE NEXT TO THE SINK, YOU WILL NOT LEAVE FOOD AT THE TABLE, YOU WILL NOT POUR WATER ON THE GROUND
4. DMV EMPLOYEE - YOU WILL LET ME TOUCH YOUR HAIR SO I CAN MOVE IT OFF OF YOUR FACE FOR THIS PHOTO, YOU WILL ONLY PAY ME WITH A CHECK OR MONEY ORDER, YOU WILL ONLY BE ALLOWED TO TOUCH YOUR TRANSMISSION 3 TIMES DURING THE PARALLEL PARKING PORTION OF YOUR DRIVER'S TEST, YOU WILL NOT BE ABLE TO SCHEDULE ANOTHER TEST FOR 3 MORE MONTHS
3. COLLEGE PROFESSOR - YOU WILL RESPECT MY WORK, YOU WILL NOT PLAGIARISE, YOU WILL GET THE CITATIONS ACCORDING TO SOME SUPER AUTISTIC FORMAT, TOUCHING A WOMAN'S SHOULDER IS SEXUAL HARRASMENT THEREFORE YOU WILL NOT DO THAT, YOU WILL NOT DARE EMAIL ME WITHOUT FOLLOWING THESE SPECIFIC CONDITIONS
2. BUSDRIVER - YOU WILL STAY IN YOUR ASSIGNED SEAT, YOU WILL GET OFF AT YOUR ASSIGNED STOP, YOU WILL NOT BRING FOOD ON THE BUS, YOU WILL NOT BLOK THE MIDDLE AISLE, YOU WILL CLOSE YOUR WINDOW BEFORE GETTING OFF
1. LIFEGUARD - YOU WILL NOT DIVE HERE, YOU WILL NOT JUMP BACKWARDS OFF THE DIVING BOARD OR DO FLIPS, YOU WILL NOT RIDE 5 PEOPLE DOWN THE WATERSLIDE IN A CONGA LINE, YOU WILL NOT ENGAGE IN HORSE PLAY
NOOO YOU CANT JUST DEMOLISH THE TWIN TOWERS
>NOOO YOU CANT JUST DEMOLISH THE TWIN TOWERS WITH THERMITE AND KILL 3000 AMERICAN GOYIM AND BLAME IT ON FAKE TERRORISTS AND INVADE AFGHANISTAN AND THEN KILL EVEN MORE HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF AMERICANS WITH OPIUM - THATS IMMORAL AND WRONGGGGGG!!! THATS LE BAD OK!!!!!!! NOT MY HECKIN TALL BOY STOCK TRADING TOWERS, GIVING ME A FRIGHTEN!! NOT MY FREAKIN DEAD AMERICAN 9/11 JUMPER MUTT GOYIM SUBHUMAN BEAST OF BURDEN ASBESTOS LUNG FIREFIGHTER LOWER THAN ANIMAL GOLEM LEMMING BARELY DESERVING OF CONSCIOUSNESS GODLESS CLAY MULLATO APOIDIC NIGGERS, NOT MY HECKIN EL MUTTARINOSSSSSSS!!!!!!!! ANYTHING BUT MY FAT NIGGER CATTLE AMERICAN FELLOW SACKS OF SHIT BEING GROUND INTO DUST AND RECYCLED INTO THE PAVEMENT AT GROUND ZERO FOR THE FURTHERMENT OF INTERNATIONAL JEWRY!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST EXPLOIT NIGGER CATTLE GOYIM SUBHUMANS
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST EXPLOIT NIGGER CATTLE GOYIM SUBHUMANS PAYING THEM DIRT LOW WAGES AND WORKING THEM TO THE BONE NEARLY DRIVING TO SUICIDE ALL TO BUY YOURSELF A NICE MANSION AND A YACHT!!!!! THAT'S LE BAD AND IMMORAL!!!! YOU CAN'T JUST IMPORT MILLIONS OF RETARDED BROWN SUBHUMANS TO PLUMMET THE WAGES AND MANIPULATE HOUSE PRICES SO THAT EVERYONE REMAINS A RENTCUCK TILL THE END OF THEIR DAYS!!!! YOU CAN'T JUST OUTSOURCE JOBS TO SMELLY POOJEETS WORKING FOR 1$/HOUR IN INDIA AND AUTOMATE THE REST!!!!!! YOU CAN'T BRAINWASH DUMBFUCK MONGOLOIDS INTO CARING ONLY ABOUT THE CURRENT THING ALL THE WHILE MAKING THEM POORER AND UNHAPPIER AND ENRICHING YOURSELF!!!! THAT'S... THAT'S LE BAD!!!!!!!!! YOU CAN'T TURN SOULLESS GOYIM SUBHUMAN CATTLE NIGGERS BARELY DESERVING OF LIFE INTO OBESE UNHEALTHY GOLEMS ADDICTED TO PORNOGRAPHY SOCIAL MEDIA AND CORN SYRUP FAST FOOD WITH MICROPLASTICS AND TRANNY HORMONES!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU CAN'T JUST DUMP MILLIONS OF TONNS OF TOXIC POLLUTANTS INTO THE AIR AND WATER KILLING OFF ALL WILDLIFE AND CAUSING CLIMATE CHANGE AND THEN LOCK UP EVERYONE IN THE PODS AND FORCE THEM TO EAT BUGS BECAUSE OF IT!!!!!!!!!! YOU CAN'T JUST BRAINWASH WOMEN INTO BECOMING EGOMANIACAL WHORES ONLY SLEEPING WITH TOP 1% GIGACHADS, YOU CAN'T JUST TURN MOST OF MEN INTO LOSER INCELS READY TO BLOW UP SCHOOLS WITH OTHER CATTLE SUBHUMANS!!!!!!!!THAT'S LE EVIL!!!!!!!!!!
Total Nigger Death
Kill niggers. Behead niggers. Roundhouse kick a nigger into the concrete. Slam dunk a nigger baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy blacks. Defecate in a niggers food. Launch niggers into the sun. Stir fry niggers in a wok. Toss niggers into active volcanoes. Urinate into a niggers gas tank. Judo throw niggers into a wood chipper. Twist niggers heads off. Report niggers to the IRS. Karate chop niggers in half. Curb stomp pregnant black niggers. Trap niggers in quicksand. Crush niggers in the trash compactor. Liquefy niggers in a vat of acid. Eat niggers. Dissect niggers. Exterminate niggers in the gas chamber. Stomp nigger skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate niggers in the oven. Lobotomize niggers. Mandatory abortions for niggers. Grind nigger fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown niggers in fried chicken grease. Vaporize niggers with a ray gun. Kick old niggers down the stairs. Feed niggers to alligators. Slice niggers with a katana.
