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Optimistic nihilism is the ethical guideline every true soyjak follows. It is a bastardization of nihilism, using its message of life being ultimately meaningless to draw a conclusion that basically boils down to "but you have to follow our ideology anyways, be a hedonist consumer and don't you DARE be hecking bigoted" (which goes against everything nihilism stood for but just trust the fucking experts okay??). It is the basis of all soy, as it justifies every subsequent action like [[Bugs|eating bugs]] or [[Pod|living in pods]] because who cares about owning things when you're just le happy. | Optimistic nihilism is the <s>ethical guideline</s> OBJECTIVE FACT every true [[soyjak]] follows. It is a bastardization of nihilism, using its message of life being ultimately meaningless to draw a conclusion that basically boils down to "but you have to follow our ideology anyways, be a hedonist consumer and don't you DARE be hecking bigoted" (which goes against everything nihilism stood for but just trust the fucking experts okay??). It is the basis of all soy, as it justifies every subsequent action like [[Bugs|eating bugs]] or [[Pod|living in pods]] because who cares about owning things when you're just le happy. | ||
[[Fact|In other words it's just absurdism but rephrased to sound like it's a modern concept.]] | |||
== <s>Propaganda</s> Peer reviewed sources == | |||
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-W2abxX8Hk Ian McConnell - Important] | |||
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MBRqu0YOH14 Kurzgesagt's video (which is unironically funded by Bill Gates)] | |||
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Revision as of 16:26, 26 February 2024
Optimistic nihilism is the ethical guideline OBJECTIVE FACT every true soyjak follows. It is a bastardization of nihilism, using its message of life being ultimately meaningless to draw a conclusion that basically boils down to "but you have to follow our ideology anyways, be a hedonist consumer and don't you DARE be hecking bigoted" (which goes against everything nihilism stood for but just trust the fucking experts okay??). It is the basis of all soy, as it justifies every subsequent action like eating bugs or living in pods because who cares about owning things when you're just le happy.
In other words it's just absurdism but rephrased to sound like it's a modern concept.
Propaganda Peer reviewed sources
Kurzgesagt's video (which is unironically funded by Bill Gates)
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