Soytionary

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Soy Speak ('oy 'peak), also known as 'Jakspeak, is a constructed international auxiliary language spoken mainly on The Party and formerly on /qa/. This page will house a dictionary, where the meaning of words, the correct way to apostrophise them (the main reason why this page was made) and if different from English, their definitions in Soy Speak. Feel free to contribute.

Core Features of Soy Speak

List of Core Vocabulary

English	Soy Speak
a good thing	gem
a bad thing	coal
neuter	carbon
decent	Iron
a good thing, with bad qualities	goal
good	gemmy
bad	coaly
a better thing, comparatively	gemerald
a worse thing, comparatively	dust
a worse thing than the worse thing	brimstone
the worst of the worst	vantablack
normal people	normies
alt-rightist	chud
user of soyjak.party	soyteen, usually written 'teen
soyjak.party	the 'sharty, the sharty, the 'party, the 'arty
4chan	the 'cuck, 4cuck
Discord	'cord, Der 'cord

The above table highlights the very core vocabulary of Soy Speak. These are the words that you will see used the most in the 'sharty.

Apostrophisation

English	Soy Speak
[syllable 1] [syllable 2]	'[syllable 2]
[syllable 1] [syllable 2] [syllable 3]	'[syllable 2] [syllable 3]
[syllable 1] [syllable 2] [syllable 3]	'[syllable 3]

The above table shows the general rules for apostrophising multisyllable nouns in soy speak. While not every noun should be apostrophised in such a manner, any noun with multiple syllables can be abbreviated within Soy Speak using this method. Simply, Soy Speak allows any number of syllables in a noun before the final syllable to be replaced with a " '." For example, Cobson becomes 'son. In some cases, single syllable words like "gem" can be apostrophised in a similar manner but rather than replacing a syllable, only the first letter is replaced. The reason for why this happens stems to bypassing certain words and avoiding persecution from jannies, fittingly, this rule is scientifically called "Janny's law." Nowadays, this feature still exists in Soy Speak, despite there not being much persecution.

Usually, only the first syllable will get removed, which will then happen over and over again to bypass the filters put by jannies. Although there are some examples, like the word "Ongezellig." Ongezellig was first apostrophised as "'zellig," even though logically it should have been "'gezellig." There is dispute as to why this happened, but it is suspected that it is because gezellig doesn't sound very appealing to the ears.

U to V Rule

English	Soy Speak
Chud	Chvd

Sometimes the letter "u" is replaced with "v". This is a reference to old roman writing, that didn't feature the letter "U" and instead used "V" in place of it, this probally didn't originate in the 'sharty but in right wing twitter.

The Soytionary

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gem

Etymology

From the English word "gem", meaning "A precious stone, usually of substantial monetary value due to its beauty and appearance"

Noun

gem (countable, plural gems, apostrophised 'em)

1. A high-effort and high-quality post.
   • "This post is such a gem."
2. A good thing.

A

-ACK

Etymology

Onomatopoia from the sound a tranny make when xhe hangs xerselves.

Interjection

ACK

1. A phrase usually inserted into the middle of a soyquote to indicate the individual being quoted is a tranny.
   • >Trans rights are hum-ACK!

Antimatter

Etymology

From "Anti-" + "Matter" The particles of matter that are reversely charged to the particles of "regular" matter. The term originates from the hypothetical destructive power of Antimatter, when it is isolated.

Noun

Antimatter (uncountable)

1. Something so bad it is met with universal contempt.
2. A hypothetical type of content even worse than Vantablack.
3. The coal that will kill the 'Sharty.

B

Banishment

Etymology

From the English word "Banish", meaning "To send someone away and forbid them returning."

Noun

Banishment (countable, plural Banishments, apostrophised 'nishment, sometimes shortened as ban)

1. A state where a user is unable to post on a website, usually due to breaking one of it's rules.
   • "I got 'nished from the 'cuck for posting 'jaks."

Brimstone

Etymology

From the English word "brimstone", meaning "A synonym for Sulfur, now typically restricted to use in a biblical context."

Noun

Brimstone (countable, plural brimstones, apostrophised 'im, Sometimes shortened as Brim)

1. A very low-effort and offensively low-quality post.
   • "This post is brimstone from the depths of niggerhell."
2. A very bad thing.
3. A word indicating something worse than Dust.

