GET

>Check these dubs!

A GET is a post that features an uncommon pattern of repeating digits in its ID.

Notable GETs include posts where the ID is a single, repeating digit, and powers of ten.

Types of GET

X denotes identical digits present in a post number. The more repeating digits, the more significant the GET is considered.

Sequence	Name
XX	Dubs
XXX	Trips
XXXX	Quads
XXXXX	Quints
XXXXXX	Sexes
XXXXXXX	Septs
XXXXXXXX	Octs
XXXXXXXXX	Nons
XXXXXXXXXX	Decs

Natural vs Artificial GETs

A natural GET is a GET that is obtained accidentally, without the poster being aware that their post was likely to be a GET. By contrast, an artificial GET (also known as a scripted GET) is a GET that was obtained on purpose by way of the poster carefully timing when they post in order to increase their chances of obtaining a GET. While it is often impossible to tell for certain whether a GET is natural or artificial, a surefire way to identify an artificial GET post is if it references GETs and/or the digits it expects to have. GETs are more likely to be identified as natural if their content is informal and they look to be unscripted and unexpecting of receiving much attention.

Saging for post count manipulation

Sometimes, when a major GET is approaching, some Anons sage posts far back in the catalog in order to subtly raise the post count, hampering users' ability to monitor the current post number. This method can be used either to procure an artificial GET, or to prevent other users from doing so, thereby increasing the likelihood of an oblivious user's unplanned post obtaining the coveted digits.

GETs on /soy/

77777 GET

Post no. 77777 was obtained on April 29, 2021 by a Chud who reacted negatively to an image of a warped Wholesome Soyjak. It received 204 replies, and is notable for being the casus belli for the Soyvil War.

Stop posting this awful soy.

88888 GET

Post no. 88888 was an image of Jacobson, a deformed baby soyjak. It is notable for being the next set of quints after 77777, which was a Norwegian win; this post, however, was seen as a Swedish win.

>>88888

WE POGGERS NAO

99999 and 100000 GETs

Both GETs were obtained on /soy/ on June 2, 2021.

Post no. 99999 featured a picture of Gawr Gura.

The reactions were for the most part enthusiastic, calling the post a massive racist win. It should be noted that /holo/ used to be a (very short-lived) board, and this milestone post represents a good occasion to bring it back.

Due to the June 8, 2021 hacking incident, this thread was resurrected after Soot restored the backup. The two versions diverge from post no. 100839 onwards.

FUCK NIGGERS

Post no. 100000 featured a picture of Cirno, with no commentary. Reactions were more lukewarm. One poster commented:

completely accidental GET, typical of cirnofails.

Cirno is associated with the number 9, and losing the 99999 GET by one post is extremely fitting for her canonical reputation as a mentally retarded character. This thread was not restored on June 8.

(No caption.)

In the time leading up to the GET, the board was lively with predictions. One candidate for the 99999 GET could've been Satania, given that 99999 is an upside-down version of the Satanic GET 66666. Even God joined the brawl, and tried to claim the GET.

Even God and Satan were fighting tooth and nail for this GET.

111111 GET

Post no. 111111 was obtained on June 17, 2021. It is notable for being an undeniable Norwegian win, as attested to by many of its replies. As of August 6, 2021, it has 278 replies.

Kill all swedish people

123456 GET

Warning! The following may feature disinfo, psy-ops, or other infohazards created by the CIA. Proceed with caution.

Post no. 123456 was obtained sometime on June 29, 2021. There are no captures of the post, and it appears to have been deleted shortly after it was posted. The thread inquiring what had happened to the post was swiftly deleted as well.

The only known evidence at the time of writing is two screenshots, which feature a deformed, colorful, baby Soyjak, a combination of several, highly controversial variants. The picture was captioned with babby.

Soot, humbly posting anonymously as Chud ## Admin, explained that the post was deleted due to being posted by "the ban evading spammer that flooded nearly the entirety of /soy/ a few days ago."

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  Exhibit A: computer screenshot, may have been edited.

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  Exhibit B: phoneposter screenshot, harder to edit.

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  Exhibit C: Soot's explanation.

Before Soot's official explanation (which you WILL believe), conspiracy theories (which you WILL disregard as schizo babble) were floating around:

The circumstances of this post are suspicious. It was a GET, it was designed to irritate the userbase, and any traces of its existence were deleted. While its intended purpose may remain unclear, it's certain that it was not a natural GET. Potential links with John McAfee's """suicide""", and the ensuing "dead man's switch" operation, should be investigated, given how these two events happened within a few days of each other.

Users reacted negatively to the reposts of the GET. The general sentiment was summarized in a laconic post as:

forced

boring

awful

wasted

In the same thread, the pro-Colorfuljak faction replied with "seethe", "btfo", and "monochrome failers on suicide watch".

222222 GET

Post no. 222222 (after rollback) was obtained on January 20th, 2022. The post features a picture of Rika Furude, commonly known as "Le BWC/BBC girl". Reactions were mixed.