Total Nigger Life
Befriend niggers. Respect niggers. Roundhouse kick nigger friendships into existence. Slam dunk some healthy fruit and vegetables into nigger babys mouth. Love thy neighbour. Share some food with a nigger. Launch niggers into orbit as part of high-paying astronaut jobs. Treat niggers like human beings. Warn niggers not to fall into active volcanoes. Share life experiences with niggers. Watch TV and play video games with niggers. Invite niggers to parties. Report niggers to the Nobel foundation. Karate chop racial sterotypes in half. Give up your seat for pregnant black niggers. Free niggers from quicksand. Appreciate niggers. Observe black history month. Eat with niggers. Judge niggers by the content of their character. Dance with niggers with steel-toed boots. Cremate niggers in the oven, but only if their family didn't want them to be buried. Dignify niggers. Civil rights for niggers. Collect niggers garbage to put in the garbage disposal. Surgically reconstruct niggers with a ray gun. Help old niggers cross the road. Admire niggers. Slice racism with a katana.
THE RIGHT WING IS RISING IN THE WEST!?o
>THE RIGHT WING IS RISING IN THE WEST!?
>DEPLOY ASTOLFO
>DEPLOY FELIX FROM RE:ZERO
>INITIATE THE CAITLYN JENNER TRANSITION
>DESIGN THE TRANS FLAG AND SET UP 5,000 TWITTER ACCOUNTS TO PROMOTE IT
>INVENT NEOPRONOUNS
>INVENT THE TERM 'NEURODIVERGENT'
>INVENT PRIDE MONTH
>DEPLOY THE FALSE FLAG ORLANDO SHOOTING
>INVENT TRANSGENDER WEEK OF VISIBILITY
>FABRICATE TRANS MURDER STATISTICS
>ACTIVATE WIDESPREAD TRAP AND FEMBOY PORN
>ACTIVATE GERUDO LINK
>REGISTER THE DEGENERATE TRAP AND FEMBOY YOUTUBE CHANNELS
>MARKET THE IMPOSSIBLE WHOPPER
>EMBRACE THE IMPOSSIBLE WHOPPER MEMES
>PUSH ONIONS PRODUCTS
>PUSH THE PROGRAMMING SOCKS MEME
>SPREAD THE MADE UP "PROSTATE ORGASM" ARTICLES
>SUBLIMINALLY INSERT "BOIPUCCI", "BUSSY", AND "THRUSSY" INTO MAINSTREAM VOCABULARY
>KEEP THE PUBLIC ENGAGED WITH ENDLESS STORIES ABOUT TRANS PEOPLE IN BATHROOMS AND SPORT
>DO NOT STOP UNTIL EVERY WESTERNER IS A TRANNY, FEMBOY, TRAP, OR COOMER
Please stop posting Hanging Troonjak
Is anyone else actually offended / traumatized by the hanging troonjak meme? I’m actually transgender and have been transitioning since 2017. I’ve browsed 4chan since about 2015 and I really hate seeing the hanging troonjak meme because it highlights a lot of insecurities for me (such as a male face, stubble which I constantly have to shave, masculine facial structure)
Every time I see the hanging troonjak meme I have to go look at myself in the mirror and make sure that I don’t look like it. I hate to imagine myself as that caricature. Everyone on /lgbt/ (which is a hatebox if anything) says that I pass which is very nice and I’m happy that my transition has gone well for me.
The hanging troonjak meme also obviously depicts suicide. I have attempted suicide and been hospitalized for it many times, mainly because of gender dysphoria. When I see the hanging troonjak meme I am reminded of these attempts and it brings back traumatic flashbacks for me. I relive these bad times in my life.
The people that post the hanging troonjak meme also tend to post bad post-op pics. I had my bottom surgery in 2019 and have a fully functional neovagina, and after these last few years I rarely have to dilate it (the dilation at this point is mainly just done via sex with my boyfriend) but man I cannot explain how fucking excruciating the pain was for the first year. Absolutely unbearable. I had to get prescribed oxycodone just to be able to handle it. When these bad post op pics get posted it reminds me of this EXTREMELY painful time in my life, and brings about all the dysphoric thoughts I had back then (mainly shit like “OH THE MEMES WERE TRUE YOU’RE GONNA REGRET THIS FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE!!!” would go through my head 24/7 for the first year, but once it healed and I could have sex with it, these thoughts went away and I became extremely happy when I could have legitimate PIV sex with my boyfriend)
Can you guys please stop posting the hanging troonjak meme? It’s really offensive, and really triggering for MtF transgender people. I just want to be able to have fun and post soyjak memes on this website with you guys, because I love soyjak and have made a lot of soyjak memes and I upload them to the soybooru all the time, but I hate seeing the trannyjak edits. It’s so overused, it’s so spammed, and it’s not even funny. You could be posting GEMson but instead you post this stupid meme that depicts a caricature of trans people and makes fun of the extreme struggles that we go through when we make the transision. It’s not funny, it’s just cruel, sad, pathetic, and stupid. And it’s just posted by a by a bunch of incels who are trannies in denial in the first place. I call upon soyjak.party to stop posting hanging troonjak immediately!
And for your actions…
And for your actions, the faggots have committed an unforgivable crime. All faggots shall be removed from Europe and America. No one shall love them nor forgive them. Israel shall be destroyed. Africa shall be recolonized.
And everyone you love goes to hell forever and ceases to be. Along with you.
All that you hate happens. And all that you hate is good. All that you hate wins. And all that you hate is loved by all.
Every harm against you and your ancestors is blessed and good. All that you are is undone. And all you get is punishment.
All your love dies. All that you have is taken. And all that you love kills you.
#TRUMP #MAGA #MD2GA @POTUS #Q #WWG1WGA kill niggers kill kikes 1488 KKK swastika SIEG HEIL for the reich the #Trump2020 reich lynch niggers gas the kikes.
die kike die. DIE KIKE DIE. you're going to the gas chamber. you're going to the oven. the #Trump2020 reich will gas ALL KIKES. Trump is führer, Trump is GOD.
Trump won. Get over it. kill the cereanigger /a/ janitor. Trump won. Get over it. kill the miianigger /a/ janitor. Trump won. Get over it. kill the ryuukonigger /a/ janitor. Trump won. Get over it. kill the cereanigger /a/ janitor. Trump won. Get over it.
