Soytionary
Soy Speak ('oy 'peak), also known as Jakspeak, is a constructed international auxiliary language spoken mainly on The Party and formerly on /qa/. This page will house a dictionary, where the meaning of words, the correct way to apostrophise them (the main reason why this page was made) and if different from English, their definitions in Soy Speak. Feel free to contribute.
Core Vocabulary of Soy Speak
English | Soy Speak |
a good thing | gem |
a bad thing | coal |
neuter | carbon |
a good thing, with bad qualities | goal |
good | gemmy |
bad | coaly |
a better thing, comparatively | gemerald[1] |
a worse thing, comparatively | dust |
a worse thing than the worse thing | brimstone[2] |
the worst of the worst | vantablack[3][4] |
normal people | normies |
autists | chud |
user of soyjak.party | soyteen, usually written 'teen |
soyjak.party | the 'sharty, the sharty, the 'party, the 'arty |
4chan | the 'cuck, 4cuck |
Discord | 'cord, Der 'cord |
Nikocado Avocado | 'cado |
The above mentioned's asshole | Coinslot[5] |
The above table highlights the very core vocabulary of Soy Speak. These are the words that you will see used the most in the 'sharty.
The Soytionary
Format
This is the format in which you should add words.
gem
Etymology
From the English word "gem", meaning "A precious stone, usually of substantial monetary value due to its beauty and appearance"
Noun
gem (countable, plural gems, apostrophised 'em)
- A high-effort and high-quality post.
- "This post is such a gem."
- A good thing.
A
Antimatter
Etymology
From "Anti-" + "Matter"
Noun
Antimatter (uncountable)
- Something so bad it is met with universal contempt.
- A hypothetical type of content even worse than Vantablack.
- The coal that will kill the 'Sharty.
B
Brimstone
Etymology
From the English word "brimstone", meaning "A synonym for Sulfur, now typically restricted to use in a biblical context."
Noun
Brimstone (countable, plural brimstones, apostrophised 'im, Sometimes shortened as Brim)
- A very low-effort and offensively low-quality post.
- "This post is brimstone from the depths of niggerhell."
- A very bad thing.
- A word indicating something worse than Dust.
C
Carbon
Etymology
From the English word "Carbon", meaning "The chemical element with an atomic number of 6."
Noun
Carbon (uncountable)
- A Mediocre, forgettable post.
- "The carbon that does nothing to the Sharty."
- Something that is neither good nor bad.
Catalogue
Etymology
From the English word "Catalogue", meaning "A systematic list of books, names, pictures, etc."
Noun
Catalogue (Countable, plural Catalogues, apostrophised 'log, Sometimes called the Catty)
- A collection of all the threads on a given board.
- "Cob on the 'log."
- "Gemmy catty wipe"
Coal
Etymology
From the English word "Coal", meaning "A black or brownish black rock formed from prehistoric plant remains, composed largely of carbon and burned as a fuel. "
Noun
Coal (countable, plural coals)
- A low-effort and low-quality post.
- "This post is coal."
- A bad thing.
D
Discord
Etymology
From the English word "dust", meaning "Dry material reduced to powder."
Noun
Discord (countable and uncountable, plural discords apostrophised 'Cord )
- (uncountable) An instant messaging platform founded in 2015 popular with troons.
- "Discord and its consequences has been a disaster for the human race."
- (countable) Any instance of a server on the above mentioned platform.
- "Der 'Cord woke up"
Dust
Etymology
From the English word "dust", meaning "Dry material reduced to powder."
Noun
Dust (uncountable, apostrophised 'ust )
- A low-effort and low-quality post.
- "This article is dust."
- A comparatively bad thing.
- Something worse than coal.
E
F
G
gem
Etymology
From the English word "gem", meaning "A precious stone, usually of substantial monetary value due to its beauty and appearance"
Noun
gem (countable, plural gems, apostrophised 'em)
- A high-effort and high-quality post.
- "This post is such a gem."
