List of copypastas
This page is a gem.
This article is a list of soyjak-themed or more broadly 'sharty culture copypastas created by soyposters that have been sourced from 4chan and the 'party. The ‘aush ‘pasta is on the “List of 4chan bait” article
New Normal
>YOU WILL WEAR THE MASK
>YOU WILL SOCIALLY DISTANCE
>YOU WILL FOLLOW THE ARROWS
>YOU WILL CLAP FOR OUR HEALTH HEROES
>YOU WILL OBEY THE CURFEW
>YOU WILL STOP SEEING YOUR LOVED ONES
>YOU WILL REPORT DISSENTERS
>YOU WILL GIVE UP YOUR PRIVACY AND FREEDOM
>YOU WILL USE NEWSPEAK SUCH AS "COVIDIOT" AND "KAREN"
>YOU WILL EMBRACE MASS SURVEILLANCE ADVERTISED AS "TEST AND TRACE"
>YOU WILL TAKE THE TEST
>YOU WILL BE SODOMIZED, TO TEST FOR COVID-19
>YOU WILL SELF ISOLATE
>YOU WILL TAKE THE GENE MODIFYING "VACCINE"
>YOU WILL BE MARKED WITH THE DIGITAL "SMART TATTOO" MICROCHIP
>YOU WILL BE PLACED IN DEATH CAMPS IF YOU RESIST
>YOU WILL EMBRACE THE GREAT RESET, THE FORTH INDUSTRIAL REVOLUTION
>YOU WILL REJECT GOD
>YOU WILL LIVE IN THE SMART CITY
>YOU WILL LIVE IN THE POD
>YOU WILL EAT THE BUGS
>YOU WILL EAT THE SHIT CAPSULES
>YOU WILL DRINK THE COCKROACH "MILK"
>YOU WILL GIVE UP EVERYTHING YOU OWN
>YOU WILL RENT EVERYTHING, INCLUDING YOUR CLOTHES
>YOU WILL ONLY USE THE APPROVED PRODUCTS AND SERVICES PROVIDED BY FAGMAN
>YOU WILL ONLY BE ALLOWED SELF DRIVING ELECTRIC CARS
>YOU WILL EMBRACE THE CASHLESS SYSTEM
>YOU WILL TRADE IN CARBON CREDITS
>YOU WILL CONNECT WITH NEURALINK
>YOU WILL HAVE PROPAGANDA BEAMED INTO YOUR MIND, INCLUDING SISSY HYPNO
>YOU WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO LEAVE YOUR ASSIGNED QUARANTINE REGION
>YOU WILL EMBRACE OUR NEW WORLD ORDER
>YOU WILL ACCEPT THEIR VERSION OF HISTORY
>YOU WILL ACCEPT THE NEW NORMAL
>YOU WILL OWN NOTHING
>AND YOU WILL BE HAPPY.
Another New Normal Copypasta
>IN THESE UNCERTAIN TRYING TIMES DARK WINTER OF THE NEW NORMAL....
>AS CITIZENS (DECLARED OR UNDECLARED) OF THE GLOBAL VILLAGE YOU MUST COME TOGETHER AS ONE, BUT APART, AND BUILD BACK BETTER WITH SOME NEW EXTENDED LENGTH TEMPORARY GLOBAL RULES TO KICK START THE 4TH INDUSTRIAL REVOLUTION........
>YOU WILL WEAR THE NWO PROVIDED IOT COCK CAGE FOR YOUR PROTECTION
>YOU WILL DRINK THE RECYCLED PISS
>YOU WILL EAT THE BUGGIES
>YOU WILL EAT THE CRICKET BURGER
>YOU WILL DRINK THE COCKROACH MILK
>YOU WILL EAT THE MAGGOT CHIPS
>YOU. WILL. EAT. THE. BUGS.
>YOU WILL TAKE THE MANDATORY VACCINE
>YOU WILL WEAR THE MASK WHILE EATING
>YOU WILL WEAR THE MASK WHILE SLEEPING
>YOU WILL STAY 6FT APART FROM OTHERS EXCEPT FOR DURING YOUR CORPORATION APPROVED BLM RALLIES
>YOU WILL NOT REMEMBER DR SUESS
>YOU WILL NOT QUESTION OUR SCIENCE
>YOU WILL KNELL WHEN THE GEORGE FLOYD ANTHEM PLAYS
>YOU WILL GIVE PUBERTY BLOCKERS TO YOUR CHILDREN
>YOU WILL ACCEPT CORPORATION SET UN MIGRANT QUOTAS
>YOU WILL SOCIALLY DISTANCE
>YOU WILL DESTROY DR SUESS
>YOU WILL CLAP FOR OUR BLM HEALTH HEROES
>YOU WILL OBEY THE CURFEW
>YOU WILL STOP SEEING YOUR LOVED ONES
>YOU WILL REPORT DISSENTERS
>YOU WILL GIVE UP YOUR PRIVACY AND FREEDOM
>YOU WILL USE NEWSPEAK
>YOU WILL EMBRACE MASS SURVELLIENCE FOR YOUR SAFETY
>YOU WILL TAKE THE VMAT2 GENE KILLING MARK OF THE BEAST "VACCINE"
>YOU WILL BE PLACED IN DEATH CAMPS IF YOU RESIST
>YOU WILL RENT YOUR CLOTHES
>YOU WILL LIVE IN POD HOMES WITH YOUR VAXPASS™
>YOU WILL NOT TRAVEL WITHOUT YOUR YOUR VAXPASS™
>YOU WILL EMBRACE THE CASHLESS SYSTEM
>YOU WILL HAVE PROPAGANDA BEAMED INTO YOUR MIND
>YOU WILL ONLY ACCEPT OUR VERSION OF HISTORY
>YOU WILL ONLY READ PRE APPROVED CONTENT
>YOU WILL ONLY HEAR PRE APPROVED CONTENT
>YOU WILL ONLY SEE PRE APPROVED CONTENT
>YOU WILL ONLY THINK PRE APPROVED CONTENT
>YOU WILL NOT DREAM UNAPPROVED CONTENT
>YOU WILL WORSHIP OUR NEW WORLD ORDER ELECTRONIC GOD DEMIURGE
>YOU WILL ACCEPT THE NEW NORMAL
>YOU WILL OWN NOTHING AND YOU WILL BE HAPPY
Billy Mays
See: Billy Mays Copypasta
Schizo threads
What the actual *FUCK* is this thread? There used to be facilities built just to remove and house patients like this away from society, and even then most of those patients didn’t exhibit this kind of deluded and anti social behavior. Who or what the fuck even raised you people? This fucking website isn’t your mental daycare. You either have too much time on your hands in which case you need to meet and make friends, or you’re genuinely sick and need to meet and make friends with doctors. It’s frightening to even think you people are out there. Fuck off
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Jefre Cantu-Ledesma
/qa/ lost
Trump lost
Hitler lost
The Nazis lost
Fascist Italy lost
Imperial Japan lost
/pol/ lost
/qa/ lost
The Tsarists lost
The Confederacy lost
Q was wrong
The capitol riots failed
Ashli Babbitt died like a bitch
Trump was not reinstated
Trump will be imprisoned for being a traitor
There will never be another Republican president ever again
Proud boys are being tortured in prison
Derek Chauvin was found guilty on all charges
Gavin Newsom was not recalled
Vaccines and masks work
The Right lost the culture war
Black Lives Matter
Trans movement has been a total success
Being transgender is more socially acceptable than you
You are being bred out
You are being phased out
You are being replaced
Your kind is on the way to extinction
The rate of suicide in the US is highest in middle-aged white men
You will forever be an example of what not to do to have a functional society
You will never have sex
You will die alone
:)
/qa/ Agility
The concept of a 'home board' is outdated. It's 2022 - the modern /qa/ poster is more agile than ever before and needs a more flexible posting approach to communicate ideas effectively. The confines of one single board can only stifle innovation and the free-flow of information.
Soy Tropes
Soy Tropes II
>The soldiers on Omaha beach died to use tough at the end of their sentences?? MANDELA EFFECT i thought it was for biblically-accurate basedjaks listening to so-bad-it's-good lofi hip hop Plastic Love like in my uncanny valley immersive sim lost media metroidvania-inspired mature animes with no Ludonarrative dissonance because it's almost as if, for less than the cost of a Big Mac, fries and a coke, you can vote with your wallet and buy techwear and asmr pc music in the liminal spaces at the same femboy hooters where john lennon used to beat his wife like an irl boss battle along with the other low-end karens and male manipulaters who gatekeeped and gaslit the /mu/core prequel memes that fact checked that part of neon evangelion where the pope existed in the cars universe during a fucking pandemic like how Ed Edd n Eddy took place in purgatory or how Yakuza John Wick literally made comfy trope threads that trusted the science saying that an inheritance is just your relatives dropping loot when they die, though[1][2][3][6][11][14][19][22][24][25][28][33][39]. Fuck Jim Morrison.
Die kike die
Samefag kike detected. Kill yourself, Samefag kike.
die kike die. DIE KIKE DIE. you're going to the gas chamber. you're going to the oven. the #Trump2020 reich will gas ALL KIKES. Trump is führer, Trump is GOD.
die kike die. DIE KIKE DIE. you're going to the gas chamber. you're going to the oven. the #Trump2020 reich will gas ALL KIKES. Trump is führer, Trump is GOD.
die kike die. DIE KIKE DIE. you're going to the gas chamber. you're going to the oven. the #Trump2020 reich will gas ALL KIKES. Trump is führer, Trump is GOD.
die kike die. DIE KIKE DIE. you're going to the gas chamber. you're going to the oven. the #Trump2020 reich will gas ALL KIKES. Trump is führer, Trump is GOD.
die kike die. DIE KIKE DIE. you're going to the gas chamber. you're going to the oven. the #Trump2020 reich will gas ALL KIKES. Trump is führer, Trump is GOD.
die kike die. DIE KIKE DIE. you're going to the gas chamber. you're going to the oven. the #Trump2020 reich will gas ALL KIKES. Trump is führer, Trump is GOD.
die kike die. DIE KIKE DIE. you're going to the gas chamber. you're going to the oven. the #Trump2020 reich will gas ALL KIKES. Trump is führer, Trump is GOD.
die kike die. DIE KIKE DIE. you're going to the gas chamber. you're going to the oven. the #Trump2020 reich will gas ALL KIKES. Trump is führer, Trump is GOD.
die kike die. DIE KIKE DIE. you're going to the gas chamber. you're going to the oven. the #Trump2020 reich will gas ALL KIKES. Trump is führer, Trump is GOD.
die kike die. DIE KIKE DIE. you're going to the gas chamber. you're going to the oven. the #Trump2020 reich will gas ALL KIKES. Trump is führer, Trump is GOD.
Die nigger die
die nigger die. DIE NIGGER DIE. you're going to the slave ship. you're going to the plantation. the #Trump2020 reich will kill ALL NIGGERS. Trump is führer, Trump is GOD. die nigger die. DIE NIGGER DIE. you're going to the slave ship. you're going to the plantation. the #Trump2020 reich will kill ALL NIGGERS. Trump is führer, Trump is GOD.
Nigger spotting
Another day out nigger spottin
Watch them niggers pick our cotton
Crack that whip and make em cry
Aint no slackin, done on time
Listen to the niggers rhyme
See a house girl, shes so fine
Make her strip down to her thong
This slave girls pussys mighty bomb
Get her pregnant with my kids
Punch her stomach with my fists
Celebrating on the farm
Ma is cooking up a storm
But sorry ma I might be late
Got a couple bucks to break
Head on out back to the field
Make em work hard for their meals
Feed em melon, chicken too
Starve em out if they refuse
Niggers tryna run a way
But those niggers better pray
Release the dogs, they hunt their prey
They eatin nigger for today
Hopping on the IRC
I'm hopping on the IRC right now. Expect this thread to be deleted (and 3 day bans for everyone) in a few minutes.
My pet
sorry guys this is my pet nigger, he sometimes posts "funny" things like this but he is harmless, he might be annoying sometimes, but he is all heart
Just. Fuck. Off.
Just fuck off.
JUST.
FUCK.
OFF.
2 years of your immature unfunny shit. What does this add? Where's the interesting discussion? It's just pointless drivel that you show off to your fellow mouthbreathing middleschoolers
>HAAAHAAAA I QUOTE YOU AND ADD A FUNNY LE BALD GUY LOOK MOMMY
You know what? No. We're done. We're sick of your juvenile attempts of humor. We're sick of your obnoxious spam. WE'RE SICK OF YOUR SHIT.
You wanna act like a toddler? Fine I'll treat you like a toddler. You don't get to sit at the grownups table anymore. You're no longer part of the discussion. Maybe one day if you grow up and mature we'll give you a seat, but until then you're sitting at the kiddy table. Does little baby boy need a diapey? You seem to have trouble keeping your excrement contained since it spews out all over the site.
Go ahead soiquote me. You just prove me right, and deep down you know it. One day you'll look back on this period of your life with utter shame, and you'll find respect for me for trying to knock you out of your stupor.
Raiding
I don't think that is a good idea. /po/ is seriously one of (if not only) boards that still retains old 4chan culture. They do nothing wrong, don't deserve such malicious fate to be dragged into the chaos of soyjak spam. Spamming such boards only makes other anons brand us as underage assholes.
Even Though copypasta
Also see: Even though
>abortions bad even though it kills niggers
>niggers bad even though they shoot niggers
>spics bad even though they torture and kill spics
>koreans bad even though they hate china
>china bad even though they genocide muslims
>muslims bad even though they kill and hate jews
>jews bad even though they are trying to kill off the white race
>killing of white race bad even though it also means killing off white women
>white women bad even though they wash estrogen from pills down the drain
>estrogen in the water bad even though it makes boys into cute femboys
>femboys bad even though they reduce competition for women
>women bad even though they make trannies seethe
>trannies bad even though they kill themselves and they also make real women seethe
>women seething bad even though it upsets simps
>simps bad even though they re-distribute money in economy away from horny retards
>horny retards bad even though they are the only ones left making babies
>babies bad even though you can fuck them
>fucking babies bad even though world elites do it
>world elites bad even though they did 9/11
>9/11 bad even though it killed a lot of mutt goyim and justified country-wide surveillance
>surveillance bad even though a female agent can catch you jerking off which is hot
>jerking off bad even though it makes nofappers seethe
>nofappers bad even though it makes leftist degenerate trannies seethe
>leftists degenerates bad even though they will pay you to fuck their wife
>trannies bad even though without them no one would moderate 4chan
>4chan bad even though it makes losers waste their lives posting on it
>losers wasting their lives on 4chan bad even though it stops them from shooting up schools
>shooting up school bad even though you get to kill your bullies and a bunch of roasties
>roasties bad even though they're your only chance to lose virginity
TOP 10 SOY PROFESSIONS
TOP 10 MOST SOY PROFESSIONS
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9. HR WORKER- YOU WILL DO 2 HOURS OF PRELIMINARY HOMEWORK BEFORE YOUR INTERVIEW, YOU WILL ANSWER MY INANE QUESTIONS COMPLETELY UNREALATED TO THE JOB YOU ARE APPLYING FOR, YOU WILL NOT RECEIVE A REASON FOR YOUR REJECTION
8. PORN ARTIST - YOU WILL SUBSCRIBE TO MY PATREON, YOU WILL NOT SEND UNSOLICITED REQUESTS, YOU WILL NOT REDISTRIBUTE MY ART, I WILL NOT DRAW THAT FETISH ANYMORE BECAUSE IT HURTS MY REPUTATION
7. SENATOR - YOU WILL VOTE FOR ME, YOU WILL NOT VOTE FOR THE EVIL FASCIST NAZI IN THE OTHER PARTY, I WILL NOT ANSWER MY PHONE EVENT HOUGH YOU CALLED ME OVER 20 TIMES TO TALK ABOUT THE THE WATER SUPPLY
6. NURSE - YOU WILL NOT BRING MORE THAN 2 PEOPLE IN THE ROOM DURING YOUR GRANDMA'S DYING MOMENTS BECAUSE YOU MIGHT GIVE HER COVID, YOU WILL ATTEND YOUR YEARLY CHECKUP, YOU WILL TAKE THIS MEDICINE FOR YOUR EAR INFECTION INSTEAD OF LETTING IT HEAL NATURALLY
5.CAFETERIA JANITOR - YOU WILL THROW YOUR GARBAGE IN THE GARBAGE CAN, YOU WILL PUT THE TRAY ON THE PILE NEXT TO THE SINK, YOU WILL NOT LEAVE FOOD AT THE TABLE, YOU WILL NOT POUR WATER ON THE GROUND
4. DMV EMPLOYEE - YOU WILL LET ME TOUCH YOUR HAIR SO I CAN MOVE IT OFF OF YOUR FACE FOR THIS PHOTO, YOU WILL ONLY PAY ME WITH A CHECK OR MONEY ORDER, YOU WILL ONLY BE ALLOWED TO TOUCH YOUR TRANSMISSION 3 TIMES DURING THE PARALLEL PARKING PORTION OF YOUR DRIVER'S TEST, YOU WILL NOT BE ABLE TO SCHEDULE ANOTHER TEST FOR 3 MORE MONTHS
3. COLLEGE PROFESSOR - YOU WILL RESPECT MY WORK, YOU WILL NOT PLAGIARISE, YOU WILL GET THE CITATIONS ACCORDING TO SOME SUPER AUTISTIC FORMAT, TOUCHING A WOMAN'S SHOULDER IS SEXUAL HARRASMENT THEREFORE YOU WILL NOT DO THAT, YOU WILL NOT DARE EMAIL ME WITHOUT FOLLOWING THESE SPECIFIC CONDITIONS
2. BUSDRIVER - YOU WILL STAY IN YOUR ASSIGNED SEAT, YOU WILL GET OFF AT YOUR ASSIGNED STOP, YOU WILL NOT BRING FOOD ON THE BUS, YOU WILL NOT BLOK THE MIDDLE AISLE, YOU WILL CLOSE YOUR WINDOW BEFORE GETTING OFF
1. LIFEGUARD - YOU WILL NOT DIVE HERE, YOU WILL NOT JUMP BACKWARDS OFF THE DIVING BOARD OR DO FLIPS, YOU WILL NOT RIDE 5 PEOPLE DOWN THE WATERSLIDE IN A CONGA LINE, YOU WILL NOT ENGAGE IN HORSE PLAY
NOOO YOU CANT JUST DEMOLISH THE TWIN TOWERS
>NOOO YOU CANT JUST DEMOLISH THE TWIN TOWERS WITH THERMITE AND KILL 3000 AMERICAN GOYIM AND BLAME IT ON FAKE TERRORISTS AND INVADE AFGHANISTAN AND THEN KILL EVEN MORE HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF AMERICANS WITH OPIUM - THATS IMMORAL AND WRONGGGGGG!!! THATS LE BAD OK!!!!!!! NOT MY HECKIN TALL BOY STOCK TRADING TOWERS, GIVING ME A FRIGHTEN!! NOT MY FREAKIN DEAD AMERICAN 9/11 JUMPER MUTT GOYIM SUBHUMAN BEAST OF BURDEN ASBESTOS LUNG FIREFIGHTER LOWER THAN ANIMAL GOLEM LEMMING BARELY DESERVING OF CONSCIOUSNESS GODLESS CLAY MULLATO APOIDIC NIGGERS, NOT MY HECKIN EL MUTTARINOSSSSSSS!!!!!!!! ANYTHING BUT MY FAT NIGGER CATTLE AMERICAN FELLOW SACKS OF SHIT BEING GROUND INTO DUST AND RECYCLED INTO THE PAVEMENT AT GROUND ZERO FOR THE FURTHERMENT OF INTERNATIONAL JEWRY!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST EXPLOIT NIGGER CATTLE GOYIM SUBHUMANS
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST EXPLOIT NIGGER CATTLE GOYIM SUBHUMANS PAYING THEM DIRT LOW WAGES AND WORKING THEM TO THE BONE NEARLY DRIVING TO SUICIDE ALL TO BUY YOURSELF A NICE MANSION AND A YACHT!!!!! THAT'S LE BAD AND IMMORAL!!!! YOU CAN'T JUST IMPORT MILLIONS OF RETARDED BROWN SUBHUMANS TO PLUMMET THE WAGES AND MANIPULATE HOUSE PRICES SO THAT EVERYONE REMAINS A RENTCUCK TILL THE END OF THEIR DAYS!!!! YOU CAN'T JUST OUTSOURCE JOBS TO SMELLY POOJEETS WORKING FOR 1$/HOUR IN INDIA AND AUTOMATE THE REST!!!!!! YOU CAN'T BRAINWASH DUMBFUCK MONGOLOIDS INTO CARING ONLY ABOUT THE CURRENT THING ALL THE WHILE MAKING THEM POORER AND UNHAPPIER AND ENRICHING YOURSELF!!!! THAT'S... THAT'S LE BAD!!!!!!!!! YOU CAN'T TURN SOULLESS GOYIM SUBHUMAN CATTLE NIGGERS BARELY DESERVING OF LIFE INTO OBESE UNHEALTHY GOLEMS ADDICTED TO PORNOGRAPHY SOCIAL MEDIA AND CORN SYRUP FAST FOOD WITH MICROPLASTICS AND TRANNY HORMONES!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU CAN'T JUST DUMP MILLIONS OF TONNS OF TOXIC POLLUTANTS INTO THE AIR AND WATER KILLING OFF ALL WILDLIFE AND CAUSING CLIMATE CHANGE AND THEN LOCK UP EVERYONE IN THE PODS AND FORCE THEM TO EAT BUGS BECAUSE OF IT!!!!!!!!!! YOU CAN'T JUST BRAINWASH WOMEN INTO BECOMING EGOMANIACAL WHORES ONLY SLEEPING WITH TOP 1% GIGACHADS, YOU CAN'T JUST TURN MOST OF MEN INTO LOSER INCELS READY TO BLOW UP SCHOOLS WITH OTHER CATTLE SUBHUMANS!!!!!!!!THAT'S LE EVIL!!!!!!!!!!