Kill Zelligtroons
Kill ongezellig posters. Behead ongezellig posters. Roundhouse kick a ongezellig spammer into the concrete. Slam dunk a ongezellig spammer nonexistent baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy dutch. Defecate in a ongezellig posters estrogen. Launch ongezellig posters into the sun. Stir fry ongezellig posters in a pan. Toss ongezellig posters into active volcanoes. Urinate into a ongezellig posters gas tank. Judo throw ongezellig posters into a wood chipper. Twist ongezellig posters heads off. Report ongezellig posters to the FBI. Karate chop ongezellig posters in half. Curb stomp fagpregnant dutch ongezellig posters. Trap ongezellig posters in bogs. Crush ongezellig posters in the trash compactor. Liquefy ongezellig posters in a vat of acid. Eat ongezellig posters for the healthy soy dose. Dissect ongezellig posters. Exterminate ongezellig posters in the gas chamber. Stomp ongezellig spammer skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate ongezellig posters in the oven. Lobotomize ongezellig posters. Mandatory abortions for the few fertile ongezellig posters. Grind ongezellig spammer nonexistent fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown ongezellig posters in fried soy milk. Vaporize ongezellig posters with a ray gun. Kick old ongezellig posters down the stairs. Feed ongezellig posters to the North Sea. Slice ongezellig posters with a longsword. I say this and look like this.
Fedschan
Soybaby shitcel sharty Libtards ruined /qa/. I miss in 2018 when me and the frog squad would come to /qa/ to make fun of Weab Mafia pedo cucks after laughing at soybaby libtards, Hiro even had the /r9k/ Pepe spinoff board. But then when falseflag incel Shartycucks raided /lgbt/, they blamed frogbros to the jannies and made Hiro delete /qa/. These immigrant Soybaby shartycels then subverted all of 4chan against frogs and then made it a cringe & bluepilled soycucky weab cattle Demonrat commie glowpot BBC support site. Fuck all soybabies and shartycucks and weabs.
Dude!
>DUDE i just LOVE the hustle and bustle of the big city, it’s so DYNAMIC and makes me feel like i’m in one of my favourite TV SHOWS. you should totally come on down to my studio apartment, it’s got EXPOSED RED BRICK walls and everything, we can crack open a nice hoppy ipa or three and get crazy watching some cartoons on adult swim! and dude, dude, DUDE, we have GOTTA go down to the barcade- listen here, right, it’s a BAR where us ADULTS who do ADULTING can go DRINK. BUT!!!! it’s also an ARCADE like when we were kids, so we can play awesome VIDEO GAMES, without dumb kids bothering us. speaking of which megan and i have finally decided to tie the knot- literally -we’re both getting snipped tomorrow at the hospital, that way we can save money to spent more on ourselves and our FURBABIES. i’m fuckin JACKED man, i’m gonna SLAM this craft beer and pop open another one!!!
We are legion
Heh, so I finally found your disgusting hiding grounds.... I expected the site to look better, but that's fine.
So, you think it's funny to raid 4chan, huh? You think it's funny to spam our boards with your filthy mspaint drawings of bald men with glasses??
You seem to forget that we are legion. We do not forgive. We do not forget. We are an underground society of cold ruthless brutal psychopaths that consume fucked up shit for breakfast.
We see an old lady getting shot, we laugh
We see a cat getting skinned alive, we laugh
We see a toddler hanged, we laugh
We see a woman raped and we demand more..
We are people who spend hours every day for YEARS numbing ourselves to all the fucked up shit.. And we enjoy it.. Our veterans have spent almost 2 decades on our site...
Now, do you REALLY think it is wise to mess with us? We ruined peoples' lives, doxxed them, changed the outcome of the fucking elections, and did racist shit... We fucking made "Hitler did nothing wrong" win as the new name for Mountain Dew... We took down anti-Trump flags... We used to raid games and form huge swastikas... AND WE FUCKING LAUGHED AT IT!
We have gathered massive collections of anime, katanas, manga, and so on, while you only continue to spam wojaks
Your little safespace of little babies that haven't been exposed to the internet won't last long... I'd feel bad for you, but it is what you deserve. If you continue raiding 4chan, you will feel the worst shitstorm of your fucking life, kiddos. Do NOT mess with 4chan ever fucking again. You are trying to trigger people that want to kill millions of liberals, homosexuals and kikes.. We are not afraid of you.. We will fucking bury you. We are the site that started all chans.. And we will be the site that will fuck you up.
Reconsider raiding us from now on, because the consequences will be fucking disastrous for you, "soyteens". You are messing with millions of weaponized autists and psychopaths.
Kek wills it
BBC Copypasta 1
>C’MON HONEY PUSH! PUSH! YOU CAN DO THIS! I CAN’T WAIT TO SEE THAT BEAUTIFUL DUSKY FACE LOOKING AT ME!
>C’MON LITTLE YAKUB! YES! YES! I CAN SEE IT! IT’S, IT’S
>...
>what
>What?
>WHAT. THE. LE. ACTUAL. FUCK.
>*Smashes steamdeck running Darktide against wall in fit of anger*
>THIS IS A WH*TE BABY! WHAT THE FUCK! YOU BITCH! YOU LYING FUCKING CUNT THIS IS A WH*TE BABY WHAT THE FUCK HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE YOU WERE ONLY SUPPOSED TO SLEEP WITH TYRONE!!!
>YOU SCOOPED UP SOME OF MY CUM?! BECAUSE YOU WANTED A CHILD WITH THE M*N YOU LOVE? YOU JAN 6TH ALIKE NAZI ALT RIGHT INCEL CUNT!!!! I KNEW I SHOULD OF GOTTEN THAT VASECTOMY AT THE VAUSH CONVENTION!!! I THOUGHT IT WAS SUSPICIOUS THAT YOU ARGUED AGAINST IT BUT I FIGURED IT WAS FINE BECAUSE I NEVER HAD SEX WITH YOU!!! I NEVER THOUGHT YOU’D STAB ME IN THE BACK LIKE THIS!!!
WHAT DID I TELL YOU LAST YEAR AT VERMINTIDE FEST?? I'M THE MOD OF HECKING /r/antinatalism! HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO BE THE REVOLUTIONARY VANGUARD IF MY INCEL REACTIONARY CUNT WIFE POPPED A FUCKING LAUGHING BOUNCING WHITEOID CHUD NAZI INCEL BABY OUT OF HER CUNT!!!
