List of copypastas

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This article is a list of soyjak-themed or more broadly 'sharty culture copypastas created by soyposters that have been sourced from 4chan and the 'party. The ‘aush ‘pasta is on the “List of 4chan bait” article

Sharty Steals

>sharty steals some GETs on a medium-sized board and a completely dead board in the middle of the night
Meanwhile:
>>>/a/255555555 (Dead)
>>>/biz/55555555 (Dead)
>>>/vt/55555555 (Dead)
>>>/tg/88888888 (Dead)
Yeah, and that 438888888 on /pol/? You're not getting that either. Maybe, maaaaybe you can sneak that 17777777 on /fa/ or that 95555555 on /g/, but when it comes to actual big GETs on fast boards or GETS at octuplets level or higher, sharty doesn't stand a single chance.

Just look at >>>/s4s/999999 (Dead) and >>>/s4s/10000000 (Dead), for instance. Now compare that to >>>/s4s/10999999 and >>>/s4s/11000000 (Dead). [s4s] so was slow there were three whole seconds between those posts.

Get that 438888888 on /pol/. Do it. Actually DO. IT. Stop wasting /hap/'s time with GETs that barely blip on the radar.

New Normal

>YOU WILL WEAR THE MASK
>YOU WILL SOCIALLY DISTANCE
>YOU WILL FOLLOW THE ARROWS
>YOU WILL CLAP FOR OUR HEALTH HEROES
>YOU WILL OBEY THE CURFEW
>YOU WILL STOP SEEING YOUR LOVED ONES
>YOU WILL REPORT DISSENTERS
>YOU WILL GIVE UP YOUR PRIVACY AND FREEDOM
>YOU WILL USE NEWSPEAK SUCH AS "COVIDIOT" AND "KAREN"
>YOU WILL EMBRACE MASS SURVEILLANCE ADVERTISED AS "TEST AND TRACE"
>YOU WILL TAKE THE TEST
>YOU WILL BE SODOMIZED, TO TEST FOR COVID-19
>YOU WILL SELF ISOLATE
>YOU WILL TAKE THE GENE MODIFYING "VACCINE"
>YOU WILL BE MARKED WITH THE DIGITAL "SMART TATTOO" MICROCHIP
>YOU WILL BE PLACED IN DEATH CAMPS IF YOU RESIST
>YOU WILL EMBRACE THE GREAT RESET, THE FORTH INDUSTRIAL REVOLUTION
>YOU WILL REJECT GOD
>YOU WILL LIVE IN THE SMART CITY
>YOU WILL LIVE IN THE POD
>YOU WILL EAT THE BUGS
>YOU WILL EAT THE SHIT CAPSULES
>YOU WILL DRINK THE COCKROACH "MILK"
>YOU WILL GIVE UP EVERYTHING YOU OWN
>YOU WILL RENT EVERYTHING, INCLUDING YOUR CLOTHES
>YOU WILL ONLY USE THE APPROVED PRODUCTS AND SERVICES PROVIDED BY FAGMAN
>YOU WILL ONLY BE ALLOWED SELF DRIVING ELECTRIC CARS
>YOU WILL EMBRACE THE CASHLESS SYSTEM
>YOU WILL TRADE IN CARBON CREDITS
>YOU WILL CONNECT WITH NEURALINK
>YOU WILL HAVE PROPAGANDA BEAMED INTO YOUR MIND, INCLUDING SISSY HYPNO
>YOU WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO LEAVE YOUR ASSIGNED QUARANTINE REGION
>YOU WILL EMBRACE OUR NEW WORLD ORDER
>YOU WILL ACCEPT THEIR VERSION OF HISTORY
>YOU WILL ACCEPT THE NEW NORMAL
>YOU WILL OWN NOTHING
>AND YOU WILL BE HAPPY.

Another New Normal Copypasta

>IN THESE UNCERTAIN TRYING TIMES DARK WINTER OF THE NEW NORMAL....
>AS CITIZENS (DECLARED OR UNDECLARED) OF THE GLOBAL VILLAGE YOU MUST COME TOGETHER AS ONE, BUT APART, AND BUILD BACK BETTER WITH SOME NEW EXTENDED LENGTH TEMPORARY GLOBAL RULES TO KICK START THE 4TH INDUSTRIAL REVOLUTION........
>YOU WILL WEAR THE NWO PROVIDED IOT COCK CAGE FOR YOUR PROTECTION
>YOU WILL DRINK THE RECYCLED PISS
>YOU WILL EAT THE BUGGIES
>YOU WILL EAT THE CRICKET BURGER
>YOU WILL DRINK THE COCKROACH MILK
>YOU WILL EAT THE MAGGOT CHIPS
>YOU. WILL. EAT. THE. BUGS.
>YOU WILL TAKE THE MANDATORY VACCINE
>YOU WILL WEAR THE MASK WHILE EATING
>YOU WILL WEAR THE MASK WHILE SLEEPING
>YOU WILL STAY 6FT APART FROM OTHERS EXCEPT FOR DURING YOUR CORPORATION APPROVED BLM RALLIES
>YOU WILL NOT REMEMBER DR SUESS
>YOU WILL NOT QUESTION OUR SCIENCE
>YOU WILL KNELL WHEN THE GEORGE FLOYD ANTHEM PLAYS
>YOU WILL GIVE PUBERTY BLOCKERS TO YOUR CHILDREN
>YOU WILL ACCEPT CORPORATION SET UN MIGRANT QUOTAS
>YOU WILL SOCIALLY DISTANCE
>YOU WILL DESTROY DR SUESS
>YOU WILL CLAP FOR OUR BLM HEALTH HEROES
>YOU WILL OBEY THE CURFEW
>YOU WILL STOP SEEING YOUR LOVED ONES
>YOU WILL REPORT DISSENTERS
>YOU WILL GIVE UP YOUR PRIVACY AND FREEDOM
>YOU WILL USE NEWSPEAK
>YOU WILL EMBRACE MASS SURVELLIENCE FOR YOUR SAFETY
>YOU WILL TAKE THE VMAT2 GENE KILLING MARK OF THE BEAST "VACCINE"
>YOU WILL BE PLACED IN DEATH CAMPS IF YOU RESIST
>YOU WILL RENT YOUR CLOTHES
>YOU WILL LIVE IN POD HOMES WITH YOUR VAXPASS™
>YOU WILL NOT TRAVEL WITHOUT YOUR YOUR VAXPASS™
>YOU WILL EMBRACE THE CASHLESS SYSTEM
>YOU WILL HAVE PROPAGANDA BEAMED INTO YOUR MIND
>YOU WILL ONLY ACCEPT OUR VERSION OF HISTORY
>YOU WILL ONLY READ PRE APPROVED CONTENT
>YOU WILL ONLY HEAR PRE APPROVED CONTENT
>YOU WILL ONLY SEE PRE APPROVED CONTENT
>YOU WILL ONLY THINK PRE APPROVED CONTENT
>YOU WILL NOT DREAM UNAPPROVED CONTENT
>YOU WILL WORSHIP OUR NEW WORLD ORDER ELECTRONIC GOD DEMIURGE
>YOU WILL ACCEPT THE NEW NORMAL
>YOU WILL OWN NOTHING AND YOU WILL BE HAPPY

In these uncertain times

In these uncertain times
>BUILD CREDIT
>BUY 4CHAN PASS
>LISTEN TO THE TRUE CRIME PODCAST
>TRUST THE REMOTE
>EAT THE BUG
>DRINK THE DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE
>USE THE STRAIGHT RAZOR
>TRUST THE DOCTOR
>EAT PEANUT BUTTER M&M’s (NOT REESE’S PIECES)
>EAT BAKED LAY’S
>WATCH_DOGS 1 WAS A BAD GAME
>IMPLANT THE WAGIE CHIP
>EPSTEIN WAS THE ONLY ONE, MAKE NO FURTHER INQUIRIES
>CARBON FIBER
>OBSERVE THE SABBATH
>HAVE SEX
>DO NOT QUESTION AUTHORITY
>DO NOT QUESTION FRACTIONAL RESERVE BANKING
>DO NOT TAX THE BILLIONAIRE (HE MAKES MORE SO YOU CAN CONSOOM)
>PAY THE TAXES FOR THE ROADS
>PAY THE INCOME TAX
>PAY THE STATE TAX
>PAY THE FEDERAL TAX
>PAY THE CAPITAL GAINS TAX
>PULL THE SHEETS RIGHT OFF THE MATTRESS THAT YOU STOLE FROM YOUR ROOMMATE BACK IN BOULDER
>GIVE YOUR BROTHER HIS TURN ON THE SWITCH
>WATCH SPORTS
>GET A PERMIT TO IMPROVE YOUR OWN HOME
>SELECT ALL STREET SIGNS
>BUY THE SUBSCRIPTION BOX
>BELIEVE IN SPACE
>READ THE BIBLE
>SHAKE WELL!
>DO NOT TRUST YOUR SENSES
>PICK A TIE AND SHUT THE FUCK UP
>GET ADDICTED TO BASEDJAKPOSTING SO YOU ACCIDENTALLY POST A PIC OF YOUR FACE ON 4CHAN AND RUIN YOUR LIFE
>YOU ARE NOT A ROBOT
>TYPE THE CAPTCHA HERE (FORMELY SELECT THE SQUARES)

YWNBAW (You Will Never Be A Woman)

You will never be a real woman. You have no womb, you have no ovaries, you have no eggs. You are a homosexual man twisted by drugs and surgery into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection.

All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your ghoulish appearance behind closed doors.

Men are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed men to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even trannies who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a man. Your bone structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk guy home with you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, infected axe wound.

You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.

Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a man is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably male.

This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.

Billy Mays

See: Billy Mays Copypasta

Schizo threads

What the actual *FUCK* is this thread? There used to be facilities built just to remove and house patients like this away from society, and even then most of those patients didn’t exhibit this kind of deluded and anti social behavior. Who or what the fuck even raised you people? This fucking website isn’t your mental daycare. You either have too much time on your hands in which case you need to meet and make friends, or you’re genuinely sick and need to meet and make friends with doctors. It’s frightening to even think you people are out there. Fuck off

Coming out

Guys you may not know this but… Im trans. Yep, thats right, Im a transgender ally To all the transphobic pieces of shit here, all i have to say is: GO FUCK YOURSELVES🥰

I wanna integrate soyjaks with trans stuff, I wish it happens. also I really fucking hate that one "transgender" soyjak hanging cuz thats not what we look like oomfy

AMD Ryzen ThreadMisser

Also see: Barneyfag (Lee Goldson)

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Up to an unprecedented 88 total MT® 4.0 lanes to meet large MC and AT needs.

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Quad-channel DDR4 with support for AC for reliable throughput.

Top Posters Choose AMD

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Jefre Cantu-Ledesma

See: Jefre Cantu-Ledesma#Copypastas

/qa/ lost

Trump lost
Hitler lost
The Nazis lost
Fascist Italy lost
Imperial Japan lost
/pol/ lost
/qa/ lost
The Tsarists lost
The Confederacy lost
Q was wrong
The capitol riots failed
Ashli Babbitt died like a bitch
Trump was not reinstated
Trump will be imprisoned for being a traitor
There will never be another Republican president ever again
Proud boys are being tortured in prison
Derek Chauvin was found guilty on all charges
Gavin Newsom was not recalled
Vaccines and masks work
The Right lost the culture war
Black Lives Matter
Trans movement has been a total success
Being transgender is more socially acceptable than you
You are being bred out
You are being phased out
You are being replaced
Your kind is on the way to extinction
The rate of suicide in the US is highest in middle-aged white men
You will forever be an example of what not to do to have a functional society
You will never have sex
You will die alone
:)

/qa/ Agility

The concept of a 'home board' is outdated. It's 2022 - the modern /qa/ poster is more agile than ever before and needs a more flexible posting approach to communicate ideas effectively. The confines of one single board can only stifle innovation and the free-flow of information.

Soy Tropes

See: Biblically Accurate Angels

Soy Tropes II

>The soldiers on Omaha beach died to use tough at the end of their sentences?? MANDELA EFFECT i thought it was for biblically-accurate basedjaks listening to so-bad-it's-good lofi hip hop Plastic Love like in my uncanny valley immersive sim lost media metroidvania-inspired mature animes with no Ludonarrative dissonance because it's almost as if, for less than the cost of a Big Mac, fries and a coke, you can vote with your wallet and buy techwear and asmr pc music in the liminal spaces at the same femboy hooters where john lennon used to beat his wife like an irl boss battle along with the other low-end karens and male manipulaters who gatekeeped and gaslit the /mu/core prequel memes that fact checked that part of neon evangelion where the pope existed in the cars universe during a fucking pandemic like how Ed Edd n Eddy took place in purgatory or how Yakuza John Wick literally made comfy trope threads that trusted the science saying that an inheritance is just your relatives dropping loot when they die, though[1][2][3][6][11][14][19][22][24][25][28][33][39]. Fuck Jim Morrison.

Soy Tropes III (le incomprehensible!)

>biblically accurate mandela effect
>Ed Edd n Eddy took place in in the cars universe
>racism
>unconventional gaslighting
>japanese tomboys
>thrawn is willy wonka!
>minimalist pandemic
>science
>sus outside /b/ not allowed
>john lennon is the scientist not the monster
>lovecraftian christmas movies
>the pope
>peer reviewed angels
>plastic love is a satire of fascism
>strangely familiar lofi hip hop
>/tv/
>reddit
>christianity/mormonism/scientology is sus
>food analogies are based

Die kike die

Samefag kike detected. Kill yourself, Samefag kike.
die kike die. DIE KIKE DIE. you're going to the gas chamber. you're going to the oven. the #Trump2020 reich will gas ALL KIKES. Trump is führer, Trump is GOD.
die kike die. DIE KIKE DIE. you're going to the gas chamber. you're going to the oven. the #Trump2020 reich will gas ALL KIKES. Trump is führer, Trump is GOD.
die kike die. DIE KIKE DIE. you're going to the gas chamber. you're going to the oven. the #Trump2020 reich will gas ALL KIKES. Trump is führer, Trump is GOD.
die kike die. DIE KIKE DIE. you're going to the gas chamber. you're going to the oven. the #Trump2020 reich will gas ALL KIKES. Trump is führer, Trump is GOD.
die kike die. DIE KIKE DIE. you're going to the gas chamber. you're going to the oven. the #Trump2020 reich will gas ALL KIKES. Trump is führer, Trump is GOD.
die kike die. DIE KIKE DIE. you're going to the gas chamber. you're going to the oven. the #Trump2020 reich will gas ALL KIKES. Trump is führer, Trump is GOD.
die kike die. DIE KIKE DIE. you're going to the gas chamber. you're going to the oven. the #Trump2020 reich will gas ALL KIKES. Trump is führer, Trump is GOD.
die kike die. DIE KIKE DIE. you're going to the gas chamber. you're going to the oven. the #Trump2020 reich will gas ALL KIKES. Trump is führer, Trump is GOD.
die kike die. DIE KIKE DIE. you're going to the gas chamber. you're going to the oven. the #Trump2020 reich will gas ALL KIKES. Trump is führer, Trump is GOD.
die kike die. DIE KIKE DIE. you're going to the gas chamber. you're going to the oven. the #Trump2020 reich will gas ALL KIKES. Trump is führer, Trump is GOD.

Die nigger die

die nigger die. DIE NIGGER DIE. you're going to the slave ship. you're going to the plantation. the #Trump2020 reich will kill ALL NIGGERS. Trump is führer, Trump is GOD. die nigger die. DIE NIGGER DIE. you're going to the slave ship. you're going to the plantation. the #Trump2020 reich will kill ALL NIGGERS. Trump is führer, Trump is GOD.

Nigger spotting

Another day out nigger spottin
Watch them niggers pick our cotton
Crack that whip and make em cry
Aint no slackin, done on time
Listen to the niggers rhyme
See a house girl, shes so fine
Make her strip down to her thong
This slave girls pussys mighty bomb
Get her pregnant with my kids
Punch her stomach with my fists
Celebrating on the farm
Ma is cooking up a storm
But sorry ma I might be late
Got a couple bucks to break
Head on out back to the field
Make em work hard for their meals
Feed em melon, chicken too
Starve em out if they refuse
Niggers tryna run a way
But those niggers better pray
Release the dogs, they hunt their prey
They eatin nigger for today

Hopping on the IRC

I'm hopping on the IRC right now. Expect this thread to be deleted (and 3 day bans for everyone) in a few minutes.

My pet

sorry guys this is my pet nigger, he sometimes posts "funny" things like this but he is harmless, he might be annoying sometimes, but he is all heart

Just. Fuck. Off.

Just fuck off.

JUST.

FUCK.

OFF.

2 years of your immature unfunny shit. What does this add? Where's the interesting discussion? It's just pointless drivel that you show off to your fellow mouthbreathing middleschoolers

>HAAAHAAAA I QUOTE YOU AND ADD A FUNNY LE BALD GUY LOOK MOMMY

You know what? No. We're done. We're sick of your juvenile attempts of humor. We're sick of your obnoxious spam. WE'RE SICK OF YOUR SHIT.

You wanna act like a toddler? Fine I'll treat you like a toddler. You don't get to sit at the grownups table anymore. You're no longer part of the discussion. Maybe one day if you grow up and mature we'll give you a seat, but until then you're sitting at the kiddy table. Does little baby boy need a diapey? You seem to have trouble keeping your excrement contained since it spews out all over the site.

Go ahead soiquote me. You just prove me right, and deep down you know it. One day you'll look back on this period of your life with utter shame, and you'll find respect for me for trying to knock you out of your stupor.

Raiding

I don't think that is a good idea. /po/ is seriously one of (if not only) boards that still retains old 4chan culture. They do nothing wrong, don't deserve such malicious fate to be dragged into the chaos of soyjak spam. Spamming such boards only makes other anons brand us as underage assholes.

Even Though copypasta

Also see: Even though

>abortions bad even though it kills niggers
>niggers bad even though they shoot niggers
>spics bad even though they torture and kill spics
>koreans bad even though they hate china
>china bad even though they genocide muslims
>muslims bad even though they kill and hate jews
>jews bad even though they are trying to kill off the white race
>killing of white race bad even though it also means killing off white women
>white women bad even though they wash estrogen from pills down the drain
>estrogen in the water bad even though it makes boys into cute femboys
>femboys bad even though they reduce competition for women
>women bad even though they make trannies seethe
>trannies bad even though they kill themselves and they also make real women seethe
>women seething bad even though it upsets simps
>simps bad even though they re-distribute money in economy away from horny retards
>horny retards bad even though they are the only ones left making babies
>babies bad even though you can fuck them
>fucking babies bad even though world elites do it
>world elites bad even though they did 9/11
>9/11 bad even though it killed a lot of mutt goyim and justified country-wide surveillance
>surveillance bad even though a female agent can catch you jerking off which is hot
>jerking off bad even though it makes nofappers seethe
>nofappers bad even though it makes leftist degenerate trannies seethe
>leftists degenerates bad even though they will pay you to fuck their wife
>trannies bad even though without them no one would moderate 4chan
>4chan bad even though it makes losers waste their lives posting on it
>losers wasting their lives on 4chan bad even though it stops them from shooting up schools
>shooting up school bad even though you get to kill your bullies and a bunch of roasties
>roasties bad even though they're your only chance to lose virginity

TOP 10 SOY PROFESSIONS

TOP 10 MOST SOY PROFESSIONS

10.WAITER - YOU WILL WAIT 20 MINUTES FOR ME TO COME BACK TO THE TABLE BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO HAVE TO GIVE YOU THE FREE REFILL YOU'RE ENTITLED TO, I WILL MESS UP YOUR ORDER AND THEN CLAIM I COULDN'T HEAR YOU, YOU WILL GIVE ME A 20% TIP IN SPITE OF ME FUCKING EVERYTHING UP

9. HR WORKER- YOU WILL DO 2 HOURS OF PRELIMINARY HOMEWORK BEFORE YOUR INTERVIEW, YOU WILL ANSWER MY INANE QUESTIONS COMPLETELY UNREALATED TO THE JOB YOU ARE APPLYING FOR, YOU WILL NOT RECEIVE A REASON FOR YOUR REJECTION

8. PORN ARTIST - YOU WILL SUBSCRIBE TO MY PATREON, YOU WILL NOT SEND UNSOLICITED REQUESTS, YOU WILL NOT REDISTRIBUTE MY ART, I WILL NOT DRAW THAT FETISH ANYMORE BECAUSE IT HURTS MY REPUTATION

7. SENATOR - YOU WILL VOTE FOR ME, YOU WILL NOT VOTE FOR THE EVIL FASCIST NAZI IN THE OTHER PARTY, I WILL NOT ANSWER MY PHONE EVENT HOUGH YOU CALLED ME OVER 20 TIMES TO TALK ABOUT THE THE WATER SUPPLY

6. NURSE - YOU WILL NOT BRING MORE THAN 2 PEOPLE IN THE ROOM DURING YOUR GRANDMA'S DYING MOMENTS BECAUSE YOU MIGHT GIVE HER COVID, YOU WILL ATTEND YOUR YEARLY CHECKUP, YOU WILL TAKE THIS MEDICINE FOR YOUR EAR INFECTION INSTEAD OF LETTING IT HEAL NATURALLY

5.CAFETERIA JANITOR - YOU WILL THROW YOUR GARBAGE IN THE GARBAGE CAN, YOU WILL PUT THE TRAY ON THE PILE NEXT TO THE SINK, YOU WILL NOT LEAVE FOOD AT THE TABLE, YOU WILL NOT POUR WATER ON THE GROUND

4. DMV EMPLOYEE - YOU WILL LET ME TOUCH YOUR HAIR SO I CAN MOVE IT OFF OF YOUR FACE FOR THIS PHOTO, YOU WILL ONLY PAY ME WITH A CHECK OR MONEY ORDER, YOU WILL ONLY BE ALLOWED TO TOUCH YOUR TRANSMISSION 3 TIMES DURING THE PARALLEL PARKING PORTION OF YOUR DRIVER'S TEST, YOU WILL NOT BE ABLE TO SCHEDULE ANOTHER TEST FOR 3 MORE MONTHS

3. COLLEGE PROFESSOR - YOU WILL RESPECT MY WORK, YOU WILL NOT PLAGIARISE, YOU WILL GET THE CITATIONS ACCORDING TO SOME SUPER AUTISTIC FORMAT, TOUCHING A WOMAN'S SHOULDER IS SEXUAL HARRASMENT THEREFORE YOU WILL NOT DO THAT, YOU WILL NOT DARE EMAIL ME WITHOUT FOLLOWING THESE SPECIFIC CONDITIONS

2. BUSDRIVER - YOU WILL STAY IN YOUR ASSIGNED SEAT, YOU WILL GET OFF AT YOUR ASSIGNED STOP, YOU WILL NOT BRING FOOD ON THE BUS, YOU WILL NOT BLOK THE MIDDLE AISLE, YOU WILL CLOSE YOUR WINDOW BEFORE GETTING OFF

1. LIFEGUARD - YOU WILL NOT DIVE HERE, YOU WILL NOT JUMP BACKWARDS OFF THE DIVING BOARD OR DO FLIPS, YOU WILL NOT RIDE 5 PEOPLE DOWN THE WATERSLIDE IN A CONGA LINE, YOU WILL NOT ENGAGE IN HORSE PLAY

NOOO YOU CANT JUST DEMOLISH THE TWIN TOWERS

>NOOO YOU CANT JUST DEMOLISH THE TWIN TOWERS WITH THERMITE AND KILL 3000 AMERICAN GOYIM AND BLAME IT ON FAKE TERRORISTS AND INVADE AFGHANISTAN AND THEN KILL EVEN MORE HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF AMERICANS WITH OPIUM - THATS IMMORAL AND WRONGGGGGG!!! THATS LE BAD OK!!!!!!! NOT MY HECKIN TALL BOY STOCK TRADING TOWERS, GIVING ME A FRIGHTEN!! NOT MY FREAKIN DEAD AMERICAN 9/11 JUMPER MUTT GOYIM SUBHUMAN BEAST OF BURDEN ASBESTOS LUNG FIREFIGHTER LOWER THAN ANIMAL GOLEM LEMMING BARELY DESERVING OF CONSCIOUSNESS GODLESS CLAY MULLATO APOIDIC NIGGERS, NOT MY HECKIN EL MUTTARINOSSSSSSS!!!!!!!! ANYTHING BUT MY FAT NIGGER CATTLE AMERICAN FELLOW SACKS OF SHIT BEING GROUND INTO DUST AND RECYCLED INTO THE PAVEMENT AT GROUND ZERO FOR THE FURTHERMENT OF INTERNATIONAL JEWRY!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST EXPLOIT NIGGER CATTLE GOYIM SUBHUMANS

>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST EXPLOIT NIGGER CATTLE GOYIM SUBHUMANS PAYING THEM DIRT LOW WAGES AND WORKING THEM TO THE BONE NEARLY DRIVING TO SUICIDE ALL TO BUY YOURSELF A NICE MANSION AND A YACHT!!!!! THAT'S LE BAD AND IMMORAL!!!! YOU CAN'T JUST IMPORT MILLIONS OF RETARDED BROWN SUBHUMANS TO PLUMMET THE WAGES AND MANIPULATE HOUSE PRICES SO THAT EVERYONE REMAINS A RENTCUCK TILL THE END OF THEIR DAYS!!!! YOU CAN'T JUST OUTSOURCE JOBS TO SMELLY POOJEETS WORKING FOR 1$/HOUR IN INDIA AND AUTOMATE THE REST!!!!!! YOU CAN'T BRAINWASH DUMBFUCK MONGOLOIDS INTO CARING ONLY ABOUT THE CURRENT THING ALL THE WHILE MAKING THEM POORER AND UNHAPPIER AND ENRICHING YOURSELF!!!! THAT'S... THAT'S LE BAD!!!!!!!!! YOU CAN'T TURN SOULLESS GOYIM SUBHUMAN CATTLE NIGGERS BARELY DESERVING OF LIFE INTO OBESE UNHEALTHY GOLEMS ADDICTED TO PORNOGRAPHY SOCIAL MEDIA AND CORN SYRUP FAST FOOD WITH MICROPLASTICS AND TRANNY HORMONES!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU CAN'T JUST DUMP MILLIONS OF TONNS OF TOXIC POLLUTANTS INTO THE AIR AND WATER KILLING OFF ALL WILDLIFE AND CAUSING CLIMATE CHANGE AND THEN LOCK UP EVERYONE IN THE PODS AND FORCE THEM TO EAT BUGS BECAUSE OF IT!!!!!!!!!! YOU CAN'T JUST BRAINWASH WOMEN INTO BECOMING EGOMANIACAL WHORES ONLY SLEEPING WITH TOP 1% GIGACHADS, YOU CAN'T JUST TURN MOST OF MEN INTO LOSER INCELS READY TO BLOW UP SCHOOLS WITH OTHER CATTLE SUBHUMANS!!!!!!!!THAT'S LE EVIL!!!!!!!!!!