Total Nigger Death
Kill niggers. Behead niggers. Roundhouse kick a nigger into the concrete. Slam dunk a nigger baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy blacks. Defecate in a niggers food. Launch niggers into the sun. Stir fry niggers in a wok. Toss niggers into active volcanoes. Urinate into a niggers gas tank. Judo throw niggers into a wood chipper. Twist niggers heads off. Report niggers to the IRS. Karate chop niggers in half. Curb stomp pregnant black niggers. Trap niggers in quicksand. Crush niggers in the trash compactor. Liquefy niggers in a vat of acid. Eat niggers. Dissect niggers. Exterminate niggers in the gas chamber. Stomp nigger skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate niggers in the oven. Lobotomize niggers. Mandatory abortions for niggers. Grind nigger fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown niggers in fried chicken grease. Vaporize niggers with a ray gun. Kick old niggers down the stairs. Feed niggers to alligators. Slice niggers with a katana.
Total Nigger Death (part 2)
Put a bomb in a nigger's mouth. Throw knives at niggers. Inflate niggers until they pop. Send niggers into a blackhole. Castrate niggers. Feed niggers poisoned food. Force niggers to walk the plank. Push niggers into a pit. Kneel on a nigger's neck. Curse niggers with a spell. Stuff nigger babies into the washing machine and turn it on. Flatten niggers with a tank. Pop a nigger's car tire. Strike nigger children with a ruler. Make niggers swim in the Mariana Trench. Cut off a nigger's limbs. Airdrop niggers into Antarctica. Throw niggers off the boat. Pressurize niggers into fine crystals. Light fireworks in a nigger's ass. Falcon-punch a nigger in the face. Make niggers into fiction. Blow niggers heads off with grenade launchers. Blow niggers brains open with a sniper rifle. Lock niggers in a cage and drown them underwater. Nail niggers to a cross and stab them. Run over niggers with a tank feet-first. Crush niggers with a press. Attack niggers with acid. Boil niggers in a pan. Lock niggers inside a brazen bull. Burn niggers alive. Drag niggers across a wall of spikes. Pour molten lava on niggers. Quarter niggers. Impale niggers on a pike. Total nigger death.
Total Nigger Death (part 3)
Tenderize niggers with a mallet. Ionise niggers in a mass spectrometer. Irradiate niggers in a nuclear reactor. Spaghettify niggers in a black hole. Curse niggers with the necronomicon. Trap niggers in purgatory. Bang a niggers testicles with a spiked bat. Throw niggers off a twelve story building. Freeze dry niggers in the vacuum of space. Fry niggers with power lines. Feed niggers ricin. Kneecap a nigger with a twelve gauge. Re enslave niggers. Sell niggers organs on the black market. Run niggers over with an eighteen wheeler. Throw niggers into the grand canyon. Burn niggers with jet engine exhaust. Beat niggers to death with a tire iron. Cauterise a niggers asshole with a blowtorch. Sacrifice niggers to the sun god. Drop niggers out of a plane at fourty thousand feet. Feed niggers to sharks. Load a nigger into a cannon and shoot the nigger at a concrete wall. Keel Haul niggers under a galleon. Disembowel niggers with a bayonet. Strap a nigger to a cruise missile and launch it at a nigger neighbourhood. Drop niggers into chernobyl reactor building number 4. Hang, draw, and quarter niggers. Lure niggers in with fried chicken and trap them with bear traps. Force a nigger to learn calculus, then kill the nigger anyway. Atomize niggers with a powerfist. Throw niggers into vats full of FEV virus. Choke niggers with barbed wire. Throw pianos at niggers from 40-story buildings. Throw niggers at pianos from 40-story buildings. Deep-freeze niggers in liquid nitrogen then shatter them with a hammer. Tie niggers to ICBMs then fire them at Israel. Shoot niggers with syringe guns. Defecate on nigger food stamps. Make niggers pay child support in blood. Build a newton cannon and fire niggers into the orbit. Put advertisement posters on niggers then nail them to their bodies with a hammer. Irradiate niggers with depleted uranium.
Total Nigger Death (part 4)
Launch a nigger with a trebuchet. Send a nigger exploring titanic in a cheap submarine. Use a nigger as a crash test dummy. Tie niggers onto growing bamboo shoots. Film an entire jackass movie on a nigger. Trample niggers. Bury niggers alive. Play bowling with niggers heads as pins. Grate niggers with a cheese grater. Get niggers stuck in an elevator. Spray a niggers toilet paper with poison ivy. Shoot a nigger directly with the Gustav gun. Sabotage a niggers parachute. Sabotage a niggers bungee. Trap a nigger under ice. Force a nigger to work and support a family of 5. Force niggers into gladiatorial combat. Send niggers back to warring African tribes. Hide a snake in a niggers room. Put niggers on a hot air balloon with low gas. Harvest a niggers organs. Waterboard niggers with gasoline, then set them on fire. Flay niggers. Tie niggers to train tracks. Put laxatives in their koolaid. Recreate mortal kombat fatalities on niggers. Gibbet niggers. Tie a lightning rod to a niggers head during a storm. Lure niggers into suicide pods. Bury niggers neck deep and surround them with scorpions. Clear a mine field by sending niggers to it. Stir niggers into cement. Squeeze niggers through a chain link fence. Hack niggers socials and make them say they have irrefutable evidence that would lead to Hillary's arrest. Perform adorcism on a nigger. Microwave a niggers head. Suck a nigger into pool drainage ass first. Pour nitroglycerin inside a niggers basketball. Inject ebola in its food. Put a chubby nigger in a tribe of cannibals. Pressure wash niggers black skin. Play games with niggers jigsaw style. Trim a niggers nose hairs with a lawn mower. Strap a nigger to a wind turbine blade. Flatten a nigger in an industrial rolling machine. Turn a niggers bones into furniture. Make minced meat out of a nigger and serve nigga patties to other niggers. Feed a nigger viagra and put an activated sawblade in front of its dick. Disguise a thermally activated lightsaber as a niggers dildo. Stone niggers. Tranquilize niggers and put them in lion pits. Make a subhuman centipede from niggers. Throw a nigger down a well. Prescribe incorrect medication to niggers. Pimp-slap niggers into airplane turbines. Displace niggers in a predicted meteoroid contact area. Gift a nigger a lethal dose of fentanyl. Put dog collars on niggers at maximum voltage. Give niggers sentient brain parasites. Give niggers over to aliens in area 51 to be probed. Leave niggers out for vultures. Drive a nigger into a tornado with a remote controlled vehicle. Do freaky voodoo on a nigger. Strap niggers on a roller-coaster and use them as target practice.
Total Nigger Life
Befriend niggers. Respect niggers. Roundhouse kick nigger friendships into existence. Slam dunk some healthy fruit and vegetables into a nigger baby's mouth. Love thy neighbour. Share some food with a nigger. Launch niggers into orbit as part of high-paying astronaut jobs. Treat niggers like human beings. Warn niggers not to fall into active volcanoes. Share life experiences with niggers. Watch TV and play video games with niggers. Invite niggers to parties. Report niggers to the Nobel foundation. Karate chop racial sterotypes in half. Give up your seat for pregnant black niggers. Free niggers from quicksand. Appreciate niggers. Observe black history month. Eat with niggers. Judge niggers by the content of their character. Dance with niggers with steel-toed boots. Cremate niggers in the oven, but only if their family didn't want them to be buried. Dignify niggers. Civil rights for niggers. Collect niggers garbage to put in the garbage disposal. Surgically reconstruct niggers with a ray gun. Help old niggers cross the road. Admire niggers. Slice racism with a katana.
THE RIGHT WING IS RISING IN THE WEST!?o
>THE RIGHT WING IS RISING IN THE WEST!?
>DEPLOY ASTOLFO
>DEPLOY FELIX FROM RE:ZERO
>INITIATE THE CAITLYN JENNER TRANSITION
>DESIGN THE TRANS FLAG AND SET UP 5,000 TWITTER ACCOUNTS TO PROMOTE IT
>INVENT NEOPRONOUNS
>INVENT THE TERM 'NEURODIVERGENT'
>INVENT PRIDE MONTH
>DEPLOY THE FALSE FLAG ORLANDO SHOOTING
>INVENT TRANSGENDER WEEK OF VISIBILITY
>FABRICATE TRANS MURDER STATISTICS
>ACTIVATE WIDESPREAD TRAP AND FEMBOY PORN
>ACTIVATE GERUDO LINK
>REGISTER THE DEGENERATE TRAP AND FEMBOY YOUTUBE CHANNELS
>MARKET THE IMPOSSIBLE WHOPPER
>EMBRACE THE IMPOSSIBLE WHOPPER MEMES
>PUSH ONIONS PRODUCTS
>PUSH THE PROGRAMMING SOCKS MEME
>SPREAD THE MADE UP "PROSTATE ORGASM" ARTICLES
>SUBLIMINALLY INSERT "BOIPUCCI", "BUSSY", AND "THRUSSY" INTO MAINSTREAM VOCABULARY
>KEEP THE PUBLIC ENGAGED WITH ENDLESS STORIES ABOUT TRANS PEOPLE IN BATHROOMS AND SPORT
>DO NOT STOP UNTIL EVERY WESTERNER IS A TRANNY, FEMBOY, TRAP, OR COOMER
Please stop posting Hanging Troonjak
Is anyone else actually offended / traumatized by the hanging troonjak meme? I’m actually transgender and have been transitioning since 2017. I’ve browsed 4chan since about 2015 and I really hate seeing the hanging troonjak meme because it highlights a lot of insecurities for me (such as a male face, stubble which I constantly have to shave, masculine facial structure)
Every time I see the hanging troonjak meme I have to go look at myself in the mirror and make sure that I don’t look like it. I hate to imagine myself as that caricature. Everyone on /lgbt/ (which is a hatebox if anything) says that I pass which is very nice and I’m happy that my transition has gone well for me.
The hanging troonjak meme also obviously depicts suicide. I have attempted suicide and been hospitalized for it many times, mainly because of gender dysphoria. When I see the hanging troonjak meme I am reminded of these attempts and it brings back traumatic flashbacks for me. I relive these bad times in my life.
The people that post the hanging troonjak meme also tend to post bad post-op pics. I had my bottom surgery in 2019 and have a fully functional neovagina, and after these last few years I rarely have to dilate it (the dilation at this point is mainly just done via sex with my boyfriend) but man I cannot explain how fucking excruciating the pain was for the first year. Absolutely unbearable. I had to get prescribed oxycodone just to be able to handle it. When these bad post op pics get posted it reminds me of this EXTREMELY painful time in my life, and brings about all the dysphoric thoughts I had back then (mainly shit like “OH THE MEMES WERE TRUE YOU’RE GONNA REGRET THIS FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE!!!” would go through my head 24/7 for the first year, but once it healed and I could have sex with it, these thoughts went away and I became extremely happy when I could have legitimate PIV sex with my boyfriend)
Can you guys please stop posting the hanging troonjak meme? It’s really offensive, and really triggering for MtF transgender people. I just want to be able to have fun and post soyjak memes on this website with you guys, because I love soyjak and have made a lot of soyjak memes and I upload them to the soybooru all the time, but I hate seeing the trannyjak edits. It’s so overused, it’s so spammed, and it’s not even funny. You could be posting GEMson but instead you post this stupid meme that depicts a caricature of trans people and makes fun of the extreme struggles that we go through when we make the transision. It’s not funny, it’s just cruel, sad, pathetic, and stupid. And it’s just posted by a by a bunch of incels who are trannies in denial in the first place. I call upon soyjak.party to stop posting hanging troonjak immediately!
And for your actions…
And for your actions, the faggots have committed an unforgivable crime. All faggots shall be removed from Europe and America. No one shall love them nor forgive them. Israel shall be destroyed. Africa shall be recolonized.
And everyone you love goes to hell forever and ceases to be. Along with you.
All that you hate happens. And all that you hate is good. All that you hate wins. And all that you hate is loved by all.
Every harm against you and your ancestors is blessed and good. All that you are is undone. And all you get is punishment.
All your love dies. All that you have is taken. And all that you love kills you.
#TRUMP #MAGA #MD2GA @POTUS #Q #WWG1WGA kill niggers kill kikes 1488 KKK swastika SIEG HEIL for the reich the #Trump2020 reich lynch niggers gas the kikes.
die kike die. DIE KIKE DIE. you're going to the gas chamber. you're going to the oven. the #Trump2020 reich will gas ALL KIKES. Trump is führer, Trump is GOD.
Trump won. Get over it. kill the cereanigger /a/ janitor. Trump won. Get over it. kill the miianigger /a/ janitor. Trump won. Get over it. kill the ryuukonigger /a/ janitor. Trump won. Get over it. kill the cereanigger /a/ janitor. Trump won. Get over it.
Kill Zelligtroons
Kill ongezellig posters. Behead ongezellig posters. Roundhouse kick a ongezellig spammer into the concrete. Slam dunk a ongezellig spammer nonexistent baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy dutch. Defecate in a ongezellig posters estrogen. Launch ongezellig posters into the sun. Stir fry ongezellig posters in a pan. Toss ongezellig posters into active volcanoes. Urinate into a ongezellig posters gas tank. Judo throw ongezellig posters into a wood chipper. Twist ongezellig posters heads off. Report ongezellig posters to the FBI. Karate chop ongezellig posters in half. Curb stomp fagpregnant dutch ongezellig posters. Trap ongezellig posters in bogs. Crush ongezellig posters in the trash compactor. Liquefy ongezellig posters in a vat of acid. Eat ongezellig posters for the healthy soy dose. Dissect ongezellig posters. Exterminate ongezellig posters in the gas chamber. Stomp ongezellig spammer skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate ongezellig posters in the oven. Lobotomize ongezellig posters. Mandatory abortions for the few fertile ongezellig posters. Grind ongezellig spammer nonexistent fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown ongezellig posters in fried soy milk. Vaporize ongezellig posters with a ray gun. Kick old ongezellig posters down the stairs. Feed ongezellig posters to the North Sea. Slice ongezellig posters with a longsword. I say this and look like this.
Fedschan
Soybaby shitcel sharty Libtards ruined /qa/. I miss in 2018 when me and the frog squad would come to /qa/ to make fun of Weab Mafia pedo cucks after laughing at soybaby libtards, Hiro even had the /r9k/ Pepe spinoff board. But then when falseflag incel Shartycucks raided /lgbt/, they blamed frogbros to the jannies and made Hiro delete /qa/. These immigrant Soybaby shartycels then subverted all of 4chan against frogs and then made it a cringe & bluepilled soycucky weab cattle Demonrat commie glowpot BBC support site. Fuck all soybabies and shartycucks and weabs.
Dude!
>DUDE i just LOVE the hustle and bustle of the big city, it’s so DYNAMIC and makes me feel like i’m in one of my favourite TV SHOWS. you should totally come on down to my studio apartment, it’s got EXPOSED RED BRICK walls and everything, we can crack open a nice hoppy ipa or three and get crazy watching some cartoons on adult swim! and dude, dude, DUDE, we have GOTTA go down to the barcade- listen here, right, it’s a BAR where us ADULTS who do ADULTING can go DRINK. BUT!!!! it’s also an ARCADE like when we were kids, so we can play awesome VIDEO GAMES, without dumb kids bothering us. speaking of which megan and i have finally decided to tie the knot- literally -we’re both getting snipped tomorrow at the hospital, that way we can save money to spent more on ourselves and our FURBABIES. i’m fuckin JACKED man, i’m gonna SLAM this craft beer and pop open another one!!!