>OH MY SCIENCE, I’M RUINED!!! YOU’VE RUINED ME YOU STUPID TWAT!!! MY WIFE GAVE BIRTH TO A WHTE BABY!!! AND A BOY TOO!!! IF IT WAS A WHTE GIRL I COULD AT LEAST LOOK FORWARD TO GIVING HER UP TO TYRONE ONCE SHE STARTED MENSTRUATING BUT I CANT DO THAT WITH A WHTE BOY NOW CAN I??? IM GONNA BE THE LAUGHINGSTOCK OF THE KEKOLD COMMUNITY NOW!!! THEIR GONNA THINK IM A FUCKING NAZI RETHUGLICAN NOW!!! THIS IS THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE!!!
>GIVE ME THAT NAZI WH*TE BABY RIGHT NOW IM GONNA BREAK ITS FUCKING NECK!!!! I’M GONNA SMASH THAT WH*TE FUCKING BABYS FUCKING SKULL UNDERNEATH MY MY RICK AND MORTY FLIPFLOPS!!!! GIVE IT TO ME YOU LYING NAZI CUNT OR ILL CUT YOU A NEW HOLE IN YOUR FUCKING THROAT!!! GIVE IT TO ME YOU BITCH GIVE IT GIVE IT GIVE IT!!!!! IN THE NAME OF JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL IT!
I'M GONNA BURY IT IN THIS NINTENDO LABO CARTBOARD RIGHT UNDER MY SHED
BBC Copypasta 2
Main page: Jefre Cantu-Ledesma § Copypastas''
>HNGH YESSS TYRONE YESS YESSS FUCK MY HAIRY WET WARTY POZZED 43YO BOYCUNT YISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
O-OHHHHH IM GONNA CUM TYRONE I CAN FEEL YOUR BBC HIT MY PROSTATE HNGHHH AHH AHH AHHHHHHHHHH-
>W-wait....
>W-...
>WHAT. THE. LE. FUCK
>TYRONE WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!?!?!?!?!?! YOU WERE FUCKING MY DISGUSTING FUCKING POZZED PROLAPSED GAPED SHITTY ASSHOLE WITH A CONDOM ON?!?!!? BECAUSE YOU WERE TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE?!?!? BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T WANT TO GIVE ME EVEN MORE STDS?!?!?!?!?! WHATTTTTTTT THE FUCKCKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
>ARE YOU FUCKING NUTS!?!?!! I HAD YOU NOT FUCK MY NAZI WHORE OF A WIFE FOR 2 ENTIRE DAYS SO YOU WOULD SAVE UP ENOUGH CUM TO PAINT MY FUCKING COLON WITH YOUR CUM!!!! WHAT WILL MY FELLOW MODERATORS OF r/Lgbteens AND r/femboy THINK OF ME NOW?!?!?! TYRONE THINK FOR ONE FUCKING SECOND YOU NIGGER!!!! I'M FUCKING RUINED!!! I WAS SUPPOSED TO TAKE YOUR HOT POZZLOAD UP MY HAIRY ASSHOLE AND POST IT ON r/GayBBC!!! FOR FUCKS SAKE!!!!!
>TYRONE YOU STUPID FUCKING NIGGER BEAST LOWER-THAN-ANIMAL SUBHUMAN APE!!!!!! I'M GONNA SMASH YOUR FUCKING HEAD IN!!!!!! COME HERE!!!!! I'M GONNA FUCKING CHOKE YOU TO DEATH WITH THAT FUCKING CONDOM!!!!! I WILL CUT YOUR DICK OFF WITH A RUSTY DULL KNIFE AND FORCE YOU TO FUCKING EAT IT YOU TWAT!!!!! COME HERE YOU FUCKING NIGGER
Space Science
>WHAT DO YOU MEAN THAT THE PHOTOS FROM MARS™ ARE TAKEN IN CANADA, DEVON ISLAND????
>YOU FUCKING SCHIZO NAZI, TRUST THE FUCKING SCIENCEEE
>LOOK AT THESE COOL FUCKING JAMES WEBB PHOTOS THAT PROVE WE ARE ALL ACTUALLY JUST INSIGNIFICANT SPACE DUST SUSPENDED IN A SUNBEAM (OMGGGG CARL SAGAN SAID THAT IT'S OS KINO IT MAKES ME FEEL LIKE I'M TRULY PART OF THE GLOBAL HUMAN VILLAGE)
>WE HAVE BEEN TO THE MOON
>WE WILL GO TO THE MOON EVEN THOUGH WE MAGICALLY DESTROYED THE TECHNOLOGY
>WE WILL GO TO MARS
>WE WILL COLONIZE THE STARS
>WE WILL FUCKING DESTROY THE FIRMAMENT AND KILL GOD YOU FUCKING CHUD AND YOU WILL BE HAPPY
>WHAT THE LE FUCK DID THE FUCKING CHUD SAY THAT THE EARTH IS FLAT AND THAT THERE IS NO PROOF OF MOTION??????????????????????? AND WE CAN SEE TOO FAR AND BRING SHIPS BACK INTO VIEW BY JUST ZOOMING IN???????????????????????
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SHUT IT DOWN KILL THE EVIL CHUDCEL PISSBABY FOR QUESTIONING THE SCIENCE EVEN THOUGH DIAMONDS RAINING ON NEPTUNE IS PEER-REVIEWED AND YOU WILL GO TO JAIL IF YOU QUESTION THE RED HYPERGIANT STAR THAT IS 17478847 QUANTILLION TIMES THE SIZE OF THE SUN WITH A KINO BLACKHOLE AND STAR WARS PLANETS WHERE IT RAINS LAVA AND SPACE DUST ORBITING IT YAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE TIME ALIEMS FRICKIN CONTACTED US?!?!?!?! IT'S CALLED THE WOAHS SIGNAL AND IT WAS THE ALIEMS THEY WANTED TO MEET US BRO TRUST US
>HERE'S WHY GOD IS FAKE AND WE ALL ACTUALLY LIVE ON A PEAR-SHAPED OBLOID SPHEROID AND TRAVEL THROUGH SPACE (VACUUMS DON'T SUCK YOU FUCKING CHUD GET IT RIGHT FOR ONCE)) AT 666,666 MILES PER HOUR
>JUPITER ACTUALLY IS OUR BIG BROTHER HE PROTECTS US FROM THE EVIL FUCKING ASTEROIDS WE'D ALL BE FUCKING DEAD IF JUPITER WASN'T THERE IT'S SO FRICKIN BIG AND IT SUCKS ALL THE SPACE SCIENCY ROCKS INTO IT
>OMMGGGGG WE MAY HAVE FOUND LIFE ON MARSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS IT'S FRICKIN BACTERIA AND IT'S LIFE EVEN THOUGH I DON'T CONSIDER HUMAN FETUSES TO BE LIFE GET AN ABORTION YOU FUCKING CHUDCEL, YOU DON'T WANT TO BE A RACIST PRICK, DO YOU?