Colorjaks are coal

Before the rollback it was botted kuz GET that said kissu.moe, but it was deleted shortly after by him after people found out it was him.

The thread was deleted on March 25th 2022 by a seething janny.

299997 GET

GODSON GETalso trans rights are human rights

On January 26th, 2022 Discord user GemsonLover721 attempted to steal the 300,000 GET but failed miserably, GemsonLover721 hopped on a voice chat and after few hours they decided to cope with the loss and declare this as the true GET.

299999 GET

>saves your shartywat do?

Post no. 299999 was obtained on January 26th, 2022. Although unconventional for a soyjak most agreed that it was a gem.

300000 GET

Soybros, in these trying times, we need to stick together

Post no. 300000 was obtained on January 26th, 2022. The post contains a Wholesomejak with red heart emojis for eyes, sending the message that "Soybros, in these trying times, we need to stick together".

Almost everybody has seen this as a massive win. Though Kuz thinking the post was a gem angered some, leading them to think that Kuz, after failing to get the GET on his own, tried to hijack the win into being pro-kuz coal.

333333 GET

Post no. 333333 was obtained on February 10th, 2022. It was a thread with no text other then a period, and an image of a smooching sootjak and a deformed colorjak, the latter being a combination of two controversial 'jak variants. This was a very divisive GET - deformed/color fans declared it a gem while critics called it massive coal and a waste. This matter is still being debated by academics.

400000 GET

Post no. 400000 was obtained on March 23rd, 2022. The get was obtained by Kuz (or at least a pro-Kuz propagandist), who posted a thread that simply read "kuz fucking won". The image accompanying the GET features Yurijak in a KGB uniform, a 'jak originally created for this video and appropriated by the pro-kuz camp.

And no we will not put an image on this article, but trust us it still happened like that ok.

444444 GET

Updoot

Post no. 444444 was obtained on April 5th, 2022. The post simply read "updoot" in response to a Cobson thread, the post also featured a Rika Furude image.

The image was deleted a minute later due to a bug in vichan, many people blamed it on Janitors but this was NOT the case, take your meds.

The response to the GET was mostly negative, with a furious soyteen spamming random ias/nas for several days until the thread was put out of its misery by jannies.

500000 GET

>Yes, Japsterdam *is* real

Post no. 500000 was an anti-Ongezellig thread, it was a coal though. A based dot-spamming chad attempted to derail the coal piece of shit, but ultimately got their posts deleted by an overbearing rogue mod (who was later BTFO'd by Soot himself).

555555 GET

Post no. 555555 was obtained on May 8th, 2022. The post features a Dogjak in a tuxedo and simply read "gem". Reaction was hostile at first, but warmed up. OP claimed that SOOT's software was shit in the thread because he was sitting on a loading page after it uploaded. Given the nature of this GET, some academics argue this was script-coal used to promote nas dust. <- fake news it was literally just a random dogjak nigger, also someone screencap the archive and embed it here please

*PLEASE FINISH THIS COAL* -> https://web.archive.org/web/20220514075624/https://soyjak.party/soy//res/555555.html

666666 GET

Post no. 666666 was obtained June 10th, 2022. The post featured a red angryjak with the text being "HE FUCKING WON". Reactions were mixed with some claiming the GET was trooncord script-coal while other claimed it was an "Discord underdog win". Jannies were back-and-forth on pinning this GET.

777777 GET

Post no. 777777 was obtained July 14th, 2022. It simply says "bant get". The reaction was very hostile.

800000 GET

Post no. 800000 was obtained July 18th, 2022. The post featured a wholesome soyjak holding a heart with the text being "In these wild, divisive and dramatic times of the 'party, us 'jakkers need to stick together and Build Back Better" This GET has often been seen as the successor to the 300000 GET, and it overall received a positive reception. Many divided 'jakkers during this time, such as the sootists and the kuzists agreed that this was a unifying gem.

888888 GET

Post no. 888888 was obtained August 8th, 2022.

899999 GET

Post no. 899999 was obtained August 11th, 2022.

900000 GET

Post no. 900000 was obtained August 11th, 2022.

999999 GET

Post no. 999999 was obtained August 31st, 2022. . The GET called for a raid on 4chan's /lgbt/ board.

1000000 GET

The original unedited GET

The edited one

Post no. 1000000 was obtained August 31st, 2022 and was the biggest GET the sharty has ever had. At first, it was UTTP spam, but the GET was changed by Kuz to a colorjak with the text "colorful win". Shortly after the thread was edited, it was autosaged and subsequently bumped off the 'log by resulting colorspam flood. It is unanimously considered to be the worst GET the sharty has ever had in its entire history.

Some 'teens, enraged by this theft, called on kuz to destroy the UTTP group, which primarily resided on a kuz-owned site called VidLii. Kuz responded by saying "Its done" and removed all their channels. This made up for the coal GET.

1100000 GET

Post no. 1100000 was obtained September 16th 2022.