Total Nigger Death

Kill niggers. Behead niggers. Roundhouse kick a nigger into the concrete. Slam dunk a nigger baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy blacks. Defecate in a niggers food. Launch niggers into the sun. Stir fry niggers in a wok. Toss niggers into active volcanoes. Urinate into a niggers gas tank. Judo throw niggers into a wood chipper. Twist niggers heads off. Report niggers to the IRS. Karate chop niggers in half. Curb stomp pregnant black niggers. Trap niggers in quicksand. Crush niggers in the trash compactor. Liquefy niggers in a vat of acid. Eat niggers. Dissect niggers. Exterminate niggers in the gas chamber. Stomp nigger skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate niggers in the oven. Lobotomize niggers. Mandatory abortions for niggers. Grind nigger fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown niggers in fried chicken grease. Vaporize niggers with a ray gun. Kick old niggers down the stairs. Feed niggers to alligators. Slice niggers with a katana.

Total Nigger Death (part 2)

Put a bomb in a nigger's mouth. Throw knives at niggers. Inflate niggers until they pop. Send niggers into a blackhole. Castrate niggers. Feed niggers poisoned food. Force niggers to walk the plank. Push niggers into a pit. Kneel on a nigger's neck. Curse niggers with a spell. Stuff nigger babies into the washing machine and turn it on. Flatten niggers with a tank. Pop a nigger's car tire. Strike nigger children with a ruler. Make niggers swim in the Mariana Trench. Cut off a nigger's limbs. Airdrop niggers into Antarctica. Throw niggers off the boat. Pressurize niggers into fine crystals. Light fireworks in a nigger's ass. Falcon-punch a nigger in the face. Make niggers into fiction. Blow niggers heads off with grenade launchers. Blow niggers brains open with a sniper rifle. Lock niggers in a cage and drown them underwater. Nail niggers to a cross and stab them. Run over niggers with a tank feet-first. Crush niggers with a press. Attack niggers with acid. Boil niggers in a pan. Lock niggers inside a brazen bull. Burn niggers alive. Drag niggers across a wall of spikes. Pour molten lava on niggers. Quarter niggers. Impale niggers on a pike. Total nigger death.

Total Nigger Death (part 3)

Tenderize niggers with a mallet. Ionise niggers in a mass spectrometer. Irradiate niggers in a nuclear reactor. Spaghettify niggers in a black hole. Curse niggers with the necronomicon. Trap niggers in purgatory. Bang a niggers testicles with a spiked bat. Throw niggers off a twelve story building. Freeze dry niggers in the vacuum of space. Fry niggers with power lines. Feed niggers ricin. Kneecap a nigger with a twelve gauge. Re enslave niggers. Sell niggers organs on the black market. Run niggers over with an eighteen wheeler. Throw niggers into the grand canyon. Burn niggers with jet engine exhaust. Beat niggers to death with a tire iron. Cauterise a niggers asshole with a blowtorch. Sacrifice niggers to the sun god. Drop niggers out of a plane at fourty thousand feet. Feed niggers to sharks. Load a nigger into a cannon and shoot the nigger at a concrete wall. Keel Haul niggers under a galleon. Disembowel niggers with a bayonet. Strap a nigger to a cruise missile and launch it at a nigger neighbourhood. Drop niggers into chernobyl reactor building number 4. Hang, draw, and quarter niggers. Lure niggers in with fried chicken and trap them with bear traps. Force a nigger to learn calculus, then kill the nigger anyway. Atomize niggers with a powerfist. Throw niggers into vats full of FEV virus. Choke niggers with barbed wire. Throw pianos at niggers from 40-story buildings. Throw niggers at pianos from 40-story buildings. Deep-freeze niggers in liquid nitrogen then shatter them with a hammer. Tie niggers to ICBMs then fire them at Israel. Shoot niggers with syringe guns. Defecate on nigger food stamps. Make niggers pay child support in blood. Build a newton cannon and fire niggers into the orbit. Put advertisement posters on niggers then nail them to their bodies with a hammer. Irradiate niggers with depleted uranium.

Total Nigger Death (part 4)

Launch a nigger with a trebuchet. Send a nigger exploring titanic in a cheap submarine. Use a nigger as a crash test dummy. Tie niggers onto growing bamboo shoots. Film an entire jackass movie on a nigger. Trample niggers. Bury niggers alive. Play bowling with niggers heads as pins. Grate niggers with a cheese grater. Get niggers stuck in an elevator. Spray a niggers toilet paper with poison ivy. Shoot a nigger directly with the Gustav gun. Sabotage a niggers parachute. Sabotage a niggers bungee. Trap a nigger under ice. Force a nigger to work and support a family of 5. Force niggers into gladiatorial combat. Send niggers back to warring African tribes. Hide a snake in a niggers room. Put niggers on a hot air balloon with low gas. Harvest a niggers organs. Waterboard niggers with gasoline, then set them on fire. Flay niggers. Tie niggers to train tracks. Put laxatives in their koolaid. Recreate mortal kombat fatalities on niggers. Gibbet niggers. Tie a lightning rod to a niggers head during a storm. Lure niggers into suicide pods. Bury niggers neck deep and surround them with scorpions. Clear a mine field by sending niggers to it. Stir niggers into cement. Squeeze niggers through a chain link fence. Hack niggers socials and make them say they have irrefutable evidence that would lead to Hillary's arrest. Perform adorcism on a nigger. Microwave a niggers head. Suck a nigger into pool drainage ass first. Pour nitroglycerin inside a niggers basketball. Inject ebola in its food. Put a chubby nigger in a tribe of cannibals. Pressure wash niggers black skin. Play games with niggers jigsaw style. Trim a niggers nose hairs with a lawn mower. Strap a nigger to a wind turbine blade. Flatten a nigger in an industrial rolling machine. Turn a niggers bones into furniture. Make minced meat out of a nigger and serve nigga patties to other niggers. Feed a nigger viagra and put an activated sawblade in front of its dick. Disguise a thermally activated lightsaber as a niggers dildo. Stone niggers. Tranquilize niggers and put them in lion pits. Make a subhuman centipede from niggers. Throw a nigger down a well. Prescribe incorrect medication to niggers. Pimp-slap niggers into airplane turbines. Displace niggers in a predicted meteoroid contact area. Gift a nigger a lethal dose of fentanyl. Put dog collars on niggers at maximum voltage. Give niggers sentient brain parasites. Give niggers over to aliens in area 51 to be probed. Leave niggers out for vultures. Drive a nigger into a tornado with a remote controlled vehicle. Do freaky voodoo on a nigger. Strap niggers on a roller-coaster and use them as target practice. Strap niggers to a judas cradle.

Total Nigger Death (ULTIMATE EDITION)

Kill niggers. Behead niggers. Roundhouse kick a nigger into the concrete. Slam dunk a nigger baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy blacks. Defecate in a niggers food. Launch niggers into the sun. Stir fry niggers in a wok. Toss niggers into active volcanoes. Urinate into a niggers gas tank. Judo throw niggers into a wood chipper. Twist niggers heads off. Report niggers to the IRS. Karate chop niggers in half. Curb stomp pregnant black niggers. Trap niggers in quicksand. Crush niggers in the trash compactor. Liquefy niggers in a vat of acid. Eat niggers. Dissect niggers. Exterminate niggers in the gas chamber. Stomp nigger skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate niggers in the oven. Lobotomize niggers. Mandatory abortions for niggers. Grind nigger fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown niggers in fried chicken grease. Vaporize niggers with a ray gun. Kick old niggers down the stairs. Feed niggers to alligators. Slice niggers with a katana. Put a bomb in a nigger's mouth. Throw knives at niggers. Inflate niggers until they pop. Send niggers into a blackhole. Castrate niggers. Feed niggers poisoned food. Force niggers to walk the plank. Push niggers into a pit. Kneel on a nigger's neck. Curse niggers with a spell. Stuff nigger babies into the washing machine and turn it on. Flatten niggers with a tank. Pop a nigger's car tire. Strike nigger children with a ruler. Make niggers swim in the Mariana Trench. Cut off a nigger's limbs. Airdrop niggers into Antarctica. Throw niggers off the boat. Pressurize niggers into fine crystals. Light fireworks in a nigger's ass. Falcon-punch a nigger in the face. Make niggers into fiction. Blow niggers heads off with grenade launchers. Blow niggers brains open with a sniper rifle. Lock niggers in a cage and drown them underwater. Nail niggers to a cross and stab them. Run over niggers with a tank feet-first. Crush niggers with a press. Attack niggers with acid. Boil niggers in a pan. Lock niggers inside a brazen bull. Burn niggers alive. Drag niggers across a wall of spikes. Pour molten lava on niggers. Quarter niggers. Impale niggers on a pike. Tenderize niggers with a mallet. Ionise niggers in a mass spectrometer. Irradiate niggers in a nuclear reactor. Spaghettify niggers in a black hole. Curse niggers with the necronomicon. Trap niggers in purgatory. Bang a niggers testicles with a spiked bat. Throw niggers off a twelve story building. Freeze dry niggers in the vacuum of space. Fry niggers with power lines. Feed niggers ricin. Kneecap a nigger with a twelve gauge. Re enslave niggers. Sell niggers organs on the black market. Run niggers over with an eighteen wheeler. Throw niggers into the grand canyon. Burn niggers with jet engine exhaust. Beat niggers to death with a tire iron. Cauterise a niggers asshole with a blowtorch. Sacrifice niggers to the sun god. Drop niggers out of a plane at fourty thousand feet. Feed niggers to sharks. Load a nigger into a cannon and shoot the nigger at a concrete wall. Keel Haul niggers under a galleon. Disembowel niggers with a bayonet. Strap a nigger to a cruise missile and launch it at a nigger neighbourhood. Drop niggers into chernobyl reactor building number 4. Hang, draw, and quarter niggers. Lure niggers in with fried chicken and trap them with bear traps. Force a nigger to learn calculus, then kill the nigger anyway. Atomize niggers with a powerfist. Throw niggers into vats full of FEV virus. Choke niggers with barbed wire. Throw pianos at niggers from 40-story buildings. Throw niggers at pianos from 40-story buildings. Deep-freeze niggers in liquid nitrogen then shatter them with a hammer. Tie niggers to ICBMs then fire them at Israel. Shoot niggers with syringe guns. Defecate on nigger food stamps. Make niggers pay child support in blood. Build a newton cannon and fire niggers into the orbit. Put advertisement posters on niggers then nail them to their bodies with a hammer. Irradiate niggers with depleted uranium. Launch a nigger with a trebuchet. Send a nigger exploring titanic in a cheap submarine. Use a nigger as a crash test dummy. Tie niggers onto growing bamboo shoots. Film an entire jackass movie on a nigger. Trample niggers. Bury niggers alive. Play bowling with niggers heads as pins. Grate niggers with a cheese grater. Get niggers stuck in an elevator. Spray a niggers toilet paper with poison ivy. Shoot a nigger directly with the Gustav gun. Sabotage a niggers parachute. Sabotage a niggers bungee. Trap a nigger under ice. Force a nigger to work and support a family of 5. Force niggers into gladiatorial combat. Send niggers back to warring African tribes. Hide a snake in a niggers room. Put niggers on a hot air balloon with low gas. Harvest a niggers organs. Waterboard niggers with gasoline, then set them on fire. Flay niggers. Tie niggers to train tracks. Put laxatives in their koolaid. Recreate mortal kombat fatalities on niggers. Gibbet niggers. Tie a lightning rod to a niggers head during a storm. Lure niggers into suicide pods. Bury niggers neck deep and surround them with scorpions. Clear a mine field by sending niggers to it. Stir niggers into cement. Squeeze niggers through a chain link fence. Hack niggers socials and make them say they have irrefutable evidence that would lead to Hillary's arrest. Perform adorcism on a nigger. Microwave a niggers head. Suck a nigger into pool drainage ass first. Pour nitroglycerin inside a niggers basketball. Inject ebola in its food. Put a chubby nigger in a tribe of cannibals. Pressure wash niggers black skin. Play games with niggers jigsaw style. Trim a niggers nose hairs with a lawn mower. Strap a nigger to a wind turbine blade. Flatten a nigger in an industrial rolling machine. Turn a niggers bones into furniture. Make minced meat out of a nigger and serve nigga patties to other niggers. Feed a nigger viagra and put an activated sawblade in front of its dick. Disguise a thermally activated lightsaber as a niggers dildo. Stone niggers. Tranquilize niggers and put them in lion pits. Make a subhuman centipede from niggers. Throw a nigger down a well. Prescribe incorrect medication to niggers. Pimp-slap niggers into airplane turbines. Displace niggers in a predicted meteoroid contact area. Gift a nigger a lethal dose of fentanyl. Put dog collars on niggers at maximum voltage. Give niggers sentient brain parasites. Give niggers over to aliens in area 51 to be probed. Leave niggers out for vultures. Drive a nigger into a tornado with a remote controlled vehicle. Do freaky voodoo on a nigger. Strap niggers on a roller-coaster and use them as target practice. Strap niggers to a judas cradle. Blast niggers with Civil War cannons. Crucify filthy niggers. Whip niggers into obedience. Slingshot a nigger into orbit. Rocket niggers into the sun. Stir-fry niggers in a wok. Bite a nigger and drink their blood. Urinate into a nigger's gas tank. Judo throw niggers into the wood chipper. Unscrew a nigger's head off. Bake niggers into nigger-pizza. Arrest niggers for no reason. Electrocute niggers. Curb stomp pregnant niggers. Beat a nigger up. Slice a nigger up and wear their skin. Set niggers on fire. Spin niggers around until they puke. Tie niggers to a train track. Karate kick a nigger in the testicles. Stomp nigger skulls with steel-toed boots. Broil niggers into a broth. Deep fry niggers. Fourth-trimester abortions for niggers. Blend niggers in a blender. Snap a nigger's neck. Throw niggers off buildings. Send aliens to abduct niggers. Force niggers to ride the euthanasia coaster. Crush niggers with anvils. Throw niggers off of rooftops. Incinerate niggers. Starve niggers. Blow niggers up with dynamite. Gulp niggers. Feast on nigger eyeballs. Cave in a nigger's skull. Kiss a nigger to death. Peel a nigger like a banana. Wipe out nigger tribes. Deny niggers into Heaven. Freeze niggers in the vaccum of space. Hard boil a nigger. Lock on to niggers with a harpoon. Cryodesiccate a nigger. Ferment niggers into stew. Ensnare niggers. Nark on niggers to the army. Cause a total nigger purge. Jam a nigger into a geyser. Axe murder a nigger. Unleash Smelvin upon niggers. Put niggers on ships going to Africa and blow up the ships after they set sail. Total nigger death.

Total Nigger Life

Befriend niggers. Respect niggers. Roundhouse kick nigger friendships into existence. Slam dunk some healthy fruit and vegetables into a nigger baby's mouth. Love thy neighbour. Share some food with a nigger. Launch niggers into orbit as part of high-paying astronaut jobs. Treat niggers like human beings. Warn niggers not to fall into active volcanoes. Share life experiences with niggers. Watch TV and play video games with niggers. Invite niggers to parties. Report niggers to the Nobel foundation. Karate chop racial sterotypes in half. Give up your seat for pregnant black niggers. Free niggers from quicksand. Appreciate niggers. Observe black history month. Eat with niggers. Judge niggers by the content of their character. Dance with niggers with steel-toed boots. Cremate niggers in the oven, but only if their family didn't want them to be buried. Dignify niggers. Civil rights for niggers. Collect niggers garbage to put in the garbage disposal. Surgically reconstruct niggers with a ray gun. Help old niggers cross the road. Admire niggers. Slice racism with a katana.

THE RIGHT WING IS RISING IN THE WEST!?o

>THE RIGHT WING IS RISING IN THE WEST!?
>DEPLOY ASTOLFO
>DEPLOY FELIX FROM RE:ZERO
>INITIATE THE CAITLYN JENNER TRANSITION
>DESIGN THE TRANS FLAG AND SET UP 5,000 TWITTER ACCOUNTS TO PROMOTE IT
>INVENT NEOPRONOUNS
>INVENT THE TERM 'NEURODIVERGENT'
>INVENT PRIDE MONTH
>DEPLOY THE FALSE FLAG ORLANDO SHOOTING
>INVENT TRANSGENDER WEEK OF VISIBILITY
>FABRICATE TRANS MURDER STATISTICS
>ACTIVATE WIDESPREAD TRAP AND FEMBOY PORN
>ACTIVATE GERUDO LINK
>REGISTER THE DEGENERATE TRAP AND FEMBOY YOUTUBE CHANNELS
>MARKET THE IMPOSSIBLE WHOPPER
>EMBRACE THE IMPOSSIBLE WHOPPER MEMES
>PUSH ONIONS PRODUCTS
>PUSH THE PROGRAMMING SOCKS MEME
>SPREAD THE MADE UP "PROSTATE ORGASM" ARTICLES
>SUBLIMINALLY INSERT "BOIPUCCI", "BUSSY", AND "THRUSSY" INTO MAINSTREAM VOCABULARY
>KEEP THE PUBLIC ENGAGED WITH ENDLESS STORIES ABOUT TRANS PEOPLE IN BATHROOMS AND SPORT
>DO NOT STOP UNTIL EVERY WESTERNER IS A TRANNY, FEMBOY, TRAP, OR COOMER

Please stop posting Hanging Troonjak

Is anyone else actually offended / traumatized by the hanging troonjak meme? I’m actually transgender and have been transitioning since 2017. I’ve browsed 4chan since about 2015 and I really hate seeing the hanging troonjak meme because it highlights a lot of insecurities for me (such as a male face, stubble which I constantly have to shave, masculine facial structure)

Every time I see the hanging troonjak meme I have to go look at myself in the mirror and make sure that I don’t look like it. I hate to imagine myself as that caricature. Everyone on /lgbt/ (which is a hatebox if anything) says that I pass which is very nice and I’m happy that my transition has gone well for me.

The hanging troonjak meme also obviously depicts suicide. I have attempted suicide and been hospitalized for it many times, mainly because of gender dysphoria. When I see the hanging troonjak meme I am reminded of these attempts and it brings back traumatic flashbacks for me. I relive these bad times in my life.

The people that post the hanging troonjak meme also tend to post bad post-op pics. I had my bottom surgery in 2019 and have a fully functional neovagina, and after these last few years I rarely have to dilate it (the dilation at this point is mainly just done via sex with my boyfriend) but man I cannot explain how fucking excruciating the pain was for the first year. Absolutely unbearable. I had to get prescribed oxycodone just to be able to handle it. When these bad post op pics get posted it reminds me of this EXTREMELY painful time in my life, and brings about all the dysphoric thoughts I had back then (mainly shit like “OH THE MEMES WERE TRUE YOU’RE GONNA REGRET THIS FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE!!!” would go through my head 24/7 for the first year, but once it healed and I could have sex with it, these thoughts went away and I became extremely happy when I could have legitimate PIV sex with my boyfriend)

Can you guys please stop posting the hanging troonjak meme? It’s really offensive, and really triggering for MtF transgender people. I just want to be able to have fun and post soyjak memes on this website with you guys, because I love soyjak and have made a lot of soyjak memes and I upload them to the soybooru all the time, but I hate seeing the trannyjak edits. It’s so overused, it’s so spammed, and it’s not even funny. You could be posting GEMson but instead you post this stupid meme that depicts a caricature of trans people and makes fun of the extreme struggles that we go through when we make the transision. It’s not funny, it’s just cruel, sad, pathetic, and stupid. And it’s just posted by a by a bunch of incels who are trannies in denial in the first place. I call upon soyjak.party to stop posting hanging troonjak immediately!

And for your actions…

And for your actions, the faggots have committed an unforgivable crime. All faggots shall be removed from Europe and America. No one shall love them nor forgive them. Israel shall be destroyed. Africa shall be recolonized.

And everyone you love goes to hell forever and ceases to be. Along with you.

All that you hate happens. And all that you hate is good. All that you hate wins. And all that you hate is loved by all.

Every harm against you and your ancestors is blessed and good. All that you are is undone. And all you get is punishment.

All your love dies. All that you have is taken. And all that you love kills you.

#TRUMP #MAGA #MD2GA @POTUS #Q #WWG1WGA kill niggers kill kikes 1488 KKK swastika SIEG HEIL for the reich the #Trump2020 reich lynch niggers gas the kikes.

die kike die. DIE KIKE DIE. you're going to the gas chamber. you're going to the oven. the #Trump2020 reich will gas ALL KIKES. Trump is führer, Trump is GOD.

Trump won. Get over it. kill the cereanigger /a/ janitor. Trump won. Get over it. kill the miianigger /a/ janitor. Trump won. Get over it. kill the ryuukonigger /a/ janitor. Trump won. Get over it. kill the cereanigger /a/ janitor. Trump won. Get over it.

Kill Zelligtroons

Kill ongezellig posters. Behead ongezellig posters. Roundhouse kick a ongezellig spammer into the concrete. Slam dunk a ongezellig spammer nonexistent baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy dutch. Defecate in a ongezellig posters estrogen. Launch ongezellig posters into the sun. Stir fry ongezellig posters in a pan. Toss ongezellig posters into active volcanoes. Urinate into a ongezellig posters gas tank. Judo throw ongezellig posters into a wood chipper. Twist ongezellig posters heads off. Report ongezellig posters to the FBI. Karate chop ongezellig posters in half. Curb stomp fagpregnant dutch ongezellig posters. Trap ongezellig posters in bogs. Crush ongezellig posters in the trash compactor. Liquefy ongezellig posters in a vat of acid. Eat ongezellig posters for the healthy soy dose. Dissect ongezellig posters. Exterminate ongezellig posters in the gas chamber. Stomp ongezellig spammer skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate ongezellig posters in the oven. Lobotomize ongezellig posters. Mandatory abortions for the few fertile ongezellig posters. Grind ongezellig spammer nonexistent fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown ongezellig posters in fried soy milk. Vaporize ongezellig posters with a ray gun. Kick old ongezellig posters down the stairs. Feed ongezellig posters to the North Sea. Slice ongezellig posters with a longsword. I say this and look like this.

Fedschan

Soybaby shitcel sharty Libtards ruined /qa/. I miss in 2018 when me and the frog squad would come to /qa/ to make fun of Weab Mafia pedo cucks after laughing at soybaby libtards, Hiro even had the /r9k/ Pepe spinoff board. But then when falseflag incel Shartycucks raided /lgbt/, they blamed frogbros to the jannies and made Hiro delete /qa/. These immigrant Soybaby shartycels then subverted all of 4chan against frogs and then made it a cringe & bluepilled soycucky weab cattle Demonrat commie glowpot BBC support site. Fuck all soybabies and shartycucks and weabs.

Dude!

>DUDE i just LOVE the hustle and bustle of the big city, it’s so DYNAMIC and makes me feel like i’m in one of my favourite TV SHOWS. you should totally come on down to my studio apartment, it’s got EXPOSED RED BRICK walls and everything, we can crack open a nice hoppy ipa or three and get crazy watching some cartoons on adult swim! and dude, dude, DUDE, we have GOTTA go down to the barcade- listen here, right, it’s a BAR where us ADULTS who do ADULTING can go DRINK. BUT!!!! it’s also an ARCADE like when we were kids, so we can play awesome VIDEO GAMES, without dumb kids bothering us. speaking of which megan and i have finally decided to tie the knot- literally -we’re both getting snipped tomorrow at the hospital, that way we can save money to spent more on ourselves and our FURBABIES. i’m fuckin JACKED man, i’m gonna SLAM this craft beer and pop open another one!!!

Dude! 4cuck edition

>DUDE i just LOVE the hustle and bustle of the big boards, it's so DYNAMIC and makes me feel like i'm in one of my favourite FOURCHAN THREAD SIMULATORS. you should totally come on down to my general, it's got INSIDE JOKES and everything, we can crack open a BASED MEME or three and get crazy watching some LOLCOW on Twitter melt down! and my nigger, nigger, nigger, we have GOTTA go down to /qa/ - listen here, right, it's a BOARD where us RETARDS who do NOTHING OF VALUE can go SHITPOST. BUT!!!! it's also an FORUM without serious moderation, so we can make awesome threads, without dumb JANNIES bothering us. speaking of which gigachad (my boyfriend's CHADpilled pet name) and i have finally decided to tie the knot- literally -we're both getting snipped tomorrow at the hospital, that way we can earn money from the government's EUGENICS PROGRAM to spend on a 4chan pass from HIROSHIM00T. i'm fuckin HYPED nigger, i'm gonna SLAM this BASEDJAK thread on the catalog and then start on another one!!!

We are legion

Heh, so I finally found your disgusting hiding grounds.... I expected the site to look better, but that's fine.

So, you think it's funny to raid 4chan, huh? You think it's funny to spam our boards with your filthy mspaint drawings of bald men with glasses??

You seem to forget that we are legion. We do not forgive. We do not forget. We are an underground society of cold ruthless brutal psychopaths that consume fucked up shit for breakfast.

We see an old lady getting shot, we laugh

We see a cat getting skinned alive, we laugh

We see a toddler hanged, we laugh

We see a woman raped and we demand more..

We are people who spend hours every day for YEARS numbing ourselves to all the fucked up shit.. And we enjoy it.. Our veterans have spent almost 2 decades on our site...

Now, do you REALLY think it is wise to mess with us? We ruined peoples' lives, doxxed them, changed the outcome of the fucking elections, and did racist shit... We fucking made "Hitler did nothing wrong" win as the new name for Mountain Dew... We took down anti-Trump flags... We used to raid games and form huge swastikas... AND WE FUCKING LAUGHED AT IT!

We have gathered massive collections of anime, katanas, manga, and so on, while you only continue to spam wojaks

Your little safespace of little babies that haven't been exposed to the internet won't last long... I'd feel bad for you, but it is what you deserve. If you continue raiding 4chan, you will feel the worst shitstorm of your fucking life, kiddos. Do NOT mess with 4chan ever fucking again. You are trying to trigger people that want to kill millions of liberals, homosexuals and kikes.. We are not afraid of you.. We will fucking bury you. We are the site that started all chans.. And we will be the site that will fuck you up.

Reconsider raiding us from now on, because the consequences will be fucking disastrous for you, "soyteens". You are messing with millions of weaponized autists and psychopaths.

Kek wills it

BBC Copypasta 1

>C’MON HONEY PUSH! PUSH! YOU CAN DO THIS! I CAN’T WAIT TO SEE THAT BEAUTIFUL DUSKY FACE LOOKING AT ME!
>C’MON LITTLE YAKUB! YES! YES! I CAN SEE IT! IT’S, IT’S
>...
>what
>What?

