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[[File:Cat.png|thumb|An excited | [[File:Cat.png|thumb|An excited Tranimal the second it's owner brings it's toy ('''''Felis catus or cat for dumb brainlets)''''']] | ||
Tranimals are multisoylular organisms that evolved from single cells to form a complex being all in the span of millions of years. Tranimals can eat, drink, have sex and dilate, Most of the world's tranimals are all [[bugs]] which exist for the sole purpose to serve nutrition for the higher beings; Nutrition becomes energy for the tranimal allowing it to move, eat, drink and have sex, adding up it's main purpose of reproduction which is their highest priority and objective of life. Tranimals can come from many bio family trees and make up many kinds of species such as Mammals, reptiles, birds, [[Fishjak|fishes]] and h*cking wholesome puppers | |||
[[File:Bug.png|left|thumb|Delicious bug, ready to be eaten]] | [[File:Bug.png|left|thumb|Delicious bug, ready to be eaten]] | ||
And yes | And yes tranimals exist and it has been proven by peer reviewed sources.<ref>https://www.buzzfeed.com/tag/animals</ref> | ||
== Origins == | == Origins == | ||
[[File:Dog.jpg|left|thumb|This thing is made out of star dust, like yourself. Therefore you is literally the same as this]] | [[File:Dog.jpg|left|thumb|This thing is made out of star dust, like yourself. Therefore [[you]] is literally the same as this]] | ||
All | All tranimals are made from star dust that have been through the space, through super novas and all kinds of places, isn't science (forgive the wording) fr*cking amazing? | ||
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== SEX == | == SEX (mating) == | ||
''Main article: [[Sex]]'' | ''Main article: [[Sex]]'' | ||
Sex is the primary way | Sex, or “mating” as [[Jews|Animal Planet]] describes it to literal children, is the primary way tranimals (mostly mammals, doggos, reptiles, birds, bugs and etc...) reproduce and share their genetic material onto the next generation, it's the way they keep themselves "immortal" and proceed with life. | ||
[[File:Frogs.jpg|thumb|Frog couple of the same species together, you just know they have sex]] | [[File:Frogs.jpg|thumb|Frog couple of the same species together, you just know they have sex]] | ||
Sex feels good due to the disadvantages of spending 10 seconds sticking dick in flesh wound and putting goo there would have to a being, making it vulnerable to predators who are out to get them at all times, they are literally everywhere, in the leaves, on the ground, on the water, on the air, | Sex feels good due to the disadvantages of spending 10 seconds sticking dick in flesh wound and putting goo there would have to a being, making it vulnerable to predators who are out to get them at all times, they are literally everywhere, in the leaves, on the ground, on the water, on the air, tranimals are only free from this constant persecution in soyciety once they are domesticated by humans or kept in captivity where they get meds given to them in their food. | ||
For <u>sex</u> to occur it usually requires 2 beings of the opposite gender | For <u>sex</u> to occur it usually requires 2 beings of the opposite gender | ||
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Although this concept has already been widely criticized and debunked by multiple psychologists and the [[science]] community. | Although this concept has already been widely criticized and debunked by multiple psychologists and the [[science]] community. | ||
Exceptions might occur in which | Exceptions might occur in which tranimals have sex with others of different species although those are rare and it's even more rare when they can actually reproduce, an example of interspecies mating is a quick looking into the Furry Fandom. | ||
[[File:Elephant Seals.jpg|left|thumb|Polygyny in Elephant Seals '''(blackpilled again)''']] | [[File:Elephant Seals.jpg|left|thumb|Polygyny in Elephant Seals '''(blackpilled again)''']] | ||
Mating practices vary in the | Mating practices vary in the tranimal kingdom, most tranimals are polygamous with very few being monogamous, Humans attempted to be monogamous out of bigotry and putting pressure on womyn but that outdated concept has long been discarded and Humans are more true to their nature more now than ever, the scientific consensus is that [https://ifstudies.org/blog/is-monogamy-unnatural/#:~:text=Among%20mammals%2C%20just%209%20percent,where%20women%20have%20multiple%20husbands). Humans are considered polygynous and that's a good thing.] | ||
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* Being a [[The 20 Year Old WOJACKER|WOJACKER]] | * Being a [[The 20 Year Old WOJACKER|WOJACKER]] | ||
* Not supporting BLM | * Not supporting BLM | ||
* Increased suicide attempts | * [[Trannies|Increased suicide attempts]] | ||
=== List of Sex-less people === | === List of Sex-less people === | ||
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* [[Chudjak]] | * [[Chudjak]] | ||
* [[Markiplier Soyjak|Markiplier]] | * [[Markiplier Soyjak|Markiplier]] | ||
* | * [[You]] | ||
== Humans == | == Humans == | ||
[[File:Accurately real life based soyak very excited hype eyes shining.png|thumb|An excited human]] | [[File:Accurately real life based soyak very excited hype eyes shining.png|thumb|An excited human]] | ||
Despite popular belief humans are not so different from most | Despite popular belief humans are not so different from most tranimals, our actions are all predetermined by the chemical reactions in our brain, and "conscience" is nothing but a bogus claim made by the [[Schizophrenia|mentally ill]]. | ||
In fact humans are worse than most | In fact humans are worse than most tranimals, we are an invasive species that destroys the environment and planet. We are extremely [[Selfish Little Fuck|selfish]] and don't consider helping other people and would rather torture, rape an innocent trans woman than helping her through everything she went through. | ||
Humans are extremely bigoted and oppose change at all costs, if my anthropomorphic furry dog fox girlfriend got created through genetic engineering (which would also be highly criticised) Humans would rush to destroy it due to being ignorant. | Humans are extremely bigoted and oppose change at all costs, if my anthropomorphic furry dog fox girlfriend got created through genetic engineering (which would also be highly criticised) Humans would rush to destroy it due to being ignorant. | ||
Every single day I lose hope for humanity, every time i see someone say nigger or whatever it really kills my mood and makes me wish this species would go extinct | Every single day I lose hope for humanity, every time i see someone say nigger or whatever it really kills my mood and makes me wish this species would go extinct just because you look like cum and he looks like shit that dosent mean your any better hm? fine. lets not talk about the yellow ones then | ||
[[File:Soy smug.png|left|thumb|My face as i write this section of the article]] | [[File:Soy smug.png|left|thumb|My face as i write this section of the article]] | ||
[[File:Ssss.jpg|thumb|(You) in a couple of seconds]] | [[File:Ssss.jpg|thumb|(You) in a couple of seconds]] | ||
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==See also== | ==See also== | ||
* [https://soyjak.party/an/ /an/] | |||
* [[Bugjak]] | * [[Bugjak]] | ||
* [[Squirrel]] | * [[Squirrel]] | ||
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* [[Fingerboys]] | * [[Fingerboys]] | ||
* [[Fishjak]] | * [[Fishjak]] | ||
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== Citations == | |||
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Latest revision as of 22:34, 7 April 2024
This page is a gem.