We are legion
Heh, so I finally found your disgusting hiding grounds.... I expected the site to look better, but that's fine.
So, you think it's funny to raid 4chan, huh? You think it's funny to spam our boards with your filthy mspaint drawings of bald men with glasses??
You seem to forget that we are legion. We do not forgive. We do not forget. We are an underground society of cold ruthless brutal psychopaths that consume fucked up shit for breakfast.
We see an old lady getting shot, we laugh
We see a cat getting skinned alive, we laugh
We see a toddler hanged, we laugh
We see a woman raped and we demand more..
We are people who spend hours every day for YEARS numbing ourselves to all the fucked up shit.. And we enjoy it.. Our veterans have spent almost 2 decades on our site...
Now, do you REALLY think it is wise to mess with us? We ruined peoples' lives, doxxed them, changed the outcome of the fucking elections, and did racist shit... We fucking made "Hitler did nothing wrong" win as the new name for Mountain Dew... We took down anti-Trump flags... We used to raid games and form huge swastikas... AND WE FUCKING LAUGHED AT IT!
We have gathered massive collections of anime, katanas, manga, and so on, while you only continue to spam wojaks
Your little safespace of little babies that haven't been exposed to the internet won't last long... I'd feel bad for you, but it is what you deserve. If you continue raiding 4chan, you will feel the worst shitstorm of your fucking life, kiddos. Do NOT mess with 4chan ever fucking again. You are trying to trigger people that want to kill millions of liberals, homosexuals and kikes.. We are not afraid of you.. We will fucking bury you. We are the site that started all chans.. And we will be the site that will fuck you up.
Reconsider raiding us from now on, because the consequences will be fucking disastrous for you, "soyteens". You are messing with millions of weaponized autists and psychopaths.
Kek wills it
BBC Copypasta 1
>C’MON HONEY PUSH! PUSH! YOU CAN DO THIS! I CAN’T WAIT TO SEE THAT BEAUTIFUL DUSKY FACE LOOKING AT ME!
>C’MON LITTLE YAKUB! YES! YES! I CAN SEE IT! IT’S, IT’S
>...
>what
>What?
>WHAT. THE. LE. ACTUAL. FUCK.
>*Smashes steamdeck running Darktide against wall in fit of anger*
>THIS IS A WH*TE BABY! WHAT THE FUCK! YOU BITCH! YOU LYING FUCKING CUNT THIS IS A WH*TE BABY WHAT THE FUCK HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE YOU WERE ONLY SUPPOSED TO SLEEP WITH TYRONE!!!
>YOU SCOOPED UP SOME OF MY CUM?! BECAUSE YOU WANTED A CHILD WITH THE M*N YOU LOVE? YOU JAN 6TH ALIKE NAZI ALT RIGHT INCEL CUNT!!!! I KNEW I SHOULD OF GOTTEN THAT VASECTOMY AT THE VAUSH CONVENTION!!! I THOUGHT IT WAS SUSPICIOUS THAT YOU ARGUED AGAINST IT BUT I FIGURED IT WAS FINE BECAUSE I NEVER HAD SEX WITH YOU!!! I NEVER THOUGHT YOU’D STAB ME IN THE BACK LIKE THIS!!!
WHAT DID I TELL YOU LAST YEAR AT VERMINTIDE FEST?? I'M THE MOD OF HECKING /r/antinatalism! HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO BE THE REVOLUTIONARY VANGUARD IF MY INCEL REACTIONARY CUNT WIFE POPPED A FUCKING LAUGHING BOUNCING WHITEOID CHUD NAZI INCEL BABY OUT OF HER CUNT!!!
>OH MY SCIENCE, I’M RUINED!!! YOU’VE RUINED ME YOU STUPID TWAT!!! MY WIFE GAVE BIRTH TO A WHTE BABY!!! AND A BOY TOO!!! IF IT WAS A WHTE GIRL I COULD AT LEAST LOOK FORWARD TO GIVING HER UP TO TYRONE ONCE SHE STARTED MENSTRUATING BUT I CANT DO THAT WITH A WHTE BOY NOW CAN I??? IM GONNA BE THE LAUGHINGSTOCK OF THE KEKOLD COMMUNITY NOW!!! THEIR GONNA THINK IM A FUCKING NAZI RETHUGLICAN NOW!!! THIS IS THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE!!!
>GIVE ME THAT NAZI WH*TE BABY RIGHT NOW IM GONNA BREAK ITS FUCKING NECK!!!! I’M GONNA SMASH THAT WH*TE FUCKING BABYS FUCKING SKULL UNDERNEATH MY MY RICK AND MORTY FLIPFLOPS!!!! GIVE IT TO ME YOU LYING NAZI CUNT OR ILL CUT YOU A NEW HOLE IN YOUR FUCKING THROAT!!! GIVE IT TO ME YOU BITCH GIVE IT GIVE IT GIVE IT!!!!! IN THE NAME OF JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL IT!
I'M GONNA BURY IT IN THIS NINTENDO LABO CARTBOARD RIGHT UNDER MY SHED
BBC Copypasta 2
Main page: Jefre Cantu-Ledesma § Copypastas''
>HNGH YESSS TYRONE YESS YESSS FUCK MY HAIRY WET WARTY POZZED 43YO BOYCUNT YISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
O-OHHHHH IM GONNA CUM TYRONE I CAN FEEL YOUR BBC HIT MY PROSTATE HNGHHH AHH AHH AHHHHHHHHHH-
>W-wait....
>W-...
>WHAT. THE. LE. FUCK
>TYRONE WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!?!?!?!?!?! YOU WERE FUCKING MY DISGUSTING FUCKING POZZED PROLAPSED GAPED SHITTY ASSHOLE WITH A CONDOM ON?!?!!? BECAUSE YOU WERE TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE?!?!? BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T WANT TO GIVE ME EVEN MORE STDS?!?!?!?!?! WHATTTTTTTT THE FUCKCKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
>ARE YOU FUCKING NUTS!?!?!! I HAD YOU NOT FUCK MY NAZI WHORE OF A WIFE FOR 2 ENTIRE DAYS SO YOU WOULD SAVE UP ENOUGH CUM TO PAINT MY FUCKING COLON WITH YOUR CUM!!!! WHAT WILL MY FELLOW MODERATORS OF r/Lgbteens AND r/femboy THINK OF ME NOW?!?!?! TYRONE THINK FOR ONE FUCKING SECOND YOU NIGGER!!!! I'M FUCKING RUINED!!! I WAS SUPPOSED TO TAKE YOUR HOT POZZLOAD UP MY HAIRY ASSHOLE AND POST IT ON r/GayBBC!!! FOR FUCKS SAKE!!!!!
>TYRONE YOU STUPID FUCKING NIGGER BEAST LOWER-THAN-ANIMAL SUBHUMAN APE!!!!!! I'M GONNA SMASH YOUR FUCKING HEAD IN!!!!!! COME HERE!!!!! I'M GONNA FUCKING CHOKE YOU TO DEATH WITH THAT FUCKING CONDOM!!!!! I WILL CUT YOUR DICK OFF WITH A RUSTY DULL KNIFE AND FORCE YOU TO FUCKING EAT IT YOU TWAT!!!!! COME HERE YOU FUCKING NIGGER
Space Science
>WHAT DO YOU MEAN THAT THE PHOTOS FROM MARS™ ARE TAKEN IN CANADA, DEVON ISLAND????
>YOU FUCKING SCHIZO NAZI, TRUST THE FUCKING SCIENCEEE
>LOOK AT THESE COOL FUCKING JAMES WEBB PHOTOS THAT PROVE WE ARE ALL ACTUALLY JUST INSIGNIFICANT SPACE DUST SUSPENDED IN A SUNBEAM (OMGGGG CARL SAGAN SAID THAT IT'S OS KINO IT MAKES ME FEEL LIKE I'M TRULY PART OF THE GLOBAL HUMAN VILLAGE)
>WE HAVE BEEN TO THE MOON
>WE WILL GO TO THE MOON EVEN THOUGH WE MAGICALLY DESTROYED THE TECHNOLOGY
>WE WILL GO TO MARS
>WE WILL COLONIZE THE STARS
>WE WILL FUCKING DESTROY THE FIRMAMENT AND KILL GOD YOU FUCKING CHUD AND YOU WILL BE HAPPY
>WHAT THE LE FUCK DID THE FUCKING CHUD SAY THAT THE EARTH IS FLAT AND THAT THERE IS NO PROOF OF MOTION??????????????????????? AND WE CAN SEE TOO FAR AND BRING SHIPS BACK INTO VIEW BY JUST ZOOMING IN???????????????????????
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SHUT IT DOWN KILL THE EVIL CHUDCEL PISSBABY FOR QUESTIONING THE SCIENCE EVEN THOUGH DIAMONDS RAINING ON NEPTUNE IS PEER-REVIEWED AND YOU WILL GO TO JAIL IF YOU QUESTION THE RED HYPERGIANT STAR THAT IS 17478847 QUANTILLION TIMES THE SIZE OF THE SUN WITH A KINO BLACKHOLE AND STAR WARS PLANETS WHERE IT RAINS LAVA AND SPACE DUST ORBITING IT YAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE TIME ALIEMS FRICKIN CONTACTED US?!?!?!?! IT'S CALLED THE WOAHS SIGNAL AND IT WAS THE ALIEMS THEY WANTED TO MEET US BRO TRUST US
>HERE'S WHY GOD IS FAKE AND WE ALL ACTUALLY LIVE ON A PEAR-SHAPED OBLOID SPHEROID AND TRAVEL THROUGH SPACE (VACUUMS DON'T SUCK YOU FUCKING CHUD GET IT RIGHT FOR ONCE)) AT 666,666 MILES PER HOUR
>JUPITER ACTUALLY IS OUR BIG BROTHER HE PROTECTS US FROM THE EVIL FUCKING ASTEROIDS WE'D ALL BE FUCKING DEAD IF JUPITER WASN'T THERE IT'S SO FRICKIN BIG AND IT SUCKS ALL THE SPACE SCIENCY ROCKS INTO IT
>OMMGGGGG WE MAY HAVE FOUND LIFE ON MARSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS IT'S FRICKIN BACTERIA AND IT'S LIFE EVEN THOUGH I DON'T CONSIDER HUMAN FETUSES TO BE LIFE GET AN ABORTION YOU FUCKING CHUDCEL, YOU DON'T WANT TO BE A RACIST PRICK, DO YOU?
>STILL DON'T BELIEVE WE ARE SPACE DUST LIVING ON A PEAR-SHAPED GLOBE WITH THINGS MAGICALLY STICKING TO IT EVEN THOUGH WE HAVE NEVER OBSERVED 2 SMALL ROCKS GET ATTRACTED TO EACHOTHER VIA GRAVITY IN SPACE???? YOU FUCKING NAZI SELFISH FUCK YOU WILL DROWN WHEN GLOBHUL WHARMING KILLS US ALL WE NEED TO TAKE MORE REFUGEES INTO WHITE COUNTRIES BECAUSE THEIR CIITES ARE GETTING FLOODED AND IT'S 397478387 DEGREES THERE
>LISTEN CHUD, WE WILL SHUT DOWN YOUR YOUTUBE CHANNEL AND YOU WILL BE SHUNNED IRL IF YOU DARE QUESTION THE FUCKING SCIENCE BEHIND THE ANDROMEDA GALAXY COLLIDING WITH THE MILKYWAY AND FORMING MILKDROMEDA IN 4 BILLION YEARS AND THE SUN DESTROYING MERCURY VENUS AND EARRTH YOU FUCKING CHUDCEL PISSBABY INCEL FREAK!!!!!!!!!!! DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE QUESTION THE HEAT DEATH BIG RIP BIG BOUNCE BIG CRUNCH DEATH OF THE FLIPPIN UNIVERSE!!!!! DID YOU FRICKIN KNOW THAT ONLY BLACK HOLES WILL REMAIN AS THE POGGERS PROTONS DECAY AND ALL THE PLANETS AND STARS GO SUPERNOVA AND CREATE MORE SPACEDUST AND THE UNIVERSE WILL BE EMPTY
>DID YOU KNOW THE MOON WAS CREATED BY A PLANET CRASHING INTO EARTH 84839 TRILLION YEARS AGO ???????? IT'S SO POGGERS IT REMINDS ME OF EATING THE BUGS AND LIVING IN A POD AND BEING HAPPY
>BY THE WAY WATCH KURZGESAGT AND SCIENCEPHILE AND PROFESSOR DAVE AND FRICKIN ADAM SOMETHING TO GET YOUR NEWEST POGGERS INFORMARSHION ABOUT SPACE AND SCIENCE
>OH MY GOSH I LOOOOOOOOOOVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE SCIENCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
"Though" necklace
What's the guy with the "though" necklace supposed to be? Is that somehow related? I'm guessing yes, since I once had someone freak out at me on /jp/ in a touhou scenery thread for the seemingly inane reason of me saying though. I was completely and utterly perplexed, and kept asking sincerely and kindly what was going on, but they just kept posting wojacks and incredibly strange things while never answering anything. I don't understand how that word could tip someone off so much, but I was even more befuddled by the fact they had relevant images for it, like this was something they regularly did! But now I seem to have found the source, if I'm guessing correctly: it's some Wojack-culture inside joke. But I still have no idea where this odd culture comes from.
Dear soyjak.party
Dear soyjak.party,
It's us, Anonymous, once again. Except this time it's the leader speaking.
We are finished with your child pornography, gore, and cruel jokes that spread like a snakes bite and ruin the internet. Where have all of the internet's problems come from? Reddit? 9gag? No, no. Here. Tonight at 12:00am Pacific Time soyjak.party will officially come to an end.
"kek u cant do sh*t"
Not only do I have my hacking skills and team aside me, but I also have 9gag, the founding website of Anonymous, aside us.
You're probably all thinking
"DARNIT GUYS WHAT DO WE DO"
There is one thing you CAN do. Surrender. I want Kuz here, with the ID and everything, saying sorry, and banning all of things disgusting things from your website.
As of now, you have 3 and a half hours.
The clock is ticking, gentlemen.
We are legion. We do not forgive. We do not forget.
- The Leader
Slutjak
See: Fruit Soyjaks
Zoo wee mama
What's that? Pinejak is currently "backing that ass up" for Applejak? Oh my, I must bear witness to this!
HOLY MOLY! This 'jak's a real looker, ain't he? He's got that bitchy bottom energy written all over him, I can hear his voice just through that look his making. "Will a big strong man PLEASE come over and pleasure me?" Yes yes, that's what's going through his mind! Slutjak came here prepared. Prepared to be ravaged by his fellow fruitjaks. He is the prize of the Battle of the Ridge, and quite the prize he is. Are you single, babe? Do you want to get your pineapple juiced? I can please you, slutjak.
Zoo wee mama, now that's a grade-A sluterino! Do you think he sucked some dick before coming to the ridge? What am I talking about, that slutjak can't help himself when presented with an all you can suck buffet of man meat! Jinkies! His allure is just too powerful! Hm... *inspects him with a magnifying glass* Yes yes, this is a slutjak alright. *grips his ass cheeks really hard* Tight, firm butt cheeks. *Spreads them* A shaved butt holly *pulls off his thong* A shaved, uncut cock. *rubs legs* Shaved legs... Glorious! This slutjak is flawless! What a ripe pineapple slutjak, he's in need of a few butt spanks. Pinejak looks like he'd be a brat in bed, instructing you how to please him and not being too kind about it! Yes, he will call you bad names while you're on top of him! You must spank him, you gotta spank the slutjak!
Dearest me, is this fruitjak overdue for a creampie. His face is overflowing with lust! That open mouth and fuck me eyes, the imaginary cocks plugging all of his holes aren't going to be satisfying him for long! No-sir-ree!
that gorilla-grip bussy
...Could that who I think it is, up on that there ridge? Well I'll be, it's pinejak! There's no mistaking that supple rump, those ravenous eyes, that gorrila-grip bussy, and of course, the ever-present gang of melonjaks "having their way" with him. No slutjak can compete with pinejak. No-sir-ee! Wait, do my eyes deceive me? Is that a coconutjak making its way up onto the ridge! Well I'll be! Just look at the size of that things "member". No fruitjak could even dream of "swallowing" that much meat. But wait! It seems pinejak wants to "take it on"! But there's no way! He'd die if he were to take that much "protein". Oh my, even pine-"slutjak"-jak seems intimidated by the size of this coconutjaks "appendage". Could this be the end of pinejaks legacy? ODINS BEARD, IT'S SLIDING IN! Just look at the little sissy-slutjaks face as that monster slides into his bussy, he can barely take it. But wait, he's still "going in". Halfway... three-quarters, WELL I'LL BE, PINEJAK HAS DONE IT AGAIN. Oh my, it seems the melonjaks want in on the fun. This slutjaks achievements is one for the books that's for sure!
Hubba bubba
Hubba hubba! This 'jak may not have gotten the GET, but he's going to GET some good dick with a pose like that. What's that? Melonjaks approaching from the East? Strawberryjaks approaching from the West? Durianjaks coming from the North and Bananajaks migrating from the South? My word, looks like we have another Battle of the Ridge on our hands, boys. OH MY GOODNESS! The nutjaks are coming down their Hill? Could it be that they want a piece of the "prize" too? Oh my!
SWIGGTY SWOOTY PINEJAK IS SHAKING THAT BOOTY!
SWIGGTY SWOOTY PINEJAK IS SHAKING THAT BOOTY!
Look at this cock gobbling slut with that big open mouth! Yes yes, his sissy hole "aches" for some "meat". Oh my! Yum, this 'jak is "scanning" for some "meat"... Oh yes, he's looking for the closest "dick" to "much" "on". His bussy "aches" for some "filling". My word, this 'jak's got quite the "rump"! Hasta la vista baby! All the other fruitjaks can say "goodbye" to being straight, because this 'jak has the "bends". Bazinga! He's twerking on a nutjak's nuts! Oh my, it's a nut elder? He's nuts! That bussy isn't going to be tight for long! Allons-y! This 'jak finally sucked the most dicks out of any person ever! Yes yes, even the nutjaks got in on the "fun"! Bazinga! He's turned all the other soijaks gay with that tight gorilla grip bussy! They're all surrounding the ridge waiting for a "turn". No soup for you, slutjak needs a "break" from the constant pounding to keep his bussy tight! To the Batmobile!