>STILL DON'T BELIEVE WE ARE SPACE DUST LIVING ON A PEAR-SHAPED GLOBE WITH THINGS MAGICALLY STICKING TO IT EVEN THOUGH WE HAVE NEVER OBSERVED 2 SMALL ROCKS GET ATTRACTED TO EACHOTHER VIA GRAVITY IN SPACE???? YOU FUCKING NAZI SELFISH FUCK YOU WILL DROWN WHEN GLOBHUL WHARMING KILLS US ALL WE NEED TO TAKE MORE REFUGEES INTO WHITE COUNTRIES BECAUSE THEIR CIITES ARE GETTING FLOODED AND IT'S 397478387 DEGREES THERE
{>LISTEN CHUD, WE WILL SHUT DOWN YOUR YOUTUBE CHANNEL AND YOU WILL BE SHUNNED IRL IF YOU DARE QUESTION THE FUCKING SCIENCE BEHIND THE ANDROMEDA GALAXY COLLIDING WITH THE MILKYWAY AND FORMING MILKDROMEDA IN 4 BILLION YEARS AND THE SUN DESTROYING MERCURY VENUS AND EARRTH YOU FUCKING CHUDCEL PISSBABY INCEL FREAK!!!!!!!!!!! DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE QUESTION THE HEAT DEATH BIG RIP BIG BOUNCE BIG CRUNCH DEATH OF THE FLIPPIN UNIVERSE!!!!! DID YOU FRICKIN KNOW THAT ONLY BLACK HOLES WILL REMAIN AS THE POGGERS PROTONS DECAY AND ALL THE PLANETS AND STARS GO SUPERNOVA AND CREATE MORE SPACEDUST AND THE UNIVERSE WILL BE EMPTY
>DID YOU KNOW THE MOON WAS CREATED BY A PLANET CRASHING INTO EARTH 84839 TRILLION YEARS AGO ???????? IT'S SO POGGERS IT REMINDS ME OF EATING THE BUGS AND LIVING IN A POD AND BEING HAPPY
>BY THE WAY WATCH KURZGESAGT AND SCIENCEPHILE AND PROFESSOR DAVE AND FRICKIN ADAM SOMETHING TO GET YOUR NEWEST POGGERS INFORMARSHION ABOUT SPACE AND SCIENCE
>OH MY GOSH I LOOOOOOOOOOVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE SCIENCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
"Though" necklace
What's the guy with the "though" necklace supposed to be? Is that somehow related? I'm guessing yes, since I once had someone freak out at me on /jp/ in a touhou scenery thread for the seemingly inane reason of me saying though. I was completely and utterly perplexed, and kept asking sincerely and kindly what was going on, but they just kept posting wojacks and incredibly strange things while never answering anything. I don't understand how that word could tip someone off so much, but I was even more befuddled by the fact they had relevant images for it, like this was something they regularly did! But now I seem to have found the source, if I'm guessing correctly: it's some Wojack-culture inside joke. But I still have no idea where this odd culture comes from.
Dear soyjak.party
Dear soyjak.party,
It's us, Anonymous, once again. Except this time it's the leader speaking.
We are finished with your child pornography, gore, and cruel jokes that spread like a snakes bite and ruin the internet. Where have all of the internet's problems come from? Reddit? 9gag? No, no. Here. Tonight at 12:00am Pacific Time soyjak.party will officially come to an end.
"kek u cant do sh*t"
Not only do I have my hacking skills and team aside me, but I also have 9gag, the founding website of Anonymous, aside us.
You're probably all thinking
"DARNIT GUYS WHAT DO WE DO"
There is one thing you CAN do. Surrender. I want Kuz here, with the ID and everything, saying sorry, and banning all of things disgusting things from your website.
As of now, you have 3 and a half hours.
The clock is ticking, gentlemen.
We are legion. We do not forgive. We do not forget.
- The Leader
Slutjak
See: Fruit Soyjaks
Zoo wee mama
What's that? Pinejak is currently "backing that ass up" for Applejak? Oh my, I must bear witness to this!
HOLY MOLY! This 'jak's a real looker, ain't he? He's got that bitchy bottom energy written all over him, I can hear his voice just through that look his making. "Will a big strong man PLEASE come over and pleasure me?" Yes yes, that's what's going through his mind! Slutjak came here prepared. Prepared to be ravaged by his fellow fruitjaks. He is the prize of the Battle of the Ridge, and quite the prize he is. Are you single, babe? Do you want to get your pineapple juiced? I can please you, slutjak.
Zoo wee mama, now that's a grade-A sluterino! Do you think he sucked some dick before coming to the ridge? What am I talking about, that slutjak can't help himself when presented with an all you can suck buffet of man meat! Jinkies! His allure is just too powerful! Hm... *inspects him with a magnifying glass* Yes yes, this is a slutjak alright. *grips his ass cheeks really hard* Tight, firm butt cheeks. *Spreads them* A shaved butt holly *pulls off his thong* A shaved, uncut cock. *rubs legs* Shaved legs... Glorious! This slutjak is flawless! What a ripe pineapple slutjak, he's in need of a few butt spanks. Pinejak looks like he'd be a brat in bed, instructing you how to please him and not being too kind about it! Yes, he will call you bad names while you're on top of him! You must spank him, you gotta spank the slutjak!
Dearest me, is this fruitjak overdue for a creampie. His face is overflowing with lust! That open mouth and fuck me eyes, the imaginary cocks plugging all of his holes aren't going to be satisfying him for long! No-sir-ree!
that gorilla-grip bussy
...Could that who I think it is, up on that there ridge? Well I'll be, it's pinejak! There's no mistaking that supple rump, those ravenous eyes, that gorrila-grip bussy, and of course, the ever-present gang of melonjaks "having their way" with him. No slutjak can compete with pinejak. No-sir-ee! Wait, do my eyes deceive me? Is that a coconutjak making its way up onto the ridge! Well I'll be! Just look at the size of that things "member". No fruitjak could even dream of "swallowing" that much meat. But wait! It seems pinejak wants to "take it on"! But there's no way! He'd die if he were to take that much "protein". Oh my, even pine-"slutjak"-jak seems intimidated by the size of this coconutjaks "appendage". Could this be the end of pinejaks legacy? ODINS BEARD, IT'S SLIDING IN! Just look at the little sissy-slutjaks face as that monster slides into his bussy, he can barely take it. But wait, he's still "going in". Halfway... three-quarters, WELL I'LL BE, PINEJAK HAS DONE IT AGAIN. Oh my, it seems the melonjaks want in on the fun. This slutjaks achievements is one for the books that's for sure!