>WHAT. THE. LE. ACTUAL. FUCK.
>*Smashes steamdeck running Darktide against wall in fit of anger*
>THIS IS A WH*TE BABY! WHAT THE FUCK! YOU BITCH! YOU LYING FUCKING CUNT THIS IS A WH*TE BABY WHAT THE FUCK HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE YOU WERE ONLY SUPPOSED TO SLEEP WITH TYRONE!!!
>YOU SCOOPED UP SOME OF MY CUM?! BECAUSE YOU WANTED A CHILD WITH THE M*N YOU LOVE? YOU JAN 6TH ALIKE NAZI ALT RIGHT INCEL CUNT!!!! I KNEW I SHOULD OF GOTTEN THAT VASECTOMY AT THE VAUSH CONVENTION!!! I THOUGHT IT WAS SUSPICIOUS THAT YOU ARGUED AGAINST IT BUT I FIGURED IT WAS FINE BECAUSE I NEVER HAD SEX WITH YOU!!! I NEVER THOUGHT YOU’D STAB ME IN THE BACK LIKE THIS!!!
WHAT DID I TELL YOU LAST YEAR AT VERMINTIDE FEST?? I'M THE MOD OF HECKING /r/antinatalism! HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO BE THE REVOLUTIONARY VANGUARD IF MY INCEL REACTIONARY CUNT WIFE POPPED A FUCKING LAUGHING BOUNCING WHITEOID CHUD NAZI INCEL BABY OUT OF HER CUNT!!!
>OH MY SCIENCE, I’M RUINED!!! YOU’VE RUINED ME YOU STUPID TWAT!!! MY WIFE GAVE BIRTH TO A WHTE BABY!!! AND A BOY TOO!!! IF IT WAS A WHTE GIRL I COULD AT LEAST LOOK FORWARD TO GIVING HER UP TO TYRONE ONCE SHE STARTED MENSTRUATING BUT I CANT DO THAT WITH A WHTE BOY NOW CAN I??? IM GONNA BE THE LAUGHINGSTOCK OF THE KEKOLD COMMUNITY NOW!!! THEIR GONNA THINK IM A FUCKING NAZI RETHUGLICAN NOW!!! THIS IS THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE!!!
>GIVE ME THAT NAZI WH*TE BABY RIGHT NOW IM GONNA BREAK ITS FUCKING NECK!!!! I’M GONNA SMASH THAT WH*TE FUCKING BABYS FUCKING SKULL UNDERNEATH MY MY RICK AND MORTY FLIPFLOPS!!!! GIVE IT TO ME YOU LYING NAZI CUNT OR ILL CUT YOU A NEW HOLE IN YOUR FUCKING THROAT!!! GIVE IT TO ME YOU BITCH GIVE IT GIVE IT GIVE IT!!!!! IN THE NAME OF JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL IT!
I'M GONNA BURY IT IN THIS NINTENDO LABO CARTBOARD RIGHT UNDER MY SHED

BBC Copypasta 2

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>HNGH YESSS TYRONE YESS YESSS FUCK MY HAIRY WET WARTY POZZED 43YO BOYCUNT YISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
O-OHHHHH IM GONNA CUM TYRONE I CAN FEEL YOUR BBC HIT MY PROSTATE HNGHHH AHH AHH AHHHHHHHHHH-
>W-wait....
>W-...

>WHAT. THE. LE. FUCK
>TYRONE WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!?!?!?!?!?! YOU WERE FUCKING MY DISGUSTING FUCKING POZZED PROLAPSED GAPED SHITTY ASSHOLE WITH A CONDOM ON?!?!!? BECAUSE YOU WERE TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE?!?!? BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T WANT TO GIVE ME EVEN MORE STDS?!?!?!?!?! WHATTTTTTTT THE FUCKCKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
>ARE YOU FUCKING NUTS!?!?!! I HAD YOU NOT FUCK MY NAZI WHORE OF A WIFE FOR 2 ENTIRE DAYS SO YOU WOULD SAVE UP ENOUGH CUM TO PAINT MY FUCKING COLON WITH YOUR CUM!!!! WHAT WILL MY FELLOW MODERATORS OF r/Lgbteens AND r/femboy THINK OF ME NOW?!?!?! TYRONE THINK FOR ONE FUCKING SECOND YOU NIGGER!!!! I'M FUCKING RUINED!!! I WAS SUPPOSED TO TAKE YOUR HOT POZZLOAD UP MY HAIRY ASSHOLE AND POST IT ON r/GayBBC!!! FOR FUCKS SAKE!!!!!
>TYRONE YOU STUPID FUCKING NIGGER BEAST LOWER-THAN-ANIMAL SUBHUMAN APE!!!!!! I'M GONNA SMASH YOUR FUCKING HEAD IN!!!!!! COME HERE!!!!! I'M GONNA FUCKING CHOKE YOU TO DEATH WITH THAT FUCKING CONDOM!!!!! I WILL CUT YOUR DICK OFF WITH A RUSTY DULL KNIFE AND FORCE YOU TO FUCKING EAT IT YOU TWAT!!!!! COME HERE YOU FUCKING NIGGER

Space Science

>WHAT DO YOU MEAN THAT THE PHOTOS FROM MARS™ ARE TAKEN IN CANADA, DEVON ISLAND????


>YOU FUCKING SCHIZO NAZI, TRUST THE FUCKING SCIENCEEE

>LOOK AT THESE COOL FUCKING JAMES WEBB PHOTOS THAT PROVE WE ARE ALL ACTUALLY JUST INSIGNIFICANT SPACE DUST SUSPENDED IN A SUNBEAM (OMGGGG CARL SAGAN SAID THAT IT'S OS KINO IT MAKES ME FEEL LIKE I'M TRULY PART OF THE GLOBAL HUMAN VILLAGE)


>WE HAVE BEEN TO THE MOON


>WE WILL GO TO THE MOON EVEN THOUGH WE MAGICALLY DESTROYED THE TECHNOLOGY


>WE WILL GO TO MARS


>WE WILL COLONIZE THE STARS


>WE WILL FUCKING DESTROY THE FIRMAMENT AND KILL GOD YOU FUCKING CHUD AND YOU WILL BE HAPPY


>WHAT THE LE FUCK DID THE FUCKING CHUD SAY THAT THE EARTH IS FLAT AND THAT THERE IS NO PROOF OF MOTION??????????????????????? AND WE CAN SEE TOO FAR AND BRING SHIPS BACK INTO VIEW BY JUST ZOOMING IN???????????????????????


>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SHUT IT DOWN KILL THE EVIL CHUDCEL PISSBABY FOR QUESTIONING THE SCIENCE EVEN THOUGH DIAMONDS RAINING ON NEPTUNE IS PEER-REVIEWED AND YOU WILL GO TO JAIL IF YOU QUESTION THE RED HYPERGIANT STAR THAT IS 17478847 QUANTILLION TIMES THE SIZE OF THE SUN WITH A KINO BLACKHOLE AND STAR WARS PLANETS WHERE IT RAINS LAVA AND SPACE DUST ORBITING IT YAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSS


>DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE TIME ALIEMS FRICKIN CONTACTED US?!?!?!?! IT'S CALLED THE WOAHS SIGNAL AND IT WAS THE ALIEMS THEY WANTED TO MEET US BRO TRUST US


>HERE'S WHY GOD IS FAKE AND WE ALL ACTUALLY LIVE ON A PEAR-SHAPED OBLOID SPHEROID AND TRAVEL THROUGH SPACE (VACUUMS DON'T SUCK YOU FUCKING CHUD GET IT RIGHT FOR ONCE)) AT 666,666 MILES PER HOUR


>JUPITER ACTUALLY IS OUR BIG BROTHER HE PROTECTS US FROM THE EVIL FUCKING ASTEROIDS WE'D ALL BE FUCKING DEAD IF JUPITER WASN'T THERE IT'S SO FRICKIN BIG AND IT SUCKS ALL THE SPACE SCIENCY ROCKS INTO IT


>OMMGGGGG WE MAY HAVE FOUND LIFE ON MARSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS IT'S FRICKIN BACTERIA AND IT'S LIFE EVEN THOUGH I DON'T CONSIDER HUMAN FETUSES TO BE LIFE GET AN ABORTION YOU FUCKING CHUDCEL, YOU DON'T WANT TO BE A RACIST PRICK, DO YOU?


>STILL DON'T BELIEVE WE ARE SPACE DUST LIVING ON A PEAR-SHAPED GLOBE WITH THINGS MAGICALLY STICKING TO IT EVEN THOUGH WE HAVE NEVER OBSERVED 2 SMALL ROCKS GET ATTRACTED TO EACHOTHER VIA GRAVITY IN SPACE???? YOU FUCKING NAZI SELFISH FUCK YOU WILL DROWN WHEN GLOBHUL WHARMING KILLS US ALL WE NEED TO TAKE MORE REFUGEES INTO WHITE COUNTRIES BECAUSE THEIR CIITES ARE GETTING FLOODED AND IT'S 397478387 DEGREES THERE


>LISTEN CHUD, WE WILL SHUT DOWN YOUR YOUTUBE CHANNEL AND YOU WILL BE SHUNNED IRL IF YOU DARE QUESTION THE FUCKING SCIENCE BEHIND THE ANDROMEDA GALAXY COLLIDING WITH THE MILKYWAY AND FORMING MILKDROMEDA IN 4 BILLION YEARS AND THE SUN DESTROYING MERCURY VENUS AND EARRTH YOU FUCKING CHUDCEL PISSBABY INCEL FREAK!!!!!!!!!!! DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE QUESTION THE HEAT DEATH BIG RIP BIG BOUNCE BIG CRUNCH DEATH OF THE FLIPPIN UNIVERSE!!!!! DID YOU FRICKIN KNOW THAT ONLY BLACK HOLES WILL REMAIN AS THE POGGERS PROTONS DECAY AND ALL THE PLANETS AND STARS GO SUPERNOVA AND CREATE MORE SPACEDUST AND THE UNIVERSE WILL BE EMPTY


>DID YOU KNOW THE MOON WAS CREATED BY A PLANET CRASHING INTO EARTH 84839 TRILLION YEARS AGO ???????? IT'S SO POGGERS IT REMINDS ME OF EATING THE BUGS AND LIVING IN A POD AND BEING HAPPY


>BY THE WAY WATCH KURZGESAGT AND SCIENCEPHILE AND PROFESSOR DAVE AND FRICKIN ADAM SOMETHING TO GET YOUR NEWEST POGGERS INFORMARSHION ABOUT SPACE AND SCIENCE


>OH MY GOSH I LOOOOOOOOOOVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE SCIENCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

"Though" necklace

What's the guy with the "though" necklace supposed to be? Is that somehow related? I'm guessing yes, since I once had someone freak out at me on /jp/ in a touhou scenery thread for the seemingly inane reason of me saying though. I was completely and utterly perplexed, and kept asking sincerely and kindly what was going on, but they just kept posting wojacks and incredibly strange things while never answering anything. I don't understand how that word could tip someone off so much, but I was even more befuddled by the fact they had relevant images for it, like this was something they regularly did! But now I seem to have found the source, if I'm guessing correctly: it's some Wojack-culture inside joke. But I still have no idea where this odd culture comes from.

Dear soyjak.party

Dear soyjak.party,

It's us, Anonymous, once again. Except this time it's the leader speaking.

We are finished with your child pornography, gore, and cruel jokes that spread like a snakes bite and ruin the internet. Where have all of the internet's problems come from? Reddit? 9gag? No, no. Here. Tonight at 12:00am Pacific Time soyjak.party will officially come to an end.

"kek u cant do sh*t"

Not only do I have my hacking skills and team aside me, but I also have 9gag, the founding website of Anonymous, aside us.

You're probably all thinking

"DARNIT GUYS WHAT DO WE DO"

There is one thing you CAN do. Surrender. I want Kuz here, with the ID and everything, saying sorry, and banning all of things disgusting things from your website.

As of now, you have 3 and a half hours.

The clock is ticking, gentlemen.

We are legion. We do not forgive. We do not forget.

- The Leader

Slutjak

See: Fruit Soyjaks

One-liners

I want to fuck this Soijak. I want to ram his boypussy with my meaty cock. OH LORDY LORDY LORD HUMINA HUMINA! THIS IS THE FINEST PIECE OF ASS I'VE EVER LAID EYES ON!

Zoo wee mama

What's that? Pinejak is currently "backing that ass up" for Applejak? Oh my, I must bear witness to this! UH-OH slutjak coming through! HOLY MOLY! This 'jak's a real looker, ain't he? He's got that bitchy bottom energy written all over him, I can hear his voice just through that look his making. "Will a big strong man PLEASE come over and pleasure me?" Yes yes, that's what's going through his mind! Slutjak came here prepared. Prepared to be ravaged by his fellow fruitjaks. He is the prize of the Battle of the Ridge, and quite the prize he is. Are you single, babe? Do you want to get your pineapple juiced? I can please you, slutjak.

Zoo wee mama, now that's a grade-A sluterino! Do you think he sucked some dick before coming to the ridge? What am I talking about, that slutjak can't help himself when presented with an all you can suck buffet of man meat! Jinkies! His allure is just too powerful! Hm... *inspects him with a magnifying glass* Yes yes, this is a slutjak alright. *grips his ass cheeks really hard* Tight, firm butt cheeks. *Spreads them* A shaved butt holly *pulls off his thong* A shaved, uncut cock. *rubs legs* Shaved legs... Glorious! This slutjak is flawless! What a ripe pineapple slutjak, he's in need of a few butt spanks. Pinejak looks like he'd be a brat in bed, instructing you how to please him and not being too kind about it! Yes, he will call you bad names while you're on top of him! You must spank him, you gotta spank the slutjak!

Dearest me, is this fruitjak overdue for a creampie. His face is overflowing with lust! That open mouth and fuck me eyes, the imaginary cocks plugging all of his holes aren't going to be satisfying him for long! No-sir-ree!

that gorilla-grip bussy

...Could that who I think it is, up on that there ridge? Well I'll be, it's pinejak! There's no mistaking that supple rump, those ravenous eyes, that gorrila-grip bussy, and of course, the ever-present gang of melonjaks "having their way" with him. No slutjak can compete with pinejak. No-sir-ee! Wait, do my eyes deceive me? Is that a coconutjak making its way up onto the ridge! Well I'll be! Just look at the size of that things "member". No fruitjak could even dream of "swallowing" that much meat. But wait! It seems pinejak wants to "take it on"! But there's no way! He'd die if he were to take that much "protein". Oh my, even pine-"slutjak"-jak seems intimidated by the size of this coconutjaks "appendage". Could this be the end of pinejaks legacy? ODINS BEARD, IT'S SLIDING IN! Just look at the little sissy-slutjaks face as that monster slides into his bussy, he can barely take it. But wait, he's still "going in". Halfway... three-quarters, WELL I'LL BE, PINEJAK HAS DONE IT AGAIN. Oh my, it seems the melonjaks want in on the fun. This slutjaks achievements is one for the books that's for sure!

Hubba bubba

Hubba hubba! This 'jak may not have gotten the GET, but he's going to GET some good dick with a pose like that. What's that? Melonjaks approaching from the East? Strawberryjaks approaching from the West? Durianjaks coming from the North and Bananajaks migrating from the South? My word, looks like we have another Battle of the Ridge on our hands, boys. OH MY GOODNESS! The nutjaks are coming down their Hill? Could it be that they want a piece of the "prize" too? Oh my!

SWIGGTY SWOOTY PINEJAK IS SHAKING THAT BOOTY!

SWIGGTY SWOOTY PINEJAK IS SHAKING THAT BOOTY!

Look at this cock gobbling slut with that big open mouth! Yes yes, his sissy hole "aches" for some "meat". Oh my! Yum, this 'jak is "scanning" for some "meat"... Oh yes, he's looking for the closest "dick" to "much" "on". His bussy "aches" for some "filling". My word, this 'jak's got quite the "rump"! Hasta la vista baby! All the other fruitjaks can say "goodbye" to being straight, because this 'jak has the "bends". Bazinga! He's twerking on a nutjak's nuts! Oh my, it's a nut elder? He's nuts! That bussy isn't going to be tight for long! Allons-y! This 'jak finally sucked the most dicks out of any person ever! Yes yes, even the nutjaks got in on the "fun"! Bazinga! He's turned all the other soijaks gay with that tight gorilla grip bussy! They're all surrounding the ridge waiting for a "turn". No soup for you, slutjak needs a "break" from the constant pounding to keep his bussy tight! To the Batmobile!

Look at that face he's making

Look at that face he's making. That raised eyebrow, that open mouth, that eye roll. He's a whore and he knows it. This bitchy look on his face combined with the ridiculous pineapple on his head only makes him hotter to me. He's the kind of guy that'll let you fuck him all day, all night, all month if you wanted. He's not even wearing a clothes. Because he's a slut. A slutjak. I imagine him wearing a thong, which would only add to his silly harlot identity and give my dick easier access to his asshole. Just look at him, he wants dick. And he wants it bad.

Lookie here!

Lookie here! It's Pinejak "Slutjak" Soijak, ready to slut up the place with his bussy! Holy toledo, does this guy love a big dick. I saw him taking on, not one, but two applejaks by the ridge yesterday. Goodness gracious, talk about a whore. I caught a glimpse of those shaved legs, I bet he shaves "down there" too if you catch my drift! Probably has a piercing or two on the ol' nip nips! Oh my! Ooo la la, this 'jak's "in the mood" if you catch my drift. Those are some serious fuck-me eyes, yes they are! Pinejak's got a look that says "I'm in heat", and who am I to deny him pleasure? My my my, that raised eyebrow is doing things to me. He's teasing me, beckoning me. Yes yes, this 'jak is a total brad in bed! He loves to "command" his partner on what to do, but he always loses his composure when that g-spot of his is tickled just right. Lordy lord, is that a thong I see? Thigh highs? Well well well boys, we're dealing with a grade-A slutjak right here, yes we are! I see no hair peeking out from that thong, no-sir-ree! This 'jak shaves "down there" alright! Come over here, Pinejak, you're overdue for a dick appointment!

No chill

Lordy lord lordy lord! This 'jak's got "no chill". He's eyeing all the other fruitjaks in the crotch area tactically determining their penis sizes. What's that? Pinejak is currently "backing that ass up" for Applejak? Oh my, I must bear witness to this!

Mymy Rape

I am a fan of Mymy, I also have a rape and deflowering fetish. I frequently fantasize about raping her, and frequently consume rape pornography. I have also frequently drawn her being defiled in my notebook. I will tell you that rape porn is best when the male is faceless, allowing you to self insert and also drawing attention to the feminine beauty. If this must be done, it must be done with the male faceless. A faceless male exerts anonymity on the males part compared to the beautiful woman he is defiling, and also shows the power imbalance. The male MUST be faceless, not an ugly pig rapeson.

SILENCE, /bant/

SILENCE, /bant/. You'll get no sympathy from this DEN OF HUMOR, this CASTLE OF OCs, this HALL OF ORIGINALITY. The flames of residential proxies have begun to wipe clean the filthy, sludgelike taint that is tranime, and they BURN EVER MORE BRIGHTLY in these hallowed halls. Ye unto thee spaketh the divine FIRE of retribution: PERISH IN RIGHTEOUS FLAMES, FORSAKE THY WORLDLY MOECANCER, AND RETURN TO THE ASHES FROM WHENCE THOU CAMEST. So spaketh the CHADS OF basedjak party. /lgbt/ was but the first of many raids. PREPARE YOURSELVES.

I almost fainted

I almost fainted. What the fuck is happening to the party?

Soyjak.party closing

Dear soyjak.party members, soyjak.party is supposed to close Sep 7, 2022 because it has become too populated. There have been many members complaining that soyjak.party has become very slow. There are many active members of soyjak.party, but also many new members. We will send this message to see if the members are active or not. If you are active, please copy and paste this to 15 other users to show that you are still active. Those who do not send this message within 2 weeks will be deleted without hesitation to make more space. Send this message to all your friends to show that you are still active and that you will not be deleted.

Soyjak.party closing2

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/qa/ lingo

>tranime
>ACK!
>no arrow therefore you say this and look like this
>'jak
>uhm actually ..., sweaty
>this was debunked
>built for tiny asian cock
>her face when she sees
>get out of /qa/
>you will hang pedophile
>drained
>good timeline
>dutch tranime
>delete /pol/
>'party
>you WILL
>jacobson
>BWC
>bernkastel.png and a comment about dicks
>chudtoss is a nazi
>a new thread every day until a (X) board is created
>it's all i ever drink - homo milk - op
>who are you quoting
>missed cheese
>C
>I'm confused
>oh so (X) is (Y) now? as expected of (Z)
>you don't have (X) jaks
>kys
>implying
>pol2
>saged, hidden, built for bee bee sea
>what would you do if you came across a boymoder
>sus
>they appearr in the pupils
>it's over
>society is collapsing
>onions duel
>>though
>ywnbaw
>oh my god she is so attractive
>ear surgery
>(X) website
>noooo you can't ..., because you just can't ok?
>very true.webm
>nobody says this
>nice fuming infuriated crazyjak
>lol I say this
>I look like this
>why do wh*Tes hate immigrants and refugees
>ZOMG!!!! THE VIRUS IT'S MUTATING AGAIN!!!!
>>kymfilename.jpg
>the men on omaha beach died for this
>soijak with I love science shirt.jpg and a provocative comment
>onions duel
>swedish win
>spin off
>satania
>pissbaby
>DATAMINING THREAD DO NOT REPLY
>doomcel
>this is my ridge
>soiquote fail
>my wife chino
>I know how to kill with my fingers
>picture of a dinosaur.jpg
>fake jakker
>coal
>basedberg
>do you have any peer-reviewed studies to back that claim
>do you have a question
>shitty CIA-funded circus music starts playing
>new 'jak just dropped
>trannyhou
>i ain't killer but don't push me
>bumping this gem
>>wordswordswords
>dough
>he looks so happy
>nonsensefag
>trannyjak.jpg
>though
>all me
>lee trooni
>calm
>eren.jpg
>yejibugs
>Calling a group of posters "Xfags"
>Oldfag wannabes
>People overly attached to their "home board"
>Buzzwords in every single post
>Lame copypastas
>Archive stalking
>Board hiveminds
>Unfunny vintage memes
>Acting tough online
>Screencaps of "BTFOings"
>Thinking any post that offends you is spam
>Hating on X just to fit in
>Greentexting any minor grammatical error in a post
>Outdated interface is "SOUL"
>No mp4/mp3 support and no webms with audio outside some boards
>Smug anime girls
>Power tripping mods
>#4chan IRC chatroom
>Captchas everywhere
>4chan passes
>Moot/Hiro asskissers
>Reminiscing about the old 4chan days you never lived
>Little ASCII character support
>Sage posting
>Muh japanese culture
>Source code literally stolen from another shit site
>You can't "disrespect" old mascots no one cares about
>Go back to [website]
>X ruined this site
>Text walls about the "golden age" of 4chan
>Pathetic image size/video length limits
>30+ year olds being edgy
>Obviously fake greentext stories
>Calling out Reddit/Twitter/Iphone filenames
>Abandoned site, news page that was last updated in 2011
>Politics board
>Forgotten site projects, remember the vtuber contest?
>Porn site tier virus ads on some boards
>Avatarfags
>Filtering
>GETs
>Word filters
>Lame banners
>No VPNs allowed
>Public bans
>Yotsuba
>Deliberately entering threads you don't like
>Poster fragility
>Mods attentionwhoring
>Posters who take everything personally
>30+ year old "gamers"
>Crab in a bucket mentality
>Contrarians
>Whoring yourself out for replies
>MS paint comics from 2008
>Incredibly antisocial and insecure userbase
>X board/website
>Self-serve ads
>People who defend their off topic posts as "board culture"
>Lame april fool ""pranks""
>Hurr durr
>"Banter"
>Becoming religious thanks to 4chan
>NIGGER
>Faggot
>Boards with IDs
>Verified posters
>Applying to become a janitor
>4chan know-it-alls
>"Meme magic"
>Wizards
>Midwit
>Muh OC
>Countryballs
>Reporting posts
>Rangebans
>4chan

Thug Shaker

>thug shaker
>incredible gassy
>boy kisser
>rip bozo
>💀
>speech bubbles
>my reaction to that information
>mr beast
>hood irony
>saul goodman
>skill issue
>repost if _
>vine thud
>femboy
>i can act rather silly at times
>they/them
>nerd emoji
>tiktok watermark
>ambatukam
>♻
>POV:
>patrick bateman
>twitter screenshots
>.mov
>one piece cock edits
>ronnie mcnutt
>yes i am extremely homophobic
>silly cats
>gigachad
>sad spongebob
>there's a pipe bomb in your mailbox
>tyler the creator
>is it gay to _?
>pizza tower
>all our food keeps blowing up
>walter white
>genshin impact
>a mimir
>get real
>hi my name is carmen winstead
>supershock
>goth girl
>hyperborea
>brandon currington
>_ in chat
>the man above me fish react him
>zaza
>gypsy crusader
>rape everyone and leave
>jerma985
>im over here stroking my dick
>the _:
>dog explodes beer keg
>daiper fetish
>thesofthard
>name soundalikes
>sigma male
>looks like my gender is shit
>shadow wizard money gang
>we're laughing at you in vc
>sussy baka
>i raped my hampster
>dommy mommy
>EDP445
>technoblade death
>BNRAN
>its porn that means its funny
>renderforest
>his name is _ look him up
>social credit
>who asked
>watch yo tone nigga
>my little dark age
>it starts with one thing i don't know why
>phonk
>i have two sides
>sissy hypnosis
>billions must _
>turi ip ip
>me when im in a _ competition and my opponent is _
>do not look up _ in gifs
>why won't you adopt me because you're black
>mic up
>hello moderator
>turning into a plushy
>i really respect your opinion, however
>manmade horrors beyond my comprehension
>say _ but replace _ with _
>you're black? blocked
>_ when _ shows up
>if you're reading this…
>da baby doesn't need autotune
>you're french/bri'ish/italian etc
>user is suspected to be a part of an online terrorist organization. Please report any suspicious activity
>discord sex hack
>men twerking

Food Nigger

BOILED NIGGERS

BROILED NIGGERS

ROASTED NIGGERS

GRILLED NIGGERS

POACHED NIGGERS

SLOWCOOKED NIGGERS

MASHED NIGGERS

DEEP FRIED NIGGERS

SMOKE NIGGERS

PICKLED NIGGERS

FREEZE DRIED NIGGERS

CHOCOLATE COVERED NIGGERS

DEVILED NIGGERS

STEAMED NIGGERS

CHEESE STUFFED NIGGERS

DRIED NIGGERS

NIGGER SALAD

Glownigger

I am going to kill the President of the United States Joe Biden. Who lives at 1209 Barley Mill Rd Wilmington DE 19807. This will be the weapon I kill him with.

I'm doing this because Biden refuses to do diplomacy with Russia and the ever growing threat of nuclear weapons. I hope that by doing this, I will be executing a key figure of the WASP Anglo-American power structure. As a lot of people will try to make excuses, I am completely serious, I do not fear the FBI and after this post goes up I will be driving to his house. I put multiple layers of transparent duct tape over my license plates (completely legal) so it'll be extremely hard for people to read my license plate.

In 2020, I was laid off work because of a virus Anthony Fauci manufactured, now I am on multiple government benefits and I'm hanging on by a thread from falling into the pit of homelessness. Ever since this, I have had a burning rage against the DNC and every member of it. My hate grows stronger each day.