Tranimals are multisoylular organisms that evolved from single cells to form a complex being all in the span of millions of years. Tranimals can eat, drink, have sex and dilate, Most of the world's tranimals are all bugs which exist for the sole purpose to serve nutrition for the higher beings; Nutrition becomes energy for the tranimal allowing it to move, eat, drink and have sex, adding up it's main purpose of reproduction which is their highest priority and objective of life. Tranimals can come from many bio family trees and make up many kinds of species such as Mammals, reptiles, birds, fishes and h*cking wholesome puppers
And yes tranimals exist and it has been proven by peer reviewed sources.[1]
Origins
All tranimals are made from star dust that have been through the space, through super novas and all kinds of places, isn't science (forgive the wording) fr*cking amazing?
SEX (mating)
Main article: Sex
Sex, or “mating” as Animal Planet describes it to literal children, is the primary way tranimals (mostly mammals, doggos, reptiles, birds, bugs and etc...) reproduce and share their genetic material onto the next generation, it's the way they keep themselves "immortal" and proceed with life.
Sex feels good due to the disadvantages of spending 10 seconds sticking dick in flesh wound and putting goo there would have to a being, making it vulnerable to predators who are out to get them at all times, they are literally everywhere, in the leaves, on the ground, on the water, on the air, tranimals are only free from this constant persecution in soyciety once they are domesticated by humans or kept in captivity where they get meds given to them in their food.
For sex to occur it usually requires 2 beings of the opposite gender
- Male
- Female
Although this concept has already been widely criticized and debunked by multiple psychologists and the science community.
Exceptions might occur in which tranimals have sex with others of different species although those are rare and it's even more rare when they can actually reproduce, an example of interspecies mating is a quick looking into the Furry Fandom.
Mating practices vary in the tranimal kingdom, most tranimals are polygamous with very few being monogamous, Humans attempted to be monogamous out of bigotry and putting pressure on womyn but that outdated concept has long been discarded and Humans are more true to their nature more now than ever, the scientific consensus is that Humans are considered polygynous and that's a good thing.
The Effects of being Sex-less
- High likeness of having bigoted beliefs
- Highly likely to support alt-right movements like nofap, mgtow and super straight
- Constant rage and anger due to seeing people have sex
- Saying the n word
- Being right wing
- Being a WOJACKER
- Not supporting BLM
- Increased suicide attempts
List of Sex-less people
- SOOT
- The entire user-base of soyjak.party
- Soyberg
- Chudjak
- Markiplier
- You
Humans
Despite popular belief humans are not so different from most tranimals, our actions are all predetermined by the chemical reactions in our brain, and "conscience" is nothing but a bogus claim made by the mentally ill.
In fact humans are worse than most tranimals, we are an invasive species that destroys the environment and planet. We are extremely selfish and don't consider helping other people and would rather torture, rape an innocent trans woman than helping her through everything she went through.
Humans are extremely bigoted and oppose change at all costs, if my anthropomorphic furry dog fox girlfriend got created through genetic engineering (which would also be highly criticised) Humans would rush to destroy it due to being ignorant.
Every single day I lose hope for humanity, every time i see someone say nigger or whatever it really kills my mood and makes me wish this species would go extinct just because you look like cum and he looks like shit that dosent mean your any better hm? fine. lets not talk about the yellow ones then
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Soy cat (once again)
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Soy bird surprisingly with teeth, rather questionable what it's excited for
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A soy seal
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A soy bunny holding nintendo switch controls
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A soy bird singy attempting to attract potential mates
See also
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♦ Archeology ♦ Biology ♦ Virology ♦ Nutritionial science ♦ Mathematics ♦ Sociology ♦ Psychology ♦ Technology ♦ Philosophy ♦ Zoology ♦ Ajakogenesis ♦ Robotics
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Science in praxis [+]
♦ Fourth Industrial Revolution ♦ Communism ♦ Meds ♦ Atheism ♦ Abortion ♦ Pod ♦ Bugs ♦ Quarantine | |
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Theoretical branches [+]
♦ Time Travel ♦ Soyrooms ♦ Poop 2 ♦ Hypothetical soyjaks ♦ Coal 3 |