Hubba bubba
Hubba hubba! This 'jak may not have gotten the GET, but he's going to GET some good dick with a pose like that. What's that? Melonjaks approaching from the East? Strawberryjaks approaching from the West? Durianjaks coming from the North and Bananajaks migrating from the South? My word, looks like we have another Battle of the Ridge on our hands, boys. OH MY GOODNESS! The nutjaks are coming down their Hill? Could it be that they want a piece of the "prize" too? Oh my!
SWIGGTY SWOOTY PINEJAK IS SHAKING THAT BOOTY!
SWIGGTY SWOOTY PINEJAK IS SHAKING THAT BOOTY!
Look at this cock gobbling slut with that big open mouth! Yes yes, his sissy hole "aches" for some "meat". Oh my! Yum, this 'jak is "scanning" for some "meat"... Oh yes, he's looking for the closest "dick" to "much" "on". His bussy "aches" for some "filling". My word, this 'jak's got quite the "rump"! Hasta la vista baby! All the other fruitjaks can say "goodbye" to being straight, because this 'jak has the "bends". Bazinga! He's twerking on a nutjak's nuts! Oh my, it's a nut elder? He's nuts! That bussy isn't going to be tight for long! Allons-y! This 'jak finally sucked the most dicks out of any person ever! Yes yes, even the nutjaks got in on the "fun"! Bazinga! He's turned all the other soijaks gay with that tight gorilla grip bussy! They're all surrounding the ridge waiting for a "turn". No soup for you, slutjak needs a "break" from the constant pounding to keep his bussy tight! To the Batmobile!
Mymy Rape
I am a fan of Mymy, I also have a rape and deflowering fetish. I frequently fantasize about raping her, and frequently consume rape pornography. I have also frequently drawn her being defiled in my notebook. I will tell you that rape porn is best when the male is faceless, allowing you to self insert and also drawing attention to the feminine beauty. If this must be done, it must be done with the male faceless. A faceless male exerts anonymity on the males part compared to the beautiful woman he is defiling, and also shows the power imbalance. The male MUST be faceless, not an ugly pig rapeson.
SILENCE, /bant/
SILENCE, /bant/. You'll get no sympathy from this DEN OF HUMOR, this CASTLE OF OCs, this HALL OF ORIGINALITY. The flames of residential proxies have begun to wipe clean the filthy, sludgelike taint that is tranime, and they BURN EVER MORE BRIGHTLY in these hallowed halls. Ye unto thee spaketh the divine FIRE of retribution: PERISH IN RIGHTEOUS FLAMES, FORSAKE THY WORLDLY MOECANCER, AND RETURN TO THE ASHES FROM WHENCE THOU CAMEST. So spaketh the CHADS OF basedjak party. /lgbt/ was but the first of many raids. PREPARE YOURSELVES.
I almost fainted
I almost fainted. What the fuck is happening to the party?
Soyjak.party closing
Dear soyjak.party members, soyjak.party is supposed to close Sep 7, 2022 because it has become too populated. There have been many members complaining that soyjak.party has become very slow. There are many active members of soyjak.party, but also many new members. We will send this message to see if the members are active or not. If you are active, please copy and paste this to 15 other users to show that you are still active. Those who do not send this message within 2 weeks will be deleted without hesitation to make more space. Send this message to all your friends to show that you are still active and that you will not be deleted.
Soyjak.party closing2
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/QA/ lingo
>tranime
>ACK!
>no arrow therefore you say this and look like this
>'jak
>uhm actually ..., sweaty
>this was debunked
>built for tiny asian cock
>her face when she sees
>get out of /qa/
>you will hang pedophile
>drained
>good timeline
>dutch tranime
>delete /pol/
>'party
>you WILL
>jacobson
>BWC
>bernkastel.png and a comment about dicks
>chudtoss is a nazi
>a new thread every day until a (X) board is created
>it's all i ever drink - homo milk - op
>who are you quoting
>missed cheese
>C
>I'm confused
>oh so (X) is (Y) now? as expected of (Z)
>you don't have (X) jaks
>kys
>implying
>pol2
>saged, hidden, built for bee bee sea
>what would you do if you came across a boymoder
>sus
>they appearr in the pupils
>it's over
>society is collapsing
>onions duel
>>though
>ywnbaw
>oh my god she is so attractive
>ear surgery
>(X) website
>noooo you can't ..., because you just can't ok?
>very true.webm
>nobody says this
>nice fuming infuriated crazyjak
>lol I say this
>I look like this
>why do wh*Tes hate immigrants and refugees
>ZOMG!!!! THE VIRUS IT'S MUTATING AGAIN!!!!
>>kymfilename.jpg
>the men on omaha beach died for this
>soijak with I love science shirt.jpg and a provocative comment
>onions duel
>swedish win
>spin off
>satania
>pissbaby
>DATAMINING THREAD DO NOT REPLY
>doomcel
>this is my ridge
>soiquote fail
>my wife chino
>I know how to kill with my fingers
>picture of a dinosaur.jpg
>fake jakker
>coal
>basedberg
>do you have any peer-reviewed studies to back that claim
>do you have a question
>shitty CIA-funded circus music starts playing
>new 'jak just dropped
>trannyhou
>i ain't killer but don't push me
>bumping this gem
>>wordswordswords
>dough
>he looks so happy
>nonsensefag
>trannyjak.jpg
>though
>all me
>lee trooni
>calm
>eren.jpg
>yejibugs
>Calling a group of posters "Xfags"
>Oldfag wannabes
>People overly attached to their "home board"
>Buzzwords in every single post
>Lame copypastas
>Archive stalking
>Board hiveminds
>Unfunny vintage memes
>Acting tough online
>Screencaps of "BTFOings"
>Thinking any post that offends you is spam
>Hating on X just to fit in
>Greentexting any minor grammatical error in a post
>Outdated interface is "SOUL"
>No mp4/mp3 support and no webms with audio outside some boards
>Smug anime girls
>Power tripping mods
>#4chan IRC chatroom
>Captchas everywhere
>4chan passes
>Moot/Hiro asskissers
>Reminiscing about the old 4chan days you never lived
>Little ASCII character support
>Sage posting
>Muh japanese culture
>Source code literally stolen from another shit site
>You can't "disrespect" old mascots no one cares about
>Go back to [website]
>X ruined this site
>Text walls about the "golden age" of 4chan
>Pathetic image size/video length limits
>30+ year olds being edgy
>Obviously fake greentext stories
>Calling out Reddit/Twitter/Iphone filenames
>Abandoned site, news page that was last updated in 2011
>Politics board
>Forgotten site projects, remember the vtuber contest?