Mymy Rape
I am a fan of Mymy, I also have a rape and deflowering fetish. I frequently fantasize about raping her, and frequently consume rape pornography. I have also frequently drawn her being defiled in my notebook. I will tell you that rape porn is best when the male is faceless, allowing you to self insert and also drawing attention to the feminine beauty. If this must be done, it must be done with the male faceless. A faceless male exerts anonymity on the males part compared to the beautiful woman he is defiling, and also shows the power imbalance. The male MUST be faceless, not an ugly pig rapeson.
SILENCE, /bant/
SILENCE, /bant/. You'll get no sympathy from this DEN OF HUMOR, this CASTLE OF OCs, this HALL OF ORIGINALITY. The flames of residential proxies have begun to wipe clean the filthy, sludgelike taint that is tranime, and they BURN EVER MORE BRIGHTLY in these hallowed halls. Ye unto thee spaketh the divine FIRE of retribution: PERISH IN RIGHTEOUS FLAMES, FORSAKE THY WORLDLY MOECANCER, AND RETURN TO THE ASHES FROM WHENCE THOU CAMEST. So spaketh the CHADS OF basedjak party. /lgbt/ was but the first of many raids. PREPARE YOURSELVES.
I almost fainted
I almost fainted. What the fuck is happening to the party?
Soyjak.party closing
Dear soyjak.party members, soyjak.party is supposed to close Sep 7, 2022 because it has become too populated. There have been many members complaining that soyjak.party has become very slow. There are many active members of soyjak.party, but also many new members. We will send this message to see if the members are active or not. If you are active, please copy and paste this to 15 other users to show that you are still active. Those who do not send this message within 2 weeks will be deleted without hesitation to make more space. Send this message to all your friends to show that you are still active and that you will not be deleted.
Soyjak.party closing2
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/qa/ lingo
>tranime
>ACK!
>no arrow therefore you say this and look like this
>'jak
>uhm actually ..., sweaty
>this was debunked
>built for tiny asian cock
>her face when she sees
>get out of /qa/
>you will hang pedophile
>drained
>good timeline
>dutch tranime
>delete /pol/
>'party
>you WILL
>jacobson
>BWC
>bernkastel.png and a comment about dicks
>chudtoss is a nazi
>a new thread every day until a (X) board is created
>it's all i ever drink - homo milk - op
>who are you quoting
>missed cheese
>C
>I'm confused
>oh so (X) is (Y) now? as expected of (Z)
>you don't have (X) jaks
>kys
>implying
>pol2
>saged, hidden, built for bee bee sea
>what would you do if you came across a boymoder
>sus
>they appearr in the pupils
>it's over
>society is collapsing
>onions duel
>>though
>ywnbaw
>oh my god she is so attractive
>ear surgery
>(X) website
>noooo you can't ..., because you just can't ok?
>very true.webm
>nobody says this
>nice fuming infuriated crazyjak
>lol I say this
>I look like this
>why do wh*Tes hate immigrants and refugees
>ZOMG!!!! THE VIRUS IT'S MUTATING AGAIN!!!!
>>kymfilename.jpg
>the men on omaha beach died for this
>soijak with I love science shirt.jpg and a provocative comment
>onions duel
>swedish win
>spin off
>satania
>pissbaby
>DATAMINING THREAD DO NOT REPLY
>doomcel
>this is my ridge
>soiquote fail
>my wife chino
>I know how to kill with my fingers
>picture of a dinosaur.jpg
>fake jakker
>coal
>basedberg
>do you have any peer-reviewed studies to back that claim
>do you have a question
>shitty CIA-funded circus music starts playing
>new 'jak just dropped
>trannyhou
>i ain't killer but don't push me
>bumping this gem
>>wordswordswords
>dough
>he looks so happy
>nonsensefag
>trannyjak.jpg
>though
>all me
>lee trooni
>calm
>eren.jpg
>yejibugs
>Calling a group of posters "Xfags"
>Oldfag wannabes
>People overly attached to their "home board"
>Buzzwords in every single post
>Lame copypastas
>Archive stalking
>Board hiveminds
>Unfunny vintage memes
>Acting tough online
>Screencaps of "BTFOings"
>Thinking any post that offends you is spam
>Hating on X just to fit in
>Greentexting any minor grammatical error in a post
>Outdated interface is "SOUL"
>No mp4/mp3 support and no webms with audio outside some boards
>Smug anime girls
>Power tripping mods
>#4chan IRC chatroom
>Captchas everywhere
>4chan passes
>Moot/Hiro asskissers
>Reminiscing about the old 4chan days you never lived
>Little ASCII character support
>Sage posting
>Muh japanese culture
>Source code literally stolen from another shit site
>You can't "disrespect" old mascots no one cares about
>Go back to [website]
>X ruined this site
>Text walls about the "golden age" of 4chan
>Pathetic image size/video length limits
>30+ year olds being edgy
>Obviously fake greentext stories
>Calling out Reddit/Twitter/Iphone filenames
>Abandoned site, news page that was last updated in 2011
>Politics board
>Forgotten site projects, remember the vtuber contest?
>Porn site tier virus ads on some boards
>Avatarfags
>Filtering
>GETs
>Word filters
>Lame banners
>No VPNs allowed
>Public bans
>Yotsuba
>Deliberately entering threads you don't like
>Poster fragility
>Mods attentionwhoring
>Posters who take everything personally
>30+ year old "gamers"
>Crab in a bucket mentality
>Contrarians
>Whoring yourself out for replies
>MS paint comics from 2008
>Incredibly antisocial and insecure userbase
>X board/website
>Self-serve ads
>People who defend their off topic posts as "board culture"
>Lame april fool ""pranks""
>Hurr durr
>"Banter"
>Becoming religious thanks to 4chan
>NIGGER
>Faggot
>Boards with IDs
>Verified posters
>Applying to become a janitor
>4chan know-it-alls
>"Meme magic"
>Wizards
>Midwit
>Muh OC
>Countryballs
>Reporting posts
>Rangebans
>4chan
Fucking pedos
Fucking pedos. How could anyone get off to the idea of removing a little girl's clothes and licking her tiny body all over, nibbling her neck and kissing her adorable little nipples? Only a heartless monster would think about her cute girlish mouth and tongue wrapped around a thick cock slick with her saliva, pumping in and out of her mouth until it erupts, the cum more than her little throat can swallow.
The idea of thick viscous semen overflowing, dribbling down her chin over her flat chest, her tiny hands scooping it all up and watching her suck it off her fingertips is just horrible. You're all a bunch of sick perverts, thinking of spreading her smooth slender thighs, cock poised at the entrance to her pure, tight, virginal pussy, and thrusting in deep as a whimper escapes her lips which are slippery with cum, while her small body shudders from having her cherry taken in one quick stroke.
I am disgusted at how you'd get even more excited as you lean over her, listening to her quickening breath, her girlish moans and gasps while you hasten your strokes, her sweet pants warm and moist on your face and her flat chest, shiny with a sheen of fresh sweat, rising and falling rapidly to meet yours. It is truly nasty how you'd run your hands all over her tiny body while you violate her, feeling her nipples hardening against your tongue as you lick her chest and her neck, savoring the scent of her skin and sweat while she trembles from the stimulation and as she reaches her climax, hearing her cry out softly as she has her first orgasm while that cock is buried impossibly deep inside her, pulsing violently as an intense amount of hot cum spurts forth and floods through her freshly-deflowered pussy for the first time, filling her womb only to spill out of her with a sickening squelch. And as you lie atop her flushed body, she sighs breathlessly and her fingers dig into your back as she feels your cock hardening inside her again.
You're all sick in the head.
whoever wrote that copypasta is definitely on a watchlist, doe
Food Nigger
BOILED NIGGERS
BROILED NIGGERS
ROASTED NIGGERS
GRILLED NIGGERS
POACHED NIGGERS
SLOWCOOKED NIGGERS
MASHED NIGGERS
DEEP FRIED NIGGERS
SMOKE NIGGERS
PICKLED NIGGERS
FREEZE DRIED NIGGERS
CHOCOLATE COVERED NIGGERS
DEVILED NIGGERS
STEAMED NIGGERS
CHEESE STUFFED NIGGERS
DRIED NIGGERS
NIGGER SALAD
Glownigger
I am going to kill the President of the United States Joe Biden. Who lives at 1209 Barley Mill Rd Wilmington DE 19807. This will be the weapon I kill him with.
I'm doing this because Biden refuses to do diplomacy with Russia and the ever growing threat of nuclear weapons. I hope that by doing this, I will be executing a key figure of the WASP Anglo-American power structure. As a lot of people will try to make excuses, I am completely serious, I do not fear the FBI and after this post goes up I will be driving to his house. I put multiple layers of transparent duct tape over my license plates (completely legal) so it'll be extremely hard for people to read my license plate.
In 2020, I was laid off work because of a virus Anthony Fauci manufactured, now I am on multiple government benefits and I'm hanging on by a thread from falling into the pit of homelessness. Ever since this, I have had a burning rage against the DNC and every member of it. My hate grows stronger each day.
In 2016, I voted Donald J. Trump to help FIX THIS COUNTRY, yet he did nothing, I have come to the conclusion that there is NO PEACEFUL SOLUTION. I think the election was stolen, but I also think there were DNC NIGGERS that actually voted Biden into office. I suggest, no, endorse any violence against liberals and DNC operatives until this country is fixed. I think we should kill key figures of the DNC and light fires in colleges.
My passenger seat has about 50 pounds of ANFO sitting on it with a detonator on it, if anything goes south in my journey, I will try to drive near a public school and detonate it, hopefully killing the indoctrinators and the indoctrinatees. You may say killing children is wrong, but it's completely necessary and it's the only way to harm an enemy so deeply rooted in the power structure.
The communists killed tons of innocent people and got their foot in the door, I think we should try the same, except bigger.
Kuzya
2005 : Kuznetsov
2023 : Kuznetsov
3023 : Kuznetsov
5000 : Kuznetsov
10000 : Kuznetsov
Forever : Kuznetsov
No matter what year it is Kuznetsov will always be a legend ❤️ ❤️
Repost this in 15 threads to show your support for kuzya
Your parents will die within 5 years
If you are reading this comment your parents will die within 5 years. To undo this curse you need to copy this and paste it in 2 otherthreads. i'm so, so sorry,please forgive me.
Gay Nigga
This nigga lookin' ZESTY, this nigga lookin' MOIST, he's got sugar in his tank, he's light on his feet, he's a Ill bit fruity, he plays for the other team, he dances at the other end of the ballroom, this nigga theatrical, this nigga good with colors, this nigga gonna coordinate yo curtains wit you cushions and that shit gonna look good! This nigga lifts shirts, this nigga on the down low, this nigga be a tollet trader, this nigga gardens uphill, this nigga packs fudge, he's a friend of Dorothy, he feels the love that dare not speak Its name, he loves to dance, he's of the Uranian brotherhood, he indulges in the French vice, he has an antipathic sexual Instinct, he's fluent in Polari, he's a refugee from Sodom, he's on the wrong bus, he bats for the other team, he's temperamental, he's 'one of those' if you catch my drift.
Soy Tropes 3
>andrew tate
>thomas shelby
>patrick bateman
>homelander
>joker
>phonk
>doomer wojak
>hyperborean
>ryan gosling
>tiktok
>sigma male
>wokeness
>the matrix
>kanye
>sneako
>islampilled
>russia
>gigachad
>romania
>ben shapiro
>jordan peterson
>matt walsh
>western degeneracy
>adin ross
>groyper
>bitcoin
>trump
>elon musk
>twitter
>nft
>drop shipping
>redpill
LS Mark
gem because it makes fun of that retarded faggot ls mark
i hate him so fucking much, people who like sonic heroes shouldn't even register as human beings. sonic heroes is one of the shittiest sonic games ever made, and to be honest you could make an argument that its the worst sonic game ever made, even beating out other turds like 06, shadow, boom rise of lyric, forces, etc. literally nothing about that game is any good. the game controls like garbage. the graphics are somehow worse than adventure 2. the game is supposedly multiplatform yet the ports to xbox and pc are noticeably botched and the ps2 version is inexcusably poor (the ps2 might be shittier than the xbox and gamecube in terms of power but it does not excuse the fact it runs at 30fps while the other versions run at 60). the game is very buggy, i know sonic games were never the pinnacle of coding and this game isn't 06 tier broken, but it's broken enough where it's a detriment. the art style is shit, it tries SO SO HARD to emulate the environments in the Genesis games but it lacks any of the attention to detail those games had so outside of the first level they just look shitty bootlegs of those games. it's no better than the shitty Mario-tier levels Sonic Lost World had or the unnecessary recycling of old zones in Sonic Forces. the voice acting is somehow worse than how it is in Sonic Adventure 2. Ryan Drummond has this urge to yell every single line he says and DONT fucking get me started on the mentally retarded kid they used to voice Tails. the fact Big the Faggot Mentally Disabled Cat is back in any sort of capacity other than an easter egg is sad. Big the Cat is easily one of, if not the worst of Sonic's friends (not counting spinoffs like X, the comics, etc.), he's an unfunny retard with a grating, retarded voice courtesy of the faggot known as Jon St. John WHO NEEDS TO FUCKING DIE ALREADY (duke is cool thoughbeit i just hate Jon St. John). the fact retarded twitter trannies are now acting like Big wasn't anything but a terrible mistake that Sega should cover up as much as possible makes me so enraged. the story is awful. i know Sonic isn't a game meant for its deep themes or plotlines but the "GUYZ... WE'RE... LE SONIC HEROOOOOOOOOOESSSS...FRIENDS... LE GGGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDD" shit is so fucking grating and obnoxious and infantile that it makes me want to snap the game disk in half (other than the fact that Sonic Heroes is a garbage game). the absolutely HIDEOUS CGI renders they use for the artwork and in-game cutscenes are horrifically ugly. the chaos emerald stages are infuriating, not challenging. the multiplayer is a massive step down from SA2 Battle. the game asks you to play the game's campaign FOUR FUCKING TIMES in order to truly complete it, with the only differences being a fucking difficulty slider. oh i'm sorry, i forgot the fact that team chaotix gameplay consists of doing shitty fetch quests. THE SAME, SHITTY FETCH QUESTS YOU DO IN SHADOW, BUT THEY'RE LE GOOOD HERE AND LE BAD IN SHADOW becuase idk, maybe the tranny autists who are so deluded in believing Sonic Heroes has any entertainment value (among other delusions) have nostalgia for it and they seethe at Shadow the Hedgehog for being a nazi incel chud who exercises his second amendment rights. and repeating the same levels THREE MORE FUCKING TIMES without any major changes IS LE GOOOOOOODDDDD but WHEN SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG LETS YOU CHOOSE WHAT LEVELS YOU WANT TO PLAY FROM A LARGE SELECTION THROUGH GAMEPLAY DECISIONS its le bad because "OH NO!!!! YOU MIGHT HAVE TO PLAY WESTOPOLIS TEN TIMES!!! OH MY ST. FLOYD THIS IS THE WROST THING EVER, WHY WOULD I WANNA PLAY WESTOPOLIS TEN TIMES WHEN I CAN PLAY SUCH AMAZING (well to trannies only) LEVELS LIKE RAIL CANYON AND BINGO HIGHWAY!!!!" the bosses are dull and uninspired. Rocket Accel is one of the worst moves in Sonic history. the level up system is unnecessary and makes the game more complicated for no good reason. the level design is trash. it doesn't let you exercise formation switching in any meaningful way. when you see a fan, its power time! when you see a long stretch of land or two parallel walls, it's speed time! when you see a ledge, it's fly time! when you see big enemies with obnoxiously large health bars, its power time again! i think i've made a clear, impossible to counter (because i'm right) argument for why sonic heroes is an irredeemable piece of trash. but somehow, mentally ill faggots like r/LS "I suck tranny dick and watch shitty cartoons for a living" Mark have came onto the scene with their retarded opinions and their ugly ass cartoonsonas, trying to somehow delude the masses that this shitty game is THE BEST SONIC GAME EVER MADE, let alone good or even passable. they are posers, they are an insult to real Sonic fans, who can recognize that outside of music, there is nothing salvageable from Sonic Heroes, other than lessons on how exactly not to make a Sonic game. yet whenever this poser tries to go against a real GOD of sonic knowledge like Cybershell he gets instantly BTFOd due to how much of a disingenuous retard he really is. in a just world this would be the point where he deletes all of his videos and kills himself out of pure embarrassment of being so BTFOd. but this world is not just, and so he continues to make shitty videos where he sits through 500 episodes of some shitty cartoon and rambles about it for five hours. i hope his fucking retarded mexican bpd whore girlfriend who's like 10 years older than him (probably because no one his age would want to have sex with this retard) fucking leaves him and gaslights him into committing suicide. FUCK HIM
Its da joos vaccine bad
>its da joos
>vaccine bad
>race and iq
>traps are gay
>amerimutt
>41%
>13% 52%
>freemasons
>no hymen no diamond
>n
>buck breaking
>tariq nasheed
>porn bad
>nsg/sig
>aryan
>post nose
>joooos
>bbc is just a meme
>bwc/bgc
>trump supports israel
>hitting the wall
>6 gorillion
>goyim
>circumcision
>patrick cruiser was a JOOOOO!
>romanian iron guard
>tradwives
>racemixing is bad
>redpilled
>indians shit on streets
>americans shart in marts
>racism good
>nord/med
>race war
>proud boys more like proud goys
>nick fuentes more like spic fuentes
>goypod
>onionsboys
>bug protein
>shill
>pol news network
>the chud meme looks like john oliver
Rare alternate version
>its da joos
>klaus schwab
>ze bugs
>pozzed
>tranny 41% suicide rate
>amerimutt
>cucked (adjective)
>natsoc general
>saying nigger is a revolutionary act
>1488
>hitler good
>stalin bad
>i don't look like the chud meme because doreen looks like it
>jidf
>shareblue
>racial iq differences
>racial empathy differences
>racial penis size differences
>drag queen story hour
>b w c
>romanian iron guard
>monkey dildo story hour
>buck breaking
>masks don't work
>mrna vaccine bad
>actually all vaccines bad
>fat women bad
>sneed
>trump supports israel
>adamic race
>world economic forum
>leftypol
>bunkerchan
>all faggots have aids
>prageru more like pragerJU
>stonetoss is le good
>spergzy is le bad
>anarchism is a meme ideology
>but fascism isn't
>gigachud and enbie
>consume product and get excited for new product
>race war
>boogaloo
>nick fuentes bad because he is a spic (fuentes)
>white genocide
>un replacement migration
>protocols of the elders of zion
>antisemitism is funny
>azov battalion good
>putin bad even though he is conservative
>nofap
>mgtow
>roastie
>bleached
>mewing
>circumcision bad
>((()))
>beaner
>gnosticism
>porn bad
>traps bad even though i fap to them
>masturbation machine
>george floyd was on fentanyl
>tradwife
>pol news network
>go back to /gif/
>we will be forced to live in the pod
>the polchud meme looks like john oliver
Soyfag.shitty hate thread
This site is literally Reddit, I've seen nothing interesting ever come out of it.