In 2016, I voted Donald J. Trump to help FIX THIS COUNTRY, yet he did nothing, I have come to the conclusion that there is NO PEACEFUL SOLUTION. I think the election was stolen, but I also think there were DNC NIGGERS that actually voted Biden into office. I suggest, no, endorse any violence against liberals and DNC operatives until this country is fixed. I think we should kill key figures of the DNC and light fires in colleges.

My passenger seat has about 50 pounds of ANFO sitting on it with a detonator on it, if anything goes south in my journey, I will try to drive near a public school and detonate it, hopefully killing the indoctrinators and the indoctrinatees. You may say killing children is wrong, but it's completely necessary and it's the only way to harm an enemy so deeply rooted in the power structure.

The communists killed tons of innocent people and got their foot in the door, I think we should try the same, except bigger.

Kuzya

2005 : Kuznetsov
2023 : Kuznetsov
3023 : Kuznetsov
5000 : Kuznetsov
10000 : Kuznetsov
Forever : Kuznetsov
No matter what year it is Kuznetsov will always be a legend ❤️ ❤️

Repost this in 15 threads to show your support for kuzya

Your parents will die within 5 years

If you are reading this comment your parents will die within 5 years. To undo this curse you need to copy this and paste it in 2 otherthreads. i'm so, so sorry,please forgive me.

Gay Nigga

This nigga lookin' ZESTY, this nigga lookin' MOIST, he's got sugar in his tank, he's light on his feet, he's a Ill bit fruity, he plays for the other team, he dances at the other end of the ballroom, this nigga theatrical, this nigga good with colors, this nigga gonna coordinate yo curtains wit you cushions and that shit gonna look good! This nigga lifts shirts, this nigga on the down low, this nigga be a tollet trader, this nigga gardens uphill, this nigga packs fudge, he's a friend of Dorothy, he feels the love that dare not speak Its name, he loves to dance, he's of the Uranian brotherhood, he indulges in the French vice, he has an antipathic sexual Instinct, he's fluent in Polari, he's a refugee from Sodom, he's on the wrong bus, he bats for the other team, he's temperamental, he's 'one of those' if you catch my drift.

Soy Tropes 3

>andrew tate
>thomas shelby
>patrick bateman
>homelander
>joker
>phonk
>doomer wojak
>hyperborean
>ryan gosling
>tiktok
>sigma male
>wokeness
>the matrix
>kanye
>sneako
>islampilled
>russia
>gigachad
>romania
>ben shapiro
>jordan peterson
>matt walsh
>western degeneracy
>adin ross
>groyper
>bitcoin
>trump
>elon musk
>twitter
>nft
>drop shipping
>redpill

LS Mark

gem because it makes fun of that retarded faggot ls mark

i hate him so fucking much, people who like sonic heroes shouldn't even register as human beings. sonic heroes is one of the shittiest sonic games ever made, and to be honest you could make an argument that its the worst sonic game ever made, even beating out other turds like 06, shadow, boom rise of lyric, forces, etc. literally nothing about that game is any good. the game controls like garbage. the graphics are somehow worse than adventure 2. the game is supposedly multiplatform yet the ports to xbox and pc are noticeably botched and the ps2 version is inexcusably poor (the ps2 might be shittier than the xbox and gamecube in terms of power but it does not excuse the fact it runs at 30fps while the other versions run at 60). the game is very buggy, i know sonic games were never the pinnacle of coding and this game isn't 06 tier broken, but it's broken enough where it's a detriment. the art style is shit, it tries SO SO HARD to emulate the environments in the Genesis games but it lacks any of the attention to detail those games had so outside of the first level they just look shitty bootlegs of those games. it's no better than the shitty Mario-tier levels Sonic Lost World had or the unnecessary recycling of old zones in Sonic Forces. the voice acting is somehow worse than how it is in Sonic Adventure 2. Ryan Drummond has this urge to yell every single line he says and DONT fucking get me started on the mentally retarded kid they used to voice Tails. the fact Big the Faggot Mentally Disabled Cat is back in any sort of capacity other than an easter egg is sad. Big the Cat is easily one of, if not the worst of Sonic's friends (not counting spinoffs like X, the comics, etc.), he's an unfunny retard with a grating, retarded voice courtesy of the faggot known as Jon St. John WHO NEEDS TO FUCKING DIE ALREADY (duke is cool thoughbeit i just hate Jon St. John). the fact retarded twitter trannies are now acting like Big wasn't anything but a terrible mistake that Sega should cover up as much as possible makes me so enraged. the story is awful. i know Sonic isn't a game meant for its deep themes or plotlines but the "GUYZ... WE'RE... LE SONIC HEROOOOOOOOOOESSSS...FRIENDS... LE GGGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDD" shit is so fucking grating and obnoxious and infantile that it makes me want to snap the game disk in half (other than the fact that Sonic Heroes is a garbage game). the absolutely HIDEOUS CGI renders they use for the artwork and in-game cutscenes are horrifically ugly. the chaos emerald stages are infuriating, not challenging. the multiplayer is a massive step down from SA2 Battle. the game asks you to play the game's campaign FOUR FUCKING TIMES in order to truly complete it, with the only differences being a fucking difficulty slider. oh i'm sorry, i forgot the fact that team chaotix gameplay consists of doing shitty fetch quests. THE SAME, SHITTY FETCH QUESTS YOU DO IN SHADOW, BUT THEY'RE LE GOOOD HERE AND LE BAD IN SHADOW becuase idk, maybe the tranny autists who are so deluded in believing Sonic Heroes has any entertainment value (among other delusions) have nostalgia for it and they seethe at Shadow the Hedgehog for being a nazi incel chud who exercises his second amendment rights. and repeating the same levels THREE MORE FUCKING TIMES without any major changes IS LE GOOOOOOODDDDD but WHEN SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG LETS YOU CHOOSE WHAT LEVELS YOU WANT TO PLAY FROM A LARGE SELECTION THROUGH GAMEPLAY DECISIONS its le bad because "OH NO!!!! YOU MIGHT HAVE TO PLAY WESTOPOLIS TEN TIMES!!! OH MY ST. FLOYD THIS IS THE WROST THING EVER, WHY WOULD I WANNA PLAY WESTOPOLIS TEN TIMES WHEN I CAN PLAY SUCH AMAZING (well to trannies only) LEVELS LIKE RAIL CANYON AND BINGO HIGHWAY!!!!" the bosses are dull and uninspired. Rocket Accel is one of the worst moves in Sonic history. the level up system is unnecessary and makes the game more complicated for no good reason. the level design is trash. it doesn't let you exercise formation switching in any meaningful way. when you see a fan, its power time! when you see a long stretch of land or two parallel walls, it's speed time! when you see a ledge, it's fly time! when you see big enemies with obnoxiously large health bars, its power time again! i think i've made a clear, impossible to counter (because i'm right) argument for why sonic heroes is an irredeemable piece of trash. but somehow, mentally ill faggots like r/LS "I suck tranny dick and watch shitty cartoons for a living" Mark have came onto the scene with their retarded opinions and their ugly ass cartoonsonas, trying to somehow delude the masses that this shitty game is THE BEST SONIC GAME EVER MADE, let alone good or even passable. they are posers, they are an insult to real Sonic fans, who can recognize that outside of music, there is nothing salvageable from Sonic Heroes, other than lessons on how exactly not to make a Sonic game. yet whenever this poser tries to go against a real GOD of sonic knowledge like Cybershell he gets instantly BTFOd due to how much of a disingenuous retard he really is. in a just world this would be the point where he deletes all of his videos and kills himself out of pure embarrassment of being so BTFOd. but this world is not just, and so he continues to make shitty videos where he sits through 500 episodes of some shitty cartoon and rambles about it for five hours. i hope his fucking retarded mexican bpd whore girlfriend who's like 10 years older than him (probably because no one his age would want to have sex with this retard) fucking leaves him and gaslights him into committing suicide. FUCK HIM

Its da joos vaccine bad

>its da joos
>vaccine bad
>race and iq
>traps are gay
>amerimutt
>41%
>13% 52%
>freemasons
>no hymen no diamond
>n
>buck breaking
>tariq nasheed
>porn bad
>nsg/sig
>aryan
>post nose
>joooos
>bbc is just a meme
>bwc/bgc
>trump supports israel
>hitting the wall
>6 gorillion
>goyim
>circumcision
>patrick cruiser was a JOOOOO!
>romanian iron guard
>tradwives
>racemixing is bad
>redpilled
>indians shit on streets
>americans shart in marts
>racism good
>nord/med
>race war
>proud boys more like proud goys
>nick fuentes more like spic fuentes
>goypod
>onionsboys
>bug protein
>shill
>pol news network
>the chud meme looks like john oliver

Rare alternate version

>its da joos
>klaus schwab
>ze bugs
>pozzed
>tranny 41% suicide rate
>amerimutt
>cucked (adjective)
>natsoc general
>saying nigger is a revolutionary act
>1488
>hitler good
>stalin bad
>i don't look like the chud meme because doreen looks like it
>jidf
>shareblue
>racial iq differences
>racial empathy differences
>racial penis size differences
>drag queen story hour
>b w c
>romanian iron guard
>monkey dildo story hour
>buck breaking
>masks don't work
>mrna vaccine bad
>actually all vaccines bad
>fat women bad
>sneed
>trump supports israel
>adamic race
>world economic forum
>leftypol
>bunkerchan
>all faggots have aids
>prageru more like pragerJU
>stonetoss is le good
>spergzy is le bad
>anarchism is a meme ideology
>but fascism isn't
>gigachud and enbie
>consume product and get excited for new product
>race war
>boogaloo
>nick fuentes bad because he is a spic (fuentes)
>white genocide
>un replacement migration
>protocols of the elders of zion
>antisemitism is funny
>azov battalion good
>putin bad even though he is conservative
>nofap
>mgtow
>roastie
>bleached
>mewing
>circumcision bad
>((()))
>beaner
>gnosticism
>porn bad
>traps bad even though i fap to them
>masturbation machine
>george floyd was on fentanyl
>tradwife
>pol news network
>go back to /gif/
>we will be forced to live in the pod
>the polchud meme looks like john oliver

Soyfag.shitty hate thread

This site is literally Reddit, I've seen nothing interesting ever come out of it.

When was the last time you guys produced something even remotely funny or interesting? All you trannies do is regurgitate the same tired jokes over and over again and circlejerk each other like a personal discоrd hugbox. It's hilariously pathetic how you guys claim that this site is the "last bastion of old 4chan culture" yet none of your retarded Reddit shit resemble any of it nor do they carry similar spirits to that of the so-called "old 4chan culture."

I've been on 4chan since 2016, and only found out about this site merely because someone on /pol/ was spamming "Cobson" in a thread and I asked what "HWABAG" meant. I've seen everything. I can assure you that this site is nothing, NOTHING like old 4chan. It's a soulless shithole that doesn't serve anything even remotely entertaining or humorous whatsoever, just the same worthless asinine spam over and over again with nothing of variety. Hell, even /pol/ with its funny Kekistan memes was somewhat more tolerable compared to this tranny hugbox, it's like a glorified discоrd chatroom at best with how many attention-starving trannies namedrop eachother (hence the dedicated /incel/ tranny board) and coordinate raids against my homeboard (the most virulently anti-troon one) by spamming it with troonshit and bait threads. You trannies can't even raid properly because muh jannie so you resort to spamming dead (& slow) boards in which jannies don't care enough to moderate, it's like pottery it rhymes.

The fact that you guys constantly brag about the fact that "/qa/ won" is glorious and yet pathetic at the same time, as you trannies lost to the hard-working janitors over here. Of course, you guys like to claim that the sole reason your board got locked is because you raided /lgbt/ but you guys only did that once, it's no wonder you're universally despised by every anon across multiple boards. I'll never forget about the time when some leftypol tranny janny moved my favorite PNN threads (which I used to tune in) to your tranny-infested shitfest that is /qa/. Never in my life have I wanted to answer a random stranger's question, nor do I have to participate in your troon circlejerking clique. You guys have never made a single original meme so you resort to spamming forced tranny memes that your discоrd buddies made, while blissfully unaware that they're forced discоrd tranny memes. How you guys larp as a tranny hating "chud" (bunkertranny 'insult') is way beyond me, you're just left-wing trannies in disguise larping in order to get a rise out of the legitimate right-wing tranny haters. That pretty much summarizes my thoughts on this troon-infested website.

Remember: You /qa/ trannies are NOT and will NEVER be women. Dilate.

Fuck trannies.

Fuck niggers.

Fuck kikes.

Fuck commies.

Fuck jannies.

BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY! Fuck /qa/ trannies.

You will never have your board back no matter how many times you try.

/soy/ Lingo

>biblically accurate angels copypasta
>arizona
>-ACK!
>no arrow therefore you say this and look like this
>'jak
>new 'toss
>you will hang, pedophile.
>commiepedotroon
>zeligger
>delete /pol/
>add /fur/
>averi
>foxchud
>cytube
>sharty
>you WILL
>bright blue cat
>'mori
>basil
>built for (x)
>vantablack nigger brimstone
>colorjak
>if this thread stays up for (X) days then (Y)
>it's all i ever drink - homo milk - op
>who are you quoting?
>missed cheese
>marge
>oh so (X) is (Y) now? as expected of (Z)
>kys
>poop2
>sproke
>sobot
>chud
>all me
>susjak
>a24 genre redefining slowburn kino
>it's over
>we're back
>(X) is sharty culture
>the west has fallen
>millions must die
>or something
>soyduel
>>though
>thoughbeit
>oh my god she is so attractive
>jak him
>nate higgers
>'teen
>4th industrial revolution
>trust the science
>eat the bugs and live in the pod
>spam until funny
>oh my fauci
>GO MY PERSONAL ARMY
>ear surgery
>(X) website
>>(X)... LE GOOD!
>noooo you can't ..., because you just can't ok?
>nobody says this
>I say this
>I look like this
>bernkastel
>nigga, im nuts!
>twitter immigrant
>(X)sisters????
>soy wojak
>DOX HIM NOW
>doris
>comfy (X) thread
>(X)cord woke up
>doe
>variant:timothy
>oreo review show
>this thread needs some bumping!
>upzellig
>bocchi
>the men on omaha beach died for this
>soydueling in 2023
>swedish win
>sooty soot
>the splinter
>pissbaby
>posted it again award
>DATAMINING THREAD DO NOT REPLY
>fail
>my wife chino
>fnf nigger pedo
>dotspam
>massreplying
>david thoughie
>colorteen
>the swede
>the lithuanian
>the moroccan
>the cuban
>mexican twink
>shitaly vs shitargentina
>soylita
>hobo with a shotgun
>duke nukem
>james earl cash
>gorillaz
>woahjack
>your front door is unlocked
>ominous
>perish in niggerhell
>i transheart nigger
>froge?
>*attacks you*
>queen of spades
>neutralplier
>mindbroken
>MEDS
>mental asylum
>soyberg
>soystein
>sprokeberg
>do you have any peer-reviewed studies to back that claim
>selfish little fuck
>nigger penis obsession
>geg
>cia funded circus music
>new 'jak just dropped
>gem even tho coal
>troonhou
>bumo
>bumping this gem
>saging this coal
>>wordswordswords
>dough
>soycraft
>a baby genetically engineered to ___
>my ___cuck is so drippy
>nonsense
>_CUCK
>_GOD
>_TROON
>calm
>soor
>da joos
>hwabag
>SOVL
>KUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ DO THIS
>'p
>MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS

mentally i'll Chudcel

Reddit: my 9 year old daughter wants a BBC Dildo

Normal folks: it’s natural to be curious buy it for her and let her explore her body in safe environment instead of getting pregnant at such a young age. remember lots of lube ;*

Mentally I’ll chudcel: NOOOO if she takes a bbc dildo at 9 how can my inferior whitetoid pecker every satisfy her society is heckin collapsing you are fucking ped0s for doing that even tho I’m the one from the tranime incel ped0 website Nigger nigger nigger! You doin me a heckin genocide! Just imagine that f-fucking juicy 12 inch bbc going into that little white p-pussy DISGUSTING just imagine how she is ruined f-forever n-no whiteboi will ever be enough… nooooo why is my pecker getting hard!! Heckin genocide!! You did this flippin pornographer Jew! Google: teen with bbc dildo pornhub it’s ok it’s ok it’s ok just a quick look I won’t even touch my pecker . Remember nofap don’t let them win.. you got this *stands up and gives Roman salute SIEG HEIL.

>How does it make you feel knowing our big, creamy, white dicks are what your women crave, niggers? Women simply don't want shit-coloured penises; that's a fact. Who'd want to suck on a piece of shit unless they had some sort of scat fetish? Face it, niggers, your futile attempts at cucking us is making you look desperate and in dire need of pussy. But you won't get any. Not a single woman, white or black, wants black dick unless they have a mental disorder. Everyone wants our creamy white dick. No, not want, they NEED our creamy white dick. Even if your birth defected penises are an inch or two longer, most women will still prefer ours. Why? Because we know how to use it, and it doesn't look like something she just shat out 10 minutes prior. You niggers have attempted to reverse the roles given to you by society, but your rusty chains remain because you simply don't have enough intelligent thought to understand what kind of hornets nest you're prodding your shit-dicks into. That's the stuff you niggers have wet dreams over; imagining fucking your master's wives, sisters and mothers because it's what we've done to you for so long. It's understandable really, you just want a little piece of the cake, but like a dog, you will remain on the floor and receive only tidbits we throw your way. And that's only if you're lucky. All two ounces of your nigger brain is fighting against what we're doing, but you can't stop us. We already won hundreds of years ago, and your women are thankful for us. We provide them with homes, infrastructure, water, electricity, and of course, our creamy, white cocks, which they love to suck on. Take a look at Africa; when we freed you niggers and let you be, your wasteland became worse; plagued with disease and drought; poorly built shanty houses made from shit and twigs. You can't even get a clean source of water. This is irrefutable evidence as to why you need us. But we don't need you. Bow down, niggers. White master race.

Soyteen advice for alpha male

Me and my New waifu, Met her on a dating app called Amazon, I had such good experiences with her, she was like any other White girl N.E.E.T. who only watches Polish Propaganda and Chinese cartoons. I took her to my local Liberal town Resturant and buyed her a snickers Bae, I later fed her and rubbed her mouth with it like a Lube , she chewed the chocolate bar 🍫 and looked like a Indian girl after I did that, What happened, She was not Cherry White anymore. I decided to call her Madeline Fags, as her red hair and poopy skin reminded me of a cigar(fag) and her real name was Madeleine Fogg or some smelly French SHIRT. Always I went back home and got dirty looks from the ghetto and oppressed Black Men in the industrial neighborhood, they probably didn't like my politically incorrect minion goggles or something? I went home and decided to go on my doll unconsented Kuz of bordem, she didn't care. I later unboxed my new Nintendo game, Dream Daddy, a queer classic, Madeline did not look like she had boobs, although she had no sonny bones so she a cunt. I leave her by herself to do whatever she wants on my apple Mac, and eat French Fries, what are your thoughts on her

Dear niggers,

How does it make you feel knowing our big, creamy, white dicks are what your women crave, niggers? Women simply don't want shit-coloured penises; that's a fact. Who'd want to suck on a piece of shit unless they had some sort of scat fetish? Face it, niggers, your futile attempts at cucking us is making you look desperate and in dire need of pussy. But you won't get any. Not a single woman, white or black, wants black dick unless they have a mental disorder. Everyone wants our creamy white dick. No, not want, they NEED our creamy white dick. Even if your birth defected penises are an inch or two longer, most women will still prefer ours. Why? Because we know how to use it, and it doesn't look like something she just shat out 10 minutes prior.

You niggers have attempted to reverse the roles given to you by society, but your rusty chains remain because you simply don't have enough intelligent thought to understand what kind of hornets nest you're prodding your shit-dicks into. That's the stuff you niggers have wet dreams over; imagining fucking your master's wives, sisters and mothers because it's what we've done to you for so long. It's understandable really, you just want a little piece of the cake, but like a dog, you will remain on the floor and receive only tidbits we throw your way. And that's only if you're lucky.

All two ounces of your nigger brain is fighting against what we're doing, but you can't stop us. We already won hundreds of years ago, and your women are thankful for us. We provide them with homes, infrastructure, water, electricity, and of course, our creamy, white cocks, which they love to suck on. Take a look at Africa; when we freed you niggers and let you be, your wasteland became worse; plagued with disease and drought; poorly built shanty houses made from shit and twigs. You can't even get a clean source of water. This is irrefutable evidence as to why you need us. But we don't need you.

Bow down, niggers. White master race.

You are so stupid it's genuinely absurd

You are so stupid it's genuinely absurd, it's like watching some idiot with down syndrome yell "POOP POOP SHIT IM A FUCKING DUMBASS HEHEHEHE" and then laughing to thesmelves because "the normal people cant understand me" being an incomprtehensible fucking idiot doesn't make you superior to anyone in any way. You have done literally nothing to me. Yeah, I'm mad, so what? I should be mad that people like you are allowed to form communities and pull stunts like this. I should be mad you were groomed into whatever the fuck it is you believe with ironic memes in the first place. Me being upset over what is essentially thinly veiled harassment doesnt vindicate you at all.

Lee Lingo

>die
>burn
>bleed
>kys
>slit your throat
>Die out
>Die in pain
>Die painfully
>Die you fucking Barneyfag
>Die you degenerate Barneyfag
>Get killed
>Drink bleach
>Hang yourself
>Kill yourself
>Swallow lead
>Shoot yourself
>I want you fucking dead
>I hope you die
>Jump off a cliff
>Bleed yourself dry
>Dump yourself into a river
>Break yourself apart
>Stab your eyes out
>Become an ISIS victim
>Hack yourself apart
>You won't be great
>I'd hate to be you
>Your life is shallow
>For some reason, you thought that posting this would put you on the moral high ground.
>For some reason, you thought that posting this would be an epic BTFOing of who you're attacking.
>I want to remind everyone that you felt that forcing people to look at this would make them sympathize with your "cause".
>FUCKING DIE.
>AND BLEED TO DEATH.
>HOW HARD IS IT FOR YOU FAGS TO LET GO OF YOUR SHITTY CHILDRENS SHOW
>YOU'LL BE FUCKING HANGED
>YOU'LL BE MURDERED IN COLD BLOOD
>YOU'LL BE TAKEN OUT AND FUCKING SHOT
>YOU'LL BE FUCKING EVISCERATED
>YOU'LL BE STABBED IN THE FUCKING THROAT
>YOU'LL BE LEFT FOR DEAD
>YOU'LL BE FUCKING EXECUTED
>YOU'LL BE FUCKING NAILED TO BURNING CROSSES
>YOU'LL BE FUCKING TORCHED
>YOU'LL BE FUCKING ABACINATED
>YOU'LL BE FUCKING BURNED ALIVE
>YOU'LL BE FUCKING BEATEN TO SHIT
>YOU'LL BE FUCKING CHOKED OUT
>OREGON WILL BE NUKED CC
>SISTERS WILL BE NUKED CC
>YOU'LL BE DROWNED IN THE FUCKING THAMES BRITISH SCUM
>YOU'LL BE DROPPED OFF BIG BEN BRITISH SCUM
>LONDON WILL BE FUCKING NUKED BRITISH SCUM
>YOU'LL BE DROPPED OFF THE EIFFEL TOWER FILTHY FRANC
>YOU'LL BE DROWNED IN THE FUCKING SEINE FILTHY FRANC
>THE OUTBACK WILL BE FUCKING NUKED AUSFREAK
>YOU'LL BE DROPPED OFF THE Q1 AUSFREAK
>Fuck off vendettafag, stop harassing me
>NECK YOURSELF JUSTPASSINGTHROUGH
>BUTCHER YOURSELF ESL RETARD
>OH, I FUCKING UNDERSTAND. I FUCKING UNDERSTAND YOU WANT TO ELIMINATE THE WORLD OF ANY ANTI-BRONIES, OR ANYONE WHO SHOWS ANY REMOTE DISINTEREST IN THE SHOW SO YOU CAN SHAME THEM UNTIL THEY BECOME FANS OR THEY START SPAMMING MLP EVERYWHERE LIKE YOU DO. IT'S AN INSIDIOUS FUCKING AGENDA THAT'LL LEAVE YOU AS A COLD DEAD PIECE OF MEAT
>GO SHOOT UP A FUCKING SCHOOL IF YOU'RE SO FIRM IN YOUR BELIEF THAT THE WAY TO REALLY MAKE IT IN LIFE IS TO GET PEOPLE AS RILED UP AS POSSIBLE. BECAUSE APPARENTLY, BY YOUR FUCKING STANDARDS, YOU'LL BE HEAVEN'S DIVINE GRACE BY SHOOTING A BUNCH OF FUCKING CHILDREN. THEN YOU'LL GET A BUNCH OF FUCKING PEOPLE GIVING YOU "LE EBIN REACTIONS", AND IT MIGHT GET YOU FUCKING KILLED AS WELL
>YOU CLEARLY CAN'T SEE LIFE BEYOND "DURR MLP GREAT! BRONIES GOOD! NORMIES BAD!" IT'S AN INSIDIOUS AGENDA THAT'LL LEAVE YOU DEAD.
>I DON'T BELIEVE THAT BULLSHIT FOR A FUCKING SECOND GIVEN HOW YOU BELIEVE HER LIFE'S WORK IS WHAT GIVES YOUR LIFE YOUR VERY SHALLOW "PURPOSE", AND IT'LL LEAD TO YOUR FUCKING RUIN
>THE FACT THAT YOU FUCKING THINK YOU'RE SOMEHOW JUSTIFIED ENOUGH IN SPAMMING YOUR GARBAGE TO BOAST ABOUT IT, EVEN IGNORING THE COMPLAINTS LEVERAGED BY THOSE WHO DON'T WANT TO INVOLVE THEMSELVES WITH YOU REALLY SHOWS HOW MUCH OF AN INSIPID BEING YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH TRYING TO CONVERT THE WHOLE FUCKING WORLD TO YOUR GARBAGE FANBASE. YOU THINK THE WHOLE ENTIRE WORLD SHOULD BE SATURATED IN NOTHING BUT MLP. TO YOU, IT ISN'T EVEN ENOUGH THAT PEOPLE CAN'T JUST NOT LIKE IT, APPARENTLY YOU THINK THOSE WHO DON'T LIKE IT NEED TO HAVE IT FORCED UPON THEM AND THAT THOSE WHO FURTHER DISSENT WILL HAVE DEFAMOUS PHOTOSHOPS PROLIFERATED OF THEM FOR THE REST OF THEIR LIVES. THIS IS ALL YOU EVER THINK ABOUT, THIS IS ALL YOU EVER WANT ANYTHING TO BE, TO YOU EVERYTHING SHOULD REVOLVE AROUND MLP AND LITERALLY NOTHING ELSE. YOU THINK IT'S THE ONLY THING ANYONE SHOULD EVER WATCH. YOU THINK THE WORST PEOPLE IN THE WORLD ARE THOSE WHO DON'T LIKE THE SHOW. THE ONLY ACCOMPLISHMENTS YOU CAN EVER BOAST ABOUT ARE SPREADING THIS GARBAGE TO THE POINT WHERE OTHER PEOPLE REPOST THEM, AND YOU'RE PROMOTING THIS AS A WAY OF LIFE THAT PEOPLE SHOULD BE LIVING. YOUR EXISTENCE REVOLVES ONLY AROUND BEING A MALICIOUS SCUMBAG, AND IF YOU DIED IN AN ACCIDENT TOMORROW, WHICH I HOPE HAPPENS, I WILL NOT SHED A FUCKING TEAR
>NO, FUCK YOU AND DIE
>EAT SHIT AND KYS
>BLEED YOUR FUCKING BLOOD OUT
>DROWN YOURSELF IN ACID
>BREAK YOUR FUCKING SPINE
>BLEED YOURSELF DRY
>CHOKE ON YOUR BLOOD YOU LITERAL WASTE OF LIFE
>HAVE YOUR FUCKING LIMBS TORN OFF
>DRINK BLEACH AND DIE OF INFECTION
>LITERALLY TEAR YOUR ORGANS OUT
>PUT YOURSELF IN A FUCKING WOOD CHIPPER
>SWALLOW LEAD
>DUMP YOURSELF INTO A RIVER
>EXECUTE YOURSELF
>SLICE YOURSELF OPEN
>STAB YOUR EYES OUT
>BREAK YOUR FUCKING BONES
>GET EVISCERATED
>JUMP OFF A FUCKING CLIFF
>FALL FROM THE TOP OF A SKYSCRAPER
>COMMIT AN HERO
>SHOOT YOURSELF IN THE FUCKING TEMPLE
>SKIN YOURSELF ALIVE
>BECOME DEAD
>DRAIN THE BLOOD OUT OF YOUR VESSELS
>PULL YOUR EYES OUT OF THEIR FUCKING SOCKETS
>GET LOCKED IN A FUCKING CASKET
>BRING YOURSELF TO DEATH
>HACK YOURSELF APART
>FORCE YOURSELF INTO GAS CHAMBERS
>SPILL YOUR BLOOD
>CHOP YOUR HEAD OFF
>GET RUN OVER BY A PICKUP TRUCK
>JUMP IN FRONT OF AN ONCOMING SUBWAY TRAIN
>GET EATEN BY PIRANHAS
>MAKE YOUR DEATH HAPPEN
>TAKE A BULLET TO YOUR FUCKING CHEST
>GET HANGED FROM A FUCKING NOOSE
>INCINERATE YOURSELF
>COLLAPSE YOUR LUNGS
>TURN YOURSELF INTO CHARS
>THROW YOURSELF INTO AN ACID LAKE