- A good thing.
gemerald
Etymology
gem + -erald, from the English word "emerald", proposed Futurama origin
Noun
gemerald (countable, plural gemeralds, apostrophised 'rald)
- A word combo that means a post higher quality than a regular gem.
- "rare cobson gemerald."
H
HWABAG
Etymology
From the phrase He Will Always Be A Gem[6]
Acronym
HWABAG
- Cobson will always be high-quality.
- "Cobson is such a gem. HWABAG."
- He will always be high-quality. (Referring to somebody who was mentioned earlier)
- "why do you hate 'plierjak so much? HWABAG"
HWNBAG
Etymology
From the phrase He Will Never Be A Gem[6]
Acronym
HWNBAG
- Cobson will always be low quality.
- "Coalson is brim. HWNBAG."
- He will always be low-quality. (Referring to somebody who was mentioned earlier.)[7]
- "Fuck 'plier, HWNBAG."
I
IAS
Etymology
From the phrase Is a soyjak[6]
Acronym
IAS
- Referring to something possessing the qualities of a Soyjak.
- "Cobson is an IAS gem."
Iron
See Carbon
J
-jak
Etymology
Taken from the end of the Soy Speak word "soyjak."
Suffix
-jak
- Denotes an object as being a soyjak or soyjak variant.
- feraljak, fruitjak, colorjak
- "Say the line, X-jak"[8]
K
L
Lee
Etymology
From Lee Goldson.
Noun
Lee (countable, plural Lees)
- An individual who emulates the obsessive behaviour and anger of the original Lee. Lees of the sharty tend to focus, like their namesake, on one particular variant or type of content they dislike, typically responding with threats of violence to any post containing or referrencing it.
M
Marge
Etymology
From the Simpsons character "Marge".
Interjection
Marge
- Used to express doubt or confusion.
- "Marge."
Margerald
Etymology
From marge + -erald.
Noun
margerald
- A post so confusing that it has become a nonsense gem.
- "Colorjak margerald."
N
NAS
Etymology
From the phrase Not a soyjak[6]
Acronym
NAS
- Referring to something lacking most or all of the qualities of Soyjak.
- "Sidson is NAS coal."
O
OMGSISA
Etymology
From the phrase Oh My God She Is So Attractive[6]
Acronym
OMGSISA
- Referring to an attractive woman.
- "OMGSISA."
- Sarcastiacally used in referrence to troons and ugly women.
P
'P
Etymology
This is a heavily shortened abbreviation of cp.
Q
R
S
T
U
V
Vantablack
Etymology
From the English word "Vantablack", meaning "A class of super-black coatings that absorb almost all light."
Noun
Vantablack (uncountable)
- An extremely low-effort and offensively low-quality post.
- "This post is vantablack niggerstone from hell."
- The worst of the worst.
- Something worse than Brimstone
W
X
Y
YWNBAW
Etymology
From the phrase You Will Never Be A Woman[6]
Acronym
YWNBAW
- An insult referring to the fact that a transgender will never actually become a woman, no matter how hard he tries.
- "YWNBAW, kill yourself tranny freak"
Z
Citations
- ↑ the phrase "gemmy gemerald" or "the gemmiest gemerald" will often be used to indicate something that's better than a normal gemerald.
- ↑ There are some words that are used to say the opposite of brimstone, for example "tanzanite", but these aren't used very commonly. Usually, the term used is "gemerald".
- ↑ used both as a noun and an adjective, although it's usually only used as the phrase "vantablack brimstone", never adding anything to other nouns.
- ↑ There being more words to describe bad things than good things shows how the psyche of the average soyteen operates.
- ↑ usually, 'cado will also be used for the coinslot.
- ↑ 6.0 6.1 6.2 6.3 6.4 6.5 In Soy Speak, every multi-word sentence can become an acronym. This is named Cobson's Law. (named by me)
- ↑ While this definition is possible, nobody ever uses it this way.
- ↑ This is frequently found in twittertroon memes, despite the subjects usually not being 'jaks. This is because trannies are retarded.
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