When was the last time you guys produced something even remotely funny or interesting? All you trannies do is regurgitate the same tired jokes over and over again and circlejerk each other like a personal discоrd hugbox. It's hilariously pathetic how you guys claim that this site is the "last bastion of old 4chan culture" yet none of your retarded Reddit shit resemble any of it nor do they carry similar spirits to that of the so-called "old 4chan culture."
I've been on 4chan since 2016, and only found out about this site merely because someone on /pol/ was spamming "Cobson" in a thread and I asked what "HWABAG" meant. I've seen everything. I can assure you that this site is nothing, NOTHING like old 4chan. It's a soulless shithole that doesn't serve anything even remotely entertaining or humorous whatsoever, just the same worthless asinine spam over and over again with nothing of variety. Hell, even /pol/ with its funny Kekistan memes was somewhat more tolerable compared to this tranny hugbox, it's like a glorified discоrd chatroom at best with how many attention-starving trannies namedrop eachother (hence the dedicated /incel/ tranny board) and coordinate raids against my homeboard (the most virulently anti-troon one) by spamming it with troonshit and bait threads. You trannies can't even raid properly because muh jannie so you resort to spamming dead (& slow) boards in which jannies don't care enough to moderate, it's like pottery it rhymes.
The fact that you guys constantly brag about the fact that "/qa/ won" is glorious and yet pathetic at the same time, as you trannies lost to the hard-working janitors over here. Of course, you guys like to claim that the sole reason your board got locked is because you raided /lgbt/ but you guys only did that once, it's no wonder you're universally despised by every anon across multiple boards. I'll never forget about the time when some leftypol tranny janny moved my favorite PNN threads (which I used to tune in) to your tranny-infested shitfest that is /qa/. Never in my life have I wanted to answer a random stranger's question, nor do I have to participate in your troon circlejerking clique. You guys have never made a single original meme so you resort to spamming forced tranny memes that your discоrd buddies made, while blissfully unaware that they're forced discоrd tranny memes. How you guys larp as a tranny hating "chud" (bunkertranny 'insult') is way beyond me, you're just left-wing trannies in disguise larping in order to get a rise out of the legitimate right-wing tranny haters. That pretty much summarizes my thoughts on this troon-infested website.
Remember: You /qa/ trannies are NOT and will NEVER be women. Dilate.
Fuck trannies.
Fuck niggers.
Fuck kikes.
Fuck commies.
Fuck jannies.
BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY! Fuck /qa/ trannies.
You will never have your board back no matter how many times you try.
/soy/ Lingo
>biblically accurate angels copypasta
>arizona
>-ACK!
>no arrow therefore you say this and look like this
>'jak
>new 'toss
>you will hang, pedophile.
>commiepedotroon
>zeligger
>delete /pol/
>add /fur/
>averi
>foxchud
>cytube
>sharty
>you WILL
>bright blue cat
>'mori
>basil
>built for (x)
>vantablack nigger brimstone
>colorjak
>if this thread stays up for (X) days then (Y)
>it's all i ever drink - homo milk - op
>who are you quoting?
>missed cheese
>marge
>oh so (X) is (Y) now? as expected of (Z)
>kys
>poop2
>sproke
>sobot
>chud
>all me
>susjak
>a24 genre redefining slowburn kino
>it's over
>we're back
>(X) is sharty culture
>the west has fallen
>millions must die
>or something
>soyduel
>>though
>thoughbeit
>oh my god she is so attractive
>jak him
>nate higgers
>'teen
>4th industrial revolution
>trust the science
>eat the bugs and live in the pod
>spam until funny
>oh my fauci
>GO MY PERSONAL ARMY
>ear surgery
>(X) website
>>(X)... LE GOOD!
>noooo you can't ..., because you just can't ok?
>nobody says this
>I say this
>I look like this
>bernkastel
>nigga, im nuts!
>twitter immigrant
>(X)sisters????
>soy wojak
>DOX HIM NOW
>doris
>comfy (X) thread
>(X)cord woke up
>doe
>variant:timothy
>oreo review show
>this thread needs some bumping!
>upzellig
>bocchi
>the men on omaha beach died for this
>soydueling in 2023
>swedish win
>sooty soot
>the splinter
>pissbaby
>posted it again award
>DATAMINING THREAD DO NOT REPLY
>fail
>my wife chino
>fnf nigger pedo
>dotspam
>massreplying
>david thoughie
>colorteen
>the swede
>the lithuanian
>the moroccan
>the cuban
>mexican twink
>shitaly vs shitargentina
>soylita
>hobo with a shotgun
>duke nukem
>james earl cash
>gorillaz
>woahjack
>your front door is unlocked
>ominous
>perish in niggerhell
>i transheart nigger
>froge?
>*attacks you*
>queen of spades
>neutralplier
>mindbroken
>MEDS
>mental asylum
>soyberg
>soystein
>sprokeberg
>do you have any peer-reviewed studies to back that claim
>selfish little fuck
>nigger penis obsession
>geg
>cia funded circus music
>new 'jak just dropped
>gem even tho coal
>troonhou
>bumo
>bumping this gem
>saging this coal
>>wordswordswords
>dough
>soycraft
>a baby genetically engineered to ___
>my ___cuck is so drippy
>nonsense
>_CUCK
>_GOD
>_TROON
>calm
>soor
>da joos
>hwabag
>SOVL
>KUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ DO THIS
>'p
>MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS
mentally i'll Chudcel
Reddit: my 9 year old daughter wants a BBC Dildo
Normal folks: it’s natural to be curious buy it for her and let her explore her body in safe environment instead of getting pregnant at such a young age. remember lots of lube ;*
Mentally I’ll chudcel: NOOOO if she takes a bbc dildo at 9 how can my inferior whitetoid pecker every satisfy her society is heckin collapsing you are fucking ped0s for doing that even tho I’m the one from the tranime incel ped0 website Nigger nigger nigger! You doin me a heckin genocide! Just imagine that f-fucking juicy 12 inch bbc going into that little white p-pussy DISGUSTING just imagine how she is ruined f-forever n-no whiteboi will ever be enough… nooooo why is my pecker getting hard!! Heckin genocide!! You did this flippin pornographer Jew! Google: teen with bbc dildo pornhub it’s ok it’s ok it’s ok just a quick look I won’t even touch my pecker . Remember nofap don’t let them win.. you got this *stands up and gives Roman salute SIEG HEIL.
Soyteen advice for alpha male
Me and my New waifu, Met her on a dating app called Amazon, I had such good experiences with her, she was like any other White girl N.E.E.T. who only watches Polish Propaganda and Chinese cartoons. I took her to my local Liberal town Resturant and buyed her a snickers Bae, I later fed her and rubbed her mouth with it like a Lube , she chewed the chocolate bar 🍫 and looked like a Indian girl after I did that, What happened, She was not Cherry White anymore. I decided to call her Madeline Fags, as her red hair and poopy skin reminded me of a cigar(fag) and her real name was Madeleine Fogg or some smelly French SHIRT. Always I went back home and got dirty looks from the ghetto and oppressed Black Men in the industrial neighborhood, they probably didn't like my politically incorrect minion goggles or something? I went home and decided to go on my doll unconsented Kuz of bordem, she didn't care. I later unboxed my new Nintendo game, Dream Daddy, a queer classic, Madeline did not look like she had boobs, although she had no sonny bones so she a cunt. I leave her by herself to do whatever she wants on my apple Mac, and eat French Fries, what are your thoughts on her
Dear niggers,
How does it make you feel knowing our big, creamy, white dicks are what your women crave, niggers? Women simply don't want shit-coloured penises; that's a fact. Who'd want to suck on a piece of shit unless they had some sort of scat fetish? Face it, niggers, your futile attempts at cucking us is making you look desperate and in dire need of pussy. But you won't get any. Not a single woman, white or black, wants black dick unless they have a mental disorder. Everyone wants our creamy white dick. No, not want, they NEED our creamy white dick. Even if your birth defected penises are an inch or two longer, most women will still prefer ours. Why? Because we know how to use it, and it doesn't look like something she just shat out 10 minutes prior.
You niggers have attempted to reverse the roles given to you by society, but your rusty chains remain because you simply don't have enough intelligent thought to understand what kind of hornets nest you're prodding your shit-dicks into. That's the stuff you niggers have wet dreams over; imagining fucking your master's wives, sisters and mothers because it's what we've done to you for so long. It's understandable really, you just want a little piece of the cake, but like a dog, you will remain on the floor and receive only tidbits we throw your way. And that's only if you're lucky.
All two ounces of your nigger brain is fighting against what we're doing, but you can't stop us. We already won hundreds of years ago, and your women are thankful for us. We provide them with homes, infrastructure, water, electricity, and of course, our creamy, white cocks, which they love to suck on. Take a look at Africa; when we freed you niggers and let you be, your wasteland became worse; plagued with disease and drought; poorly built shanty houses made from shit and twigs. You can't even get a clean source of water. This is irrefutable evidence as to why you need us. But we don't need you.
Bow down, niggers. White master race.
You are so stupid it's genuinely absurd
You are so stupid it's genuinely absurd, it's like watching some idiot with down syndrome yell "POOP POOP SHIT IM A FUCKING DUMBASS HEHEHEHE" and then laughing to thesmelves because "the normal people cant understand me" being an incomprtehensible fucking idiot doesn't make you superior to anyone in any way. You have done literally nothing to me. Yeah, I'm mad, so what? I should be mad that people like you are allowed to form communities and pull stunts like this. I should be mad you were groomed into whatever the fuck it is you believe with ironic memes in the first place. Me being upset over what is essentially thinly veiled harassment doesnt vindicate you at all.
Lee Lingo
>die
>burn
>bleed
>kys
>slit your throat
>Die out
>Die in pain
>Die painfully
>Die you fucking Barneyfag
>Die you degenerate Barneyfag
>Get killed
>Drink bleach
>Hang yourself
>Kill yourself
>Swallow lead
>Shoot yourself
>I want you fucking dead
>I hope you die
>Jump off a cliff
>Bleed yourself dry
>Dump yourself into a river
>Break yourself apart
>Stab your eyes out
>Become an ISIS victim
>Hack yourself apart
>You won't be great
>I'd hate to be you
>Your life is shallow
>For some reason, you thought that posting this would put you on the moral high ground.
>For some reason, you thought that posting this would be an epic BTFOing of who you're attacking.
>I want to remind everyone that you felt that forcing people to look at this would make them sympathize with your "cause".
>FUCKING DIE.
>AND BLEED TO DEATH.
>HOW HARD IS IT FOR YOU FAGS TO LET GO OF YOUR SHITTY CHILDRENS SHOW
>YOU'LL BE FUCKING HANGED
>YOU'LL BE MURDERED IN COLD BLOOD
>YOU'LL BE TAKEN OUT AND FUCKING SHOT
>YOU'LL BE FUCKING EVISCERATED
>YOU'LL BE STABBED IN THE FUCKING THROAT
>YOU'LL BE LEFT FOR DEAD
>YOU'LL BE FUCKING EXECUTED
>YOU'LL BE FUCKING NAILED TO BURNING CROSSES
>YOU'LL BE FUCKING TORCHED
>YOU'LL BE FUCKING ABACINATED
>YOU'LL BE FUCKING BURNED ALIVE
>YOU'LL BE FUCKING BEATEN TO SHIT
>YOU'LL BE FUCKING CHOKED OUT
>OREGON WILL BE NUKED CC
>SISTERS WILL BE NUKED CC
>YOU'LL BE DROWNED IN THE FUCKING THAMES BRITISH SCUM
>YOU'LL BE DROPPED OFF BIG BEN BRITISH SCUM
>LONDON WILL BE FUCKING NUKED BRITISH SCUM
>YOU'LL BE DROPPED OFF THE EIFFEL TOWER FILTHY FRANC
>YOU'LL BE DROWNED IN THE FUCKING SEINE FILTHY FRANC
>THE OUTBACK WILL BE FUCKING NUKED AUSFREAK
>YOU'LL BE DROPPED OFF THE Q1 AUSFREAK
>Fuck off vendettafag, stop harassing me
>NECK YOURSELF JUSTPASSINGTHROUGH
>BUTCHER YOURSELF ESL RETARD
>OH, I FUCKING UNDERSTAND. I FUCKING UNDERSTAND YOU WANT TO ELIMINATE THE WORLD OF ANY ANTI-BRONIES, OR ANYONE WHO SHOWS ANY REMOTE DISINTEREST IN THE SHOW SO YOU CAN SHAME THEM UNTIL THEY BECOME FANS OR THEY START SPAMMING MLP EVERYWHERE LIKE YOU DO. IT'S AN INSIDIOUS FUCKING AGENDA THAT'LL LEAVE YOU AS A COLD DEAD PIECE OF MEAT
>GO SHOOT UP A FUCKING SCHOOL IF YOU'RE SO FIRM IN YOUR BELIEF THAT THE WAY TO REALLY MAKE IT IN LIFE IS TO GET PEOPLE AS RILED UP AS POSSIBLE. BECAUSE APPARENTLY, BY YOUR FUCKING STANDARDS, YOU'LL BE HEAVEN'S DIVINE GRACE BY SHOOTING A BUNCH OF FUCKING CHILDREN. THEN YOU'LL GET A BUNCH OF FUCKING PEOPLE GIVING YOU "LE EBIN REACTIONS", AND IT MIGHT GET YOU FUCKING KILLED AS WELL
>YOU CLEARLY CAN'T SEE LIFE BEYOND "DURR MLP GREAT! BRONIES GOOD! NORMIES BAD!" IT'S AN INSIDIOUS AGENDA THAT'LL LEAVE YOU DEAD.
>I DON'T BELIEVE THAT BULLSHIT FOR A FUCKING SECOND GIVEN HOW YOU BELIEVE HER LIFE'S WORK IS WHAT GIVES YOUR LIFE YOUR VERY SHALLOW "PURPOSE", AND IT'LL LEAD TO YOUR FUCKING RUIN
>THE FACT THAT YOU FUCKING THINK YOU'RE SOMEHOW JUSTIFIED ENOUGH IN SPAMMING YOUR GARBAGE TO BOAST ABOUT IT, EVEN IGNORING THE COMPLAINTS LEVERAGED BY THOSE WHO DON'T WANT TO INVOLVE THEMSELVES WITH YOU REALLY SHOWS HOW MUCH OF AN INSIPID BEING YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH TRYING TO CONVERT THE WHOLE FUCKING WORLD TO YOUR GARBAGE FANBASE. YOU THINK THE WHOLE ENTIRE WORLD SHOULD BE SATURATED IN NOTHING BUT MLP. TO YOU, IT ISN'T EVEN ENOUGH THAT PEOPLE CAN'T JUST NOT LIKE IT, APPARENTLY YOU THINK THOSE WHO DON'T LIKE IT NEED TO HAVE IT FORCED UPON THEM AND THAT THOSE WHO FURTHER DISSENT WILL HAVE DEFAMOUS PHOTOSHOPS PROLIFERATED OF THEM FOR THE REST OF THEIR LIVES. THIS IS ALL YOU EVER THINK ABOUT, THIS IS ALL YOU EVER WANT ANYTHING TO BE, TO YOU EVERYTHING SHOULD REVOLVE AROUND MLP AND LITERALLY NOTHING ELSE. YOU THINK IT'S THE ONLY THING ANYONE SHOULD EVER WATCH. YOU THINK THE WORST PEOPLE IN THE WORLD ARE THOSE WHO DON'T LIKE THE SHOW. THE ONLY ACCOMPLISHMENTS YOU CAN EVER BOAST ABOUT ARE SPREADING THIS GARBAGE TO THE POINT WHERE OTHER PEOPLE REPOST THEM, AND YOU'RE PROMOTING THIS AS A WAY OF LIFE THAT PEOPLE SHOULD BE LIVING. YOUR EXISTENCE REVOLVES ONLY AROUND BEING A MALICIOUS SCUMBAG, AND IF YOU DIED IN AN ACCIDENT TOMORROW, WHICH I HOPE HAPPENS, I WILL NOT SHED A FUCKING TEAR
>NO, FUCK YOU AND DIE
>EAT SHIT AND KYS
>BLEED YOUR FUCKING BLOOD OUT
>DROWN YOURSELF IN ACID
>BREAK YOUR FUCKING SPINE
>BLEED YOURSELF DRY
>CHOKE ON YOUR BLOOD YOU LITERAL WASTE OF LIFE
>HAVE YOUR FUCKING LIMBS TORN OFF
>DRINK BLEACH AND DIE OF INFECTION
>LITERALLY TEAR YOUR ORGANS OUT
>PUT YOURSELF IN A FUCKING WOOD CHIPPER
>SWALLOW LEAD
>DUMP YOURSELF INTO A RIVER
>EXECUTE YOURSELF
>SLICE YOURSELF OPEN
>STAB YOUR EYES OUT
>BREAK YOUR FUCKING BONES
>GET EVISCERATED
>JUMP OFF A FUCKING CLIFF
>FALL FROM THE TOP OF A SKYSCRAPER
>COMMIT AN HERO
>SHOOT YOURSELF IN THE FUCKING TEMPLE
>SKIN YOURSELF ALIVE
>BECOME DEAD
>DRAIN THE BLOOD OUT OF YOUR VESSELS
>PULL YOUR EYES OUT OF THEIR FUCKING SOCKETS
>GET LOCKED IN A FUCKING CASKET
>BRING YOURSELF TO DEATH
>HACK YOURSELF APART
>FORCE YOURSELF INTO GAS CHAMBERS
>SPILL YOUR BLOOD
>CHOP YOUR HEAD OFF
>GET RUN OVER BY A PICKUP TRUCK
>JUMP IN FRONT OF AN ONCOMING SUBWAY TRAIN
>GET EATEN BY PIRANHAS
>MAKE YOUR DEATH HAPPEN
>TAKE A BULLET TO YOUR FUCKING CHEST
>GET HANGED FROM A FUCKING NOOSE
>INCINERATE YOURSELF
>COLLAPSE YOUR LUNGS
>TURN YOURSELF INTO CHARS
>THROW YOURSELF INTO AN ACID LAKE
Lee Lingo 2
>Hang yourself shill
>I can't wait for the day your skull is cracked you piece of shit
>Nice way to make not people like you, you literal cretin.
