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'''Featured 'Jak'''
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'''About The Wiki'''
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[[Soyjak Wiki]] is a community-driven knowledge base featuring independently fact-checked and [[Peer-reviewed study|peer-reviewed]] information about [[Soyjak|soyjaks]], [[Imageboard|imageboard culture]], and many other topics.
=====Getting Started=====
To get started, simply [[Special:CreateAccount|create an account]], and you're free to go!
 
'''YOU <u>WILL</u> READ THE [[Soyjak Wiki:Rules|RULES]] BEFORE POSTING, CHUD!'''
 
[[media:Tutorial.mp4|You can also follow this tutorial to create your own article.]]
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'''Did you know...'''
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'''[[Soyjak.party/Happenings|Major Events]]'''
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<li>That there are full snapshots of the sharty from [http://sp2022.soyjak.wiki/ June 2022]?</li>
<li>That the [[Soy Community]] has many [[Mysteries of Soy Culture|unsolved mysteries]]?</li>
<li>That there is a secret page [https://soyjak.party/frames.html here] in the Sharty?</li>
<li>That [[Kuz]] may not actually be Kuz and [[Kuz's Identity|could be another person or not even exist at all]]?
<li>That [[Max]] is universally considered the worst admin in the history of the 'party? (Worse than [[Captain Coal]] even)</li>
<li>That ''[[Cobson|The Lawnmower Man]]'' actually tells the story of the sharty?</li>
<li>The 'party now has a [[Know Your Meme]] page?</li>
<li>That posting the text [[Soyjak.party|"basedjak.party"]] anywhere on [[4chan]] gets you an automatic 3-day ban?</li>
<li>That you can evade the ban above by typing "s0yjak.party" because it gets filtered to "basedjak.party"?</li>
<li>That the world record for the [[Artificial Soyduel#Real Time Artificial Soyduels|longest soyduel in history]] clocked in at 6077 replies and lasted almost a month?</li>
<li>That [[Janny|jannys]] on [[A/|/a/]] have a policy of knowingly allowing [[Stealth jak|stealthjak]] threads and will instead delete /a/ natives calling it out, so long as [[Stealth jak#Janny Response|most of the thread doesn't notice?]]</li>
<li>That [[Nojak]] is canonically [[Jews|Jewish]]?</li>
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<li>[[SudeArchive|Brand new soy archive]]. Check it out: https://archive.marge.moe/</li>
<li>[[Root]] becomes primary site admin</li>
<li>[[Doll]] officially steps down as admin, again</li>
<li>[[Angeleno]] leaves</li>
<li>[[Soot|Sooty soot]] holds [[Soot/02-17-QA|two]] [[Soot/02-21-QA|Q&As]]</li>
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About The Wiki

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Soyjak Wiki is a community-driven knowledge base featuring independently fact-checked and peer-reviewed information about soyjaks, imageboard culture, and many other topics.

Getting Started

To get started, simply create an account, and you're free to go!

YOU WILL READ THE RULES BEFORE POSTING, CHUD!

You can also follow this tutorial to create your own article.

Did you know...

 

Major Events

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