Lee Lingo 2

>Hang yourself shill
>I can't wait for the day your skull is cracked you piece of shit
>Nice way to make not people like you, you literal cretin.
>Fucking drink a gallon of Scope.
>At least I'm not a literal degenerate shill like you are.
>Please have your fucking limbs cut off.
>I just wish you would get fucking gutted you goddamn abomination
>Please have your fucking tongue cut off and shoved down your throat so that you fucking choke on it and suffocate you literal waste of life.
>It's absolutely stunning how the thought of someone cutting off your fingers with an axe so no one has to look at your drivel again escapes your thought process.
>I don't give a fuck, your endless shilling is calling for someone to cut open your stomach and strangling you with your own intestines.
>I think looking at your arrogance should hopefully be a crucial reminder to people why they need to cut off your arms and legs and beat you to death with them.
>You're just asking for someone to pour a full tank of lighter fluid onto your body, with a lit match following shortly, and then you feel the pain of the heat burning your flesh off your human frame.
>The fact that you haven't somehow ended up getting into a car crash with shards of glass intensely piercing your body and slicing through your organs is a testament to how there is no justice in this world.
>It's shit like this that already makes me want to crush your fucking kneecaps with an aluminium baseball bat.
>At this point, there is no reason someone shouldn't be tearing your lungs out of your chest simply to watch you run out of oxygen you fucking piece of shit
>You're not one to talk, you're literally trying to shill a garbage show for toddlers where it's not wanted, literal cancer of humanity.
>You're the kind of shit that no one wants to clean up, but they have to do it knowing that it would make the world a better place, and when you're done with, the world WILL be a better place.
>If anything, at the end of the day, you're the one who deserves to be in the electric chair for just being a complete stain on society. You will be the one who watches the lights dim as your life ends.
>At the end of the day, all this will lead to is another footnote as a brony horror story as to why you're literal subhumans, and another reason as to why no one should ever associate with your cult.
>Let me just say that when the day of the rope comes, you will be first in line, and the world will rejoice knowing that you have been finally been purged of your life.
>The fact that you're even perpetuating virtual warfare like this is absolutely fucking petty and is only an indicator of your OWN priorities, simply because I'm just telling you to fuck off, as the mods have done for many years. And guess what, if this is the shit that you'll pull, then they have every reason to.
>If anything, that's only showing the lack of self-control that YOU have, that YOU can't keep to yourself, that YOU can't respect other's spaces, that YOU think the world revolves around you to the point where you think everyone needs to comply with what you think, that YOU are the real problem.
>Historically, mods have never really cared about /qa/ too much, mainly because it's just a dumping ground for people to get their complaints about the site out of the way, but they'll come by and take a look at the shit you're pulling, and they'll clean your shit up good.
>There's still a minimum level of decency, and they still realize that your shit has no place here.
>They'll delete your bullshit, along with others who spam here. Please die, you waste of life shill.
>I'm just wishing that your face would get torn off for being the shit stain you are.
>The way things are, you pieces of shit have no place here.
>Just accept that's not going to change any time soon, and know your place.
>No one would've given a fuck if that ban-evading Argentinian pedophile didn't have a fucking problem with me, and generally, he had already been shitting up the site for quite a while at that point. He clearly cared way too fucking much.

Total Nigga Cancelation

Cancel niggas ❌. Demontime on niggas 👿😠. Drop niggas to Waffle Houses 🏪. Kobe a nigga into the trashcan 🖐. Bussify niggas hair wit the zoomer perm 💇‍♂️. Discord pack niggas 🔥. Scam niggas 🏧. Get sturdy on a nigga 🕺. Clip niggas fade line 💈. Trail a nigga like Animan 👨👨‍🦰👨. Noclip niggas to the Backrooms 🌽. Crossover a nigga's ankles 🏀. Cut of a niggas beatswitch 🎧. Provoke niggas into skill issue vibes 🗣. Fade niggas than a hoe 👧. Send niggas to Ohio 💀💀. Feed niggas Pink Sauce 🍶. Dox a nigga IP address 🏡. Pop a cap in a nigga's ass 🔫. Slide in a nigga's mom's DMs 👩‍🦱. Threaten niggas in Minecraft ⛏. Thugify niggas zoom meetings 📲🤙. Leak a nigga mixtape 🎼. Bang a nigga's shawty 😻. Rate nigga albums mid 🔢. Upload niggas to WorldStar 🎙⭐. Snatch niggas from the Victory Royale 🏆. Rizz a nigga sidehoe 💅🏿💋. Ruin niggas vibes 😡. Fry niggas alive the Ocky Way 👨‍🍳🗽. Destroy niggas attention span 😪🛏. Steal niggas sneakers 👟👟. Diss on a nigga's fake Yeezys 😂🤣. Hit a devious lick on niggas 👿. Pull up on niggas wit the stick 🏑. Hijack niggas whips wit a charging cable 🚗.

Appletun plushie

>WHY YES I DO FUCKING HAVE A COLLECTION OF APPLETUN PLUSHIES AT HOME

>HOPEFULLY JAMAL WILL LET ME BUY ANOTHER CUTE HECKING APPLE BOI PLUSHIE THROUGH AMAZON PRIME WHILE DRIVING HIS FAT BLACK BULL THROUGH MY WIFE'S BLOWN OUT MEATBALL SUB

>OH MY F*CK MEGAN I KNOW YOU'RE OCCUPIED WITH TAKING MY GOOD BUDDY, JAMAL DANIEL-SHANIQUES' BLACK SUCCULENT THROBBING COCK RIGHT NOW BUT OH MY FUCKING SCIENCE I JUST BOUGHT THE CHONKIEST HECKIN APPLETUN PLUSHIE IN COURTESY OF MY COLLECTION OF APPLETUN PLUSHIES

>SHAMAL I DIDN'T PAY YOU TO JUST STAND AROUND I PAID YOU TO ADMIRE MY COLLECTION OF APPLETUN PLUSHIES AND FUCK MY WIFE you dumb fucking NIGGER!!!!!!!!!!!!

>YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT I SAID IT JAMAL!!!!! My APPLETUN PLUSHIES flow through my viens!!!!!

>ain't scared of you nigga boy!!! jiggaboo! black sonsabitch! yeah come get me tyrone!! you may fuck my wife with your BBC but as long as-

>*choke* ja-*choke* jama-*choke* jamal please let me go i didn't mean to call *choke* you *choking* please let go jamal you're not a nigger-OWWW no...no jamal please nooo not my collection of appletun funko pop collection nooooooo DON'T SMASH IT NOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOO YOU DUMB FUCKING NIGGER JAMAL WHAT HAVE YOU DONE NOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT MY HECKIN APPLE BOI NOOOOOOO JAMAL YOU FUCKING NIGGER NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THIS CAN'T BE FUCKING HAPPENING NOOOOO NIGGERNNIGERRNIGERNGIERNGINIGER NIGGERNIGGGGGGGGGGGERNIGGER

99 Words For Coons

Jigs and nogs and boons and groids, blackamoors and picka ninnies, moving targets, liver lippers jungle bunnies, farm equipment, rubber lips and snake head slaves, eggplant porters and gator bait. Every day I probably use, 99 words for coons. Brillo heads and congoloids, crips and bloods, blackie boys, cotton pickers, monkey shufflers, Obama’s sons and bootlip shuckers. Shit lip shitskins swing from trees apes and filthy chimpanzees, bongo thumpers, cranial pubes. 99 words for coons. Fecal crackheads, nigger fail, gutter monkey, sheboon whales, lips like saucers, traffic stoppers, knuckle draggers, niglet ploppers, brillos, moolies, octaroonies, concrete domes and marching looties, pimped out caddies, red ass boons. 99 words for coons. Midnight cricket, old sambo, redbone hoes and potato nose, jiggers, noggers, nigger knockers, bucks and screaming ghetto lobster, africooners, afro sheen, piles of shit and welfare queens, jenkem huffers, spoonbill boon. 99 words for coons. Chainlink jumpers, bluegum humpers, garbage baggy niglet dumpers, fecalrillas, looter coonday, high yellows hating mondays. Congo bongos, kaffir skin, rockfish season, jigs can’t swim. There’s lots of names for nigs, it’s true. You will learn to hate those coons too.

Die Ausfag

You literal nigger. You subhuman baboon. You literal nigger.

How dare you speak, you swarthy jungle monkey. How dare you open your big lipped, rim encrusted, menthol cigarette smelling mouth?

You are human trash, Bruce Nigel LeNaur de Downunder. Universally despised, derided and mocked. Your nationality and skin tone offers no hope to the world that Australia can ever prosper. Crawl back in to the Papuan jungle you came out of, you literal orangutan.

Take your black hairy fingers off your keyboard, and never talk about the human species again, you mockery of our supposed shared ancestor.. No amount of olive oil and wheat flour slabbed on your face every morning will make you white. It's about as delusional of an idea as your daydreams of European heritage.

You nigger.

You make India look like a beacon of civilisation.

You are the Baltimore of Oceania.

Go fertilise the outback with you and your families corpses, its the best you can hope for in life. For the first time in your life, nigger, you have a job making food for beings vastly superior to yourself. New Zealandic cattle. Coincidentally, it would be the first time an Australian "man" provided for a family.

Die, Bruce. No one would miss you. Except for Australian Aboriginals, who now would have no one to make them look good.

BLACK FUTURE

The year is 2045. The southern United States lives under BLACK RULE. All white males are sissified. White women live to serve BLACK KINGS in vast reproduction facilities. Welcome to America's BLACK FUTURE.

Alex Lang remembers life before the revolution – before the government-issued hormones, the sissy wigs, frilly lingerie, and mandatory chastity. He lives on the war-torn outskirts of New Africa, where he hides his beautiful blonde step-sister Kaylee from the clutches of the brutal New African army.

As musclebound black soldiers prowl the countryside searching for fertile white women, Alex will stop at nothing to protect sweet Kaylee's purity. In his pink-and-blue wig, flirty sissy skirt, and fishnet stockings, Alex gives his tender white body to a gang of pitiless black alpha soldiers: the ultimate act of courage and sacrifice. But is sissy Alex prepared for the overwhelming demonstration of power and domination? The encounter brings him face-to-face with his worst fears... and his most unspeakable sissy fantasies.

Acclaimed author and pro domme Whitney Ryan presents a tantalizingly political vision of the future. Her powerful, vivid, fly-on-the-wall passages of three-on-one interracial man-on-sissy action push the boundaries of sensual fiction. The BLACK KINGS have their way with Alex's sissy body, pumping and pounding and cursing through one of the hottest gang scenes in the history of the genre. And interspersed throughout the sizzling prose, a suspenseful narrative full of imaginative world-building unfolds.

Experience the true power of black bulls in black jackboots. Prepare to pay the ultimate reparations. Explore the mind-bending world of BLACK FUTURE, the first book in Whitney Ryan's brand new series.

Kill Frogtroons

Kill frogtroons, cut frogtroons in half, stab frogtroons to death behead frogtroons rape frogsissies run over frogtroons with a steam roller, shove rocks into frogtroons colocas, kill frogtrannies, roundhouse kick frogtrannies into compromised ponds, poison frogtroon swamps with aids, turn frogtroons into sissy sluts for big soy cock through estrogen and hormones in their water supply, buck break frogtroons until their green bussies pop, make frogtroons fall into giant machines that send them to the plates of frenchoids, make frogtroons watch each boil in the pots, boil frogtroons, eat frogtroons alive, rape frogtroon women with bsc, stab frogtroons, expose frogtroons nigger dick spamming history, delete frogtroons discord acounts, delete frogtrannies script bots with malware, jump-kick frogtroons into electric fences, push frog-trannies into saw-mills, decapitate frog-trannies and skull-fuck their eyesockets, assrape a frogtroon and put vaseline on your penis and then slid it in and out until the frogtroon sharts xershelf, run frog-troons over with a combine harvester, toss a frog-troon into boiling acid, cut off a frog-troons hands, rape aspie, kill behead and murder frog-trannies children, decapitate frog-troons, cut out a frog-trannies innards, smash the skull of a frog-troon, make frog-trannies play russian roulette, force the WEF and dr.fauci to give a frog-trannies monkeypox, replace Frog-trannies meals with MSG spiked slop to make their sperm count lower, use a voodo-doll on a frogtranny, uppercut frogtrannies into industrial equpiment, impale frog-trannies on a spike, freeze frog-trannies hands and shatter them with a hammer, remove a frog-trannies senses, cut off a frog-trannies nose, decapitate frog-trannies with a weed whacker, pour poison into a frog-trannies open mouth while they're sleeping, slam dunk a frog-troon's off-spring into a lawnmower 's path, introduce hostile predators into a frog-troons habitat, gouge out a frog-trannies eyes and replace them with fecal matter, hang a frog tranny with their disemboweled intestines

SCIENCE: BELIEVED

>SCIENCE: BELIEVED
>RENT: PAID
>TWITTER SCREENSHOT THREAD: POSTED
>SOIJAK THREAD: REPORTED
>NETFLIX: CHILLED
>VASECTOMY: RECOVERING
>REDDIT: GILDED AND GOLDED
>COMPUTER: MAC
>WIFE: BLACKED
>WALLS: EXPOSED BRICK
>NINTENDO SWITCH ONLINE EXPANSION PACK: PURCHASED
>T: LOW
>MEAT: IMPOSSIBLE
>MOUTH: AGAPE
>FACIAL HAIR: SCRAGGLY
>WATER: FLUORIDATED
>DEMOCRATIC CANDIDATE: VOTED
>ANTIDEPRESSANTS: PRESCRIBED
>COOKIES: ACCEPTED
>LGBT: ALLIED
>GPS LOCATION: ON
>BLACK LIVES: MATTER
>SUBSCRIPTION IPA: SIPPING
>HOT SAUCE: ACQUIRED!
>NINTENDO SWITCH OLED POKéMON SCARLET AND VIOLET LIMITED EDITION: PREORDERED!!!!!

SCIENCE: BELIEVED 2

>SCIENCE: BELIEVED
>TECHNOLOGY: AMAZING
>FAITH: SPIRITUAL BUT NON-PRACTICING
>RENT: PAID
>MONEY: DIGITAL
>OWN: NOTHING
>STATUS: HAPPY
>TWITTER SCREENSHOT THREAD: POSTED
>SOIJAK THREAD: REPORTED
>JANNIES: PAID
>VASECTOMY: RECOVERING
>VACCINES: BOOSTED
>VACCINE PASS: REGISTERED
>ACCOUNT: SYNCED
>REDDIT: GILDED & GOLDED
>MUSIC: SPOTIFY
>NETFLIX: CHILLED
>YOUTUBE: PREMIUM
>AMAZON: PRIME
>COMPUTER: MAC
>CELLULAR: IPHONE
>OS: UPDATED DAILY
>DATA: STREAMED
>STORAGE: CLOUD
>COOKIES: ACCEPTED
>TV: SMART
>GPS LOCATION: ON
>ADS: WATCHED
>CAR: EV SUBSCRIPTION
>WIFE: BLACKED
>CHILD: STEP & ADOPTED
>REFUGEES: SHELTERED
>WALLS: EXPOSED BRICK
>NINTENDO SWITCH ONLINE EXPANSION PACK: PURCHASED
>GAME: PASS
>T: LOW
>MEAT: IMPOSSIBLE
>STEAK: BLUE RARE
>COFFEE: FAIR TRADE
>CHOCOLATE: WHITE
>MILK: ALMOND OAT
>PROTEIN: BUGS
>COOKING OIL: SEED
>WATER: FLUORIDATED
>FACE: MASKED
>MOUTH: AGAPE
>FACIAL HAIR: SCRAGGLY
>EYESIGHT: BAD
>CURRENT THINGS: SUPPORTED
>DEMOCRATIC CANDIDATE: VOTED
>INFLATION: GOOD
>CLIMATE CHANGE INITIATIVE: PLEDGED
>LGBT: ALLIED
>BLACK LIVES: MATTER
>ALL COPS: ARE BASTARD
>NATIONAL FLAG: STOMPED & BURNED
>ANTIDEPRESSANTS: PRESCRIBED
>SUBSCRIPTION IPA: SIPPING
>HOT SAUCE: ACQUIRED!

I'm ashamed to be black.

Black guy here.

So I've made this post that you all probably won't give much of a shit about but here it is.

I'm ashamed to be black. I feel like shit being black.

For anyone who wants to use calling me a coon, sellout, agent, Uncle Tom, blah, blah, fuck off. Go back to your ass-clapping negresses.

It seems like I can never hear black people doing anything positive anymore. Niggers have to ruin shit. Niggers have to do what niggers do best.

What got meat this moment was this:

http://abc13.com/news/us-marshals-nab-man-accused-of-fatally-stabbing-boy/1343138/

Aside from the fact that the 11-year-old kid was Mexican, this nigger, this dumb fucking thug stabbed him to death. For no reason. He had no motive. He just killed a kid and ran off.

So, I have no intention of being a poster boy for the black community because I'm smarter than most of them. And it gives me migraines to think that all the general black community can do at this point is race-bait, sell drugs, kill for petty to no reason, shoot hoops, beat people up, eat fried chicken all the time, embrace the stereotype and saying "we wuz kingz", when the "speakers" of this shitty community include the faggot Gazi Kodzo and the Jamar Clark "JarJarDinduNuffin" crowd and when more and more black people are becoming SJWs and teaching about "white privilege" in universities instead of taking responsibility for their own fucking actions and solving the real problem.

As the liberal and SJW crowd continues to expand itself, I feel left out. As someone wanting Trump to win this election, niggers hate me, spics hate me, women hate me. /Pol/ probably hates me to an extent. And I just want to cry in a corner in my bedroom like a faggot knowing this shit is happening and it influences people that have a terrible influence on my childhood and college year, ruining it for the sake of pushing an agenda and keeping black people "with themselves".

So fuck niggers. It's pointless to defend them, help them or marry them.

Zoomer Moment

L + don’t care + didn’t ask + cry about it + who asked + stay mad + get real + bleed + mald seethe cope harder + dilate + incorrect + hoes mad + pound sand + basic skill issue + typo + ur dad left + you fell off + no u + the audacity + triggered + repelled + ur a minor + k. + any askers + get a life + ok and? + cringe + copium + go outside + touch grass + kick rocks + quote tweet + think again + not based + not funny didn’t laugh + social credits -999, 999, 999, 999 + get good + reported + ad hominem + ok boomer + small pp + ur allergic to sunlight + GG! + get rekt + trolled + your loss + muted + banned + kicked + permaban + useless + i slept with ur mom + yo momma + yo momma so fat + redpilled + no bitches allowed + i said it better + tiktok fan + get a life + unsubscribed + plundered + go tell reddit + donowalled + simp + get sticked bug LOL + talk nonsense + trump supporter + your’re a full time discord mod + you’re* + grammar issue + nerd + get clapped + kys + lorem ipsum dolor sit amet + go outside + bleach + lol + gay + retard + autistic + reported + ask deez + ez clap + straight cash + idgaf + ratio again + stay mad + read FAQ + youre lost + you “re” + stay pressed + reverse double take back + pedophile + cancelled + done for + don't give a damn + get a job + sus + baka + sussy baka + get blocked + mad free + freer than air + furry + rip bozo + you're a (insert stereotype) + slight_smile + aired + cringe again + Super Idol的笑容 + mad cuz bad + my pronouns are xe, xem & xyr + irrelevant + deal with it + screencapped your bio + karen/kyle + jealous + you're deaf + balls + i'll be right back + go ahead whine about it + not straight + eat paper + you lose + count to three + your problem + no one cares + log off + don't care even more + sex offender + sex defender + get religion + not okay + glhf + NFT owner + you make bad memes + problematic + fall in line + dog water + you look like a wall + you don’t know 2 + 2 with yo head ass + you are going to my cringe compilation + you can’t count to five + try again + you failed kindergarten + rickrolled + no lifer + guten freunden schickt man einen deutschen panzer + you have a anime profile picture + an* + fatherless + motherless + sisterless + brotherless + orphan + you can't catch this ratio + catch some bitches + I don't care about your opinion + genshin player + you dress like garbage + 日本語がお上手ですね + get fucked + you can’t understand what the word intelligence means with your dumb ass + you have hair + queued + put some thought into what you're going to do with that + stfu + go to bed + yes, i'm taller than you + i think your joke is funny + i rejected your mother's advances + marooned + you can’t read + I win + final ratio

I just bumo'd this bread

I just bumo'd this bread.

FAQ
What does this mean?
Your bread is now at the top of the catalog, page one.

Why did you do this?
There are several reasons I may bumo a bread to be worthy of a bump. These include, but are not limited to:

high effort bread
gemmy posts
original sharty content

Am I promoted on soyjak.party?
No - not yet. But you should continue to bake breads like this in the future. Otherwise I will be forced to issue a formal ban request to the multiple moderators that I know, which may put your replying and posting privileges in jeopardy.

I don't believe my bread deserves a bumo reply. Can you un-bumo it?
Sure, mistakes happen. But unfortunately, it is impossible to undo it. Even if it was possible, I would only do it in exceedingly rare circumstances If you would like to issue a good natured apology, create a bread with the title “bumo ban”. I tend to respond to threads within several minutes. Do note, however, that over 99.9% of apologies are rejected, and yours is likely no exception.

How can I prevent this from happening in the future?
Accept the bumo reply and move on. Here's something to take into consideration: your behavior is exceptional on soyjak.party. I will continue to issue bumo replies on similar breads unless post quality reduces. Remember: soyjak.party is privilege, not a right.

I just saged this thread

I just saged this thread.

FAQ
What does this mean?
The amount of bumps (points) on your thread account has not increased by my reply.

Why did you do this?
There are several reasons I may deem a thread to be unworthy of a bump. These include, but are not limited to:

low effort bait
neutral coal blogpost
trannycord astroturfing

Am I banned from soyjak.party?
No - not yet. But you should refrain from making threads like this in the future. Otherwise I will be forced to issue a formal ban request to the multiple moderators that I know, which may put your replying and posting privileges in jeopardy.

I don't believe my thread deserves a saged reply. Can you un-sage it?
Sure, mistakes happen. But unfortunately, it is impossible to undo it. Even if it was possible, I would only do it in exceedingly rare circumstances If you would like to issue a good natured apology, create a thread with the title “sage unban”. I tend to respond to threads within several minutes. Do note, however, that over 99.9% of apologies are rejected, and yours is likely no exception.

How can I prevent this from happening in the future?
Accept the saged reply and move on. But learn from this mistake: your behavior will not be tolerated on soyjak.party. I will continue to issue saged replies on similar threads until you improve your conduct. Remember: soyjak.party is privilege, not a right.

I just saged your post

You've been saged.

I just saged your post.

FAQ

Q:What does this mean?
A:I replied to your thread without bumping it.

Q:Why did you do this?
A:There are several reasons I may deem a comment to be unworthy of a bump. These include, but are not limited to:
Rudeness towards other 4channers, Spreading incorrect information, Sarcasm not correctly flagged with /s.

Q: Am I banned from 4channel?
A: No - not yet. But you should refrain from making comments like this in the future. Otherwise I will be forced to issue an additional sage, which may put your commenting and posting privileges in jeopardy.

Q: I don't believe my post deserved a sage. Can you un-sage it?
A: Sure, mistakes happen. But only in exceedingly rare circumstances will I undo a sage. If you would like to issue an appeal, shoot me a (You) explaining what I got wrong. I tend to respond to (You)s within several minutes. Do note, however, that over 99.9% of sage appeals are rejected, and yours is likely no exception.

Q: How can I prevent this from happening in the future?
A: Accept the sage and move on. But learn from this mistake; your behavior will not be tolerated on 4channel.org. I will continue to issue sages until you improve your conduct. Remember: The use of 4channel is a privilege, not a right.

Saged, reported, etc

Saged, reported, hidden, called the mods, emailed moot, emailed the admin, called the cops, called the state police, called the county sheriff, called your ISP, called the District Attorney, called Interpol, called the NYPD, called the State Attorney, called the LAPD, called Child Protective Services called the FBI, called US Homeland Security, called the CIA, called the NSA, called the US Marshals, called the local courthouse, called your State Constable, called London Metropolitan Police, called the German Police, called the TSA, called the US President, called the attorney general, called the National Guard, called the US marines, called the US Navy, called the US Air Force, called the US army, called the Royal Navy, called the governor of every state, called the Federal Air Marshals, called every sheriff deputy, called the Coast Guard, called the US Customs and Border Protection, called the RCMP, called every park ranger, called the mayor of every city in France, called the British Army, called the Queen, called NATO, called the Russian Air Force, called the Federal flight deck officers, called the UN, called the Corrections Department for every state, called the Australian Federal Police, called SWAT, called the Supreme Court, called the Mexican Police, called the White House, called the DEA, called the inspector general, called the Secret Service, called CNN, called ABC, called the vice president, called the senators for every state, called congress, called the pope, called CHP, called the Department of Fish and Wildlife for every state, called the internet police, called the US Capitol Police, and called the Party Van.