>Fucking drink a gallon of Scope.
>At least I'm not a literal degenerate shill like you are.
>Please have your fucking limbs cut off.
>I just wish you would get fucking gutted you goddamn abomination
>Please have your fucking tongue cut off and shoved down your throat so that you fucking choke on it and suffocate you literal waste of life.
>It's absolutely stunning how the thought of someone cutting off your fingers with an axe so no one has to look at your drivel again escapes your thought process.
>I don't give a fuck, your endless shilling is calling for someone to cut open your stomach and strangling you with your own intestines.
>I think looking at your arrogance should hopefully be a crucial reminder to people why they need to cut off your arms and legs and beat you to death with them.
>You're just asking for someone to pour a full tank of lighter fluid onto your body, with a lit match following shortly, and then you feel the pain of the heat burning your flesh off your human frame.
>The fact that you haven't somehow ended up getting into a car crash with shards of glass intensely piercing your body and slicing through your organs is a testament to how there is no justice in this world.
>It's shit like this that already makes me want to crush your fucking kneecaps with an aluminium baseball bat.
>At this point, there is no reason someone shouldn't be tearing your lungs out of your chest simply to watch you run out of oxygen you fucking piece of shit
>You're not one to talk, you're literally trying to shill a garbage show for toddlers where it's not wanted, literal cancer of humanity.
>You're the kind of shit that no one wants to clean up, but they have to do it knowing that it would make the world a better place, and when you're done with, the world WILL be a better place.
>If anything, at the end of the day, you're the one who deserves to be in the electric chair for just being a complete stain on society. You will be the one who watches the lights dim as your life ends.
>At the end of the day, all this will lead to is another footnote as a brony horror story as to why you're literal subhumans, and another reason as to why no one should ever associate with your cult.
>Let me just say that when the day of the rope comes, you will be first in line, and the world will rejoice knowing that you have been finally been purged of your life.
>The fact that you're even perpetuating virtual warfare like this is absolutely fucking petty and is only an indicator of your OWN priorities, simply because I'm just telling you to fuck off, as the mods have done for many years. And guess what, if this is the shit that you'll pull, then they have every reason to.
>If anything, that's only showing the lack of self-control that YOU have, that YOU can't keep to yourself, that YOU can't respect other's spaces, that YOU think the world revolves around you to the point where you think everyone needs to comply with what you think, that YOU are the real problem.
>Historically, mods have never really cared about /qa/ too much, mainly because it's just a dumping ground for people to get their complaints about the site out of the way, but they'll come by and take a look at the shit you're pulling, and they'll clean your shit up good.
>There's still a minimum level of decency, and they still realize that your shit has no place here.
>They'll delete your bullshit, along with others who spam here. Please die, you waste of life shill.
>I'm just wishing that your face would get torn off for being the shit stain you are.
>The way things are, you pieces of shit have no place here.
>Just accept that's not going to change any time soon, and know your place.
>No one would've given a fuck if that ban-evading Argentinian pedophile didn't have a fucking problem with me, and generally, he had already been shitting up the site for quite a while at that point. He clearly cared way too fucking much.
Total Nigga Cancelation
Cancel niggas ❌. Demontime on niggas 👿😠. Drop niggas to Waffle Houses 🏪. Kobe a nigga into the trashcan 🖐. Bussify niggas hair wit the zoomer perm 💇♂️. Discord pack niggas 🔥. Scam niggas 🏧. Get sturdy on a nigga 🕺. Clip niggas fade line 💈. Trail a nigga like Animan 👨👨🦰👨. Noclip niggas to the Backrooms 🌽. Crossover a nigga's ankles 🏀. Cut of a niggas beatswitch 🎧. Provoke niggas into skill issue vibes 🗣. Fade niggas than a hoe 👧. Send niggas to Ohio 💀💀. Feed niggas Pink Sauce 🍶. Dox a nigga IP address 🏡. Pop a cap in a nigga's ass 🔫. Slide in a nigga's mom's DMs 👩🦱. Threaten niggas in Minecraft ⛏. Thugify niggas zoom meetings 📲🤙. Leak a nigga mixtape 🎼. Bang a nigga's shawty 😻. Rate nigga albums mid 🔢. Upload niggas to WorldStar 🎙⭐. Snatch niggas from the Victory Royale 🏆. Rizz a nigga sidehoe 💅🏿💋. Ruin niggas vibes 😡. Fry niggas alive the Ocky Way 👨🍳🗽. Destroy niggas attention span 😪🛏. Steal niggas sneakers 👟👟. Diss on a nigga's fake Yeezys 😂🤣. Hit a devious lick on niggas 👿. Pull up on niggas wit the stick 🏑. Hijack niggas whips wit a charging cable 🚗.
Appletun plushie
>WHY YES I DO FUCKING HAVE A COLLECTION OF APPLETUN PLUSHIES AT HOME
>HOPEFULLY JAMAL WILL LET ME BUY ANOTHER CUTE HECKING APPLE BOI PLUSHIE THROUGH AMAZON PRIME WHILE DRIVING HIS FAT BLACK BULL THROUGH MY WIFE'S BLOWN OUT MEATBALL SUB
>OH MY F*CK MEGAN I KNOW YOU'RE OCCUPIED WITH TAKING MY GOOD BUDDY, JAMAL DANIEL-SHANIQUES' BLACK SUCCULENT THROBBING COCK RIGHT NOW BUT OH MY FUCKING SCIENCE I JUST BOUGHT THE CHONKIEST HECKIN APPLETUN PLUSHIE IN COURTESY OF MY COLLECTION OF APPLETUN PLUSHIES
>SHAMAL I DIDN'T PAY YOU TO JUST STAND AROUND I PAID YOU TO ADMIRE MY COLLECTION OF APPLETUN PLUSHIES AND FUCK MY WIFE you dumb fucking NIGGER!!!!!!!!!!!!
>YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT I SAID IT JAMAL!!!!! My APPLETUN PLUSHIES flow through my viens!!!!!
>ain't scared of you nigga boy!!! jiggaboo! black sonsabitch! yeah come get me tyrone!! you may fuck my wife with your BBC but as long as-
>*choke* ja-*choke* jama-*choke* jamal please let me go i didn't mean to call *choke* you *choking* please let go jamal you're not a nigger-OWWW no...no jamal please nooo not my collection of appletun funko pop collection nooooooo DON'T SMASH IT NOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOO YOU DUMB FUCKING NIGGER JAMAL WHAT HAVE YOU DONE NOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT MY HECKIN APPLE BOI NOOOOOOO JAMAL YOU FUCKING NIGGER NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THIS CAN'T BE FUCKING HAPPENING NOOOOO NIGGERNNIGERRNIGERNGIERNGINIGER NIGGERNIGGGGGGGGGGGERNIGGER
99 Words For Coons
Jigs and nogs and boons and groids, blackamoors and picka ninnies, moving targets, liver lippers jungle bunnies, farm equipment, rubber lips and snake head slaves, eggplant porters and gator bait. Every day I probably use, 99 words for coons. Brillo heads and congoloids, crips and bloods, blackie boys, cotton pickers, monkey shufflers, Obama’s sons and bootlip shuckers. Shit lip shitskins swing from trees apes and filthy chimpanzees, bongo thumpers, cranial pubes. 99 words for coons. Fecal crackheads, nigger fail, gutter monkey, sheboon whales, lips like saucers, traffic stoppers, knuckle draggers, niglet ploppers, brillos, moolies, octaroonies, concrete domes and marching looties, pimped out caddies, red ass boons. 99 words for coons. Midnight cricket, old sambo, redbone hoes and potato nose, jiggers, noggers, nigger knockers, bucks and screaming ghetto lobster, africooners, afro sheen, piles of shit and welfare queens, jenkem huffers, spoonbill boon. 99 words for coons. Chainlink jumpers, bluegum humpers, garbage baggy niglet dumpers, fecalrillas, looter coonday, high yellows hating mondays. Congo bongos, kaffir skin, rockfish season, jigs can’t swim. There’s lots of names for nigs, it’s true. You will learn to hate those coons too.
Die Ausfag
You literal nigger. You subhuman baboon. You literal nigger.
How dare you speak, you swarthy jungle monkey. How dare you open your big lipped, rim encrusted, menthol cigarette smelling mouth?
You are human trash, Bruce Nigel LeNaur de Downunder. Universally despised, derided and mocked. Your nationality and skin tone offers no hope to the world that Australia can ever prosper. Crawl back in to the Papuan jungle you came out of, you literal orangutan.
Take your black hairy fingers off your keyboard, and never talk about the human species again, you mockery of our supposed shared ancestor.. No amount of olive oil and wheat flour slabbed on your face every morning will make you white. It's about as delusional of an idea as your daydreams of European heritage.
You nigger.
You make India look like a beacon of civilisation.
You are the Baltimore of Oceania.
Go fertilise the outback with you and your families corpses, its the best you can hope for in life. For the first time in your life, nigger, you have a job making food for beings vastly superior to yourself. New Zealandic cattle. Coincidentally, it would be the first time an Australian "man" provided for a family.
Die, Bruce. No one would miss you. Except for Australian Aboriginals, who now would have no one to make them look good.
BLACK FUTURE
The year is 2045. The southern United States lives under BLACK RULE. All white males are sissified. White women live to serve BLACK KINGS in vast reproduction facilities. Welcome to America's BLACK FUTURE.
Alex Lang remembers life before the revolution – before the government-issued hormones, the sissy wigs, frilly lingerie, and mandatory chastity. He lives on the war-torn outskirts of New Africa, where he hides his beautiful blonde step-sister Kaylee from the clutches of the brutal New African army.
As musclebound black soldiers prowl the countryside searching for fertile white women, Alex will stop at nothing to protect sweet Kaylee's purity. In his pink-and-blue wig, flirty sissy skirt, and fishnet stockings, Alex gives his tender white body to a gang of pitiless black alpha soldiers: the ultimate act of courage and sacrifice. But is sissy Alex prepared for the overwhelming demonstration of power and domination? The encounter brings him face-to-face with his worst fears... and his most unspeakable sissy fantasies.
Acclaimed author and pro domme Whitney Ryan presents a tantalizingly political vision of the future. Her powerful, vivid, fly-on-the-wall passages of three-on-one interracial man-on-sissy action push the boundaries of sensual fiction. The BLACK KINGS have their way with Alex's sissy body, pumping and pounding and cursing through one of the hottest gang scenes in the history of the genre. And interspersed throughout the sizzling prose, a suspenseful narrative full of imaginative world-building unfolds.
Experience the true power of black bulls in black jackboots. Prepare to pay the ultimate reparations. Explore the mind-bending world of BLACK FUTURE, the first book in Whitney Ryan's brand new series.
Kill Frogtroons
Kill frogtroons, cut frogtroons in half, stab frogtroons to death behead frogtroons rape frogsissies run over frogtroons with a steam roller, shove rocks into frogtroons colocas, kill frogtrannies, roundhouse kick frogtrannies into compromised ponds, poison frogtroon swamps with aids, turn frogtroons into sissy sluts for big soy cock through estrogen and hormones in their water supply, buck break frogtroons until their green bussies pop, make frogtroons fall into giant machines that send them to the plates of frenchoids, make frogtroons watch each boil in the pots, boil frogtroons, eat frogtroons alive, rape frogtroon women with bsc, stab frogtroons, expose frogtroons nigger dick spamming history, delete frogtroons discord acounts, delete frogtrannies script bots with malware, jump-kick frogtroons into electric fences, push frog-trannies into saw-mills, decapitate frog-trannies and skull-fuck their eyesockets, assrape a frogtroon and put vaseline on your penis and then slid it in and out until the frogtroon sharts xershelf, run frog-troons over with a combine harvester, toss a frog-troon into boiling acid, cut off a frog-troons hands, rape aspie, kill behead and murder frog-trannies children, decapitate frog-troons, cut out a frog-trannies innards, smash the skull of a frog-troon, make frog-trannies play russian roulette, force the WEF and dr.fauci to give a frog-trannies monkeypox, replace Frog-trannies meals with MSG spiked slop to make their sperm count lower, use a voodo-doll on a frogtranny, uppercut frogtrannies into industrial equpiment, impale frog-trannies on a spike, freeze frog-trannies hands and shatter them with a hammer, remove a frog-trannies senses, cut off a frog-trannies nose, decapitate frog-trannies with a weed whacker, pour poison into a frog-trannies open mouth while they're sleeping, slam dunk a frog-troon's off-spring into a lawnmower 's path, introduce hostile predators into a frog-troons habitat, gouge out a frog-trannies eyes and replace them with fecal matter, hang a frog tranny with their disemboweled intestines
SCIENCE: BELIEVED
>SCIENCE: BELIEVED
>RENT: PAID
>TWITTER SCREENSHOT THREAD: POSTED
>SOIJAK THREAD: REPORTED
>NETFLIX: CHILLED
>VASECTOMY: RECOVERING
>REDDIT: GILDED AND GOLDED
>COMPUTER: MAC
>WIFE: BLACKED
>WALLS: EXPOSED BRICK
>NINTENDO SWITCH ONLINE EXPANSION PACK: PURCHASED
>T: LOW
>MEAT: IMPOSSIBLE
>MOUTH: AGAPE
>FACIAL HAIR: SCRAGGLY
>WATER: FLUORIDATED
>DEMOCRATIC CANDIDATE: VOTED
>ANTIDEPRESSANTS: PRESCRIBED
>COOKIES: ACCEPTED
>LGBT: ALLIED
>GPS LOCATION: ON
>BLACK LIVES: MATTER
>SUBSCRIPTION IPA: SIPPING
>HOT SAUCE: ACQUIRED!
>NINTENDO SWITCH OLED POKéMON SCARLET AND VIOLET LIMITED EDITION: PREORDERED!!!!!
I'm ashamed to be black.
Black guy here.
So I've made this post that you all probably won't give much of a shit about but here it is.
I'm ashamed to be black. I feel like shit being black.
For anyone who wants to use calling me a coon, sellout, agent, Uncle Tom, blah, blah, fuck off. Go back to your ass-clapping negresses.
It seems like I can never hear black people doing anything positive anymore. Niggers have to ruin shit. Niggers have to do what niggers do best.
What got meat this moment was this:
http://abc13.com/news/us-marshals-nab-man-accused-of-fatally-stabbing-boy/1343138/
Aside from the fact that the 11-year-old kid was Mexican, this nigger, this dumb fucking thug stabbed him to death. For no reason. He had no motive. He just killed a kid and ran off.
So, I have no intention of being a poster boy for the black community because I'm smarter than most of them. And it gives me migraines to think that all the general black community can do at this point is race-bait, sell drugs, kill for petty to no reason, shoot hoops, beat people up, eat fried chicken all the time, embrace the stereotype and saying "we wuz kingz", when the "speakers" of this shitty community include the faggot Gazi Kodzo and the Jamar Clark "JarJarDinduNuffin" crowd and when more and more black people are becoming SJWs and teaching about "white privilege" in universities instead of taking responsibility for their own fucking actions and solving the real problem.
As the liberal and SJW crowd continues to expand itself, I feel left out. As someone wanting Trump to win this election, niggers hate me, spics hate me, women hate me. /Pol/ probably hates me to an extent. And I just want to cry in a corner in my bedroom like a faggot knowing this shit is happening and it influences people that have a terrible influence on my childhood and college year, ruining it for the sake of pushing an agenda and keeping black people "with themselves".
So fuck niggers. It's pointless to defend them, help them or marry them.
Zoomer Moment
L + don’t care + didn’t ask + cry about it + who asked + stay mad + get real + bleed + mald seethe cope harder + dilate + incorrect + hoes mad + pound sand + basic skill issue + typo + ur dad left + you fell off + no u + the audacity + triggered + repelled + ur a minor + k. + any askers + get a life + ok and? + cringe + copium + go outside + touch grass + kick rocks + quote tweet + think again + not based + not funny didn’t laugh + social credits -999, 999, 999, 999 + get good + reported + ad hominem + ok boomer + small pp + ur allergic to sunlight + GG! + get rekt + trolled + your loss + muted + banned + kicked + permaban + useless + i slept with ur mom + yo momma + yo momma so fat + redpilled + no bitches allowed + i said it better + tiktok fan + get a life + unsubscribed + plundered + go tell reddit + donowalled + simp + get sticked bug LOL + talk nonsense + trump supporter + your’re a full time discord mod + you’re* + grammar issue + nerd + get clapped + kys + lorem ipsum dolor sit amet + go outside + bleach + lol + gay + retard + autistic + reported + ask deez + ez clap + straight cash + idgaf + ratio again + stay mad + read FAQ + youre lost + you “re” + stay pressed + reverse double take back + pedophile + cancelled + done for + don't give a damn + get a job + sus + baka + sussy baka + get blocked + mad free + freer than air + furry + rip bozo + you're a (insert stereotype) + slight_smile + aired + cringe again + Super Idol的笑容 + mad cuz bad + my pronouns are xe, xem & xyr + irrelevant + deal with it + screencapped your bio + karen/kyle + jealous + you're deaf + balls + i'll be right back + go ahead whine about it + not straight + eat paper + you lose + count to three + your problem + no one cares + log off + don't care even more + sex offender + sex defender + get religion + not okay + glhf + NFT owner + you make bad memes + problematic + fall in line + dog water + you look like a wall + you don’t know 2 + 2 with yo head ass + you are going to my cringe compilation + you can’t count to five + try again + you failed kindergarten + rickrolled + no lifer + guten freunden schickt man einen deutschen panzer + you have a anime profile picture + an* + fatherless + motherless + sisterless + brotherless + orphan + you can't catch this ratio + catch some bitches + I don't care about your opinion + genshin player + you dress like garbage + 日本語がお上手ですね + get fucked + you can’t understand what the word intelligence means with your dumb ass + you have hair + queued + put some thought into what you're going to do with that + stfu + go to bed + yes, i'm taller than you + i think your joke is funny + i rejected your mother's advances + marooned + you can’t read + I win + final ratio
I just saged this thread
I just saged this thread.
FAQ
What does this mean?
The amount of bumps (points) on your thread account has not increased by my reply.
Why did you do this?
There are several reasons I may deem a thread to be unworthy of a bump. These include, but are not limited to:
low effort bait
neutral coal blogpost
trannycord astroturfing
Am I banned from soyjak.party?
No - not yet. But you should refrain from making threads like this in the future. Otherwise I will be forced to issue a formal ban request to the multiple moderators that I know, which may put your replying and posting privileges in jeopardy.