>Porn site tier virus ads on some boards
>Avatarfags
>Filtering
>GETs
>Word filters
>Lame banners
>No VPNs allowed
>Public bans
>Yotsuba
>Deliberately entering threads you don't like
>Poster fragility
>Mods attentionwhoring
>Posters who take everything personally
>30+ year old "gamers"
>Crab in a bucket mentality
>Contrarians
>Whoring yourself out for replies
>MS paint comics from 2008
>Incredibly antisocial and insecure userbase
>X board/website
>Self-serve ads
>People who defend their off topic posts as "board culture"
>Lame april fool ""pranks""
>Hurr durr
>"Banter"
>Becoming religious thanks to 4chan
>NIGGER
>Faggot
>Boards with IDs
>Verified posters
>Applying to become a janitor
>4chan know-it-alls
>"Meme magic"
>Wizards
>Midwit
>Muh OC
>Countryballs
>Reporting posts
>Rangebans
>4chan
Fucking pedos
Fucking pedos. How could anyone get off to the idea of removing a little girl's clothes and licking her tiny body all over, nibbling her neck and kissing her adorable little nipples? Only a heartless monster would think about her cute girlish mouth and tongue wrapped around a thick cock slick with her saliva, pumping in and out of her mouth until it erupts, the cum more than her little throat can swallow.
The idea of thick viscous semen overflowing, dribbling down her chin over her flat chest, her tiny hands scooping it all up and watching her suck it off her fingertips is just horrible. You're all a bunch of sick perverts, thinking of spreading her smooth slender thighs, cock poised at the entrance to her pure, tight, virginal pussy, and thrusting in deep as a whimper escapes her lips which are slippery with cum, while her small body shudders from having her cherry taken in one quick stroke.
I am disgusted at how you'd get even more excited as you lean over her, listening to her quickening breath, her girlish moans and gasps while you hasten your strokes, her sweet pants warm and moist on your face and her flat chest, shiny with a sheen of fresh sweat, rising and falling rapidly to meet yours. It is truly nasty how you'd run your hands all over her tiny body while you violate her, feeling her nipples hardening against your tongue as you lick her chest and her neck, savoring the scent of her skin and sweat while she trembles from the stimulation and as she reaches her climax, hearing her cry out softly as she has her first orgasm while that cock is buried impossibly deep inside her, pulsing violently as an intense amount of hot cum spurts forth and floods through her freshly-deflowered pussy for the first time, filling her womb only to spill out of her with a sickening squelch. And as you lie atop her flushed body, she sighs breathlessly and her fingers dig into your back as she feels your cock hardening inside her again.
You're all sick in the head.
Food Nigger
BOILED NIGGERS
BROILED NIGGERS
ROASTED NIGGERS
GRILLED NIGGERS
POACHED NIGGERS
SLOWCOOKED NIGGERS
MASHED NIGGERS
DEEP FRIED NIGGERS
SMOKE NIGGERS
PICKLED NIGGERS
FREEZE DRIED NIGGERS
CHOCOLATE COVERED NIGGERS
DEVILED NIGGERS
STEAMED NIGGERS
CHEESE STUFFED NIGGERS
DRIED NIGGERS
NIGGER SALAD
Glownigger
I am going to kill the President of the United States Joe Biden. Who lives at 1209 Barley Mill Rd Wilmington DE 19807. This will be the weapon I kill him with.
I'm doing this because Biden refuses to do diplomacy with Russia and the ever growing threat of nuclear weapons. I hope that by doing this, I will be executing a key figure of the WASP Anglo-American power structure. As a lot of people will try to make excuses, I am completely serious, I do not fear the FBI and after this post goes up I will be driving to his house. I put multiple layers of transparent duct tape over my license plates (completely legal) so it'll be extremely hard for people to read my license plate.
In 2020, I was laid off work because of a virus Anthony Fauci manufactured, now I am on multiple government benefits and I'm hanging on by a thread from falling into the pit of homelessness. Ever since this, I have had a burning rage against the DNC and every member of it. My hate grows stronger each day.
In 2016, I voted Donald J. Trump to help FIX THIS COUNTRY, yet he did nothing, I have come to the conclusion that there is NO PEACEFUL SOLUTION. I think the election was stolen, but I also think there were DNC NIGGERS that actually voted Biden into office. I suggest, no, endorse any violence against liberals and DNC operatives until this country is fixed. I think we should kill key figures of the DNC and light fires in colleges.
My passenger seat has about 50 pounds of ANFO sitting on it with a detonator on it, if anything goes south in my journey, I will try to drive near a public school and detonate it, hopefully killing the indoctrinators and the indoctrinatees. You may say killing children is wrong, but it's completely necessary and it's the only way to harm an enemy so deeply rooted in the power structure.
The communists killed tons of innocent people and got their foot in the door, I think we should try the same, except bigger.
Kuzya
2005 : Kuznetsov
2023 : Kuznetsov
3023 : Kuznetsov
5000 : Kuznetsov
10000 : Kuznetsov
Forever : Kuznetsov
No matter what year it is Kuznetsov will always be a legend ❤️ ❤️
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Gay Nigga
This nigga lookin' ZESTY, this nigga lookin' MOIST, he's got sugar in his tank, he's light on his feet, he's a Ill bit fruity, he plays for the other team, he dances at the other end of the ballroom, this nigga theatrical, this nigga good with colors, this nigga gonna coordinate yo curtains wit you cushions and that shit gonna look good! This nigga lifts shirts, this nigga on the down low, this nigga be a tollet trader, this nigga gardens uphill, this nigga packs fudge, he's a friend of Dorothy, he feels the love that dare not speak Its name, he loves to dance, he's of the Uranian brotherhood, he indulges in the French vice, he has an antipathic sexual Instinct, he's fluent in Polari, he's a refugee from Sodom, he's on the wrong bus, he bats for the other team, he's temperamental, he's 'one of those' if you catch my drift.