Bugs

Etymology

A small insect.

Noun

Bug (countable, plural bugs, buggies)

1. Insects used for human consumption by soyboys, endorsed by Klaus Schwab and the elites over at the World Economic Forum as an alternative to meat.
   • >You WILL eat the bugs!

C

'Cado

Etymology

From Nikocado Avocado, but apostrophised

Noun

'Cado (countable, plural 'Cados)

1. Nikocado Avocado
   • "Stop spamming the thread with 'cado porn!"
2. Nikocado Avocado's asshole
   • "Stop spamming the thread with 'cado" pictures!"

Carbon

Etymology

From the English word "Carbon", meaning "The chemical element with an atomic number of 6."

Noun

Carbon (uncountable)

1. A Mediocre, forgettable post.
   • "The carbon that does nothing to the Sharty."
2. Something that is neither good nor bad.

Catalog

Etymology

From the English word "Catalogue", meaning "A systematic list of books, names, pictures, etc."

Noun

Catalog (countable, plural Catalogs, apostrophised 'log, sometimes called the Catty)

1. A collection of all the threads on a given board.
   • "Cob on the 'log."
   • "Gemmy catty wipe"

Clitty

Etymology

From clitoris, a small bump on the top of a vagina.

Noun

Clitty

1. A very small penis, usually possessed by incels. Leaks whenever said incel gets angry or excited.
   • "Seething clittycel thread."
   • "Ain't readin allat clittybabble 💀"^{[No one says this]}

Cobson

Etymology

From Jacobson, an alternative word for Soyjak, commonly shortened by Soyspeak to 'Cobson or just Cobson.

Noun

Cobson (Cob, Cobby, Gemson, Coalson, Winson)

1. A soyjak variant that was spammed often on /qa/ and the sharty, traced from a scene from the movie The Lawnmower Man.
   • "Cobson the WINson on the 'log"

Noun

Cobson

1. A soyjak variant that was spammed often on /qa/ and the sharty, traced from a scene from the movie The Lawnmower Man.
   • "Cobson the WINson on the 'log"

Coinslot

Etymology

Slang for Nikocado Avocado's infamous butthole picture that became popular as a shock image in raids.

Noun

Coinslot (countable, plural Coinslots)

1. Nikocado Avocado's infamous butthole picture
   • "Spam xher stream with coinslots!"

4cuck

Etymology

From 4chan + cuck (A weak, virile or submissive man.)

Proper noun

4cuck (apostrophised the 'cuck)

1. An anonymous imageboard founded in 2003, very popular with troons and niggers.
   • "The 'cucks been coal ever since /qa/ got deleted."

D

Discord

Etymology

From the instant messaging platform Discord.

Noun

Discord (countable and uncountable, plural discords apostrophised 'Cord)

1. (uncountable) An instant messaging platform founded in 2015 extremely popular among troons and pedophiles who love ruining the sharty.
   • "Discord and its consequences has been a disaster for the human race."
   • "'cord troons woke up"
2. (countable) Any instance of a server on the above mentioned platform.
   • "Der 'Cord woke up."

Dust

Etymology

From the English word "dust", meaning "Dry material reduced to powder."

Noun

Dust (uncountable, apostrophised 'ust )

1. A low-effort and low-quality post, that contributes very little or no value.
   • "This article is dust."
2. A comparatively bad thing.
3. Something worse than coal.
4. Something that should be forgotten, or erased quickly, due to how low-quality it is.

F

Foid

Etymology

This term is an inverse of the term "moid" which was coined by the radical feminist image board, crystal.cafe.

Noun

foid (countable, plural foids, apostrophised 'oid)

1. A derogatory term used for women (not to be confused with trannies who aren't women.)
   • "The 'fe is filled with retarded foids."

G

Geg

Etymology

From Kek + Gem, artificially created during the laugh wars to help differentiate sharty culture from 4cuck culture.

Interjection

Geg (Sometimes written with multiple 'e's.)