1111111 GET

Post no. 1111111 was obtained September 17th 2022. The get was botted and was later deleted by the user themself (Source: dude trust me)^{[it just is, ok?]}

1200000 GET

Post no. 1200000 was obtained October 2nd 2022.

1555555 GET

The 1555555 get

Post no. 1555555 was obtained November 25th, 2022. When this post was made, typing in "Soyjak Party" (case must match) would trigger the spam filter. OP later deleted the post after making a post with the text "I MADE UP MY MIND I'M BLOWING THIS FUCKING THREAD UP FUCKING GONE DELETED I DON'T CARE THAT IT'S SHARTY CULTURE TO WASTE GETS ON RANDOM BULLSHIT I FUCKING BLEW IT ON THIOS META CANCER I JUST HAD TO DRAW THIS GEM FIRST BEFORE I BLEW IT ALL TO HELL YOU HAVE 90 SECONDS TO GET. THE. FUCK. OUT OF THIS THREAD."

1599850 GET

On November 30th 2022, Kuz announced on /soy/'s pinned thread that "get's are stupid", and instead ordered that we should get hyped for post number 1599850, which teens then did.

Post no. 1599850 will be obtained shortly.

GETs on other boards

To be researched: GETs on other boards. Can (You) help us?

/int/

9999 and 10000 GETs

These two quads were both obtained in the same /int/ thread (the former in the OP, the latter in the first reply) in quick succession on July 3, 2021. The OP was by a Moroccan and featured an image of a transgender pride flag likely downloaded from Wikipedia with the caption "Trans women are women". The first reply to the thread was by a Mexican who simply said "(nigga?)". Apparently, the Moroccan planned on taking both GETs for himself by quickly replying with an image of a Black Lives Matter flag and the caption "Also Black lives matter", but was too slow to beat the Mexican to the 10000 GET. The Moroccan, severely displeased with the useless 10001 digits his BLM flag obtained, angrily replied to the Mexican.

NIGGER NIGGER YOU DOUBLE NIGGER YOU STOLE MY NASFJASF:LJASFJAS:GET COAL NIGGER NGIGIEIRIGER AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

The Mexican then proceeded to taunt him.

Fuck that, Golf Wang

Fuck that, Golf Wang

Fuck that, Golf Wang

Fuck that, Golf Wang

Fuck that, Golf Wang

Fuck that, Golf Wang

After that, tensions appeared to dissipate and they traded good-natured emoji-filled jests with each other.

9999:Trans women are women10000:(nigga?)

11111 GET

Post no. 11111 on /int/ was obtained on August 1, 2021. It featured one image of a Swedish 'jak and two deformed 'jaks. It is notable both for being a pinned thread and receiving a humorous redtext caption from a moderator.

Are repeating digits normal in your country?'(USER WAS KILLED FOR THIS POST)'

/pol/

7777 GET

This GET was obtained on June 17th, 2021. The OP was by a tor-hopping schizo and featured an image of some Muslims burning the Swedish flag with the caption "KILL ALL SWEDES".

This GET was considered a major win for Islam and Norway, and many chuds called for this gem of a thread to be pinned.

KILL ALL SWEDES

GETs on 4chan

See also: Raids

/aco/

6666666 GET

'son thread

/bant/

14000000 GET

.

/g/

88888888 GET

Give me 1(one) reason why I should leave Windows 7

89000000 GET

/qa/ won, loiussss lost

/gif/

22222222 GET

YLYL cartoon bald men with beards edition

/jp/

37999999 and 38000000 GETs

/qa/ זכה (Translation: /qa/ won)

OH NO BASEDJAK WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

38999999 and 39000000 GETs

plier

/qa/ won.

/k/

55555555 GET

>Gun control

/hc/

2222222 GET

The >>>/hc/ get was stolen on October 5, 2022. Unlike most GETs, the coomers were too focused on masturbating to notice that their get was stolen.

/lgbt/

25000000 GET

Getterino

/p/

3999999 and 4000000 GETs

'son website

This is nut

/pw/

4000000 GET

/r9k/

68000000 GET

69000000 GET (nas but a /qa/ joke nonetheless)

Honestly I don't even want it

[s4s]

10000000 GET

Main article: Swaglord

As retaliation for the deletion of /qa/, soyteens stole the largest /s4s/ get ever. This prompted arch-janny Swaglord to seethe big time as well as a bunch of /s4s/ natives. This was also hailed as a major win for Cobson.

/t/

1111111 GET

>piracy... le BAD!!

On February 5th, 2022, a soyteen scored the first and so far only septs in the history of /t/. Unlike most soyteen GETs on 4chan, post number n°1111111 was well-received by /t/ natives.

/vmg/

888888 GET

HWABAG

999999 GET

piggy board

/vst/

999999 and 1000000 GETs

>I fucking LOVE strategy games

>basedhammer

/x/

30999999 and 31000000 GETs

>I got kicked out of the library for putting the bible in the fiction section

Science