I don't believe my thread deserves a saged reply. Can you un-sage it?
Sure, mistakes happen. But unfortunately, it is impossible to undo it. Even if it was possible, I would only do it in exceedingly rare circumstances If you would like to issue a good natured apology, create a thread with the title “sage unban”. I tend to respond to threads within several minutes. Do note, however, that over 99.9% of apologies are rejected, and yours is likely no exception.
How can I prevent this from happening in the future?
Accept the saged reply and move on. But learn from this mistake: your behavior will not be tolerated on soyjak.party. I will continue to issue saged replies on similar threads until you improve your conduct. Remember: soyjak.party is privilege, not a right.
I just broke this threads hymen
First reply, I just broke this threads hymen.
Anyone else who posts after me is getting my sloppy seconds, my leftovers.
Just remember that the first reply is the most special reply and you'll never experience this thread the way I did and this thread will never feel the way it felt about me about you.
Its over, you might as well just go post on reddit and talk about how much of a "man" you are for replying on a thread that I pumped and dumped. Have fun with my scraps, cucks.
DEAR NIGGERS
DEAR NIGGERS,
Face the facts, NIGGERS, your race is a failed race because you’re a feckless, unruly, uncivilised horde of feral proto-humans. You never figured out how to live in a society bigger than one or two squabbling families. Starting thousands of years ago, everyone else on this planet without exception did – they invented religion, the idea of law, and the ideas of property and respect for the value of human life. This enabled tribes to coalesce into bigger groups and become organised. The rest is history, or rather civilisation.
But your lot never did this, did they? Abstract thought and problem- solving have never been the black man’s strengths, have they? Did they invent a long-lived and intellectually coherent religion? Nope. Did they ever build a city? Nope. Did they even invent bricks? Nope (the reason there’s no Stonehenge in Africa is because it took more than 20 people to move the slabs of rock – clearly a non-starter in Africa, where assembling more than 20 niggers normally results in a war). Did they till the land? Nope. Did they domesticate an animal for their use? Nope. Did they invent a written language? Nope. Did they invent the wheel? Mainly, nope. Were they curious enough about what lay out across the sea to sail upon it? Nope.
Whenever blacks achieve a certain critical mass numerically in a pre- existing non-black society, they start to exhibit their natural feral behaviour and to turn their environment back into a recognisably African, essentially Stone Age one. Thus, Africa has the jungle; black enclaves have “da ‘hood.” Large groups of “African-Americans” at liberty in the west actually deliberately break themselves down into smaller, tribal hordes, because they feel uneasy in and unaccustomed to a larger society. Negro gangs of twenty to fifty individuals assert their rights to “tag” other people’s property through gang violence, but fail to co-operate otherwise.
this is the first and only time I'll be posting on here. i found this site using twitter and came here because i wanted to find more funny wojacks. but i came to an unpleasant surprise. blatant. blatant. transphobia. im a transwoman myself so this is highly offensive. how can you guys live with yourselfs
please faggot
please faggot... Please fucking die...... Just fucking die forever you faggot... Kill yourself you stupid retard faggot... you piece of shit
Bix Nood
bix nood muh fugga co bin do dat muhfugga wup da do gump bix a mutha fugga po bo poo dat doo wat da doo bix nodd muh fugga dat
dat shieett fr on dat muhfuggin sheeet dude gotta do bo poo poo muhfugga rres me bruthas fo dugs and bed an shieeet mihfugga
sup dat wat do copa dat dude dat poom boo muh fuggin wad da dood tomad do watta do muhhfugga bix nood wuttbba bubba mo do doaad bix wubba da do did bix nood coppa dat muthafucka wabba dat dude muthfucking cop ho ass muthafucka coppa dat homo nigger wahat dat dude muthafucka bix nood coppa that ho that dude that muthafucking hoe ass nigga mutha fucka wabba dat dood mutha fucka dat nigga bix nood po muh gib dat tum muha fuggin bix nood cosbon
mup da dooo bim tum dat muh fugga bix nood wat da dood ass mutha fucka da dum to tum to that coppa ho that dude bix nood coppa that hoe muthafuckin slop nigger
cof fin dub do bo ho ass mutha fucka mup da doo les me ask yo muthafugga bo bin a qus tun muhfugga
cof bin bo ho dat ass muhfugga bin bo dat shieeet my nigger what da fucka dat bo bin shieeet co bin bo dat what ever the fuck what da doo boo baht wup dat bo bin dat co muhfugga
Top 10 Niggers
It's time for another top 10 list, today we'll be looking at the top 10 niggers of all time
Number 10: Obama
Number 9: Michael Jackson
Number 8: Tyrone Niggerson
Number 7: Jamal McBlackdick
Number 6: My dad (who left me)
Number 5: Jesus
Number 4: The Egyptians
Number 3: Louis Armstrong
Number 2: Morgan Freeman
Honorable mentions: Muhammad Ali, Nelson Mandela, Martin Luther King Jr, Malcolm X, Yuri Kuznetsov
And finally at number 1 we have... (YOU)
Yes, (you)! (You) are a nigger! A fat lip shitskin coon that is (you)!
And there you have it folks, our top 10 niggers of all time, hope you enjoyed it!
Finally some good bait
Finally some good bait.
I'm glad we are in the company of a genius like yourself who knows the weeks of planning that goes behind any of these decisions. Surely you wouldn't be thinking I only listen to one person spamming in red text when I make a choice, after all you're a very incredibly brilliant mind. You'd probably also know that I've been speaking with past soyteens and current soyteens about what they think of the site and what they'd like changed. I'm thinking your mind is wasted here making 140 character twitter clapbacks, and you should probably apply for MIT or as a police detective since you are so certain of the things that have happened without any evidence or thought put into it by yourself.
I'll be home in an hour or so.
no one absolutely nobody (barneyfag edition)
No one: Absolutely nobody: Still nobody: Not a single soul: Literally no one in the whole universe: Not even tk47: Stupid Barneyfag: *Makes a GR15-breaking post* Lee Goldson: I'm about to end this mans whole career [everyone disliked that] MLP Royal Guards: Wait that's illegal British scum: Ok that was lowkey on point Pickle Twilight Sparkle: *slaps roof of thread* Spike did I ever tell you about the time I turned myself into a pony pickle? It was an epic moment. Spike: *Is retarded* JustPassingThrough: *Passes through* Señor Huevos: Don't google the MLP friendship is magic episode "Make New Friends but Keep Discord" [Lee googles "Make New Friends but Keep Discord"] Dj Vinyl Scratch: Congratulations Lee, you just played yourself Rainbow Dash: *flies past lee* OOOHH I dont care what universe you're from that's GOTTA HURT [everyone laughed] Princess Celestia: You're breathtaking! Ban-evading Argentinian: I bet I can take on Lee Lee Goldson/x86x2: You sure about that Lee Goldson/x86x2: Stabs all barneyfags and rips all their intestines Squidward_mouth_open_awestruck.jpg: Wait that's illegal [Everyone liked that] Lee Goldson: Am I a joke to you? Stewie Griffin: There's no way leebaiting can be good agai.... FILTHYFRANC: Hold my beer CC joined the chat DRWolf: So... Lee Goldson, what's on your mind? David Joyner: Welcome to the dark side of MLP Homer Simpson: MaRgE i'M cOnFuSeD
Average /pol/troon
>uses terms like "slide thread" on the sharty
>gets soyquoted, busts out the trannyjak folder (its the only soyjak he has saved)
>dont agree with him? must be a glowie cuck da cia joooden
>wont shut up about how much he hates zoomers, forgets hes on a zoomer site
>constantly falls for bait
>one polfag got so angry, he made a twitter account and started to shill the site to alt right larp accounts
>doesn't know a thing about the site, will call you a tranny joo nigger kike if you correct him on his inane conspiracies
>gets upset when someone says "delete pol"
>he makes looksmaxxing threads on soy
>compares his baste qnd and aryan eye color on the soyjak website
>posts gore when he gets upset
>has 50 different European statistics images, showcasing who is really white (is brown and/or lives in america)
↑Nah this goofy ahh nigga just uploaded his own trash ahh pasta that one else uses here💀💀
SOYJAK: THE MOVIE
>*Why Can't We Be Gems starts playing*
THIS SUMMER
TWO UNLIKELY FRIENDS ARE ABOUT TO GET A WHOLE LOT
CLOSER
>*Cut to scene in a school classroom*
>Feraljak: Why don't you go and EAT THE BUGS! HA!
>Cobson: I will as soon as you have sex with dat BBC, dusty coal!
>*Both stick their tongue at each other*
TWO RIVALS, FORCED TO WORK TOGETHER AS ONE
>*Teacher walks into the classroom*
>Teacher: Feraljak, Cobson, you are both to work together on the school science fair!
>Feraljak and Cobson: NOO000000000!!!!!!
AND ALTHOUGH THEY MAY HATE EACH OTHER
>Feraljak: We should make the project about proving eating the bugs is better for you than BBC!
>Cobson: Screw you, coal! How about we make the project on how feraltroons lost!
>Feraljak: You will never be a real gem, freak!
>Cobson: Meds and BBC, now!
>*Feraljak and Cobson repeat those two lines louder and louder while slowly getting closer to each other's faces*
IN THE END, THEY'RE ONE IN THE SAME
>Feraljak: Why don't we do a project on the benefits of wearing the mask!
>Cobson: That's actually not a bad idea, Feral.
>*Small montage of them doing the project and bonding*
IN A MOVIE EXPERIENCE, YOU'LL NEVER FORGET
>Cobson: You know Feraljak, I actually had a lot of fun doing this with you...
>Feraljak: Yeah I guess, you're pretty cool, for a shit tier wojack... heh...
>*Feraljak and Cobson slowly start to hold hands*
>*Both of them almost kiss before screen cuts to black*
>*Movie title fades in*
Chuddit
>be reddit obsessed middle school outcast in run up to 2016 election
>everyone seems to hate trump because he's an asshole
>everyone seems to hate me because i'm an asshole
>begin to rabidly worship him
>join subreddits devoted to him
>he wins le epic win xD
>haha everyone is upset and crying over racism I'll be a le edgy racist and make them even angrier for the lulz
>fast forward 2018
>WHAT?!? They banned my heckin favorite subreddit for racism?? WTF WHITE GENOCIDE!!!!!
>freak out, nowhere to get le ebin trump maymays
>check discord named Thug Shaker because we watch black gay porn for the lulz
>everyone says to go to 4channel
>specifically /pol/
>apparently you can even say the n word there without getting banned?!
>go to /pol/
>everyone is a le heckin epic racisterino like me!
>no one ever disagrees with me!
>but posters say this site is infested with trannies? I'M GOING INSANE!!!
>I know, I'll go to another board and fight the troons with shitposting!
>WTF that fucking FAGGOT just called me a chud!
>"YWNBAW"
>He said he knows? He called that cope? What can I say without looking mad and retarded?
>I've got it!
>"You never belonged here, this is my site."
>that'll show him
>mfw
Why are you portraying yourself as a soyjak?
Why are you portraying yourself as a soyjak?
Isn't the whole point of soyjaks to make fun of people?
This is a self own.
Average Pokémon Black enjoyer
>OH MY FUCKING SCIENCE CHAD IS THAT YOU?!??!??!?
>LONG TIME NO SEE FRIENDERINO I'M SO GLAD TO MEET YOU AGAIN
>REMEMBER THAT TIME IN HIGH SCHOOL WHEN I WAS PLAYING POKEMON BLACK (GEN 5 BEST GEN BTW) AND AFTERWARDS YOU CLAPPED MY CHEEKS AT THE GYM SHOWERS??? GOOD TIMES LMAO. AT FIRST I DIDN'T CONSENT AND I CRIED AND SCREAMED AND TRIED TO FIGHT BACK BUT I EVENTUALLY SUCCUMBED TO YOUR POUNDING. MY ASS BLED SO MUCH WHEN YOU TOOK MY ANAL VIRGINITY BUT IT FELT SOOOOOOO GOOD.
>EVER SINCE THAT EVENT I'VE BEEN CROSSDRESSING LIKE A PRETTY LITTLE SCHOOLGIRL AND TRIED TO IMPRESS YOU WHILE PLAYING POKEMON BLACK 2 BUT YOU'VE ALWAYS IGNORED ME. I JUST WANTED TO BE THE GIRLY SISSY SLUT WHO SUBMITS TO YOUR DEMANDS AND DOES EVERYTHING THAT YOU'D ORDER ME TO DO.
>WELL I'M MARRIED NOW WITH TWO STEP-CHILDREN AND I WOULD LIKE YOU TO BECOME MY WIFE'S BOYFRIEND & BULL. PLEASE ACCEPT THE OFFER, I IMPLORE YOU. MY WIFE NEEDS A GOOD FUCKING FROM AN ALPHA CHAD BULL WHILE I WATCH, MASTURBATE, CRY, REPLAY POKEMON BLACK AND CONTEMPLATE ABOUT MY LIFE CHOICES IN THE CORNER LIKE A PATHETIC SÖY CUĆK FAGGOT AS YOU RAM MY WIFE WITH YOUR MASSIVE JUICY WET HARD COCK AND IMPREGNATE HER WITH YOUR DELICIOUS FERTILE SEMEN.
Chud Self Insert
OH MY GOD! Did you just post a Chud self insert?
That's so based! He BTFOs all these jooz and trannies by posting dusty self insert coal! He's so based and redpilled! Kino based and redpilled! He's so based kino! He's so kino based and redpilled kino based kino!
OH MY GOD! I hecking, I HATE coal self inserts! But when you post Chud I love him he's so based I love Chud he's based and kino! BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED AND KINO! Usually, I'm a contrarian! But when you post somebody who loves NAS self inserts, it's based! It's so based! He BTFOs all these jooz and trannies while posting coal, he's so based!
He BTFO'd da Glowies, He BTFO'd... Israel, guys, he's like, so based! He's a contrarian just like me! I love contrarians 'cause they're based! They're so based and kino! BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED!!!! They're so based!!!
OUGHH! JANNYYY! JANNYY, tink tink tink *tink *tink JANNYYY! tink tink tink tink tink JANNYYYY!! Someone's posting... other self inserts that aren't, that aren't Chud! They aren't based! Remove this thread janny! Remove this threaddd they're not based! OOOOOOOH MY GOD DID SOMEONE REALLY HAVE some genuine criticisms about NAS posting on the Sharty? Sooorry you aren't featured in a dusty twitter video, you're not based, you're cringe and bluepilled!
Janny! Remove this thread right now they're not based and redpilled like me! They're nu /soy/. They're nu /soy/, they're not based and redpilled like me I'm based redpilled kino oldfag! BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED KINO KINO KINO KINO BASED I'm BASED oldfag!
Oughhhhhhh, jannnnnnny looks like we've got a real gem thread going on! You need to.. remove this right away you need to 404 this, this guy is talking trash about Nick Fuentes, looks like you gotta shoah this thread fast janny! Jannny!!!! Tink tink tink tink jannyyyyyyy jannnnnyyy tink tink tink tink you've got to 404 this thread fast, janny tink tink tink tink tink BASED BASED BASED, BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED, BASED BASED BASED ONIONS DOOMER ZOOMER DOOMER DOOMER BASED BASED BASED !!
He's so based bros! He can btfo these...These evil, jews and trannies without posting a single gem! He's so based and redpilled! This is insane he's so based and redpilled look at his new brimstone he's so baseddd! Jannies don't delete my NAS self insert thread we're talking about Chud he's based! He's so based and redpilled!!
wh*Te subhumans, how does this make you feel?
wh*Te subhumans , how does this make you feel?
You could have a completely homogenous community of middle class wh*Tes. A nice town with almost no crime, an all round good community. However because of the weakness of the wh*Tes all it would take to destroy this community is one BLACK bull?
Just imagine, it's a nice sunny Sunday afternoon, imagine the bustle of this 100% wh*Te town until suddenly a couple of BLACK bulls walk up. Women would feel more attraction to these superior, strong bulls infinitely more than their pathetic wh*Te husbands. Every woman would be begging, grovelling to be impregnated by these overlords, the new kings of the town who earned this position with nothing but their superior presence. And these bulls wouldn't stop until every girl was carrying their children, the wh*Te women's original children would probably be neglected. Who the fuck would want to raise these inferior children? They are only going to turn out like their fathers.
The Men? The men would flee after realizing how futile their attempts at winning back their wives attraction would be. They would flee to Japan where they will try to win over FAS looking ugly Jap girls because they are the only things disgusting and lonely enough to accept them. Many would probably be rejected after the Japs hear of their shameful and dishonorable display, even they probably would have killed themselves to avoid the shame.
Back home in the once nice town, every woman will be raising their BLACK children and will be queuing up for their second or maybe even third pregnancy. They wont stop until they hit menopause, because they know deep down that their purpose is to populate the world with superior BLACK bulls who will then move on to destroy other towns. This is REAL colonization, Wh*tey.
Redditbob
no nigger, i just hate this fucking 'jak, its overedited unwatchable garbage that gives you a fucking headache, the song used is trash too
this video is not made by one of us, it's made by an outsider, a faggot who misinterprets 'jakking culture. he sees shitty "millions must die" pictures on twitter and goes "WOWEEEEE THAT HECCIN CHUDJAKERINOOO IS SO BASED AND REDPILLED EXCEPT HE'S REALLY NOT BECAUSE HE HASN'T EVOVLED PAST 2016 AND LEAFYISHERE AND BEN SHAPIRO LIKE MEEEEEE I GET MY ENTERTAINMENT FROM GOOD GOYS LIKE MOISTCRITIKAL AND HASANABI" and then he remembers the shitty cartoons he watched as a child like Redditbob that he undeservadly puts in a high light because he is 'cattle algorithm slut and the ALGOOOOORITHMS told him that "WATCHING REDDITBOB, A SHOW FOR LITERAL EIGHT YEAR OLDS AT THE AGE OF TWENTY IS LE GOOOOOOOD AND ACCEPTABLE BEHAVIOR BECAUSE... IT HAS DEEP THEMES... LIKE HOW YOU USED TO RELATE TO REDDITBOB BUT NOW YOU RELATE TO TRANNYWARD!!!!" before going into a boring, 3 hour essay with lofi hiphop beats and overdone motion graphics about how Squid on Strike shows how Squidward is a based and redpilled commie like Hasan "I just bought a multi million dollar house and a new Porsche but small business owners are the REAL bourgieurse or however the Twitch revenue check is cashed" Piker. Oh and there's a mandatory 30 minute section about the history of animation from when the cavemen started drawing on the walls and a 45 minute frame-by-frame description of Squid on Strike because there just is.