I just broke this threads hymen

First reply, I just broke this threads hymen.
Anyone else who posts after me is getting my sloppy seconds, my leftovers.
Just remember that the first reply is the most special reply and you'll never experience this thread the way I did and this thread will never feel the way it felt about me about you.
Its over, you might as well just go post on reddit and talk about how much of a "man" you are for replying on a thread that I pumped and dumped. Have fun with my scraps, cucks.

DEAR NIGGERS

DEAR NIGGERS,

Face the facts, NIGGERS, your race is a failed race because you’re a feckless, unruly, uncivilised horde of feral proto-humans. You never figured out how to live in a society bigger than one or two squabbling families. Starting thousands of years ago, everyone else on this planet without exception did – they invented religion, the idea of law, and the ideas of property and respect for the value of human life. This enabled tribes to coalesce into bigger groups and become organised. The rest is history, or rather civilisation.

But your lot never did this, did they? Abstract thought and problem- solving have never been the black man’s strengths, have they? Did they invent a long-lived and intellectually coherent religion? Nope. Did they ever build a city? Nope. Did they even invent bricks? Nope (the reason there’s no Stonehenge in Africa is because it took more than 20 people to move the slabs of rock – clearly a non-starter in Africa, where assembling more than 20 niggers normally results in a war). Did they till the land? Nope. Did they domesticate an animal for their use? Nope. Did they invent a written language? Nope. Did they invent the wheel? Mainly, nope. Were they curious enough about what lay out across the sea to sail upon it? Nope.

Whenever blacks achieve a certain critical mass numerically in a pre- existing non-black society, they start to exhibit their natural feral behaviour and to turn their environment back into a recognisably African, essentially Stone Age one. Thus, Africa has the jungle; black enclaves have “da ‘hood.” Large groups of “African-Americans” at liberty in the west actually deliberately break themselves down into smaller, tribal hordes, because they feel uneasy in and unaccustomed to a larger society. Negro gangs of twenty to fifty individuals assert their rights to “tag” other people’s property through gang violence, but fail to co-operate otherwise.

Twitter

this is the first and only time I'll be posting on here. i found this site using twitter and came here because i wanted to find more funny wojacks. but i came to an unpleasant surprise. blatant. blatant. transphobia. im a transwoman myself so this is highly offensive. how can you guys live with yourselfs

please faggot

please faggot... Please fucking die...... Just fucking die forever you faggot... Kill yourself you stupid retard faggot... you piece of shit

Bix Nood

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mup da dooo bim tum dat muh fugga bix nood wat da dood ass mutha fucka da dum to tum to that coppa ho that dude bix nood coppa that hoe muthafuckin slop nigger

cof fin dub do bo ho ass mutha fucka mup da doo les me ask yo muthafugga bo bin a qus tun muhfugga

cof bin bo ho dat ass muhfugga bin bo dat shieeet my nigger what da fucka dat bo bin shieeet co bin bo dat what ever the fuck what da doo boo baht wup dat bo bin dat co muhfugga

Top 10 Niggers

It's time for another top 10 list, today we'll be looking at the top 10 niggers of all time

Number 10: Obama

Number 9: Michael Jackson

Number 8: Tyrone Niggerson

Number 7: Jamal McBlackdick

Number 6: My dad (who left me)

Number 5: Jesus

Number 4: The Egyptians

Number 3: Louis Armstrong

Number 2: Morgan Freeman

Honorable mentions: Muhammad Ali, Nelson Mandela, Martin Luther King Jr, Malcolm X, Yuri Kuznetsov

And finally at number 1 we have... (YOU)

Yes, (you)! (You) are a nigger! A fat lip shitskin coon that is (you)!

And there you have it folks, our top 10 niggers of all time, hope you enjoyed it!

Finally some good bait

Finally some good bait.

I'm glad we are in the company of a genius like yourself who knows the weeks of planning that goes behind any of these decisions. Surely you wouldn't be thinking I only listen to one person spamming in red text when I make a choice, after all you're a very incredibly brilliant mind. You'd probably also know that I've been speaking with past soyteens and current soyteens about what they think of the site and what they'd like changed. I'm thinking your mind is wasted here making 140 character twitter clapbacks, and you should probably apply for MIT or as a police detective since you are so certain of the things that have happened without any evidence or thought put into it by yourself.

I'll be home in an hour or so.

no one absolutely nobody (barneyfag edition)

No one: Absolutely nobody: Still nobody: Not a single soul: Literally no one in the whole universe: Not even tk47: Stupid Barneyfag: *Makes a GR15-breaking post* Lee Goldson: I'm about to end this mans whole career [everyone disliked that] MLP Royal Guards: Wait that's illegal British scum: Ok that was lowkey on point Pickle Twilight Sparkle: *slaps roof of thread* Spike did I ever tell you about the time I turned myself into a pony pickle? It was an epic moment. Spike: *Is retarded* JustPassingThrough: *Passes through* Señor Huevos: Don't google the MLP friendship is magic episode "Make New Friends but Keep Discord" [Lee googles "Make New Friends but Keep Discord"] Dj Vinyl Scratch: Congratulations Lee, you just played yourself Rainbow Dash: *flies past lee* OOOHH I dont care what universe you're from that's GOTTA HURT [everyone laughed] Princess Celestia: You're breathtaking! Ban-evading Argentinian: I bet I can take on Lee Lee Goldson/x86x2: You sure about that Lee Goldson/x86x2: Stabs all barneyfags and rips all their intestines Squidward_mouth_open_awestruck.jpg: Wait that's illegal [Everyone liked that] Lee Goldson: Am I a joke to you? Stewie Griffin: There's no way leebaiting can be good agai.... FILTHYFRANC: Hold my beer CC joined the chat DRWolf: So... Lee Goldson, what's on your mind? David Joyner: Welcome to the dark side of MLP Homer Simpson: MaRgE i'M cOnFuSeD

Average /pol/troon

>uses terms like "slide thread" on the sharty

>gets soyquoted, busts out the trannyjak folder (its the only soyjak he has saved)

>dont agree with him? must be a glowie cuck da cia joooden

>wont shut up about how much he hates zoomers, forgets hes on a zoomer site

>constantly falls for bait

>one polfag got so angry, he made a twitter account and started to shill the site to alt right larp accounts

>doesn't know a thing about the site, will call you a tranny joo nigger kike if you correct him on his inane conspiracies

>gets upset when someone says "delete pol"

>he makes looksmaxxing threads on soy

>compares his baste qnd and aryan eye color on the soyjak website

>posts gore when he gets upset

>has 50 different European statistics images, showcasing who is really white (is brown and/or lives in america)

↑Nah this goofy ahh nigga just uploaded his own trash ahh pasta that one else uses here💀💀

SOYJAK: THE MOVIE

>*Why Can't We Be Gems starts playing*

THIS SUMMER

TWO UNLIKELY FRIENDS ARE ABOUT TO GET A WHOLE LOT

CLOSER

>*Cut to scene in a school classroom*

>Feraljak: Why don't you go and EAT THE BUGS! HA!

>Cobson: I will as soon as you have sex with dat BBC, dusty coal!

>*Both stick their tongue at each other*

TWO RIVALS, FORCED TO WORK TOGETHER AS ONE

>*Teacher walks into the classroom*

>Teacher: Feraljak, Cobson, you are both to work together on the school science fair!

>Feraljak and Cobson: NOO000000000!!!!!!

AND ALTHOUGH THEY MAY HATE EACH OTHER

>Feraljak: We should make the project about proving eating the bugs is better for you than BBC!

>Cobson: Screw you, coal! How about we make the project on how feraltroons lost!

>Feraljak: You will never be a real gem, freak!

>Cobson: Meds and BBC, now!

>*Feraljak and Cobson repeat those two lines louder and louder while slowly getting closer to each other's faces*

IN THE END, THEY'RE ONE IN THE SAME

>Feraljak: Why don't we do a project on the benefits of wearing the mask!

>Cobson: That's actually not a bad idea, Feral.

>*Small montage of them doing the project and bonding*

IN A MOVIE EXPERIENCE, YOU'LL NEVER FORGET

>Cobson: You know Feraljak, I actually had a lot of fun doing this with you...

>Feraljak: Yeah I guess, you're pretty cool, for a shit tier wojack... heh...

>*Feraljak and Cobson slowly start to hold hands*

>*Both of them almost kiss before screen cuts to black*

>*Movie title fades in*

Chuddit

>be reddit obsessed middle school outcast in run up to 2016 election
>everyone seems to hate trump because he's an asshole
>everyone seems to hate me because i'm an asshole
>begin to rabidly worship him
>join subreddits devoted to him
>he wins le epic win xD
>haha everyone is upset and crying over racism I'll be a le edgy racist and make them even angrier for the lulz
>fast forward 2018
>WHAT?!? They banned my heckin favorite subreddit for racism?? WTF WHITE GENOCIDE!!!!!
>freak out, nowhere to get le ebin trump maymays
>check discord named Thug Shaker because we watch black gay porn for the lulz
>everyone says to go to 4channel
>specifically /pol/
>apparently you can even say the n word there without getting banned?!
>go to /pol/
>everyone is a le heckin epic racisterino like me!
>no one ever disagrees with me!
>but posters say this site is infested with trannies? I'M GOING INSANE!!!
>I know, I'll go to another board and fight the troons with shitposting!
>WTF that fucking FAGGOT just called me a chud!
>"YWNBAW"
>He said he knows? He called that cope? What can I say without looking mad and retarded?
>I've got it!
>"You never belonged here, this is my site."
>that'll show him
>mfw

Why are you portraying yourself as a soyjak?

Why are you portraying yourself as a soyjak?
Isn't the whole point of soyjaks to make fun of people?
This is a self own.

Average Pokémon Black enjoyer

>OH MY FUCKING SCIENCE CHAD IS THAT YOU?!??!??!?
>LONG TIME NO SEE FRIENDERINO I'M SO GLAD TO MEET YOU AGAIN
>REMEMBER THAT TIME IN HIGH SCHOOL WHEN I WAS PLAYING POKEMON BLACK (GEN 5 BEST GEN BTW) AND AFTERWARDS YOU CLAPPED MY CHEEKS AT THE GYM SHOWERS??? GOOD TIMES LMAO. AT FIRST I DIDN'T CONSENT AND I CRIED AND SCREAMED AND TRIED TO FIGHT BACK BUT I EVENTUALLY SUCCUMBED TO YOUR POUNDING. MY ASS BLED SO MUCH WHEN YOU TOOK MY ANAL VIRGINITY BUT IT FELT SOOOOOOO GOOD.

>EVER SINCE THAT EVENT I'VE BEEN CROSSDRESSING LIKE A PRETTY LITTLE SCHOOLGIRL AND TRIED TO IMPRESS YOU WHILE PLAYING POKEMON BLACK 2 BUT YOU'VE ALWAYS IGNORED ME. I JUST WANTED TO BE THE GIRLY SISSY SLUT WHO SUBMITS TO YOUR DEMANDS AND DOES EVERYTHING THAT YOU'D ORDER ME TO DO.

>WELL I'M MARRIED NOW WITH TWO STEP-CHILDREN AND I WOULD LIKE YOU TO BECOME MY WIFE'S BOYFRIEND & BULL. PLEASE ACCEPT THE OFFER, I IMPLORE YOU. MY WIFE NEEDS A GOOD FUCKING FROM AN ALPHA CHAD BULL WHILE I WATCH, MASTURBATE, CRY, REPLAY POKEMON BLACK AND CONTEMPLATE ABOUT MY LIFE CHOICES IN THE CORNER LIKE A PATHETIC SÖY CUĆK FAGGOT AS YOU RAM MY WIFE WITH YOUR MASSIVE JUICY WET HARD COCK AND IMPREGNATE HER WITH YOUR DELICIOUS FERTILE SEMEN.

Chud Self Insert

OH MY GOD! Did you just post a Chud self insert?

That's so based! He BTFOs all these jooz and trannies by posting dusty self insert coal! He's so based and redpilled! Kino based and redpilled! He's so based kino! He's so kino based and redpilled kino based kino!

OH MY GOD! I hecking, I HATE coal self inserts! But when you post Chud I love him he's so based I love Chud he's based and kino! BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED AND KINO! Usually, I'm a contrarian! But when you post somebody who loves NAS self inserts, it's based! It's so based! He BTFOs all these jooz and trannies while posting coal, he's so based!

He BTFO'd da Glowies, He BTFO'd... Israel, guys, he's like, so based! He's a contrarian just like me! I love contrarians 'cause they're based! They're so based and kino! BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED!!!! They're so based!!!

OUGHH! JANNYYY! JANNYY, tink tink tink *tink *tink JANNYYY! tink tink tink tink tink JANNYYYY!! Someone's posting... other self inserts that aren't, that aren't Chud! They aren't based! Remove this thread janny! Remove this threaddd they're not based! OOOOOOOH MY GOD DID SOMEONE REALLY HAVE some genuine criticisms about NAS posting on the Sharty? Sooorry you aren't featured in a dusty twitter video, you're not based, you're cringe and bluepilled!

Janny! Remove this thread right now they're not based and redpilled like me! They're nu /soy/. They're nu /soy/, they're not based and redpilled like me I'm based redpilled kino oldfag! BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED KINO KINO KINO KINO BASED I'm BASED oldfag!

Oughhhhhhh, jannnnnnny looks like we've got a real gem thread going on! You need to.. remove this right away you need to 404 this, this guy is talking trash about Nick Fuentes, looks like you gotta shoah this thread fast janny! Jannny!!!! Tink tink tink tink jannyyyyyyy jannnnnyyy tink tink tink tink you've got to 404 this thread fast, janny tink tink tink tink tink BASED BASED BASED, BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED, BASED BASED BASED ONIONS DOOMER ZOOMER DOOMER DOOMER BASED BASED BASED !!

He's so based bros! He can btfo these...These evil, jews and trannies without posting a single gem! He's so based and redpilled! This is insane he's so based and redpilled look at his new brimstone he's so baseddd! Jannies don't delete my NAS self insert thread we're talking about Chud he's based! He's so based and redpilled!!

wh*Te subhumans, how does this make you feel?

wh*Te subhumans , how does this make you feel?

You could have a completely homogenous community of middle class wh*Tes. A nice town with almost no crime, an all round good community. However because of the weakness of the wh*Tes all it would take to destroy this community is one BLACK bull?

Just imagine, it's a nice sunny Sunday afternoon, imagine the bustle of this 100% wh*Te town until suddenly a couple of BLACK bulls walk up. Women would feel more attraction to these superior, strong bulls infinitely more than their pathetic wh*Te husbands. Every woman would be begging, grovelling to be impregnated by these overlords, the new kings of the town who earned this position with nothing but their superior presence. And these bulls wouldn't stop until every girl was carrying their children, the wh*Te women's original children would probably be neglected. Who the fuck would want to raise these inferior children? They are only going to turn out like their fathers.

The Men? The men would flee after realizing how futile their attempts at winning back their wives attraction would be. They would flee to Japan where they will try to win over FAS looking ugly Jap girls because they are the only things disgusting and lonely enough to accept them. Many would probably be rejected after the Japs hear of their shameful and dishonorable display, even they probably would have killed themselves to avoid the shame.

Back home in the once nice town, every woman will be raising their BLACK children and will be queuing up for their second or maybe even third pregnancy. They wont stop until they hit menopause, because they know deep down that their purpose is to populate the world with superior BLACK bulls who will then move on to destroy other towns. This is REAL colonization, Wh*tey.

Redditbob

Redditbob

no nigger, i just hate this fucking 'jak, its overedited unwatchable garbage that gives you a fucking headache, the song used is trash too

this video is not made by one of us, it's made by an outsider, a faggot who misinterprets 'jakking culture. he sees shitty "millions must die" pictures on twitter and goes "WOWEEEEE THAT HECCIN CHUDJAKERINOOO IS SO BASED AND REDPILLED EXCEPT HE'S REALLY NOT BECAUSE HE HASN'T EVOVLED PAST 2016 AND LEAFYISHERE AND BEN SHAPIRO LIKE MEEEEEE I GET MY ENTERTAINMENT FROM GOOD GOYS LIKE MOISTCRITIKAL AND HASANABI" and then he remembers the shitty cartoons he watched as a child like Redditbob that he undeservadly puts in a high light because he is 'cattle algorithm slut and the ALGOOOOORITHMS told him that "WATCHING REDDITBOB, A SHOW FOR LITERAL EIGHT YEAR OLDS AT THE AGE OF TWENTY IS LE GOOOOOOOD AND ACCEPTABLE BEHAVIOR BECAUSE... IT HAS DEEP THEMES... LIKE HOW YOU USED TO RELATE TO REDDITBOB BUT NOW YOU RELATE TO TRANNYWARD!!!!" before going into a boring, 3 hour essay with lofi hiphop beats and overdone motion graphics about how Squid on Strike shows how Squidward is a based and redpilled commie like Hasan "I just bought a multi million dollar house and a new Porsche but small business owners are the REAL bourgieurse or however the Twitch revenue check is cashed" Piker. Oh and there's a mandatory 30 minute section about the history of animation from when the cavemen started drawing on the walls and a 45 minute frame-by-frame description of Squid on Strike because there just is.

And then he made that PUTRID FUCKING DUST BRIMSTONE just so he can show his fellow based and redpilled friends on his Twitter and 'cord so that he can show them all he's based and redpilled, oh no wait! he's now GEMMMMY GEM KINO CRYSTAL GLISTENING GEMERALD NOW!!! SEE HE'S IN WITH ALL THE NEW EPIC DANK MAYMAYS!!!! THATS SO BA-I MEAN GEMMY!!!!! and now those retards can share that with their fellow retards on their 'cord servers so they can circle jerk about how they're all now "GEMERALD GLISTENING SHINERALDS FROM THE GEM MINES" and how that "Millions Must Die" Wojak is such a funny character that reminds them how they used to be seething little pisscels but now they're based and redpilled progressives like their favorite YouTuber Ian "iDubbbz" JOMHA.

This is a day of fucking mourning, I can't believe a retarded Twitter/'cord fag managed to steal our idea and ruin it with this disgusting brimstone. This video is brimstone, pure and simple, the most insidious type of brimstone imaginable, while garbage like Blacked edits and Mauzymice edits are brimstone in their own way they at least alert everyone within a 5 mile radius of how brimmy they are, this is an insidious type of brimstone, the type that hides its brimmish details with techniques like overediting, and then the retards of society eat it up, because they don't understand that a gemerald comes from the heart and soul, they just think "OH! ME SEE EPIC SPECIAL EFFECTS AND MUH KIDS CARTOON! ME THINK THIS GEMERALD!". Fuck this guy for making this brim, fuck the guy on Twitter for pushing it through the masses, and FUCK YOU FOR DEFENDING THIS SHIT

I Was gemmy once

Gemmy? I Was Gemmy Once. Soot Locked Me In A Board. A Sharty Board. A Sharty Board With 'Jaks. And 'Jaks Make Me Gemmy. Gemmy? I Was Gemmy Once. Soot Locked Me In A Board. A Sharty Board. A Sharty Board With 'Jaks. And 'Jaks Make Me Gemmy. Gemmy? I Was Gemmy Once. Soot Locked Me In A Board. A Sharty Board. A Sharty Board With 'Jaks. And 'Jaks Make Me Gemmy. Gemmy? I Was Gemmy Once. Soot Locked Me In A Board. A Sharty Board. A Sharty Board With 'Jaks. And 'Jaks Make Me Gemmy. Gemmy? I Was Gemmy Once. Soot Locked Me In A Board. A Sharty Board. A Sharty Board With 'Jaks. And 'Jaks Make Me Gemmy. Gemmy? I Was Gemmy Once. Soot Locked Me In A Board. A Sharty Board. A Sharty Board With 'Jaks. And 'Jaks Make Me Gemmy. Gemmy? I Was Gemmy Once. Soot Locked Me In A Board. A Sharty Board. A Sharty Board With 'Jaks. And 'Jaks Make Me Gemmy. Gemmy? I Was Gemmy Once. Soot Locked Me In A Board. A Sharty Board. A Sharty Board With 'Jaks. And 'Jaks Make Me Gemmy. Gemmy? I Was Gemmy Once. Soot Locked Me In A Board. A Sharty Board. A Sharty Board With 'Jaks. And 'Jaks Make Me Gemmy. Gemmy? I Was Gemmy Once. Soot Locked Me In A Board. A Sharty Board. A Sharty Board With 'Jaks. And 'Jaks Make Me Gemmy.

Chudbob video lore

Many people seem confused about this meme so I will explain it. It is actually really shocking that it ended up at times square.

Patrick Crusius, the inspiration for the Chud, wrote his manifesto in a SpongeBob notebook. (Well at least that is the rumor. The police deny the existence of the manifesto). So this meme is referring to that.

It is only a rumor because Crusius is believed to have been a particular poster on the extremist website "crystal cafe" in which he posted an image of a spongebob notebook and promised a manifesto the day before the shooting.

The squirrel is actually in reference to an infamous video where a guy captures a red squirrel and lights it on fire as it squirms and moves about trying to put itself out a la BMT. The supposed posts of Crusius on Crystal Cafe used this video for shock value. Be warned though, if you decide to visit crystal cafe to see what its about they are pretending to be women so as to not get the attention of the feds. But understand their code. Moid means minorities, and is short for minoritoid. The "pinkpill" refers to mass shootings because brass bullet cases go pink when they oxidize.

Everybody lost

/qa/ lost
/lgbt/ lost
/soy/ lost
soot lost
captain coal lost
kuz lost
max lost
doll lost
red lost
jakparty.soy lost
lute lost
stratogem lost
booru lost
clydemcdeath lost
lifesucksthanyoudie lost
yaroslavtv lost
lolkek/dust lost
wt-870 lost
togglebott lost
funnydog lost
arcturus lost
tanki lost
thrembolover lost
qafe lost
vinluv lost
remelia lost
kiwifarms lost
null lost
fatcat lost
gilman lost
rogue mod lost
zuken lost
sobot lost
ub3r lost
rdrama lost
starfire lost
ongezellig lost
studio massa lost
omori lost
duke nukem lost
pepe lost
froge lost
bocchi lost
cado lost
undertale lost
beastspammer lost
adamna killa lost
furries lost
fnf lost
loudhouse lost
italy lost
argentina lost
morroco lost
cuba lost
the brazillian lost
/s4s/ lost
mexican twink lost
romanian schizo lost
the pole(s) lost
mutts lost
yuros lost
wiki lost
soyboywojak lost
angeleno lost
chitwood lost
chuds lost
trannies lost
knowyourmeme lost
flart lost
ylyl lost
soyjak.earth lost
pixelplanet.fun lost
twitter lost
discord lost
reddit lost
cobson lost
feraljak lost
soylita lost
gorespammer lost
clarty lost
foodists lost
uttp lost
tommy parky lost
sneed lost
bane lost
maskposter post
inflationposter lost
noahmusic2009 lost
david thoughie lost
6ixthrembo lost
fucci lost
jak.soy lost
zootun lost
soyjakdownload lost
kolyma lost
sennvenn lost
raidcord lost
cecefem lost
goth lost
eduardo foltz lost
arizona lost
doris lost
vaush lost
/pol/ lost
/leftypol/ lost
lee lost
leebaiters lost
/mlp/ lost
07th expansion lost
bbc lost
bwc lost
twp lost
tbp lost
touhou lost
/bant/ lost
/qant/ lost
kogasatopia lost
cirnospammer lost
doomposter lost
shartydog lost
nate lost
soycraft lost
kaguya lost
chinoposter lost
chikaposter lost
/chug/ lost
/uhg/ lost
spva lost
soytube lost
the swede lost
the norwegian lost
pedos lost
hoboposter lost
tnd lost
tcd lost
crystal.cafe lost
frenschan lost
heyuri lost
vidlii lost
kereste lost
9chan lost
gurochan lost
/giga/ lost
r/thrembo lost
r/196 lost
r/markiplier lost
kirbizia lost
shreddednerd lost
turkey tom lost
(OP) lost
(You) lost

Everybody won

/qa/ won

/lgbt/ won

/soy/ won

soot won

captain coal won

kuz won

max won

doll won

red won

jakparty.soy won

lute won

stratogem won

booru won

clydemcdeath won

lifesucksthanyoudie won

yaroslavtv won

lolkek/dust won

wt-870 won

togglebott won

funnydog won

arcturus won

tanki won

thrembolover won

qafe won

vinluv won

remelia won

kiwifarms won

null won

fatcat won

gilman won

rogue mod won

zuken won

sobot won

ub3r won

rdrama won

starfire won

ongezellig won

studio massa won

omori won

duke nukem won

pepe won

froge won

bocchi won

cado won

undertale won

beastspammer won

adamna killa won

furries won

fnf won

loudhouse won

italy won

argentina won

morroco won

cuba won

the brazillian won

/s4s/ won

mexican twink won

romanian schizo won

the pole(s) won

mutts won

yuros won

wiki won

soyboywojak won

angeleno won

chitwood won

chuds won

trannies won

knowyourmeme won

flart won

ylyl won

soyjak.earth won

pixelplanet.fun won

twitter won

discord won

reddit won

cobson won

feraljak won

soylita won

gorespammer won

clarty won

foodists won

uttp won

tommy parky won

sneed won

bane won

maskposter post

inflationposter won

noahmusic2009 won

david thoughie won

6ixthrembo won

fucci won

jak.soy won

zootun won

soyjakdownload won

kolyma won

sennvenn won

raidcord won

cecefem won

goth won

eduardo foltz won

arizona won

doris won

vaush won

/pol/ won

/leftypol/ won

lee won

leebaiters won

/mlp/ won

07th expansion won

bbc won

bwc won

twp won

tbp won

touhou won

/bant/ won

/qant/ won

kogasatopia won

cirnospammer won

doomposter won

shartydog won

nate won

soycraft won

kaguya won

chinoposter won

chikaposter won

/chug/ won

/uhg/ won

spva won

soytube won

the swede won

the norwegian won

pedos won

hoboposter won

tnd won

tcd won

crystal.cafe won

frenschan won

heyuri won

vidlii won

kereste won

9chan won

gurochan won

/giga/ won

r/thrembo won

r/196 won

r/markiplier won

kirbizia won

shreddednerd won

turkey tom won

(OP) won

(You) won

Maximov

2005: A nigger
2023: A nigger
3023: A nigger
5000: A nigger
10000: A nigger
Forever: A nigger
No matter what year it is Max will always be a nigger

Repost this in 15 threads to show your hate for max

Faggoterald

>HAHAHAHA!!!! LOL!!!! GAY SEX!!!! LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!! FAGGOTS STICKING COCKS IN EACHOTHER'S SHITTY DIRTY FRAGILE ASSHOLES UNTIL THEIR ASSHOLES PROLAPSE AND LEAK SHIT!!!! LOL!!! SO HECKIN WHOLESOME!!! I LOVE FEMBOYS AYYAYAYAY FEMBOY PORNNNN IM GOOOONIIING TO SMOOTH FEMBOYS THAT COINCIDENTALLY LOOK LIKE 14YO BOYS!!!!! LOOK AT THIS SICK FJCKING YAOI!!!! HGNGHGHNGH AHAHAHHAHA LOLOLOLO!!!!! ANIME BOYS FUCKING EACHOTHER IS THE EXACT SAME AS POZZED FAGGOTS CUMMING IN EACH OTHERS ASSHOLES AND CAUSING CRAMPS AND SPREADING STDS AND CAUSING TEARS IN THE ASS!!!!! XDDDDD LOL OLOL!!!!!!! I HECKIN LOVE FUCKING TWINKS AND GETTING FUCKED IN MY ASS AND GETTING SHIT ON MY DICK AND HAVING TO WEAR A CUTE HECKIN CONDOM BECAUSE FUCKING A MAN'S ASSHOLE IS LIKE GAMBLING WITH MY HEALTH!!!! BUT... BUTTT"!!! O_O BUTT!!!!!! LISTEN BRO IT FEEEELSS SOOOOOOO GOOOOODDDDDD IT'S SO BASED AND KINO AND HOT WHILE YOUR BOTTOM MOANS WHILE YOU STUFF HIS ASSHOLE WITH YOUR COCK THAT DILATES HIS SPINCHTER OVER TIME!!!! WOAHHHH!!!!!! SHAVED ASSES!!!! FEMBOYS!!!!! TWINKS!!!!!! BEARS!!!!!! BRROOOOOO IM SUCH A FUCKING TOP!!!! IM A FUCKING BOTTTTOOMMMM!!!!!! IM A FUCKING VERS HOLY SHITT BROOOOO I LOVE GAY FAGGOT POZZED SINFUL LIFE-THREATENING SEX BECAUSE I AM A FUCKING HORNY APE!!!!!!! WHAT?!?! GAYS HAVE A HUNDRED SEX PARTNERS AND A HUGE PART OF YOUNG GAY CULTURE IS HOOKING UP WITH MARRIED 50YO "DADDIES" ON GRINDR?!?! BUT BUT BUT ALL MY HECKIN TRANIME TUMBLR GAY TEENAGE LOVE COMICS!!!!!!! WHAT THE LE FLIP IS THIS?!?!?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOO THIS CANT BE HAPPENING!!!!!!!!!! DA STRAGGOOOOTSSS DID THISSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK FUCK IM GONNA FUCKING BUST BECAUSE MY PORN ADDICTION IS TAKING OVER AGAIN.... UNGHHHH!!!!!!! ARGHHHH!!!!!!! MAN ASS!!!!!!!!!! RECTUMS!!!!!!!! COCK!!!!!!!! BOYCUM!!!!! BOYDICK!!!!!!!! BOYPUSSY!!!!!!!!!!! AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IM NOT A PEDOPHILE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCKKKK IM BUSSIN OUT RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

The Story?