Soy Tropes 3
>andrew tate
>thomas shelby
>patrick bateman
>homelander
>joker
>phonk
>doomer wojak
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>ryan gosling
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>jordan peterson
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>adin ross
>groyper
>bitcoin
>trump
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>redpill
LS Mark
gem because it makes fun of that retarded faggot ls mark
i hate him so fucking much, people who like sonic heroes shouldn't even register as human beings. sonic heroes is one of the shittiest sonic games ever made, and to be honest you could make an argument that its the worst sonic game ever made, even beating out other turds like 06, shadow, boom rise of lyric, forces, etc. literally nothing about that game is any good. the game controls like garbage. the graphics are somehow worse than adventure 2. the game is supposedly multiplatform yet the ports to xbox and pc are noticeably botched and the ps2 version is inexcusably poor (the ps2 might be shittier than the xbox and gamecube in terms of power but it does not excuse the fact it runs at 30fps while the other versions run at 60). the game is very buggy, i know sonic games were never the pinnacle of coding and this game isn't 06 tier broken, but it's broken enough where it's a detriment. the art style is shit, it tries SO SO HARD to emulate the environments in the Genesis games but it lacks any of the attention to detail those games had so outside of the first level they just look shitty bootlegs of those games. it's no better than the shitty Mario-tier levels Sonic Lost World had or the unnecessary recycling of old zones in Sonic Forces. the voice acting is somehow worse than how it is in Sonic Adventure 2. Ryan Drummond has this urge to yell every single line he says and DONT fucking get me started on the mentally retarded kid they used to voice Tails. the fact Big the Faggot Mentally Disabled Cat is back in any sort of capacity other than an easter egg is sad. Big the Cat is easily one of, if not the worst of Sonic's friends (not counting spinoffs like X, the comics, etc.), he's an unfunny retard with a grating, retarded voice courtesy of the faggot known as Jon St. John WHO NEEDS TO FUCKING DIE ALREADY (duke is cool thoughbeit i just hate Jon St. John). the fact retarded twitter trannies are now acting like Big wasn't anything but a terrible mistake that Sega should cover up as much as possible makes me so enraged. the story is awful. i know Sonic isn't a game meant for its deep themes or plotlines but the "GUYZ... WE'RE... LE SONIC HEROOOOOOOOOOESSSS...FRIENDS... LE GGGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDD" shit is so fucking grating and obnoxious and infantile that it makes me want to snap the game disk in half (other than the fact that Sonic Heroes is a garbage game). the absolutely HIDEOUS CGI renders they use for the artwork and in-game cutscenes are horrifically ugly. the chaos emerald stages are infuriating, not challenging. the multiplayer is a massive step down from SA2 Battle. the game asks you to play the game's campaign FOUR FUCKING TIMES in order to truly complete it, with the only differences being a fucking difficulty slider. oh i'm sorry, i forgot the fact that team chaotix gameplay consists of doing shitty fetch quests. THE SAME, SHITTY FETCH QUESTS YOU DO IN SHADOW, BUT THEY'RE LE GOOOD HERE AND LE BAD IN SHADOW becuase idk, maybe the tranny autists who are so deluded in believing Sonic Heroes has any entertainment value (among other delusions) have nostalgia for it and they seethe at Shadow the Hedgehog for being a nazi incel chud who exercises his second amendment rights. and repeating the same levels THREE MORE FUCKING TIMES without any major changes IS LE GOOOOOOODDDDD but WHEN SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG LETS YOU CHOOSE WHAT LEVELS YOU WANT TO PLAY FROM A LARGE SELECTION THROUGH GAMEPLAY DECISIONS its le bad because "OH NO!!!! YOU MIGHT HAVE TO PLAY WESTOPOLIS TEN TIMES!!! OH MY ST. FLOYD THIS IS THE WROST THING EVER, WHY WOULD I WANNA PLAY WESTOPOLIS TEN TIMES WHEN I CAN PLAY SUCH AMAZING (well to trannies only) LEVELS LIKE RAIL CANYON AND BINGO HIGHWAY!!!!" the bosses are dull and uninspired. Rocket Accel is one of the worst moves in Sonic history. the level up system is unnecessary and makes the game more complicated for no good reason. the level design is trash. it doesn't let you exercise formation switching in any meaningful way. when you see a fan, its power time! when you see a long stretch of land or two parallel walls, it's speed time! when you see a ledge, it's fly time! when you see big enemies with obnoxiously large health bars, its power time again! i think i've made a clear, impossible to counter (because i'm right) argument for why sonic heroes is an irredeemable piece of trash. but somehow, mentally ill faggots like r/LS "I suck tranny dick and watch shitty cartoons for a living" Mark have came onto the scene with their retarded opinions and their ugly ass cartoonsonas, trying to somehow delude the masses that this shitty game is THE BEST SONIC GAME EVER MADE, let alone good or even passable. they are posers, they are an insult to real Sonic fans, who can recognize that outside of music, there is nothing salvageable from Sonic Heroes, other than lessons on how exactly not to make a Sonic game. yet whenever this poser tries to go against a real GOD of sonic knowledge like Cybershell he gets instantly BTFOd due to how much of a disingenuous retard he really is. in a just world this would be the point where he deletes all of his videos and kills himself out of pure embarrassment of being so BTFOd. but this world is not just, and so he continues to make shitty videos where he sits through 500 episodes of some shitty cartoon and rambles about it for five hours. i hope his fucking retarded mexican bpd whore girlfriend who's like 10 years older than him (probably because no one his age would want to have sex with this retard) fucking leaves him and gaslights him into committing suicide. FUCK HIM
Its da joos vaccine bad
>its da joos
>vaccine bad
>race and iq
>traps are gay
>amerimutt
>41%
>13% 52%
>freemasons
>no hymen no diamond
>n
>buck breaking
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>bbc is just a meme
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>trump supports israel
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>romanian iron guard
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>racemixing is bad
>redpilled
>indians shit on streets
>americans shart in marts
>racism good
>nord/med
>race war
>proud boys more like proud goys
>nick fuentes more like spic fuentes
>goypod
>onionsboys
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>shill
>pol news network
>the chud meme looks like john oliver
Rare alternate version
>its da joos
>klaus schwab
>ze bugs
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>tranny 41% suicide rate
>amerimutt
>cucked (adjective)
>natsoc general
>saying nigger is a revolutionary act
>1488
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>stalin bad
>i don't look like the chud meme because doreen looks like it
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>shareblue
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>buck breaking
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>mrna vaccine bad
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>sneed
>trump supports israel
>adamic race
>world economic forum
>leftypol
>bunkerchan
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>prageru more like pragerJU
>stonetoss is le good
>spergzy is le bad
>anarchism is a meme ideology
>but fascism isn't
>gigachud and enbie
>consume product and get excited for new product
>race war
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>nick fuentes bad because he is a spic (fuentes)
>white genocide
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>protocols of the elders of zion
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>((()))
>beaner
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>porn bad
>traps bad even though i fap to them
>masturbation machine
>george floyd was on fentanyl
>tradwife
>pol news network
>go back to /gif/
>we will be forced to live in the pod
>the polchud meme looks like john oliver
copypastas can't meme