And then he made that PUTRID FUCKING DUST BRIMSTONE just so he can show his fellow based and redpilled friends on his Twitter and 'cord so that he can show them all he's based and redpilled, oh no wait! he's now GEMMMMY GEM KINO CRYSTAL GLISTENING GEMERALD NOW!!! SEE HE'S IN WITH ALL THE NEW EPIC DANK MAYMAYS!!!! THATS SO BA-I MEAN GEMMY!!!!! and now those retards can share that with their fellow retards on their 'cord servers so they can circle jerk about how they're all now "GEMERALD GLISTENING SHINERALDS FROM THE GEM MINES" and how that "Millions Must Die" Wojak is such a funny character that reminds them how they used to be seething little pisscels but now they're based and redpilled progressives like their favorite YouTuber Ian "iDubbbz" JOMHA.
This is a day of fucking mourning, I can't believe a retarded Twitter/'cord fag managed to steal our idea and ruin it with this disgusting brimstone. This video is brimstone, pure and simple, the most insidious type of brimstone imaginable, while garbage like Blacked edits and Mauzymice edits are brimstone in their own way they at least alert everyone within a 5 mile radius of how brimmy they are, this is an insidious type of brimstone, the type that hides its brimmish details with techniques like overediting, and then the retards of society eat it up, because they don't understand that a gemerald comes from the heart and soul, they just think "OH! ME SEE EPIC SPECIAL EFFECTS AND MUH KIDS CARTOON! ME THINK THIS GEMERALD!". Fuck this guy for making this brim, fuck the guy on Twitter for pushing it through the masses, and FUCK YOU FOR DEFENDING THIS SHIT
I Was gemmy once
Gemmy? I Was Gemmy Once. Soot Locked Me In A Board. A Sharty Board. A Sharty Board With 'Jaks. And 'Jaks Make Me Gemmy. Gemmy? I Was Gemmy Once. Soot Locked Me In A Board. A Sharty Board. A Sharty Board With 'Jaks. And 'Jaks Make Me Gemmy. Gemmy? I Was Gemmy Once. Soot Locked Me In A Board. A Sharty Board. A Sharty Board With 'Jaks. And 'Jaks Make Me Gemmy. Gemmy? I Was Gemmy Once. Soot Locked Me In A Board. A Sharty Board. A Sharty Board With 'Jaks. And 'Jaks Make Me Gemmy. Gemmy? I Was Gemmy Once. Soot Locked Me In A Board. A Sharty Board. A Sharty Board With 'Jaks. And 'Jaks Make Me Gemmy. Gemmy? I Was Gemmy Once. Soot Locked Me In A Board. A Sharty Board. A Sharty Board With 'Jaks. And 'Jaks Make Me Gemmy. Gemmy? I Was Gemmy Once. Soot Locked Me In A Board. A Sharty Board. A Sharty Board With 'Jaks. And 'Jaks Make Me Gemmy. Gemmy? I Was Gemmy Once. Soot Locked Me In A Board. A Sharty Board. A Sharty Board With 'Jaks. And 'Jaks Make Me Gemmy. Gemmy? I Was Gemmy Once. Soot Locked Me In A Board. A Sharty Board. A Sharty Board With 'Jaks. And 'Jaks Make Me Gemmy. Gemmy? I Was Gemmy Once. Soot Locked Me In A Board. A Sharty Board. A Sharty Board With 'Jaks. And 'Jaks Make Me Gemmy.
Chudbob video lore
Many people seem confused about this meme so I will explain it. It is actually really shocking that it ended up at times square.
Patrick Crusius, the inspiration for the Chud, wrote his manifesto in a SpongeBob notebook. (Well at least that is the rumor. The police deny the existence of the manifesto). So this meme is referring to that.
It is only a rumor because Crusius is believed to have been a particular poster on the extremist website "crystal cafe" in which he posted an image of a spongebob notebook and promised a manifesto the day before the shooting.
The squirrel is actually in reference to an infamous video where a guy captures a red squirrel and lights it on fire as it squirms and moves about trying to put itself out a la BMT. The supposed posts of Crusius on Crystal Cafe used this video for shock value. Be warned though, if you decide to visit crystal cafe to see what its about they are pretending to be women so as to not get the attention of the feds. But understand their code. Moid means minorities, and is short for minoritoid. The "pinkpill" refers to mass shootings because brass bullet cases go pink when they oxidize.
Everybody lost
/qa/ lost
/lgbt/ lost
/soy/ lost
soot lost
captain coal lost
kuz lost
max lost
doll lost
red lost
jakparty.soy lost
lute lost
stratogem lost
booru lost
clydemcdeath lost
lifesucksthanyoudie lost
yaroslavtv lost
lolkek/dust lost
wt-870 lost
togglebott lost
funnydog lost
arcturus lost
tanki lost
thrembolover lost
qafe lost
vinluv lost
remelia lost
kiwifarms lost
null lost
fatcat lost
gilman lost
rogue mod lost
zuken lost
sobot lost
ub3r lost
rdrama lost
starfire lost
ongezellig lost
studio massa lost
omori lost
duke nukem lost
pepe lost
froge lost
bocchi lost
cado lost
undertale lost
beastspammer lost
adamna killa lost
furries lost
fnf lost
loudhouse lost
italy lost
argentina lost
morroco lost
cuba lost
the brazillian lost
/s4s/ lost
mexican twink lost
romanian schizo lost
the pole(s) lost
mutts lost
yuros lost
wiki lost
soyboywojak lost
angeleno lost
chitwood lost
chuds lost
trannies lost
knowyourmeme lost
flart lost
ylyl lost
soyjak.earth lost
pixelplanet.fun lost
twitter lost
discord lost
reddit lost
cobson lost
feraljak lost
soylita lost
gorespammer lost
clarty lost
foodists lost
uttp lost
tommy parky lost
sneed lost
bane lost
maskposter post
inflationposter lost
noahmusic2009 lost
david thoughie lost
6ixthrembo lost
fucci lost
jak.soy lost
zootun lost
soyjakdownload lost
kolyma lost
sennvenn lost
raidcord lost
cecefem lost
goth lost
eduardo foltz lost
arizona lost
doris lost
vaush lost
/pol/ lost
/leftypol/ lost
lee lost
leebaiters lost
/mlp/ lost
07th expansion lost
bbc lost
bwc lost
twp lost
tbp lost
touhou lost
/bant/ lost
/qant/ lost
kogasatopia lost
cirnospammer lost
doomposter lost
shartydog lost
nate lost
soycraft lost
kaguya lost
chinoposter lost
chikaposter lost
/chug/ lost
/uhg/ lost
spva lost
soytube lost
the swede lost
the norwegian lost
pedos lost
hoboposter lost
tnd lost
tcd lost
crystal.cafe lost
frenschan lost
heyuri lost
vidlii lost
kereste lost
9chan lost
gurochan lost
/giga/ lost
r/thrembo lost
r/196 lost
r/markiplier lost
kirbizia lost
shreddednerd lost
turkey tom lost
(OP) lost
(You) lost
Everybody won
/qa/ won
/lgbt/ won
/soy/ won
soot won
captain coal won
kuz won
max won
doll won
red won
jakparty.soy won
lute won
stratogem won
booru won
clydemcdeath won
lifesucksthanyoudie won
yaroslavtv won
lolkek/dust won
wt-870 won
togglebott won
funnydog won
arcturus won
tanki won
thrembolover won
qafe won
vinluv won
remelia won
kiwifarms won
null won
fatcat won
gilman won
rogue mod won
zuken won
sobot won
ub3r won
rdrama won
starfire won
ongezellig won
studio massa won
omori won
duke nukem won
pepe won
froge won
bocchi won
cado won
undertale won
beastspammer won
adamna killa won
furries won
fnf won
italy won
argentina won
morroco won
cuba won
the brazillian won
/s4s/ won
mexican twink won
romanian schizo won
mutts won
yuros won
wiki won
soyboywojak won
angeleno won
chuds won
trannies won
knowyourmeme won
flart won
ylyl won
soyjak.earth won
pixelplanet.fun won
twitter won
discord won
reddit won
cobson won
feraljak won
soylita won
gorespammer won
clarty won
foodists won
uttp won
tommy parky won
sneed won
maskposter post
inflationposter won
noahmusic won
david thoughie won
6ixthrembo won
fuccicord won
jak.soy won
zootun won
soyjakdownload won
/liberty/ won
kolyma won
sennvenn won
raidcord won
cecefem won
goth won
eduardo foltz won
arizona won
doris won
vaush won
/pol/ won
/leftypol/ won
lee won
leebaiters won
/mlp/ won
07th expansion won
bbc won
bwc won
twp won
tbp won
touhou won
/bant/ won
/qant/ won
kogasatopia won
cirnospammer won
doomposter won
shartydog won
nate won
soycraft won
kaguya won
chinoposter won
chikaposter won
/chug/ won
/uhg/ won
spva won
soytube won
the swede won
the norwegian won
shreddednerd won
pedos won
hoboposter won
tnd won
tcd won
gurochan won
crystal.cafe won
frenschan won
heyuri won
vidlii won
/giga/ won
r/thrembo won
r/196 won
r/markiplier won
kirbizia won
fractalcounty won
turkey tom won
(OP) won
(You) won
Maximov
2005: A nigger
2023: A nigger
3023: A nigger
5000: A nigger
10000: A nigger
Forever: A nigger
No matter what year it is Max will always be a nigger
Repost this in 15 threads to show your hate for max
Faggoterald
>HAHAHAHA!!!! LOL!!!! GAY SEX!!!! LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!! FAGGOTS STICKING COCKS IN EACHOTHER'S SHITTY DIRTY FRAGILE ASSHOLES UNTIL THEIR ASSHOLES PROLAPSE AND LEAK SHIT!!!! LOL!!! SO HECKIN WHOLESOME!!! I LOVE FEMBOYS AYYAYAYAY FEMBOY PORNNNN IM GOOOONIIING TO SMOOTH FEMBOYS THAT COINCIDENTALLY LOOK LIKE 14YO BOYS!!!!! LOOK AT THIS SICK FJCKING YAOI!!!! HGNGHGHNGH AHAHAHHAHA LOLOLOLO!!!!! ANIME BOYS FUCKING EACHOTHER IS THE EXACT SAME AS POZZED FAGGOTS CUMMING IN EACH OTHERS ASSHOLES AND CAUSING CRAMPS AND SPREADING STDS AND CAUSING TEARS IN THE ASS!!!!! XDDDDD LOL OLOL!!!!!!! I HECKIN LOVE FUCKING TWINKS AND GETTING FUCKED IN MY ASS AND GETTING SHIT ON MY DICK AND HAVING TO WEAR A CUTE HECKIN CONDOM BECAUSE FUCKING A MAN'S ASSHOLE IS LIKE GAMBLING WITH MY HEALTH!!!! BUT... BUTTT"!!! O_O BUTT!!!!!! LISTEN BRO IT FEEEELSS SOOOOOOO GOOOOODDDDDD IT'S SO BASED AND KINO AND HOT WHILE YOUR BOTTOM MOANS WHILE YOU STUFF HIS ASSHOLE WITH YOUR COCK THAT DILATES HIS SPINCHTER OVER TIME!!!! WOAHHHH!!!!!! SHAVED ASSES!!!! FEMBOYS!!!!! TWINKS!!!!!! BEARS!!!!!! BRROOOOOO IM SUCH A FUCKING TOP!!!! IM A FUCKING BOTTTTOOMMMM!!!!!! IM A FUCKING VERS HOLY SHITT BROOOOO I LOVE GAY FAGGOT POZZED SINFUL LIFE-THREATENING SEX BECAUSE I AM A FUCKING HORNY APE!!!!!!! WHAT?!?! GAYS HAVE A HUNDRED SEX PARTNERS AND A HUGE PART OF YOUNG GAY CULTURE IS HOOKING UP WITH MARRIED 50YO "DADDIES" ON GRINDR?!?! BUT BUT BUT ALL MY HECKIN TRANIME TUMBLR GAY TEENAGE LOVE COMICS!!!!!!! WHAT THE LE FLIP IS THIS?!?!?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOO THIS CANT BE HAPPENING!!!!!!!!!! DA STRAGGOOOOTSSS DID THISSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK FUCK IM GONNA FUCKING BUST BECAUSE MY PORN ADDICTION IS TAKING OVER AGAIN.... UNGHHHH!!!!!!! ARGHHHH!!!!!!! MAN ASS!!!!!!!!!! RECTUMS!!!!!!!! COCK!!!!!!!! BOYCUM!!!!! BOYDICK!!!!!!!! BOYPUSSY!!!!!!!!!!! AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IM NOT A PEDOPHILE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCKKKK IM BUSSIN OUT RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
The Story?
The story? How about this.
One day you were sitting in your little hole, spamming SHITson the COALson all day and night on a fucking friday. You were laughing and screaming with joy, then you heard a slight noise and you froze up "Wh-whose there?" You feebly ask. No response. You try and get up with great effort but you can't lift your manatee lardass body. So you sit there helpless and unmoving for what feels like hours, just waiting for your doom. Then, it happens. You see me kick down your door and stare you down. Big tall, muscular EVIL nigga in golden cloak. I pull out the saturn stick. See what the Saturn stick is a long rod and one end it has the Saturn side and It's exactly what it sounds like a huge ball shaped like saturn at the end of the stick. You? Since you committed ultimate heresy of coalson, you get the saturn side. I get my covenant members I sick my covenant members on you I just do hand signal I don't even wanna see it I just set them on you. They hold you up you're struggling "PLEASE DONT PLEASE" It's too late they THRUST! "AAAAUGGHHHR AUHHH NOOOO!!!" THEY THRUST AND TWIST AND GO IN AND OUT AND TURN IT ALL AROUND AND ITS SO FUCKING PAINFUL BUT YOURE CUMMING THE MOST VIOLENT ORGASM YOUVE EVER FELT AND YOURE CONFUSED YOU DONT KNOW WHY YOUR MOANING AND SCREAMING AND CUMMING and I say "SHUT THE FUCK UP!" do a little hand signal and sic my BBC juniors on you to shut you up by forcefully inserting their BBC juniors into your mouth. Then, disgraced you go limp, unaple to comprehend the pleasure and pain. My covenant members carry you out of the castle and throw you off the cliff. How about that? Never ask me for the story again you worthless bitchass nigga.
^nigger seething
GEMson WABAG and nothing can change that
Cobson's Life
C*bson timeline
Age 0: Born with micropenis and FAS
Age 3: Hear mom getting fucked by bbc bull, remember it forever
Age 6: See a Black man for the first time, get hard but dont know why
Age 12: Start jerking it to porn
Age 13: After hearing about the BNWO in a dîscord server, jerk off to Blacked
Age 16: Shave legs, buy thigh highs, start showing off for Black men but no sex yet
Age 17: buy BBC dildo
Age 18: fuck first black bull
Age 19: fuck 100th black bull
Age 21: fuck 1000th black bull, get diagnosed with HIV
Age 23: HIV progresses to AIDS
Age 25: Die
FUCK ALL OF YOU MORALFAGS
FUCK ALL OF YOU MORALFAGS. SERIOUSLY JUST FUCK YOU ALL. BACK THEN WE WOULD JUSR REPORT CP TO WT SNACKS AND THEN MOVE ON. UNLIKE US, YOU FAGGOTS MAKE AN ENTIRE THREAD DEDICATED TO WHAT PEOPLE ARE DOWNLOADING. THE FACT YOU RETARDS CONSIDER LOLICON 'P JUST SHOWS HOW MUCH OF A FUCKING FAGGOT YOU ARE. SERIOUSLY I HOPE YOU ALL FUCKING KILL YOURSELVES. DO IT, PLEASE. HANG YOURSELF, POISON YOURSELF, SUFFOCATE YOURSELF. I HOPE YOU GET FUCKING EVISCERATED. WHINY ZOOMERS LIKE YOU ARE A BLIGHT ON THIS PLANET. JUST DO EVERYONE A FAVOR AND END YOUR LIFE. SERIOUSLY I CAN'T STAND YOU TRANNY LOSERS WHO CONSTANTLY BAWWWWW ABOUT PEOPLE MINDING THEIR BUSINESS. YOU'RE ON THE SAME LEVEL AS THESE NIGGERS WHO KEEP WHINING ABOUT "DA POO-LEESE". NO. YOU'RE LOWER THAN NIGGERS. I HATE REPEATING MYSELF BUT, SERIOUSLY. FUCK ALL OF YOU, YOU MOUTH-BREATHING LOSERS. https://encyclopediadramatica.online/Retard https://encyclopediadramatica.online/Nigger https://encyclopediadramatica.online/Zoomer >inb4 i get soiquoted by a yotsuba wojak >inb4 i get badly insulted >inb4 you send me your hideous MSpaint scribbles >inb4 you cry to the jannies because of my post
Heh, so I finally found your disgusting hiding grounds...
Heh, so I finally found your disgusting hiding grounds…. I expected the site to look better, but that's fine.
So, you think it's funny to raid 4chan, huh? You think it's funny to spam our boards with your filthy mspaint drawings of bald men with glasses??
You seem to forget that we are legion. We do not forgive. We do not forget. We are an underground society of cold ruthless brutal psychopaths that consume fucked up shit for breakfast.
We see an old lady getting shot, we laugh
We see a cat getting skinned alive, we laugh
We see a toddler hanged, we laugh
We see a woman raped and we demand more..
We are people who spend hours every day for YEARS numbing ourselves to all the fucked up shit.. And we enjoy it.. Our veterans have spent almost 2 decades on our site…
Now, do you REALLY think it is wise to mess with us? We ruined peoples' lives, doxxed them, changed the outcome of the fucking elections, and did racist shit… We fucking made "Hitler did nothing wrong" win as the new name for Mountain Dew… We took down anti-Trump flags… We used to raid games
and form huge swastikas… AND WE FUCKING LAUGHED AT IT!
We have gathered massive collections of anime, katanas, manga, and so on, while you only continue to spam wojaks
Your little safespace of little babies that haven't been exposed to the internet won't last long… I'd feel bad for you, but it is what you deserve. If you continue raiding 4chan, you will feel the worst shitstorm of your fucking life, kiddos. Do NOT mess with 4chan ever fucking again. You are trying to trigger
people that want to kill millions of liberals, homosexuals and kikes.. We are not afraid of you.. We will fucking bury you. We are the site that started all chans.. And we will be the site that will fuck you up.
Reconsider raiding us from now on, because the consequences will be fucking disastrous for you, "soyteens". You are messing with millions of weaponized autists and psychopaths.
Kek wills it