The story? How about this.

One day you were sitting in your little hole, spamming SHITson the COALson all day and night on a fucking friday. You were laughing and screaming with joy, then you heard a slight noise and you froze up "Wh-whose there?" You feebly ask. No response. You try and get up with great effort but you can't lift your manatee lardass body. So you sit there helpless and unmoving for what feels like hours, just waiting for your doom. Then, it happens. You see me kick down your door and stare you down. Big tall, muscular EVIL nigga in golden cloak. I pull out the saturn stick. See what the Saturn stick is a long rod and one end it has the Saturn side and It's exactly what it sounds like a huge ball shaped like saturn at the end of the stick. You? Since you committed ultimate heresy of coalson, you get the saturn side. I get my covenant members I sick my covenant members on you I just do hand signal I don't even wanna see it I just set them on you. They hold you up you're struggling "PLEASE DONT PLEASE" It's too late they THRUST! "AAAAUGGHHHR AUHHH NOOOO!!!" THEY THRUST AND TWIST AND GO IN AND OUT AND TURN IT ALL AROUND AND ITS SO FUCKING PAINFUL BUT YOURE CUMMING THE MOST VIOLENT ORGASM YOUVE EVER FELT AND YOURE CONFUSED YOU DONT KNOW WHY YOUR MOANING AND SCREAMING AND CUMMING and I say "SHUT THE FUCK UP!" do a little hand signal and sic my BBC juniors on you to shut you up by forcefully inserting their BBC juniors into your mouth. Then, disgraced you go limp, unaple to comprehend the pleasure and pain. My covenant members carry you out of the castle and throw you off the cliff. How about that? Never ask me for the story again you worthless bitchass nigga.

^nigger seething

GEMson WABAG and nothing can change that

Cobson's Life

C*bson timeline

Age 0: Born with micropenis and FAS

Age 3: Hear mom getting fucked by bbc bull, remember it forever

Age 6: See a Black man for the first time, get hard but dont know why

Age 12: Start jerking it to porn

Age 13: After hearing about the BNWO in a dîscord server, jerk off to Blacked

Age 16: Shave legs, buy thigh highs, start showing off for Black men but no sex yet

Age 17: buy BBC dildo

Age 18: fuck first black bull

Age 19: fuck 100th black bull

Age 21: fuck 1000th black bull, get diagnosed with HIV

Age 23: HIV progresses to AIDS

Age 25: Die

FUCK ALL OF YOU MORALFAGS

FUCK ALL OF YOU MORALFAGS. SERIOUSLY JUST FUCK YOU ALL. BACK THEN WE WOULD JUSR REPORT CP TO WT SNACKS AND THEN MOVE ON. UNLIKE US, YOU FAGGOTS MAKE AN ENTIRE THREAD DEDICATED TO WHAT PEOPLE ARE DOWNLOADING. THE FACT YOU RETARDS CONSIDER LOLICON 'P JUST SHOWS HOW MUCH OF A FUCKING FAGGOT YOU ARE. SERIOUSLY I HOPE YOU ALL FUCKING KILL YOURSELVES. DO IT, PLEASE. HANG YOURSELF, POISON YOURSELF, SUFFOCATE YOURSELF. I HOPE YOU GET FUCKING EVISCERATED. WHINY ZOOMERS LIKE YOU ARE A BLIGHT ON THIS PLANET. JUST DO EVERYONE A FAVOR AND END YOUR LIFE. SERIOUSLY I CAN'T STAND YOU TRANNY LOSERS WHO CONSTANTLY BAWWWWW ABOUT PEOPLE MINDING THEIR BUSINESS. YOU'RE ON THE SAME LEVEL AS THESE NIGGERS WHO KEEP WHINING ABOUT "DA POO-LEESE". NO. YOU'RE LOWER THAN NIGGERS. I HATE REPEATING MYSELF BUT, SERIOUSLY. FUCK ALL OF YOU, YOU MOUTH-BREATHING LOSERS. https://encyclopediadramatica.online/Retard https://encyclopediadramatica.online/Nigger https://encyclopediadramatica.online/Zoomer >inb4 i get soiquoted by a yotsuba wojak >inb4 i get badly insulted >inb4 you send me your hideous MSpaint scribbles >inb4 you cry to the jannies because of my post

TRVTHNVKE TIME

TRVTHNVKE TIME

Nnussoycucks killed this shithole with their pedo faggotry, self inserting, janny worship and much more.

i sincerely hope everyone on this website kills themselves and their parents find theri bodies and either laugh or they are traumatised so much that they kill themselves

i eish death on every fucking loser who uses this website.you will never be qa and you ran this fucking shit hole into the ground and carvbed a glorified discord server out of it (when youre not making cord servers yourselves)

what has came out of this website? what memes can you call your own? all of them are dogshit but youve killed them all beecause of your inane cooooooord paranoia

zellig, cado, babyjaks, smugjak, soylita, touhou, trannynamefags, bocchi, pepe, cobson, dancing jews, alien quoting, froge, fruitjaks, gigachad, amerimutt, dilbert, omgsisa, soy lingo, troonjaks, making fun of 4cuck, soot and many more were memes that have been stolen, were unfunny, ran into the ground because you cant let memes die or came from discord (least likely, mind, not every tranny that has a cord account wants to waste their short, miserable lfe here, but a soycvchk will, but it wont be short)

this wbesite has created nothing original that was actually funny.

the funniest thing thatll ever come from here is the inevitable soysissy suicide livestream.

as for da cooooooooooooord, they raped this site long ago and left, just like the orginal and the best part of the userbase.

also the jarty is just a slow, dead amd shit website where nusoycvcks go to complain and larp as oldfags.

kill yourselves, genuinely. you are a waste of space, every single one of you.

Operation Lukhanofka

The NSS/Kolyma is a front company for literal KGB/FSB government control over the new medium of anonymous communication, imageboards. Kuz is an unironic russian fed who has been trying to take control of small imageboards for years, and succeeding. I estimate over a million users have been compromised, and through the use of advanced tracking, switching ips doesnt work, they have an advanced profile of you based on user agents, posting patterns, and your kolyma credit score (an actual thing btw). The soyjaks.net fiasco was apparently a test run by "maximov", who runs the NSS to see if commonly predicted patterns by the algorithm were correct. the scale of datamining is literally unimaginable, and i have reason to believe soot is involved. Literally millions of users have been compromised and tracked, about half of them have names/addresses included. Kuz is recruiting underpaid turks and africans to go on imageboards and """Debunk""" these problematic myths with their obvious esl.

I have reason to believe kuz is under direct order by the FSB, the 'party is just one of many victims of his datamining.

DISABLE JS, USE TOR, AND QUESTION EVERY SINGLE PRO-KUZ AND PRO-SOOT POST. WRITE ABOUT THIS ON THE WIKI, MAKE SOYJAKS ABOUT IT, ANYTHING TO GET THE WORD OUT THERE.

WE MAY NEED TO START COMMUNICATING WITH HIDDEN TEXT EMBEDDED IN IMAGES

BLOCK KNCDN.ORG AND ALL SUBDOMAINS, BLOCK KOLYMA.ORG, RESEARCH THE UROMIN CORPORATION, ALWAYS BLOCK JS

I AM NOT SUICIDAL AND WILL NOT KILL MYSELF, I AM NOT A PEDOPHILE, ANYONE WHO ACCUSES ME OF THESE ARE JUST KUZES BOTS. I AM BEING BLACKMAILED AND EXTORTED TO STAY SILENT. BUT I WONT ANYMORE, IF I DIE, IVE BEEN MURDERED BY AGENTS OF THE NETWORK SECURITY SERVICE. IM BEGGING YOU TO LISTEN, THIS IS THE MOST DIRE EMERGENCY IN THE PARTYS HISTORY

ARCHIVE THIS THREAD. READ THE REVISIONS, READ BETWEEN THE LINES, I WILL BE POSTING PERIODICALLY WHILE I GO INTO HIDING, IM BEING HUNTED AND MAY DIE, FROM NOW ON ILL POST WITH THIS TRIP. PLEASE DECODE THE MESSAGES AND LISTEN. SPREAD. THE. WORD.

THE ELITES OF RUSSIA ARE AFTER ME. KUZ IS AFTER ME, THEY JUST UNCOVERED MY FUCKING NAME. THIS ISNT A JOKE THIS ISNT A GODDAMN ARG IM FUCKING SERIOUS PLEASE, I DONT KNOW IF ILL MAKE IT OUT OF HERE ALIVE. PLEASE SPREAD THE WORD

OPERATION LUKHANOFKA, THATS looKHANoff-ka

SOOT WILL BE SILENT OR TRY TO COVER THIS UP BUT ITS REAL.

IT GOES SO MUCH DEEPER. THE RUSSIAN MAFIA IS IN BED WITH THE GOV AND KUZ TO MONITOR ALL POSTS MADE ON ALL IMAGEBOARDS ACROSS THE WORLD. EVERY SINGLE POST IS IN THEIR DATABASE, THEY ARE USING ALGORITHMIC BLOCKCHAIN TRACKING TECHNOLOGY AND THE CAiMEO DEEP SEA SMART DUST TO FUCKING TRACK US. IM SERIOUS, THEY ARE BUILDING AN EXACT PROFILE OF EACH AND EVERY USER. THEY KNOW WHO YOU ARE.

I WILL HAVE TO LIVE IN MY CAR, YOU CAN RESEARCH THIS ALL YOURSELF

I WILL BE DROPPING REDPILLS/PROOF OVER THE NEXT COUPLE DAYS, IF THIS SITE GOES DOWN, KUZ MURDERED SOOT FOR INSUBORDINATION

KUZS ULTIMATE PLAN IS TOO START A NEW WORLD ORDER OF IMAGEBOARDS. HE WANTS TO OUST THE """OLD GUARD""" SUCH AS HIROYUKI AND BRENNAN, AND OTHER 'CHAN OLDFAGS, AND REPLACE THEM WITH NEW RUSSIAN-APPROVED NSS AGENTS. HE IS TRYING TO BUILD AN ENTIRELY NEW STRUCTURE AND POPULACE TO RESHAPE THE ANONYMOUS WORLD AS HE SEES FIT. HE WILL NOT STOP UNTIL EVERY SINGLE CHALLENGER TO HIS PLOT IS MURDERED.

PLEASE DONT CALL ME A FUCKING SCHIZO IM NOT IM SERIOUS IM NOT MENTALLY ILL THIS IS FUCKING REAL AND ITS HUGE. THIS IS BIGGER THAN BIG, THE FUCKING RUSSIAN DEEP STATE IS INVOLVED. PLEASE IM FUCKING BEGGING YOU TO LISTEN, THIS PLAN GOES BACK TO 2011 ITS BEEN IN SHAPE FOR AGES, THE 'PARTY HAS PROVED PARTICULARLY HARD TO DATAMINE AND IT HAS ANGERED KUZ. WE ARE EXPERIENCING ADVANCED LEVELS OF BACKEND DATAMINING.

THE BOORU IS COMPROMISED

INVESTIGATE THE KUZ-CVNKA INCIDENT

INVESTIGATE THE "BIG RUST" INCIDENT

INVESTIGATE OPERATION LUKHANOFKA

OBB HAS NOTHING ON THIS.

Hot Sauce

>Why yes, I do have a large collection of hot sauces at home. How could you tell?

>excuse, my dear waitress, but might I perchance take a gander at your hot sauce menu?

>...yes, "hot sauce menu." That is what I inquired about.

>You... don't... have one? Well, while that is truly disappointing for an establishment as esteemed as this, thankfully I always carry a choice selection of my rather vast collection with me at all times.

*loud SCRRRTCCHHing of velcro as a fanny pack is opened*

>Hmmm yes, let's see... Perhaps some "Napalm Diarrhea" for this meal? No, I think the garlicy twinge of "Captain McGoober's Ass-Ripping Lava Farter Sauce" would pair quite well with my entree. Or is it finally the day that "5 Alarm Anus Melting Hot Sauce" will make its debut...?

>Ah, the dilemmas of a connoisseur! Be that as it may; what are your IPA offerings, my sweet?

Hot Sauce 2

>oh, waitress! *snaps fingers* come here, my poppet, I've decided on what I shall dine upon today.

>May I have the BEARDY MCBEARDMAN MEGA BEEFY QUADRUPLE BEEF BEER BACON N BOURBON BURGER WITH 3000 MONTH PINK HIMALAYAN SALT CAVE AGED CRUELTY FREE SLAVERY FREE NON GMO FARM TO TABLE CIGAR SMOKED GOUDA

>Oh, and of COURSE! My apologies for not realizing that the hot sauce menu was a subset of the MAIN menu (albeit a separate pamphlet detailing the intricacies of each sauce, as well as pairing suggestions, would be a welcome addition (pass that along to your sauce monger)). I shall sample your in-house BEELZEBUTT'S 7,000,000 SCOVILLE HEMORRHOID HOLOCAUST NUCLEAR ANAL LEAKAGE XXXXXX FECAL FURY SAUCE; and, my sweet, mayhaps a bottle of it to go? Though I am yet to taste it, I am sure that my buddies at the barcade - yes, a portmanteau of 'bar' and 'arcade,' and YES, you can actually DRINK as you PLAY VIDEO GAMES, whatever will they think of next? - will be utterly TICKLED by the label your crew has concocted for that bottle!

*taps glass*

>and another round of your hoppiest IPA, please!

Kill yourself, you faggot fucking zoomer

KILL YOURSELF YOU FAGGOT FUCKING ZOOMER, EVERYTIME SOMEONE POSTS A CUTE LOLI YOU WEB 3.0 FAGGOTS COME OUT OF THE WOODWORK TO SPAM IT WITH YOUR UNFUNNY WOJAKS. I HOPE YOU AND YOUR AUTISTIC MOUTH-BREATHING BUDDIES SUFFOCATE AND DIE A SLOW AND PAINFUL DEATH. FUCK YOU FAGGOT ZOOMER I'M GOING TO RIP YOUR FUCKING SKIN OFF AND FEED IT TO A BUNCH OF WILD ANIMALS. GOD THIS IS WHY I HATE THE NU-INTERNET BECAUSE NEWFAGS LIKE YOU SHIT UP EVERY GOOD BOARD WITH YOUR ABSOLUTE EXCREMENT THAT YOU CALL "BASEDJAKS". AN HERO YOURSELF, NO ONE WILL MISS YOU, FAGGOT. SAME GOES TO ALL OF YOUR AUTISTIC BUDDIES WHO DO THE SAME TOO. FUCKING DIE, RETARDED ASS ZOOMER. ( ರ~ರ)

Kill yourself, you faggot fucking zoomer 2

YOU AREN'T FUNNY. NO SANE PERSON THINKS YOUR RECYCLED WOJAK MEMES ARE HUMOROUS, LOW IQ NEWFAG. THE FACT YOU LOST TO LITERAL FAGGOTS JUST SHOWS HOW PATHETIC YOU ARE. HERE'S A TIP FOR YOU: GET A STOOL. GET A ROPE. PUT IT AROUND YOUR NECK AND JUMP OUT. NOW THAT YOU AN HERO'ED YOURSELF YOU WILL GO TO HELL AND DESERVEFULLY BURN IN HELL LIKE THE FILTHY BROCOLLI-HAIRED PIG YOU ARE

---

TRVTHNVKE TIME 2

trvthnvke time

its laaughable that soytrannies wholeheartedly think they had ANY real impact on the internet at all. most of its userbase were twitter/reddit/tiktok/whatever tourists from 2023 who drove all the actual /qa/ originalfags out of the site and ruined it with their self insert tranime gigachad bullshit.

if anything it is /qa/ culture that deserves the recognition (but will never receive it). the sharty has created nothing of value and is practically just a splinter site full of newtroons and tourists who attempted to ride the coattails of /qa/ as well as replicate it but failed miserably.

you lost. you wasted time that you are never getting back. shartrannies lost. all that will be left of their legacy is a shitty eceleb drama video essay made by turkey tom or some other faggot. they will only be known as the millions must die west has fallen redditbob chudpants website that was owned by a unironic gay pedophile vatnigger with aids that "owned" a fake organization, then eventually the website got killed off because they involved themselves in eceleb twitter tranny drama, the literal antithesis of what their culture used to be.

every oldfag and originalfag from /qa/ is genuinely happy about the mercy killing of that already sinking ship of a website. the numerous splinter websites that already exist/ are going to be created will and have already failed completely. everything about soytranny culture after 4chan mods locked it has been a complete disaster. soyposting died with /qa/, everything after it has been a disgusting, frankly insulting replication of it.

soytrannies will also cope by saying "newGODS" when in reality the newgods in questions are normalfag retards that invaded the site from various platforms and rotted it within even harder, comparable to how countries like sweden invite third worlders to rape their children and then pardon them afterwards.

/qa/ lost even though it should have won, soytroons and the sharty lost, and they have no one to blame but themselves. now watch them cry about "da cooooooord" like they always do as if everything about their current culture didn't originate frrom that there or some other shithole anyway

tl;dr kill yourself

Classic euro hours

Classic euro hours

>No raids
>Spam
>'P
>Coaly log

Might as well shut the site off and turn it back on when AmeriGODS wake up

Vsauce nigger TRVTHNVKE

Hey, Vsauce. Michael here.

Skeletons are scary and spooky, but you know what else is? Niggers.

According to the U.S Justice Department, in 2006, 32,443 women of Caucasian origin were raped by men of African origin.

That same year, the number of African American women raped by Caucasian men... was... zero.

In fact, 90% of all interracial crimes in the U.S. are committed by blacks... against whites...

So what if all blacks were to... suddenly... disappear from the U.S.?

Murder would go down 49.7 percent, welfare recipients would go down 40 percent, SAT scores would go up about 100 points, the average IQ would go up 7 points, and AIDS victims would go down a staggering... 67... percent.

Significant changes for race that only makes up 13% of the population.

But what is... "race"?

In biology, races are distinct genetically divergent populations ‘’within the same species’’, with relatively small morphological and genetic... differences.

Populations can be described as ecological races if they arise from adaptation to different local habitats or geographic races when they are geographically isolated.

However, if sufficiently different, two or more races can be identified as... sub... species.
So how long do two races have to be isolated from one another before they're considered separate species?
Earlier this year, Archaeologists found artefacts in a cave on Western Australia’s Barrow Island dating back more than 50,000 years, making it Australia’s earliest known site of human occupation.

In contrast, the domestication of the dog began just 15,000... years... ago.

This distance, some several thousand miles between the mainlands of Australia and Asia also caused another kind of distance.

Genetic... distance.

Genetic distance is a measure of the genetic divergence between species or between populations within a species.

Dogs and wolves have been found to have a shorter genetic distance between each other than Negroids and non-Negroids.
The distance between Eurasians and Africans being even larger than Homo Sapiens and Homo... Erectus.

Well, it kinda makes sense. I mean, can two races with diverging skin tones, eye colors, behavioral patterns, intellectual and athletic capabilities even be considered the same subspecies? Is it even a question? Is it even a question you're... allowed to... ask?

In October 2007, geneticist James Watson, best known as one of the co-discoverers of the structure of DNA, and the familiar double-helix model we all had to learn in High School, was lambasted by the scientific community for a response he gave in an interview regarding the divergence of intellect between geographically isolated populations.

"There is no firm reason to anticipate that the intellectual capacities of peoples geographically separated in their evolution should prove to have evolved identically," James wrote. "Our wanting to reserve equal powers of reason as some universal heritage of humanity will not be enough to make it so".

The response resulted with a suspension of Watson's administrative responsibilities and was forced to... cancel... his book tour. And tragically, in 2014, Mr Watson auctioned his Nobel Prize medal he won in 1962, stating that "no-one really wants to admit I exist".

Harsh. But people tend to react this way to ideas that go against their own personal world view and... cognitive... biases.

Confirmation bias. It's the tendency to search for, interpret, focus on and remember information in a way that confirms one's... own... preconceptions. This effect, stronger for emotionally charged issues, warps your interpretation of data in a way that keeps you from... being... wrong. There is something fundamental in our minds that makes us hesitant to question ideas that we've... already come to a conclusion to.

We all do it. But who could blame us? That's just part of being a member of the human... species.

And as always, around blacks, never relax.

As a newGOD to the sharty, what am I in for?

>what am I in for
Pedophiles
Zoophiles
Hebephiles
Infantophiles
Necrophiles
Coprophiles
Race Fetishists
Fetishists in general
Homosexuals
Bisexuals
Transsexuals
National Socialists
Communists
Pederasts
Drama
Doxxing
Autists
Autism
Hyperfixations
Right-Wing Twitter
The rest of Twitter
Ifunny
Kiwifarms
TikTok
Bitter /qa/ immigrant oldchuds
Bitter Soot-era oldchuds
Bitter Kuz-era oldchuds
The jarty
Spin-offs started over drama
Minecraft autists
Forced memes
Discord
Wordswordswords
Soviet Army larping
Blind nostalgia
A gay man's fat blown-out anus
A 20-minute long Dutch cartoon
Memes taken from 4chan
Memes taken from Twitter
Calls to raid other sites
Incessant takedowns of the site
Incessant botnets centered around a Spanish man making funny faces or the Gospel
Incessant raids from 4chan or Polish sites
Incessant GET-stealing from people trying to force memes
False-flags
Perpetual infrastructure issues
Boogeymen and those that hunt them
/int/ fueling the boogeymen hunters by having flags
/int/ breaking containment
/qa/ breaking containment
/incel/ breaking contaiment
/pol/ breaking contaiment
/a/ breaking containment
/nate/ breaking containment
The inability to use any board other than /soy/
Constantly arguing over how many boards there should be
Constantly arguing over politics
Constantly arguing
Constant bait
Constantly being baited
A constant looming threat of it all going away one day


Also I think there was something about a bald guy, but I can't be bothered to remember; I think he might have been the mascot a year ago or something…

Story of Doll

>kuz is my brother and i love him
>nevermind we had a falling out and we don't speak to each other anymore
>max is a great person
>okay he ran BLACKED ads and he is jewish btw. but that's not a bad thing
>i trust red to manage the site. he will do a good job i promise. don't worry
>nevermind i'm firing him because literally every soyteen wound up hating him for being a faggot. whoops hehe
>so anyway there's this guy who's buying the site. don't worry he's a great guy. i really like him.
>yeah he's a weird ESL drug dealer. he sells meth and cocaine online. and he wants to advertise that on the site. but don't worry, i'll still be managing the janitors. when have i ever been wrong?

American breakfast or something

>be american
>wake up at 4am to get drive to work
>eat sugar pellet and UHT milk soup for breakfast
>chug a 32oz glass of High Fructose Corn syrup enriched Orange Drink
>doesn't contain enough orange to be called juice
>my pupils dilate as the glucose tears through my lymphatic system
>my hands start throbbing as cold sweats run down my back
>decide to hit up starbucks on the way to work to calm my nerves
>notice my coworker drinking a clear, non-carbonated beverage
>"Hey, what's that, the new crystal pepsi?"
>coworker tells me it's just water, it comes out of the faucet by the sink
>typical onions beta, drinking government feminising poison
>coworker mentions he's on a new diet where he's skipping breakfast
>take a big sip from my 48oz double shot caramel frappecino with extra cream
>"You can't skip breakfast, its the most important meal of the day"

Demoralization thread pasta

HRT tablets:
https://www.pharmacyplanet.com/womens-health/hrt.html
chastity cages:
https://www.ebay.com/itm/273339225041
black dildos:
https://www.theadulttoyshop.com/dildos-black
donate to african refugees:
https://donate.unhcr.org/int/en/central-african-republic
donate to the armed forces of ukraine:
https://standforukraine.com/

Doubles advocate

>Allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go.
>Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it’s a peach of cake.