1. Indicating laughter or amusement.
   • "GEEEEEG, do nusoidodoshittys really?."

gem

Etymology

From the English word "gem", meaning "A precious stone, usually of substantial monetary value due to its beauty and appearance"

Noun

gem (countable, plural gems, apostrophised 'em)

1. A high-effort and high-quality post.
   • "This post is such a gem."
2. A good thing.
   • "'cobson is such a gem."

gemerald

Etymology

gem + -erald, from the English word "emerald", proposed Futurama origin

Noun

gemerald (countable, plural gemeralds, apostrophised 'rald)

1. A word combo that means a post higher quality than a regular gem.
   • "common cobson gemerald."

H

HWABAG

Etymology

From the phrase "He Will Always Be A Gem"

Acronym

HWABAG

1. Cobson will always be high-quality.
   • "Cobson is such a gem. HWABAG."
2. He will always be high-quality. (Referring to somebody who was mentioned earlier)
   • "why do you hate 'plierjak so much? HWABAG"

HWNBAG

Etymology

From the phrase "He Will Never Be A Gem"

Acronym

HWNBAG

1. Cobson will always be low quality.
   • "Coalson is brim. HWNBAG."
2. He will always be low-quality. (Referring to somebody who was mentioned earlier.)
   • "Fuck 'plier, HWNBAG."

I

IAS

Etymology

From the phrase "Is a soyjak"

Acronym

IAS

1. Referring to something possessing the qualities of a Soyjak.
   • "Cobson is an IAS gem."

Iron

See Carbon

J

-jak

Etymology

Taken from the end of the Soy Speak word "soyjak."

Suffix

-jak

1. Denotes an object as being a soyjak or soyjak variant.
   • feraljak, fruitjak, colorjak
   • "Say the line, X-jak"

Janny

Etymology

From 4cuck slang "Janny", meaning "A forum moderator"

Noun

Janny (countable, plural Jannies, Janitors apostrophised 'anitor, 'anny, Janitor is sometimes used, as are tranitor, and JanJan)

1. A low level moderator on imageboards that has the ability to delete posts but not ban users, who undertakes their work for no financial compensation whatsoever.
2. Any internet moderator in general, wheather on imageboards or otherwise. Generally recieve no pay for their work.
   • "Janny swept my 'ems off the log"

K

Ketchup

Etymology

From English "ketchup", meaning "A tomato-vinegar-based sauce, sometimes containing spices, onion or garlic."

Noun

ketchup (uncountable, apostrophised 'up)

1. An objective alternative to gem.
   • "Both of us see a thread with some ketchup tier OC"

KYS

Verb

KYS (abbr. fro. kill yourself)

1. An insult that implies the person should commit suicide for the post they made.
   • "Your post is vantablack coal, therefore you should just go KYS, you bloody prick."
2. An expletive that is typed upon seething.
   • "KYS obsessed shitskin."
3. The act of committing suicide.
   • "You're acting irrationally. Don't KYS!"

Kway

Etymology

From 4cuck's /qa/

Proper Noun

Kway (Uncountable)

1. A phonetic pronunciation of /qa/

see /qa/

L

Lee

Etymology

From Lee Goldson.

Noun

Lee (countable, plural Lees)

1. An individual who emulates the obsessive behaviour and anger of the original Lee. Lees of the sharty tend to focus, like their namesake, on one particular variant or type of content they dislike, typically responding with threats of violence to any post containing or referrencing it.

'log

Etymology

Apostrophised form of Catalog.

Noun

'log (countable, plural 'logs)

1. The catalog of /soy/.
   • "'NAS on the 'log MODS MODS MODS"
2. (uncommon) The catalog of any board.

M

Marge

Etymology

From The Simpsons character "Marge", deriving from a leebait image of a scene from The Simpsons where Homer says "Marge, I'm confused. Is this a happy ending or a sad ending?" to which Marge replies with "It's an ending, that's enough."

Interjection

Marge

1. Used to express confusion or doubt.
   • "Marge."

Margerald

Etymology

From marge + -erald.

Noun

margerald (countable, plural margeralds)

1. A post so confusing that it has become a nonsense gem.
   • "Colorjak margerald."

Meds

Etymology

Shortened form of medications.

Noun

Meds

1. Medications, commonly used to weaken symptoms of mentally disorders such as Schizophrenia.
   • "That never happened, meds NOW"

Mustard

Etymology

From English "mustard", meaning "Powder or paste made from seeds of the mustard plant, and used as a condiment or a spice."