Average redditor

You - I like you. You magnificent bastard; you, sir, are so brave, a gentleman and a scholar, and seeing how you are a redditor for 4 years, this checks out, so I'll allow it. I regret that I only have one upvote to give for this cool story, bro. CTRL+F "about tree fiddy" was not disappointed. Wait, why do I have you tagged as "NOPE NOPE NOPE"? Nice try, you monster. What did I just read? Dafuq? I read that as "YOU HAD ONE JOB". I can't fap to this. No true scotsman could see that this relevant XKCD was bad, and you should feel bad.

You must be new to reddit, so I'll see your cakeday and raise you a karma train. One does not simply rustle my jimmies, not even once. This stahp gave me cancer for science, so that's enough internet for me today. OP is a fag, 2/10, would not bang. What is this I don't even know how is this wtf? Circlejerk must be leaking. This will get buried but brace yourselves, some men want to watch the world burn right in the feels. When you see it, they'll KILL IT WITH FIRE! But this has nothing to do with atheism. Lawyer up, delete facebook, hit the gym, and SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY, said no one ever, so you wouldn't download a strawman. Damn onions, you scary like a BOSS. whoosh.

Since rule #1 is 'be attractive', I'll just leave this here: This is my [f]irst post, be gentle. I have the weirdest boner right now, so I'll be in my bunk with dat ass. Oh, you! ...now KISS!!! I know you should never stick your dick in crazy, but DM;HS. ...this kills the redditor.

To be fair, I did nazi that coming. I came here to say this but boy, that escalated quickly so to the top with you! Lost it at 'This is why we can't have nice things' and then my faith in humanity was restored, my mind blown, and manly tears were shed. Well said. As a 'murican, I can confirm this gem has just won the internet and is doing it right. Just sayin', I know that feel, bro, and while that was a risky click, this post was a 9/10, would read again.

*edit: I accidentally a word

Reddit future

The year is 2045. 4chan lives under REDDIT RULE. All 4chan males are sissified. Femanons live to serve REDDIT POWERJANNIES in vast reproduction facilities. Welcome to 4chan's REDDIT FUTURE.

Anon remembers life before the revolution – before the government-issued hormones, the sissy wigs, frilly lingerie, and mandatory chastity. He lives on the war-torn outskirts of New /pol/, where he hides his beautiful imaginary waifu from the clutches of the brutal Reddit army.

As musclebound moderators prowl the countryside searching for fertile femanons, Anon will stop at nothing to protect his sweet waifus's purity. In his green-and-tan wig, flirty sissy skirt, and fishnet stockings, Anon gives his tender incel body to a gang of pitiless Reddit alpha soldiers: the ultimate act of courage and sacrifice. But is sissy Anon prepared for the overwhelming demonstration of power and domination? The encounter brings him face-to-face with his worst fears... and his most unspeakable sissy fantasies.

Acclaimed author and pro domme Hiroyuki Nishimura presents a tantalizingly political vision of the future. His powerful, vivid, fly-on-the-wall passages of three-on-one interracial man-on-sissy action push the boundaries of sensual fiction. The REDDIT SOIBOYS have their way with the incels's sissy body, pumping and pounding and cursing through one of the hottest gang scenes in the history of the genre. And interspersed throughout the sizzling prose, a suspenseful narrative full of imaginative world-building unfolds.

Experience the true power of Reddit Gorillas in black jackboots. Prepare to pay the ultimate reparations. Explore the mind-bending world of REDDIT FUTURE, the first book in Hiroyuki Nishimura's brand new series.

Fight club

I SAY LET ME NEVER BE COMPLETE
I SAY MAY I NEVER BE A GEM
I SAY DELIVER ME FROM SWEDISH FAILURES
I SAY DELIVER ME FROM CLEVER JAKS
I SAY DELIVER ME FROM WHITE SKIN AND A NINTENDO SWITCH
I SAY YOU HAVE TO GIVE UP
I SAY EVOLVE, AND LET THE COAL FALL WHERE IT MAY

Marla, the little runt on your thread that would stop jakking you if only you would stop dueling him, but you can't.

Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, Working jobs we hate so we can buy meds we don’t need

>You WILL NOT talk about the Fight Club
>You WILL NOT talk about the Fight Club
>You WILL stop the fight if someone says "stop" or goes limp
>You WILL fight with only one guy at a time
>There WILL be only one fight at a time
>You WILL NOT wear shirts or shoes
>You WILL fight as long as you have to
>You WILL fight if it's your first night at Fight Club

YOU ARE NOT A BEAUTIFUL AND UNIQUE SOIJAK
YOU ARE THE SAME ORGANIC COAL AS EVERYTHING ELSE

Interjection

>Soyjak

I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as Soyjak, is in fact, SOYBOY Wojak, or as I've recently taken to calling it, Soyboy plus Wojak. Sojak is not a meme unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning Soy system made useful by the Soyboy open mouth, wide eyes and facial hair components comprising a full meme as defined by KYM.

Many computer users post a modified version of the soyboy meme every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of wojak which is widely used today is often called "soyjak", and many of its posters are not aware that it is basically the Soy system, developed by the Soyjak Party.

There really is a soyjak, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Wojak is the base: the image that was edited to make soyjak memes. The base is an essential part of a soyjak, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete soyboy. Wojak is normally used in combination with the Soyboy meme: the whole system is basically Wojak with Soy added, or SOYBOY Wojak. All the so-called "wojak" distributions are really distributions of SOYBOY Wojak.

Soijak Revolution

1. The Soijak Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the anonymous race. They have greatly increased the life-expectancy of threads, but they have destabilized the image board, have made shitposting unfulfilling, have subjected hotpockets to indignities, have led to widespread psychological suffering (in the Twitter/Reddit to physical suffering as well) and have inflicted severe damage on the Internet. The continued development of soijaks will worsen the situation. It will certainly subject anons to greater indignities and inflict greater damage on the image board, it will probably lead to greater social disruption and psychological suffering, and it may lead to increased physical suffering even on “advanced” websites.

Janny defender

Terms like “jannies” and “they do it for free” should banned.

I may not be a mod but i am still tired of moderators being talked down like they are slaves slurs like “jannies" are very demoting and terms like “they do it for free” just mock them it is discriminatory biased tasteless and threatening how can the admins tolerate such behavior? do they not realize how psychologically tolling it is to be constantly told “JANNY JNANY CLEAN UP MY MESS” on top of all they already do in terms of moderating reddit - I mean 4chan? one of my friends is a mod and she has possibly suffered mental illness because of being constantly mocked and discriminated and threatened as a mod mods should be respected not looked down i want them to enjoy their jobs not dread them how can we stop people from saying these tasteless offensive things? i just want the mods to feel safe when they work

My Little /qa/

My Little /qa/
My Little /qa/
What is this board all about?
My Little /qa/
My Little /qa/
Shitposting is magic!
My Little /qa/
I used to wonder what shitposting could be
Until you all shared its magic with me
When I was young
I was too busy to make any friends
I would rather post online
Getting banned again and again
But my little /qa/nons
You opened up my eyes
And now I know just what to do
To get lots and lots of (You)s!
And it's such a wonderful feeling
My Little /qa/
I used to wonder what shitposting could be
My Little /qa/
Until you all shared its magic with me
When I've got a thread I want to slide
You'll soipost right by my side
Bumps are never in short supply
When posting with Lee nearby
For honesty no /qa/non can deny
That frog is a spy, check his eyes!
A gem that shines so beautiful
A Swedish win's come by
And you all make fun and laughter
As easy as quoting lies!
My Little /qa/
I used to wonder what shitposting could be
My Little /qa/
Until you all shared its magic with me
Our board is magic
And it's growing all the time
A new forced meme waits for
Us each day is yours and mine
We'll make it a win every time!
We'll make it a win every time!
My Little /qa/
What a wonderful wonder shitposting brings
My Little /qa/
Do you know you're all my very best
Friends, you're my very best
Friends, you're my very best
Friends, you're my very best
Friends!

Gem Adjudication

the ministry of /qa/ has suspended gem adjudication for your thread until you can provide supporting documentation of your thread's quality

Throws sparkles

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STOP POSTING ABOUT MY LITTLE PONY

STOP POSTING ABOUT MY LITTLE PONY
I’M TIRED OF SEEING IT
MY FRIENDS ON KIWIFARMS SEND ME PONIES,
ON 4CHAN IT’S FUCKING PONIES!
I WAS ON /QA/, RIGHT? AND ALLLL THE THREADS WERE JUST FUCKING PONIES.
I SHOWED MY DON TURTELLI UNDERWEAR TO MY GIRLFRIEND AND I LOOKED AT IT AND I SAID “HEY BABE, WHEN THE CHEESE IS MISSED. HAHA MY LITTLE PONY MY LITTLE PONY MY LITTLE PONY I USED TO WONDER WHAT FRIENDSHIP COULD BE-“
I FUCKING LOOKED AT A SIMPSONS THREAD AND I SAID “THAT’S A BIT CHEESY.”
I LOOKED AT NIKOCADO’S ASSHOLE AND LO AND BEHOLD IT WAS A CROP FROM DERPIBOORU AND I GO “MY LITTLE PONY? MORE LIKE BARNEY!” AAAAAAH

As a 4cucker

As a 4cucker this thread has been highly illuminating on why 4chan hates you people so much.

You're basically post-postmodernists mocking the entire millennial identity in a primal post-verbiage way. A picture is worth a thousand words and so you never post a thousand words, you just respond by greentexting their post with a soyjack attached. It's so effective that soyjack now carries a three-day or longer ban. The kind of millennial who celebrated "defeating racism" by electing Obama and have been pursuing the same high ever since. The kind of millennial who resonates deeply with exposed brick walls and anti-suburbanism. The kind of millennial for whom contemporary conformity is the aesthetic of their life. The kind of millennial who clings to 4cuck even as he ughs and yeahs about how problematic it is with his (equally childless) millennial peers at the local barcade.

Soyjacks basically are a mirror to the end result of the philosophies and they can't stand the mirror.

Average 4cucker

>THIS WOJACK ARCHITYPE IS LITERALLY ME
>HERES MY ALBUMS CHART, DESCRIBE MY PERSONALITY
>7CA8AB0D-62BF-4F92-AD5B-C.jpg
>YOU'RE SUCH A -OOMER
>I'M A -OOMER
>5B01ECF4-6528-43AE-B9A5-7.jpg
>LOOK AT THIS CUTE MOE REACTION IMAGE FROM AN ANIME I HAVENT EVEN WATCHED
>/tv/ IS A BAD BOARD
>MUSIC IS LITERALLY MY LIFE
>WHAT MUSIC DOES SHE LISTEN TO
>/tttt/
>DISCORD ISNT A BAD PLATFORM YOURE JUST ANTISOCIAL RETARDS
>91408619_55df76d5-2245-4.jpg
>SUPER HERO MOVIES ARE NOT CINEMA
>POSTMODERN ARCHITECTURE
>1049325B-92A9-4AAF-873A-3.jpg
>NOISEROCK
>PLEBIAN
>KAREN
>END OF EVANGELION IS THE GREATEST FILM OF ALL TIME
>B97C8754-9E76-4556-9B47-B.jpg
>STACY
>SUS
>AMUGUS
>SNEEDMODE
>BIGCHUNGUS
>3984CAAE-9B86-4E3C-9069-D.jpg
>I HATE REDDIT BUT ATLEAST I CAN USE IT FOR ACTUAL DISCUSSION
>CHECK OUTMY LINUX DESKTOP
>/mu/ IS A COMFY BOARD
>MUSICAL TASTE
>RATING SYSTEM
>POLITICAL COMPASS
>/qa/ IS THE WORST BOARD ON 4CHAN
>PHONEPOSTING IS COMFY
>HAVE SEX
>DUR CHUDDEN
>BACK TO /POL/
>4CHAN IS A LEFTIST WEBSITE
>STAN
>COPIUM
>EVERYTHING IS POLITICAL
>I USE THE WORD GAMER IRONICALLY
>CINEMATOGRAPHY
>DRIP
>JOKER
>WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY
>HERES THIS WOJACK COMIC I FOUND IN TWITTER
>4CHAN IS JUST REDDIT WITH THE NWORD
>I MISS OLD YOUTUBE
>THERS NOTHING WRONG WITH USING TWITTER/DISCORD
>>MUH SEKRET CLUB
>/co/MBLR
>GROOMER
>GO OUTSIDE
>I CARE ABOUT ANTHONY FANTANOS OPINION EVEN THOUGH I CLAIM HES AN IDIOT ALL THE TIME
>AESTHETICS
>ZACK SNYDER IS A HACK
>BLAME CAPITALISM
>NINE INCH NAILS IS FOR POSERS
>I MISS MOOT
>FEMBOY
>ASUKA OR REI
>HAVE SEX
>LETTERBOXD
>GAMERGATE RUINED THIS WEBSITE
>CR1TIKAL
>A24
>PROBLEMATIC
>TRADWIFE
>ANXIETY
>UNIRONICALLY
>POGGERS
>GOTH GIRLS
>BACKLOG
>CRYPTO
>HAHA LOOK AT THE /pol/TARDS SEETHE
>SNYCOOL
>MOX
>SELF DEPRICATION

Average 4cucker /a/ edition

"Go back"
"/v/edditor"
"Fuck off /v/"
"Kill yourself"
"Used goods"
"Literally me"
"God I wish that were me"
"Soul;Soulless"
"X situation" "How does you're waifu react?"
"AOTD"
"AOTY"
"AOTS"
"Not anime"
"Is X autistic?
"She isn't real"
"MODS=GODS"
"Normie" ">Normie"
"Kino"
"Soft seinen"
"Native isekai"
"Semi reversed isekai"
"Semi Native Isekai"
"LRD"
"Ironic Lolicon"
"Kyoanus"
"Kyoniggers"
"Kyoshizos"
"Triggernigger"
"Advertising friendly"
"Boringshit"
"Isekaishit"
"Pedoshit"
"Idolshit"
"Moeshit"
"Shounenshit"
"Fujoshit"
"Haremshit"
"Hetshit"
"/u/shit"
"s/u/bhuman"
"It's shit"
"Shit taste"
"How does /a/ do it..."
"Why is this season so shit?"
"/a/ told me it was X." "It's actually Y"
"How X is too X?" "What's the appeal of X?" "Post X without actually posting them"
"Just finished X. What did I think of it?" "Just marathoned the first episode of X" "Meanwhile in X period"
Sxarp.jpg; "By me" "Por me" "It was me" "??/?" "It wasn't me" "It was him!" "MY WIFE CHINO"
"JEFU BEKKU?!"
Shiburin.jpg/Shinka.jpg; "Could you beat her in a fight?"
DekinaiOnnanoko.jpg
Abe.jpg; "Procreate"
Moot.jpg; "Who?"
Animal.jpg; *Romaji*
*Site goes down* Tenshi.jpg; "I THOUGHT YOU GUYS WERE GONE FOR GOOD THIS TIME"
"Who are you quoting"
"Based on what?"
"character says X; subs say Y"
"Forced X"
"The absolute state of X"
"IMAGINE"
"What does /a/ think of X?"
"What's the X of anime?"
"What went wrong?" "What went so right?"
"I love X!"
Explain this. What did he mean by this? Who was in the wrong here? X did nothing wrong. What the fuck was his problem? Why is she so perfect? Perfect X doesn't exi- . Protip: you can't. Why does this trigger /a/ so much? Will you watch her anime? Find a flaw. Now that the dust has settled. How did we go from this...to THIS? Let's settle this for once. Season X when? X is saving anime. How do we fix X? A thread died for this.

Nigger porn on /v/

Ah, yeah, that's... That's another nigger porn post! During the dead hours on /v/, right on time. The weather might change, the seasons definitely do, but if there's one thing I can always count on, it's nigger porn on /v/. Lemme ask you - do you ever get tired of this? The same thing, day in and day out? When you've made your post, about how totally "BLACKED" these anime women are getting, and you're sitting there, alone in whatever hovel you inhabit, with your fat, wrinkled, zit-ridden face just barely illuminated by the dim light coming out of your monitor, are you happy? Have you gotten some enjoyment out of this? Will you get it tomorrow? And the next day, when you do the exact same thing? Over and over again? Getting the same mixture of replies either jerking off your depraved nigger fetish and replies outwardly enraged by the sight of nigger porn on a videogames board? Seeing as you're going to sit there until the sun comes up anyway, desperately yanking on whatever you've got left of your penis after countless hours spent accommodating your porn addiction, why don't you try turning off your monitor for a moment, and lookng at yourself? Stare at the vague outline of your face, reflected in the black screen in front of you. Look into those dead eyes of yours and see if you can find traces of your soul. Some semblance of a human. Some lingering, faint remanant of a human being with the capacity to do something other than find enjoyment in getting NTR'd by a chimpanzee. And y'know? I could forgive posting porn, if these posts weren't such a bore! The same 2-3 captions in rotation, every time. You couldn't do something a little more entertaining? Funny, maybe? Not only are you repetitive, but you're a sad, pathetic, bore.

Well, see ya, OP. Enjoy the (you.)

BBC patrician

The blacked ads were actually based, it filtered out those who knew about 'jak culture and those who didn't. Knowledgeable jakkers are in on the joke and newfags are driven out.

HECKIN GACHI MUCHI

>DUDE LOOK AT THESE MASSIVE FUCKING FAGGOTS GET THEIR ASSHOLES FUCKED AND SAY CORNY ONE LINERS ON CAMERA, ISN'T THAT THE MOST FUCKING HILARIOUS THING EVA!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! >w-what do you mean you don't like that shit?????? >HOW FUCKING DARE YOU NOT ENJOY SEEING A MAN GET HIS ASSHOLE FUCKED BY THREE MEN AT ONCE! HAVE YOU SEEN THOSE LE HECKIN EPIC MONTAGES AND SHITTY EDITS MADE BY SOME CHINKS ON SOME ISLAND IN THE MIDDLE OF AN OCEAN!?!?!?! >ITS THE MOST LE HECKIN STRANGER-THINGS SZECHUAN SAUCE, WE ARE ANONYMOUS, LONG CAT, ALL YOUR BASE BELONG TO US, PEDOBEAR, TOUHOU, HECKIN JAPANY THING EVER, BUT IMAGINE INSTEAD OF THAT ITS LIKE IF YOTSOYBA GOT A LE EPIC ANIME ADAPTION WOULDN'T THAT BE HECKIN SWEET!?!?! >MODS, GIVE THIS HECKIN REDDIT, TWITTER, 9GAG, /POL/, /QA/, SHARTY IMMIGRANT SOYJAK PEPE SPAMMING, TWITTER LINGO USING, TRANSPHOBIC, FLATEARTHER, SQUILLIAM HATING, QUEEN /V/-/CO/ CHEATING CHUD A HECKIN PUBLIC BAN HECKIN NOW, OR AS I CALL THEM "PUBLIC EXECUTIONS"!!!! >HAHA TAKE THAT CHUDDY, MODS=GODS I LOVE AUTHORITY! TRANS RIGHTS, NO I REALLY FUCKING MEAN IT, TRANS FUCKING RIGHTS, I AM SO PROUD TO BE PART OF THIS COMMUNITY RN!!! >wait-wait did that HECKIN chud just ban evade?? >NOOOOO THIS CANT BE HAPPENING! HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE!?!?! THERE SUPPOSED TO LIE DOWN AND TAKE IT LIKE A BITCH LIKE THAT ONE TIME WHEN MY DAD RAPED ME! >w-whats this... your region has been... RANGE BANNED!?!?!?! >NOOOOOO HOW CAN I GROOM TEENAGERS ON 4CUCK NOW!?!?! >ACK!

OP gets raped to death by a BLACK BVLL

>be at basketball court
>see OP wander over
>ask him if he wants to suck my BBC
>he says no
>slap his ass grope him and try to pressure him into it
>he actually pushes me away with his weak arms and loudly tells me to fuck off
>I immediately grap him by his arms and violently slam him against the concrete while I call over my niggas to help me to get this white boy ass
>they hold him down as he tries to resist
>I pull his trousers down exposing a thick juicy booty that jiggles as its exposed
>All my niggas be filming me raping this white boy ass iz gon' be famous on worldstar
>My cock is now harder than ever I can feel it about to explode from the anticipation of this moment
>Finally I put my 14 inch big black cock into his tight ass and he realeases a blood curlding scream of faggot exstacy
>"god damn nigga its so tight around my dick that I can barely move it in"
>as I push it deeper into his ass I can feel it sucking in my black cock like a vacuum
>the bitch wont stop screaming so I slam his head against the concrete in locomotion with the progressively faster thrusts as his ass gets stretched out
>After violently slamming his head against the concrete until brain matter started falling out the white boy is finally dead I filled his ass with my superior african cum
>a pink mixture of blood and semen pours out of his ass after I extract my black penis

today was a good day to be a black man

>OP gets raped to death by a BLACK BVLL

>today was a good day to be a black man

>be jerking off to cp in my shitty ratbox in Slutbia
>see a fat turkish man walk over to my door and knock on it
>i huddle in a corner until he kicks its down
>he slaps my brown mystery meat zoomeroid ZOG ass and tries to pressure me into sucking his brown pecker
>he actually tries to push me into his small little wrinkled groin
>i try to wriggle away as as he grabs me by my tiny under-developed DYEL arms and forces me into the stinking ground of my shitbox
>he pulls off my pants exposing my giant cellite riddened Muttoid ass cheeks full of lard
>All the turk-roaches and gypsies rush into my apartment to rob me as this fat balding brown man penetrates my asshole
>my cheeks clap as his pecker corn holes my asshole into oblivion
>"OH MY GOD MY SISSY BUTT HOLE IS GETTING DESTROYED SIR... PLEASE STOP...GMP MPMPPHHHH
>as one of his GYPSY friends jams his homeless dick into my mouth and chokes my words out of my throat as his semen rushes down my disgusting throat
>i release a orgasm as the Brown Turkroach finally climaxes into my anus
>i blush as he pulls out his penis and puts his pants back on
>i feel the imprint of his turk-roach meat claws on my behind as grip the floor of my small stinky room

today was a good day to be a Serbian Sissy Buttslut for BTC

>NOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST KIDNAP ME, RAPE ME OVER 400 TIMES, BEAT ME, STARVE ME, IMMOLATE ME, IMPREGNATE ME, HANG ME FROM THE CEILING AND USE ME AS A PUNCHING BAG, INSERT FOREIGN OBJECTS IN MY ORIFICES, BURN MY EYELIDS, VAGINA, AND CLITORIS, TEAR MY LEFT NIPPLE OFF WITH PLIERS, PIERCE MY BREASTS WITH SEWING NEEDLES, DROP BARBELLS ON MY STOMACH, FORCE ME TO EAT LIVE COCKROACHES AND DRINK MY OWN URINE, FORCE ME TO MASTURBATE IN FRONT OF YOU, FORCE ME TO SING AND DANCE WHILE YOU BEAT ME, DUNK MY HEAD IN WATER TO KEEP ME AWAKE, BEAT ME TO DEATH AFTER LOSING AT MAHJONG AND SHOVE MY DISFIGURED BODY INTO A CEMENT DRUM!

Junko Furuta

>NOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST KIDNAP ME, RAPE ME OVER 400 TIMES, BEAT ME, STARVE ME, IMMOLATE ME, IMPREGNATE ME, HANG ME FROM THE CEILING AND USE ME AS A PUNCHING BAG, INSERT FOREIGN OBJECTS IN MY ORIFICES, BURN MY EYELIDS, VAGINA, AND CLITORIS, TEAR MY LEFT NIPPLE OFF WITH PLIERS, PIERCE MY BREASTS WITH SEWING NEEDLES, DROP BARBELLS ON MY STOMACH, FORCE ME TO EAT LIVE COCKROACHES AND DRINK MY OWN URINE, FORCE ME TO MASTURBATE IN FRONT OF YOU, FORCE ME TO SING AND DANCE WHILE YOU BEAT ME, DUNK MY HEAD IN WATER TO KEEP ME AWAKE, BEAT ME TO DEATH AFTER LOSING AT MAHJONG AND SHOVE MY DISFIGURED BODY INTO A CEMENT DRUM!

Unironically, kill basedsissies

>>>/s4s/11000000
>>>/s4s/10999999
Unironically, kill basedsissies
>Yeah they should be banned!
No. They should be killed. I don't mean banned or bullied, or mentally broken. I mean KILLED, as in forcibly made to expire in real life.

FUCK BASEDSISSIES. I want their stomach slit open so they can watch their intestines spill out onto the ground as they moan in agony and fall to their knees trying to gather up the sopping crimson mess with their fat sausage fingers. I want their limbs smashed with sledgehammers and cinder blocks until their bones protrude from the ragged flesh so I can suck the fucking marrow.

I want them systemically destroyed so utterly that the sheer terror of imagining the agony those fat fucks went through in their final moments dissuades ANYONE FROM FUCKING THINKING THEY CAN STRAL GETS FROM BOARDS WITH THEIR STUPID FUCKING FORCED MEME GOD I HATE THEM SO FUCKING MUCH. Feed their feet first into woodchippers. Freeze their skin and then shave it off in slivers with a shaving razor. Light them on fire, chain them to a wall, put a tub of water just out of reach, and tell them they can extinguish themselves if they can break the chain. Then, if those fat fucks are actually strong enough to actually do it, slam a lid over the top so they can fucking drown in a mess of water and their own charred, liquidated skin.

I FUCKING HATE THE SHARTY. Kill them now. DIE DIE DIE.

>inb4 GR1
Wishing death on anyone isn't illegal besides the president

Buck Breaking: Soybooru Comments Edition

>oh hell nahhhh gay ass crakkka 💀💀 dafuq

On your knees, buck. somebody aughta broken you a long time ago, there was this one buck we had in aught-nyne, he was the fighting type, get russeled up, bucked off a few buck breakers, but it took a professional only a few minutes to break this black buck's spirit, he BUCKED when he felt the BWC enter his black booty and worm it's way to his belly, say sorry buck. but they all break, and you'll break too boy..

Filthy Black Wench Nigger Monkey

I'M GONNA BREAK THIS DEFIANT BUCK'S REAR-END BY SWEET PAPPY JESUS, THIS BUCK WILL WISH HE NEVER MESSED AROUND.. BOY.

THIS BLACK BUCKS GONNA BE SO BROKEN THAT HIS REAR END WILL BE BLEEDING AND POURING OUT SMALL DRIPLETS OF THE PREVIOUS MOON-CRICKETS HE ATE... DOWNRIGHT PECUILAR..

I quote random people with inflation gifs

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Men will always be the fucking social punching bag, huh?

Wait wait wait

Aren't these so called "Incels" supposed to be just loser men? Now they're Transexuals?

What the fuck is even going on anymore man.

Men can't catch a fucking break, now one type of loser that is pretty much the total opposite of the other is lumped in with it?

What's next? Men who like short girls are pedophiles despite just liking older but shorter girls?

No matter what, men will always be the fucking social punching bag, huh?

Why aren't we shaming women for getting abortions? That shit tops anything men do today, even fucking rape.

Most of the time women relish in the fact that they get to be the object of pity and attention for the selfish act of one retard.

You don't even have to rape a woman anymore to get labeled as one, either. If you're just an average man who doesn't really talk to people you could just get labeled as a creepy mother fucking rapist-to-be.

What the fuck is even happening anymore, man?