Noun

mustard (uncountable, apostrophised 'tard)

1. An objective alternative to coal.
   • "All that's mustard, all that's dust."

N

NAS

Etymology

From the phrase "Not a soyjak"

Acronym

NAS

1. Referring to something lacking most or all of the qualities of Soyjak.
   • "Sidson is NAS coal."

Negate

Etymology

From Negate meaning "To nullify or cause to be innefective"

Verb

Negate (simple past and past participle negated apostrophised 'gated)

1. The act of canceling out a sage by bumping a thread.
   • "'gated"

newGODS

Etymology

From new (Newborn) + -GODS, a suffix showing endearment and well likedness. It is an inverse of 4cuck culture, where the term newfag was used to refer to new users. This is contrarian to the values of the 'sharty, where newGODS are well liked, which resulted in the creation of this term and the creation of the term oldtroon.

Noun

newGOD (countable, plural newGODS)

1. Referring to a new user.
   • "newGODS won oldtroons lost"

Niggerhell

Etymology

From Nigger + Hell

Noun

Niggerhell (countable, plural Niggerhells)

1. A place of eternal damnation, where the enemies of the Sharty are punished
   • "JANNY! Send OP to Niggerhell right now!"

Niggerhoard

Etymology

From Nigger + Hoard

Noun

Niggerhoard (countable, plural Niggerhoards)

1. A large gathering of degenerate, forsaken, or dangerous people.
   • "The unearthly Niggerhoard draws close"

Nothingburger

Etymology

From Nothing + Cheeseburger.

Noun

Nothingburger (countable, plural Nothingburgers)

1. An event that has a large amount of anticipation, but ultimately produces little to nothing in value. In other words, it is expected to be a gem, but turns to dust.
   • "All the raids this week were complete Nothingburgers."

N'oss

Etymology

Words New and Toss combined into one

Noun

N'oss

1. A word for a new toss

Nvke

Etymology

Abbreviation of the Soy Speak phrase "TrvthNvke", which is derived from the phrase "Truth Bomb"

Noun

Nvke (countable, plural Nvkes)

1. A truthful and revealing statement
   • "I'm about to drop some Nvkes about the doll era"

Adjective

1. Revealing and factual.
   • "OP just posted a real Nvke 'toss"

O

Oldtroon

Etymology

From old (Of a living being, having lived for most of the expected years.) + troon, it is an inverse of 4cuck culture, where the term newfag was used to refer to new users. This is contrarian to the values of the 'sharty, where newGODS are well liked, which resulted in the creation of this term and the creation of the term newGOD.

Noun

oldtroon (countable, plural oldtroons, apostrophised 'troon)

1. Referring to an old user, usually frogsissies, who are mad about new soyteens joining the site.
   • "zoomer DIAMOND TOTAL OLDTROON DEATH"
2. Referring to a newGOD trying to act like an old user, while having opinions even oldtroons don't.
   • "The Kuz era wasn't good nigger stop acting like an oldtroon."

OMGSISA

Etymology

From the phrase "Oh My God She Is So Attractive"

Acronym

OMGSISA

1. Referring to an attractive woman.
   • "OMGSISA."
2. Sarcastically used in referrence to troons and ugly women.

Ongezellig

Etymology

From the Dutch animated web series "Ongezellig", the name of which means "Unsociable" in Dutch

Proper noun

Ongezellig (uncountable, apostrophised 'Zellig, rarely 'lig)

1. A dutch animated web series that was first released on youtube in 2018 and gained traction on 4cuck's /qa/. It ended in 2023.
   • "'lig on the 'log."
   • "'zellig is gemmy and /qa/ culture."
   • "'zellig is dutchnime cancer."

P

'P

Etymology

From CP, an English acronym for "child pornography."

Noun

'p (uncountable)

1. Child pornography, often spammed by discord troons or 4cucks to cause chaos.
   • "EMBEDDED 'P AT 0:13 MODS MODS MODS"

Q

/qa/

Etymology

From the 4cuck Question & Answer board.

Acronym

/qa/

1. The Question and & Answer board on 4cuck, which, while not the birthplace of Soyjaks, was where much of early soy culture developed.
   • "Gemson was first posted on /qa/"
2. The Question and & Answer on the Sharty.

S

Sage

Etymology

From a Japanese word pronounced "Sah-gay", but you WILL pronounce it as "sayje" in English.

Noun, Verb

Sage, saged

1. The act of replying to a thread with "sage" in the email field, which prevents your post from bumping the thread up to the top of the catalog, in order to prevent other users from seeing the thread in an attempt to kill the thread.
   • "Coal thread. Sage"
2. A post with sage in the email field

Sharty

Etymology

From "Party" + shart, a shit mixed with a fart.

Noun

Sharty (uncountable)

1. A name for Soyjak.party.
   • "I saw it posted on the sharty."

Sneed

Etymology

From Sneed's Feed and Seed, a meme on /tv/ from The Simpsons.

Noun, Verb

Sneed

1. A meme from The Simpsons, commonly used for shitposting on 4cuck and the sharty.
   • "Clean it up, oh janny, let it Sneed."
2. Used as an alternative to "seethe"

Soot

Etymology

From soy + Moot, founder of 4cuck

Noun

Soot

1. The creator and first admin of Soyjak.party.
   • "SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT"

Sproke

Etymology

The soda beverages "Coke" and "Sprite" mixed together.

Noun

Sroke

1. A drink comprised of Sprite and Coke, was a popular meme on /qa/.
   • "Has anyone ever tried sproke before?"

Soyjak

Etymology

From "Wojak" + soy.

Noun

Soyjak (countable), Soyjaks, Soijak, 'Jak.

1. A meme depicting a stereotype of a nerdy, bald, and unintelligent male, known as a soyboy.
   • "I do NOT look like a soyjak!"

Soyteen

Etymology

From Soyboy + teen (teenager)

Noun

Soyteen (countable, plural Soyteens, apostrophised 'teens or 'oyteens, wordfilter bypassed as soiteen.)

1. One who posts soyjaks, originally used as an insult by 4cucks who perceived such users of being underage or immature.
2. Any participant in soy culture, whether on the Sharty or on splinters.
   • "Gemmy post 'teen"

Soyquote

Etymology

From "Quote", referring to the Greentext feature on imageboards + soy.

Noun

Soyquote.

1. The act of using the quote (greentext) feature on imageboards and posting a soyjak alongside it, implying the person you are quoting looks like that and says that.
2. A thread with a soyjak along with a quote.
   • "So many soyquotes on the catalog today."

T

Thrembo

Etymology

From the Proto-Indo-European *terenus

Numeral

Thrembo

1. A numerical value equal to Ϫ.
2. A hypothetical intiger between 6 and 7.
   • "The raid wiped Ϫ pages on the 'cuck"

'Toss

Etymology

From the American political comic "Stonetoss".

Noun

'toss (countable, plural 'tosses, apostrophised 'oss or 'ss)

1. A comic, typically edited to include soyjaks.
   • "New 'toss."

Trvthnvke

Etymology

Derived from the phrase "Truth Bomb."

Noun

Trvthnvke (countable, plural Truthnvkes, commonly written trvthnvke or trvke.)

1. A truthful and revealing statement
   • "I'm about to drop some Trvthnvkes about the froot era"

Adjective

1. Revealing and factual
   • "OP just posted a real Trvthnvke 'toss"

tsmt

Etymology

From the phrase "this, so much this". Commonly said by trannies, but used by soyteens ironically whenever they agree with something.

Acronym

tsmt

1. Stating an affirmation of the author's agreement with the quoted person's view or opinion

V

Vantablack

Etymology

From the English word "Vantablack", meaning "A class of super-black coatings that absorb almost all light."

Noun

Vantablack (uncountable)

1. An extremely low-effort and offensively low-quality post.
   • "This post is vantablack niggerstone from hell."
2. The worst of the worst.
3. Something worse than Brimstone

W

Win

Noun

Win (countable, plural wins, abbr. W in zoomerspeak)

1. A victorious post or event, sometimes contrasted by the opposing side posting a fail.
   • "Common colorGOD win."
2. A high quality post that represents a trend or faction.
   • "That post is a Swedish win, for certain."

X

Xer

Noun

Xer (uncountable, pronoun, AKA Xher)

1. Derogatory term, implies the person being referred to has bizarre pronouns, and is transgender.
2. A made-up gender neutral pronoun. Helps make him or her feel special.

Y

YWNBAW

Etymology

From the phrase "You Will Never Be A Woman"

Acronym

YWNBAW

1. An insult referring to the fact that a transgender will never actually become a woman, no matter how hard he tries.
   • "YWNBAW, kill yourself tranny freak"

Citations

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